I tell to myself “this is not productive” and so I thought screw it, I’m going to shut up and let my results do the work. I don’t care.

I feel like this is not productive but what we’re doing is inherently not productive unless you treat downtime as productivity in which case it’d be productive.

what if we had a 8ball but all responses are the 36922 nonsenses

me saying “huh” 7 times to the most clear and concise sentence ever uttered in the history of human language because im genuinely running on 1 bar of internet connection in my head

Unworks your Linux

blehhh!! >w< <---------------> The rocks are silent because they must listen.

By getting rid of the 99%, we can solve 1% of the world issuses

What if you.
Want to go to heaven.
But God said:
$7.99 monthly subscription

Spliffjab a horny honyocker.

dunia seluas daun kelor emang

Be the reason for our continuity.

yes i made an app inside an app

Hello Visitor, good day ☺️

I am Linerly from Nontrinsic, how are you doing today?

re-MIDI is waiting for you

ass passion

Makesense: Not available in the EU

They do not need their device to upload your climax sounds. They instead will receive timestamped few bytes that convey the meaning “now userid is really f*ck’d up”.

I don’t know, I want languages. I feel like those are the easiest.

woolah malah private jadinya

• Mandiri [lagi]? Aduh, udah begadang ini tadi malam buat ngerjain tugas
• Makanya jangan mepet!!

good thing the only apple i buy is granny smith

having a very fucked up sleep schedule (going to (or pretending to go to) sleep up to 12 hours late or early) so nobody on social media can tell your exact timezone and thus not be able to guess your approximate geolocation

By getting rid of the 1%, we could solve 99% of the world’s issues.

REDACTED

If you can read this, you are truly an amazing beeing. You are wonderful!

If you can’t read this, you are not…

I don’t make the rules….

Why is it called world wide web, I have never spoken with someone outside of my head

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1 in 10 persons enjoy diarrhea

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Crashed RAF jet steered to ‘avoid built-up areas’ before pilots ejected, commander says

Was für ein blöder Kommentar meinerseits, nutzlos, zeitvergeudend und absolut hinrissig. In der Zeit hätte ich auch ein Buch lesen oder selbst schreiben können.
Es handelt von einem jungen, aufgeweckten Burschen, welcher einen sinnfreien Kommentar verfasst während er seinen Darm von alten Nahrungsresten befreit. Kauft es noch morgen!

24/09/2026

Why are we calling them a PokémonGO Stick? Is this even legal? Isn’t that trademark infridgemint?

Ä B ℃ D E ℉ G H I J K L M N Ö P Q R $ T U V ₩ × ¥ Z

School? In this economy? Yeah no, my kids will be learning their adb’s and 143’s and meth’s in the basement

Introducing the Nintendo Wee… You
“We are not sure what it is, but the lead arcade designer says it’s a controller”

Introducing the Nintendo Wee
“Wait this thing is from 2006 what the fuck are we doing”

The toilet is now the chair

Me won’t wanting worry it will dye and it actually dining and even if I can’t knowing how much using I will doing i can knowing how much charing I won’ting

Business is boobing!

you can just 72 HOURS!!

Any pressing facility willing to manufacture discs specifically to get around copy protection would be legally on thin ice. Or maybe they would be Thin Ice… Media™

It’s IP68 rated apparently

the phone is foldable
folds the phone
oh my god

“OH MY GOD IT FOLDS” - myself, a few minutes ago

conen’t

404 Nonsense not found

We could not find the nonsense you were looking for. The catgirls have won.

404 Page not found

We could not find the link you were looking for. The robots have won.

Я БЫ ТРИ ТАКИХ КУПИЛ 🤣 🤣 🤣

With countless transportation infrastructure deployments, we’re ready to take on our next avenue with the most difficult terrain yet. It’s up so high, you won’t believe how stunning it is.

reading a webcomic and then the author just decides to rip my heart out, grind it into beef and then throw a building at me cause they were feeling bored

broski showed up for a grand total of <30 seconds

broski showed up for a grand total of <30 seconds before pissing off and i had to go collect it physically from the post office like bruhh

Special delivery instructions: show up at my door, knock once, wait 3 seconds and then immediately leave before I can come sign the package

just coming up with bullshit to be added to the database rn