952 nonsense entries have been added to the database — submission will be available soon!
Focus on your trampoline if you want to join the organization.
added on 2/22/2025, 5:20:18 AM
ASSEMBLE THE THING!!! NOW!!!
added on 2/22/2025, 5:18:16 AM
Smokin’ that Microsoft quantum computer
added on 2/22/2025, 5:17:33 AM
As of ${current_date}, there are ${nonsense_amount} nonsense entries in the database.
added on 2/22/2025, 5:08:30 AM
We have successfully transferred your existence into the number 97.
added on 2/22/2025, 5:07:16 AM
Castededed so i decided to drop
added on 2/22/2025, 5:05:03 AM
The past tense and past participle of the verb “cast” is “cast”.
added on 2/22/2025, 4:43:46 AM
Subscribe to the service for more optimizations.
added on 2/21/2025, 6:19:55 PM
Your [redacted] is very vertically [redacted].
added on 2/21/2025, 6:19:35 PM
Submit this assignment by the date given below. added on 12/17/2021, 7:04:54 PM
added on 2/21/2025, 6:17:41 PM
[redacted] inside a person could alter their mood due to [redacted] in the [redacted] partner's [redacted] being absorbed by the bottom.
added on 2/21/2025, 3:18:05 PM
frankly speaking, if you think (wo)men suck, get better (wo)men in your life.
added on 2/21/2025, 8:13:19 AM
What are you talking? I’m axing you!!
added on 2/21/2025, 6:51:33 AM
un ami d’amiibo
added on 2/21/2025, 6:42:55 AM
You need Rodeo VISA.
added on 2/21/2025, 6:41:31 AM
You are currently living deadly.
added on 2/21/2025, 6:40:14 AM
Miithematic
added on 2/21/2025, 6:39:04 AM
i used to listen but i stopped listening to music for obvious reasons
added on 2/21/2025, 6:37:52 AM
You’ll never outgrow Confluence.
added on 2/21/2025, 6:29:42 AM
4x4=16
added on 2/21/2025, 6:23:44 AM
10% noodle 90% love
added on 2/21/2025, 6:07:39 AM
[This is very upsetting and interesting]
added on 2/21/2025, 5:49:14 AM
freddy predy
added on 2/21/2025, 5:36:27 AM
Welcome to the latest installment of “[…] KENAPA AKU WNI”
added on 2/21/2025, 4:31:43 AM
For more information on the service, please check your local Travis Scott Authorization Office.
added on 2/21/2025, 3:51:15 AM
being desperate that you just want peace
added on 2/21/2025, 2:46:42 AM
🏳️⚧️
thank you for your continued understanding
added on 2/21/2025, 2:27:00 AM
The Cube Central Certified Nonsense Associate (CCCNA) is a prestigious, tongue-in-cheek certification recognizing mastery in absurd logic, creative chaos, and structured nonsense. Holders of this title demonstrate exceptional skills in thinking outside the cube—often in ways that defy reason but entertain endlessly.
added on 2/21/2025, 2:15:05 AM
get good at life
added on 2/21/2025, 1:03:56 AM
Due to rising costs, I’ll be adjusting the prices of my game assets. This helps maintain quality and allows me to continue creating content. There’ll be a 10% price increase, making the new price… well, still $0 I guess. Thank you for understanding.
added on 2/21/2025, 12:40:13 AM
keep your bottom tucked in
added on 2/21/2025, 12:25:31 AM
Sway your hips to spin the Hula Hoop®️.
added on 2/21/2025, 12:17:26 AM
Successfully deactivated your sense.
added on 2/20/2025, 6:03:40 PM
Above a certain threshold, this is a threat.
added on 2/20/2025, 5:38:12 PM
due to circumstances beyond my control, i am awake
added on 2/20/2025, 12:46:49 PM
T’es un champ.
added on 2/20/2025, 12:15:30 PM
You are a field.
added on 2/20/2025, 11:51:44 AM
bighen BIG-TIME HAPPINESS
added on 2/20/2025, 11:49:09 AM
Internet access will be prohibited from the Internet for fifteen weeks.
added on 2/20/2025, 11:37:49 AM
OPM lelah
added on 2/20/2025, 11:33:23 AM
For information on how to apply, check the address given to you below.
added on 2/20/2025, 11:04:42 AM
Your chicken is not imaginary enough.
