Chris Chan has a girlfriend
if he has one, you can get one. never lose hope.

tl;c: i love u

No more nonsense is allowed. All nonsense is now banned. Only sense will be allowed from this point on😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Nonsens 🫃

dudee what took u soo long yessss finally whwre were u hm?

roses are disgusting, blues ara appalling, my thumb is numb, and my face is wide, my chip issus: i apologize without no further a do, i give you one last chance to forgive yourself, otherside im gonna have to drink plenty of no no no, sara twirls and convention convection conflates confetti confection withaffection (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ HUUAAAATKKK THRUHWUWHWUHUPPPHHH

TIME IS A FUCK
BURN DOWN 7 MILLION CLOCKS
410,757,864,530 HOURS NOT SAVED
SELL YOUR SUNDIAL MAN

You don’t have to do anything anymore.
Nothing upon nothing upon nothing.

Take aaaaaaaaaall the time you need.
Swim with me through the abyssopelagic zone.

Coil your thoughts around one another, yes…
Sink down the ravines of your own eyes.

Don’t worry, the world is still there, it’s you who is gone.
And there will be nothing forever. Total, eternal blackout.

How is it? The cool when you’re dead, brother.
Kepp going… deeper. Take the door.
Leave them behind.
Rest, brother.

Now you just… be.
There is no rot here. There are no pains here.
Just repent. Until the end.
Blackness, blackness, blackness. The ultimate disco.

pee

I think I’m the one who thinks the most here

apakah?

What induction technique do you remember in what you meant earlier talking about cooking and you turned into a giant buge

Inspect honkers.

a ché sink

surely there’s no inside baseball in The Crucible

If you are reading this you will explode in 7 minutes. I am sorry.

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my dog ate my compass. sorry, it happens all the time.

Its raining. Hide.

ten shousand chips on my lawn (blanlet)

Weather? Never heard of Her

Did you find Goku?

We pray everyone is happy.

There’s two kinds of people in this world: those who are untrustable and those who eat Uncrustables.

Is A considered data? Is B considered data? Is C considered data?

What you call nonsense I call normal sense…

heh,

just a glimpse into my dark twisted mind.

All Wii Want for Christmas is U

Mario Kart 6

AI - Artificial Inbreeding

charge battery? thats what they do

cant believe he would charge his battery

Link… But with bunny ears

You should stay up and read more nonsense. You’re just getting to the good part

To whoever is reading this, know that you are valued, and you should treat yourself with respect!

when you accidentily say slang in front of your boss:

Mambo

bo kek\

“why dont the music work”

The middle-part hairstyle is truly unmatched

🔴 Some upsetting entries

INSPIRED by TRUE EVENTS

WE WILL DESTRAIGHTEN YOU!

Sorry, we are trying to resolve this sensibly.

What’s the point of planning a morning run?

hidup susah tapi yang penting iPhone

👦 Hello 💻

Japanese people…. don’t argue with paperwork

“Can you… come home like that?” I deceased.

It’s 🍕 o’ clock!

booked and busy