Special delivery instructions: show up at my door, knock once, wait 3 seconds and then immediately leave before I can come sign the package

just coming up with bullshit to be added to the database rn

Nonsense: Delivered directly INTO your front door or your money back guaranteed.

this is how youre stored in our database

THE NEW DATABASE JUST DROPPED

adding this to the database

THE NEW NONSENSE DATABASE UPDATE JUST DROPPED (louder)

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Please watch a youtube tut

Waduh, tempered glassnya nampak ada grid2nya

hm howbout..

ah sorry lets try agen

Paranicky Lewdcockthonicola

The irony of saying “aiaiai I’m your little butterfly” while falling down is atrocious.

Mind if I just borrow that for a bit? Or for a while, like forever?

You can work while doing the work. Ironic.

Super Sonic 64 for the Microsoft 360

The chuddest people you know are indonesians

I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself: makesense

Nontrinsic: Shockingly Nonsensical!

French boys fries… I like them

bad eppelogies

Maybe scrutinize “never” and “always” statements more.

nothing good ends with rrhea

bibbety babbity boo

I wish I had the money for all of the drugs people accuse me of being on

my poo has better security than your web server

safe nominal dingus

hello little stainless…
hello aluminium???

Please stop exploding me.

YOU DUMB A-HOLE. YOU JUST WON 1000 DOLLARS!

Give me your hot MOUTH. I’m feeelingggg romantticall.

For NOT legal reasons I’m stealing your stuff as we speak.

welcome to why I used logic

WAITER! MORE NONSENSE PLEASE!

it’s like an iPod touch 🎶

lelel
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LALALAVA
CHICHICHI chicken nuggets.

the catification is real

This lucky bastard got lava chicken.

This guy looks like a Peter Griffin wannabe ahh doppelganger looking ahh mans sayin I owe him 60 you owe yourself a 60 pound weight drop wyoa

the genocide shovel

Stop. STOP. WHO’S SENDING ME NONSENSE???

Oh. That’s my boyfriend.

SANCTUARY OS 👄

FANNY MOMENT(S): KEK; KEKW

It’s so good, I agree!

Come here chicken. I need you to egg. You need to egg it up.

The edge glitch 😳

when im in a hating advertisements competition and my opponent is an advertisement with a very catchy song/melody

• Белую или серую…

• вздох

• кот Барсик нажимает лапой на телефон, проигрывается звук оплаты

• Барсик, ты что, машину купил??

• Как купил??

• Молодец Барсик! (Барсик купил автомобиль в т-банке)

• Пацаны прикиньте (Барсик купил автомобиль) у нас Барсик машину купил

• Как? Реально? (В т-банке)

• Их кот Барсик (Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил) просто нажал на кнопку в приложении т-банка и купил автомобиль

• 🎶 Ба-Ба-Ба-Барсик купил автомобиль 🎹 в т-банке 🎶

• 🎶 Барсик купил автомобиль в т-банке 🎶

• 💽 Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил! 💽

• 🪨🎸 БАРСИК КУПИЛ АВТОМОБИЛЬ В Т-БАНКЕ 🪨🎸

• ⚽ 🗣️ Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил! ⚽ 🗣️

Т-банк - 20 Лет делаем сложное простым.

George Yorch (Youth Oriented Responsive Cybernetic Helper)