Professional barganing

I absolutely won’t pay btw

Pls

Hell nah

i can offer you 1 dollar for it

I can give you 50 cents towards buying it then

uhhh… no

46.79 cents?

Can I borrow 447450

Go to the bank

no
credit score in the 0’s buwu

Go to another bank

Ehhh
Plssssssssww

If you pay back in advance
10% interest

Okieee :33
Proceeds to leave earth