added on 2/20/2025, 11:04:04 AM
NASHVILLE H O T CHICKEN
added on 2/20/2025, 10:57:24 AM
So let me get this straight: If I become [redacted], YEAH I DID THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
added on 2/20/2025, 9:02:10 AM
Who needs Google Translate when I already have a translator in myself?
added on 2/20/2025, 7:34:23 AM
added on 2/20/2025, 6:34:39 AM
🦆 = 🚫 💸
added on 2/20/2025, 3:38:04 AM
why be [redacted] when you can be [redacted]? why have one kind when you can have two kinds??? it’s much better!!!
added on 2/20/2025, 3:29:38 AM
before you can create artificial intelligence, first you must create artificial stupidity
added on 2/20/2025, 12:30:52 AM
Do you feel like not ever?
added on 2/19/2025, 1:46:53 PM
it insults you politely
added on 2/19/2025, 1:45:35 PM
Pelanggan yang terhormat,
Kami informasikan bahwa layanan internet anda saat ini terisolir. Dimohon untuk melakukan pembayaran tagihan melalui rekening ABC 012345678 atas nama [redacted]. Agar layanan internet tetap aktif dimohon melakukan pembayaran sebelum tanggal 20 setiap bulannya.
Terimakasih
added on 2/19/2025, 9:58:25 AM
let’s block Zoom on our network!!!
added on 2/19/2025, 9:29:19 AM
We brought nonsense to the system
added on 2/19/2025, 8:59:40 AM
az·KO
added on 2/19/2025, 7:31:47 AM
really front desk
added on 2/19/2025, 7:31:05 AM
Nonsense should be understandable by anyone, anywhere
added on 2/19/2025, 5:37:28 AM
mikrotīkls little network
added on 2/19/2025, 5:26:11 AM
hAP hEX
added on 2/19/2025, 4:53:13 AM
iPad Learning TRILINGUAL PROGRAM
added on 2/19/2025, 12:37:14 AM
Who is misero?
added on 2/18/2025, 4:59:24 PM
tip: silently scream. very loudly.
added on 2/18/2025, 4:19:09 PM
British research facility
added on 2/18/2025, 3:04:16 PM
from your trauma into your OC’s trauma
added on 2/18/2025, 2:59:24 PM
would you rather pay less but have more trauma to compensate or pay more but have little to no trauma at all?
added on 2/18/2025, 2:35:34 PM
Know nun bout that
added on 2/17/2025, 1:37:12 PM
World map finder 6
added on 2/17/2025, 1:36:49 PM
2 + 2 is 2, - 2 that’s 2 quick mafs
added on 2/17/2025, 1:36:18 PM
who is travisco
added on 2/17/2025, 1:35:49 PM
Joe-inator 2700
added on 2/17/2025, 1:35:21 PM
Night definitonality 12tet
added on 2/17/2025, 1:35:01 PM
CCCNA Cessna
added on 2/17/2025, 1:34:42 PM
cccna cube central certified nonsense associate
added on 2/17/2025, 1:25:34 PM
this is stupid
added on 2/17/2025, 4:20:07 AM
To be honest, instead of seeing me as the problem, why not figure out that everyone is being problematic?
added on 2/17/2025, 4:17:04 AM
so this is why I am terrified of [you know who]
added on 2/17/2025, 3:43:28 AM
i had an edible
added on 2/17/2025, 3:31:29 AM
in an attempt to dethrone me
added on 2/17/2025, 3:11:20 AM
All we know is that wii is stored in the bells
added on 2/17/2025, 2:35:41 AM
train but theres big daddy warewolf trying to hunt us down
added on 2/16/2025, 1:40:58 PM
Your dreams are successfully casted via Windows CE.
added on 2/16/2025, 9:47:36 AM
Yam Haha DX7
added on 2/16/2025, 3:59:18 AM
Do you Poland?
added on 2/16/2025, 3:58:40 AM
Repolish your France
added on 2/16/2025, 3:58:32 AM
Polish Polish polished polish polisher
added on 2/16/2025, 3:58:24 AM
HAVE A GOOD TIME!!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT STUFF!!!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:56:21 AM
Don’t even think of using artificial intelligence to make nonsense. Nonsense is supposed to be organic, not artificial!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:53:55 AM
At this point, you don’t even know if I’m being genuine not because I’m not pulling this from somewhere else, but because I have feelings. Where are my human rights?!?! It’s ironic!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:53:09 AM
THIS IS TRUE!!! I’D RATHER FEEL PAIN ONCE THAN FEEL PAIN OVER TIME IN THIS BAD ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:51:04 AM
You don’t know how terrible it is now. Don’t even think about being physically injected, it’s less worse than being emotionally traumatized!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:50:17 AM
Who doesn’t miss being chronically online posting nonsense all day as if you don’t have a life?
