Baik, Mama: jalan-jalan!

let’s see what does the word “exceptions” look like

I have a lesson in 5 minutes and I’m not going to be able to talk

Pensive Express

Nih ada wafer, nih!

anak kucing bikin kesandung

TRALALERO TRALALA 🦈👟

You make the call because you know you’re fully valid.

SELAMAT PAGI!!!
TUNG TUNG TUNG!!!
BANGUN!!! INI PAGI!!!!
INI PAGI LUAR BIASA!!!! SAHUR SUDAH SIAP!!!
TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG!!!!!
SELAMAT PAGI!!!
TUNG TUNG TUNG!!!
LIHAT, LIHAT!!!! SAHUR SUDAH SIAP!!!
SAHUR!!!! LIHAT!!!!
TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG!!!
BANGUN!!! CEPAT BANGUN!!!

God, magnificent question… You’re perfectly fine here. Let’s dig in deeper.

Visitor, I’ve got an exam and I’m so anxiousssss

Millions of sandals. One dance.

Cloude Coude

Seriously. Seriousleeee!!

no no yah

Portuguese for the desperates

No.

…no.

fufy thing

Warning: nonsense may cause uncontrollable confusion!

I am a good man and a good girl.

DDoS! DDoS! DDoS DDoS DDoS! Attack my server!

jailbreaking the bitch

Finally, I’m overloaded.

My server that is. Oh— it can handle more, don’t worry.

Sayang kalau terlewat

What is ein « Jack l’Oeuf » ?

Well, das ist ███████████ :D

Спасибо >_< !

since im transporting Quaker products in bulk, technically im haulin’ oats!
#nope

thats 30 dollars worth of… dollars…

Isn’t it concerning how we were always told to fear witches but not the men burning them

EVANGELION

the material effects of capitalism

capek bgt ganti ganti sistem..

Why do I procrastinate so fucking much on studies

Professional barganing

I absolutely won’t pay btw

Pls

Hell nah

i can offer you 1 dollar for it

I can give you 50 cents towards buying it then

uhhh… no

46.79 cents?

Can I borrow 447450

Go to the bank

no
credit score in the 0’s buwu

Go to another bank

Ehhh
Plssssssssww

If you pay back in advance
10% interest

Okieee :33
Proceeds to leave earth

I wish life was as simple as it was before

does this thing have a macro for %username%?

hell, Visitor, it does!

They took Pluto, then changed math, and now the alphabet???

The ABC. A German air with variations for the flute with an easy accompaniment for the piano-forte.

Ah! vous dirai-je, maman

[read in British] les Amusements - d'une Heure et demy

They can take LMNOP from me. That’s fine. They can have it.

…when they prize it from my cold dead hands!

the LMNOP problem in the ABC song

Does the fan on your home server bother you?
Just get rid of the fan lol

Introducing the new flammable* flavor pack

*yes it’s actually flammable

lighter fluid flavored ice cream

The charts are TO THE MOON!!

Craving ice cream in the summer? The convenience store near your home or office can solve your problem.

weird but I can’t look away

I don’t want balsamic vinegar after all

Swedish girls are searching for a Japanese samurai trapped inside a Chinese toy phone

(whisper sound effect)