For NOT legal reasons I’m stealing your stuff as we speak.

welcome to why I used logic

WAITER! MORE NONSENSE PLEASE!

it’s like an iPod touch 🎶

lelel
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LALALAVA
CHICHICHI chicken nuggets.

the catification is real

This lucky bastard got lava chicken.

This guy looks like a Peter Griffin wannabe ahh doppelganger looking ahh mans sayin I owe him 60 you owe yourself a 60 pound weight drop wyoa

the genocide shovel

Stop. STOP. WHO’S SENDING ME NONSENSE???

Oh. That’s my boyfriend.

SANCTUARY OS 👄

FANNY MOMENT(S): KEK; KEKW

It’s so good, I agree!

Come here chicken. I need you to egg. You need to egg it up.

The edge glitch 😳

when im in a hating advertisements competition and my opponent is an advertisement with a very catchy song/melody

• Белую или серую…

• вздох

• кот Барсик нажимает лапой на телефон, проигрывается звук оплаты

• Барсик, ты что, машину купил??

• Как купил??

• Молодец Барсик! (Барсик купил автомобиль в т-банке)

• Пацаны прикиньте (Барсик купил автомобиль) у нас Барсик машину купил

• Как? Реально? (В т-банке)

• Их кот Барсик (Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил) просто нажал на кнопку в приложении т-банка и купил автомобиль

• 🎶 Ба-Ба-Ба-Барсик купил автомобиль 🎹 в т-банке 🎶

• 🎶 Барсик купил автомобиль в т-банке 🎶

• 💽 Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил! 💽

• 🪨🎸 БАРСИК КУПИЛ АВТОМОБИЛЬ В Т-БАНКЕ 🪨🎸

• ⚽ 🗣️ Лапкой надавил, в приложении купил! ⚽ 🗣️

Т-банк - 20 Лет делаем сложное простым.

George Yorch (Youth Oriented Responsive Cybernetic Helper)

Food is not your friend, Food is Food, Food is on the table now

time to predict nonsense!

Git commit a minecraft world? It’s not as stupid as it sounds

From piping bags to dough all over the counter, there’s nothing the “NO” dish soap can’t tackle! Stains? NO problem, with the NO dish soap! 🫧

The key to turn oneself into a ragdoll, I presume

Generally, anything that involves creation will always be productive to some extent.

il y a beaucoup de 羊

hello can anyone tell me which one is qhich for zig zag, is zig the left or right, and is zag rhe left or fight?

or can they be either, but always changing or never repeating then, so alternating as they only rurler?

It’s not what I tell you it means; what does it mean to YOU?

See? You have self-respect????

remember, if you say ‘one thousand’ then YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM AND ARE NO LONGER AMERICAN
instead you should say ’11 eighty-nines’ because everyone knows composite numbers are fucking bullshit

fouf

Swedih Fih

my job is to disappear

I’m a bird how do I fly? - A Gemini short film

See? You’re self-regulating naturally.

TATA TERTIB DAN PERATURAN TINGGAL DI RUMAH

Diijinkan pulang ke rumah dengan syarat :

1. Mau berobat ke Psikolog
2. Nurut Mama, jaga kebersihan diri & kamar, cuci baju, setrika
3. Nurut aturan rumah, nggak klayapan, stop kegiatan OSIS
4. Bangun pagi jam 04.30 masak untuk bontot, sore bantu pekerjaan rumah, urus kucing
5. Uang saku Rp.5.000,-/hari
6. Tidak pacaran, saat di rumah tidak masukkan cowok, tidak keluar dengan cowok luar/ asing
7. Pulang sekolah tepat waktu, tidak ada alasan & kebohongan
8. Tidak mencuri
9. Makan lauk yang disediakan di rumah
10. Cece Visitor biayai selesaikan administrasi sampai lulus
11. Kalau ingin lanjut kuliah, biayai sendiri sambil kerja
12. Kalau melanggar aturan yang dibuat Cece di atas dan tidak bisa dinasehati, dipersilahkan keluar rumah, Mama & Cece lepas tanggungjawab, termasuk uang saku serta biaya lainnya tidak ikut menanggung

Jordan never did that move

everyone asks what the fuck is a kilometer but nobody asks how the fuck is a kilometer… words to live by…

А в чем разница?
В спецэффектах!!

Барсик купил автомобиль в тбанке 👄👄👄

twiizers for everyone !1!!1!1!!!!

i was joke yea

I’m getting a phone call.

Hello? Uh— ah, hallå?

I made these L brackets out of some L brackets :3

When life gives you poop, you put it in a kettle

Water bottles! They’re great!

Warning: Drinking water after the age of 40 may result in unexpected choking, coughing, and immediate reassessment of your life choices and a realization that you body is no longer under warranty. Other side effects may include heartburn, joint pain, and a sudden need to know where the nearest bathroom is. If symptoms persists, please consult someone under the age of 40.

bruh…

• it’s like a standing ovulation or something
• ?????

The shit is prosecuted for hitting the fan.

Gimana rasanya korupsi di negeri konoha hilang 10 persen saja untuk sementara waktu?