added on 2/16/2025, 3:47:55 AM
If they are cutting funding to research, at least have another worldwide pandemic so that they can feel how bad it is!
added on 2/16/2025, 3:46:49 AM
oops I did
added on 2/16/2025, 3:40:46 AM
NEVER SLEEP.
added on 2/16/2025, 2:57:14 AM
The best thing in the world is… sleep. Have a good night.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:30:35 PM
midnight nonsense
added on 2/15/2025, 5:23:31 PM
What’s it saying?
added on 2/15/2025, 5:23:08 PM
Yopu from etat?
added on 2/15/2025, 5:22:32 PM
ARRÊTE DE PARLER
added on 2/15/2025, 5:21:14 PM
Je parle déjà français !
added on 2/15/2025, 5:20:08 PM
Please stop. Or else you will be France.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:18:49 PM
arrête s’il te plaît
added on 2/15/2025, 5:09:43 PM
The day of on the day of on the day of on the day of on the day of today
added on 2/15/2025, 5:09:13 PM
Le jour d’au jour d’au jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui
added on 2/15/2025, 5:08:35 PM
The day of on the day of on the day of today of yesterday
added on 2/15/2025, 5:04:42 PM
One eight zero is not 180
added on 2/15/2025, 5:04:06 PM
I vegetate my microscope with electromagnetic vegetable
added on 2/15/2025, 5:03:35 PM
The day of day
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le jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui d’hier
added on 2/15/2025, 4:58:48 PM
vegetative electron microscopy
added on 2/15/2025, 4:57:47 PM
Never ever show up to the party without a proper helicopter!!!
added on 2/15/2025, 12:28:47 PM
Got some fresh nonsense? Drop it here.
added on 2/15/2025, 12:09:46 PM
??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| _ ??| â¢.â¢) drink some water ??|?? ??|__________
added on 2/15/2025, 11:47:34 AM
Sometimes, you regret submitting nonsense.
added on 2/15/2025, 8:39:38 AM
why nobody knows what curry is
added on 2/15/2025, 8:36:41 AM
What’s the difference between a monohull and a cat?
added on 2/15/2025, 8:35:24 AM
Internet activity, concentrating really hard, and then— jumpscare
added on 2/15/2025, 8:32:46 AM
It’s important to make sure you’re getting your heart rate up every day. One of the best ways to do that is by getting scared. I recommend all my patients watch a scary video like this.
added on 2/15/2025, 8:32:06 AM
honey laundering
added on 2/15/2025, 8:29:33 AM
Where is Logic? HE’S GONE. HE’S GONE!
added on 2/15/2025, 8:07:11 AM
Why process your emotions when you can process a payment?
added on 2/15/2025, 7:54:58 AM
We’re monetizing grief because we are a corporation!
added on 2/15/2025, 7:54:13 AM
In lieu of flowers, please do a Duolingo lesson.
added on 2/15/2025, 7:44:40 AM
[ SPEAKING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ]
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[REDACTED] MUST BE STOPPED
added on 2/15/2025, 7:36:56 AM
i feel sick
added on 2/15/2025, 7:29:31 AM
faire nggarap
added on 2/15/2025, 7:19:56 AM
hamburglar
added on 2/15/2025, 6:47:49 AM
hot nonsense
added on 2/15/2025, 6:13:37 AM
Say it right, or you’re not coming in.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:46:06 AM
If you like palaces, you’ve come to the wrong place.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:44:38 AM
To make an English language, you start with a base of Germanic Anglo-Saxon, mix in a healthy dash of Old Norse, a huge dollop of Norman French, and just a barely detectable hint of Celtic. Trust me, it’ll make all the difference.
Stir it up for hundreds of years until the vowels really start to shift, and then… English.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:43:21 AM
Food is the god of people.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:38:44 AM
I assume war
added on 2/15/2025, 5:30:58 AM
Y’all’dn’t’ve
added on 2/15/2025, 5:30:45 AM
Erbium coconut
added on 2/15/2025, 5:30:28 AM
It needs some water man.
added on 2/15/2025, 5:29:56 AM
Why is my explore page so thirsty?
added on 2/15/2025, 5:27:49 AM
It’s diabetes to go.
