School? In this economy? Yeah no, my kids will be learning their adb’s and 143’s and meth’s in the basement

Introducing the Nintendo Wee… You
“We are not sure what it is, but the lead arcade designer says it’s a controller”

Introducing the Nintendo Wee
“Wait this thing is from 2006 what the fuck are we doing”

The toilet is now the chair

Me won’t wanting worry it will dye and it actually dining and even if I can’t knowing how much using I will doing i can knowing how much charing I won’ting

Business is boobing!

you can just 72 HOURS!!

Any pressing facility willing to manufacture discs specifically to get around copy protection would be legally on thin ice. Or maybe they would be Thin Ice… Media™

It’s IP68 rated apparently

the phone is foldable
folds the phone
oh my god

“OH MY GOD IT FOLDS” - myself, a few minutes ago

conen’t

404 Nonsense not found

We could not find the nonsense you were looking for. The catgirls have won.

404 Page not found

We could not find the link you were looking for. The robots have won.

Я БЫ ТРИ ТАКИХ КУПИЛ 🤣 🤣 🤣

With countless transportation infrastructure deployments, we’re ready to take on our next avenue with the most difficult terrain yet. It’s up so high, you won’t believe how stunning it is.

reading a webcomic and then the author just decides to rip my heart out, grind it into beef and then throw a building at me cause they were feeling bored

broski showed up for a grand total of <30 seconds

broski showed up for a grand total of <30 seconds before pissing off and i had to go collect it physically from the post office like bruhh

Special delivery instructions: show up at my door, knock once, wait 3 seconds and then immediately leave before I can come sign the package

just coming up with bullshit to be added to the database rn

Nonsense: Delivered directly INTO your front door or your money back guaranteed.

this is how youre stored in our database

THE NEW DATABASE JUST DROPPED

adding this to the database

THE NEW NONSENSE DATABASE UPDATE JUST DROPPED (louder)

Invalid code
Please watch a youtube tut

Waduh, tempered glassnya nampak ada grid2nya

hm howbout..

ah sorry lets try agen

Paranicky Lewdcockthonicola

The irony of saying “aiaiai I’m your little butterfly” while falling down is atrocious.

Mind if I just borrow that for a bit? Or for a while, like forever?

You can work while doing the work. Ironic.

Super Sonic 64 for the Microsoft 360

The chuddest people you know are indonesians

I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself: makesense

Nontrinsic: Shockingly Nonsensical!

French boys fries… I like them

bad eppelogies

Maybe scrutinize “never” and “always” statements more.

nothing good ends with rrhea

bibbety babbity boo

I wish I had the money for all of the drugs people accuse me of being on

my poo has better security than your web server

safe nominal dingus

hello little stainless…
hello aluminium???

Please stop exploding me.

YOU DUMB A-HOLE. YOU JUST WON 1000 DOLLARS!

Give me your hot MOUTH. I’m feeelingggg romantticall.