Food is not your friend, Food is Food, Food is on the table now

time to predict nonsense!

Git commit a minecraft world? It’s not as stupid as it sounds

From piping bags to dough all over the counter, there’s nothing the “NO” dish soap can’t tackle! Stains? NO problem, with the NO dish soap! 🫧

The key to turn oneself into a ragdoll, I presume

Generally, anything that involves creation will always be productive to some extent.

il y a beaucoup de 羊

hello can anyone tell me which one is qhich for zig zag, is zig the left or right, and is zag rhe left or fight?

or can they be either, but always changing or never repeating then, so alternating as they only rurler?

It’s not what I tell you it means; what does it mean to YOU?

See? You have self-respect????

remember, if you say ‘one thousand’ then YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM AND ARE NO LONGER AMERICAN
instead you should say ’11 eighty-nines’ because everyone knows composite numbers are fucking bullshit

fouf

Swedih Fih

my job is to disappear

I’m a bird how do I fly? - A Gemini short film

See? You’re self-regulating naturally.

TATA TERTIB DAN PERATURAN TINGGAL DI RUMAH

Diijinkan pulang ke rumah dengan syarat :

1. Mau berobat ke Psikolog
2. Nurut Mama, jaga kebersihan diri & kamar, cuci baju, setrika
3. Nurut aturan rumah, nggak klayapan, stop kegiatan OSIS
4. Bangun pagi jam 04.30 masak untuk bontot, sore bantu pekerjaan rumah, urus kucing
5. Uang saku Rp.5.000,-/hari
6. Tidak pacaran, saat di rumah tidak masukkan cowok, tidak keluar dengan cowok luar/ asing
7. Pulang sekolah tepat waktu, tidak ada alasan & kebohongan
8. Tidak mencuri
9. Makan lauk yang disediakan di rumah
10. Cece Visitor biayai selesaikan administrasi sampai lulus
11. Kalau ingin lanjut kuliah, biayai sendiri sambil kerja
12. Kalau melanggar aturan yang dibuat Cece di atas dan tidak bisa dinasehati, dipersilahkan keluar rumah, Mama & Cece lepas tanggungjawab, termasuk uang saku serta biaya lainnya tidak ikut menanggung

Jordan never did that move

everyone asks what the fuck is a kilometer but nobody asks how the fuck is a kilometer… words to live by…

А в чем разница?
В спецэффектах!!

Барсик купил автомобиль в тбанке 👄👄👄

twiizers for everyone !1!!1!1!!!!

i was joke yea

I’m getting a phone call.

Hello? Uh— ah, hallå?

I made these L brackets out of some L brackets :3

When life gives you poop, you put it in a kettle

Water bottles! They’re great!

Warning: Drinking water after the age of 40 may result in unexpected choking, coughing, and immediate reassessment of your life choices and a realization that you body is no longer under warranty. Other side effects may include heartburn, joint pain, and a sudden need to know where the nearest bathroom is. If symptoms persists, please consult someone under the age of 40.

bruh…

• it’s like a standing ovulation or something
• ?????

The shit is prosecuted for hitting the fan.

Gimana rasanya korupsi di negeri konoha hilang 10 persen saja untuk sementara waktu?

Man… everything is alcohol… 😟

what the hell is a “ragdoll mod”?

just won against ronaldo messi in a game

-«Ну не привязать же его к сиденью? 🥺»
-«Привязать 😀»

Do you believe in plausible deniability?

“you really like touching files huh” a person said to a unix developer

“yeah i totally love fingering things!” a unix developer said…

the amount of goobers in this server is catastrophically high and thats very great

Super Mario Moonlight

Available now for the Sega Gamesphere

Wendy would like to learn how to tow (those) two (toasted) (toad) toes too

THE BLUETOOZ DEVICE IS CONNECTED UHHH SUCCESSFULLEY…

youre device is ready to pear

invested stone

Andesite haven ❤️ (for Create players)

• I put Art on the wall!
• ….that’s an anthropomorphic cat
• His name is Art

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

Now you have. This guy is wanted several highly illegal crimes such as cross-dimension travel, theft, and crossing the street at a red light. Please proceed with caution as this guy is very dangerous. I mean, look at him. What even is that, some kind of badger? A very strange and disgusting creature indeed. Oh, and he’s very short. Like, absolutely tiny. You’ll know what I mean when you see him. But don’t approach. This is a very dangerous criminal we’re talking about here. Stay alert and inform the authorities if you spot this dude. By authorities I mean the cook in Schnitzelville. The cook is actually also our Mayor. I mean, they’re so good at cooking schnitzel, can you think of anyone better to run REDACTED! Me neither. Anyway, like I said, watch out!

WORM SPOTTED IN REDACTED
I am absolutely thrilled to announce that there has been a worm sighting close to the Condo building this morning. My hands are trembling as I’m writing this, and I am struggling to comprehend my own words as I genuinely cannot believe this monumental discovery. A real live worm in our humble country. What a tine to be alive. Our photographer was so hoboured to be able to take a photograph of this magnificent creature, who unfortunately denied our humble request for an interview, but to be honest just being able to print a genuine photograph of this legendary beast is more than anything any resident of [refacted] could have ever wished for. I don’t know about you guys, but this is genuinely the greatest moment of my life. Absolutely nothing could top this. A worm in REDACTED. I could never even dreamed of being alive during such a historic moment. Now look at me, writing an article about possibly the most significant event to occur in REDACTED history. Perhaps even the world? Surely there could be no future event that could top this one. Honestly my life is pretty much complete now, I don’t even need to keep writing articles anymore. My ultimate life goal has been achieved. What…what do I even do now? Nothing will ever match the joy I feel in this moment. That’s it. I have no more goals to aim for, no more dreams to chase. What is a person without a goal in life? Simply a husk, simply existing, no rhyme or reason, returning to pure instinct. If I have no purpose, what am I? Who am I? Life is now merely a film - memories but flashing pictures on a screen as I fulfill my basic necessities. I am nothing without the worm I chase.

DELIVERY WORKER WANTED!

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it looks very gender

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