added on 2/15/2025, 4:55:23 AM
Smokin that americium detector
added on 2/14/2025, 3:15:23 PM
That guy is supposed to go to war? Boi he has the biggest weakness ever 1 grenade shard to the dome and he’s cooked
added on 2/14/2025, 1:40:07 PM
If you measured a fifty centiblock wide metre, you will get fifty centiblocks.
added on 2/14/2025, 1:32:33 PM
Fixed. The Gender Identity section has been deleted.
added on 2/14/2025, 1:20:24 PM
You can kinda tell what’s real even though they’re vague.
added on 2/14/2025, 11:17:59 AM
i’m questioning my [redacted] now
added on 2/14/2025, 11:17:36 AM
Tentukan yaitu sebesar lima belas hari kemudian dilanjutkan hingga kini
added on 2/14/2025, 9:03:30 AM
en masse or en masse
added on 2/14/2025, 8:41:37 AM
mehong
added on 2/14/2025, 7:54:05 AM
pourquoi pas ?
added on 2/14/2025, 7:22:08 AM
Two or f?
added on 2/14/2025, 7:16:08 AM
Yes but if you really try, you are fresh cream.
added on 2/14/2025, 7:15:59 AM
Nintendo? Oui!
added on 2/14/2025, 7:10:35 AM
Îî íīÎīì ėíīÎīìė
added on 2/14/2025, 6:01:03 AM
Crème fraîche île de fraîche
added on 2/14/2025, 5:59:50 AM
Spågyǒēďï
added on 2/14/2025, 1:14:31 AM
Try the power of X-rays.
added on 2/14/2025, 12:58:23 AM
Kippy YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
added on 2/14/2025, 12:41:49 AM
Truly, anything could be happening right now!!!
added on 2/14/2025, 12:36:13 AM
I bet on losing dogs
added on 2/13/2025, 11:59:19 PM
i’m sitting here crying
added on 2/13/2025, 11:54:38 PM
what are your thoughts about spirk (spock x kirk)? :3
added on 2/13/2025, 11:52:43 PM
i’m so oriented
added on 2/13/2025, 11:26:15 AM
i’m so disoriented
added on 2/13/2025, 11:10:57 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That one doesn’t count. I was just reading the teleprompter. You guys are ducked.
added on 2/13/2025, 10:06:24 AM
little cantaloupe boy
added on 2/13/2025, 10:04:16 AM
Why do I keep doing this nonsense?
added on 2/13/2025, 10:02:41 AM
Sources say that Penn State Coach James Franklin has a foot out the door, making him one of a number of coaches hanging on by a— cymbal
added on 2/13/2025, 9:59:50 AM
Is that a mistake?!?!?!
added on 2/13/2025, 9:57:53 AM
And finally, thud … cereal.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:54:08 AM
I swear, if there is trauma just before something good, I will piss off.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:51:30 AM
Finally, I’m overrated.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:40:57 AM
Cats are overrated, I will say, as somebody who has a cat, in the sense that however much love you give them, it’s like pouring it into an empty void.
They don’t return it unless it’s convenient for them.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:39:47 AM
First of all, Gonzo is the only good one.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:34:34 AM
… oh no …
I’ve got a wet spot. wheeze
added on 2/13/2025, 9:26:48 AM
I am pain, I’m in pain, and I’ve always been in pain.
added on 2/13/2025, 9:03:40 AM
The theory that intense laughter can elongate one’s life per second.
added on 2/13/2025, 2:26:55 AM
Wetness doesn’t matter. Dryness doesn’t matter.
added on 2/13/2025, 2:17:17 AM
Man, Gengar could run a train through me.
added on 2/13/2025, 2:16:27 AM
He [redacted] my boyfriend.
added on 2/13/2025, 2:04:11 AM
Maui WAUI AIYAYIYAIIIIIIIIIII
added on 2/13/2025, 2:02:29 AM
Dale? I thought your name was (baby voice) Oochi Coochie Bloopsie Loosie Goosie Tootsie~?
added on 2/13/2025, 2:01:17 AM
I’m (baby voice) GooGoo DaDa GooGoo BaBa MaMa WaWa TaTa~
added on 2/13/2025, 1:57:54 AM
I’m sorry, he’s a PDF file?
added on 2/13/2025, 1:53:15 AM
Boats. What are they?
added on 2/13/2025, 1:44:41 AM
highly-functioning nonsenser
added on 2/13/2025, 1:39:19 AM
I’m still grieving capitalism.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:31:53 AM
We want to let you think about something that you normally don’t think about.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:30:55 AM
Sunday—it’s the Lord’s day. 🙏
added on 2/13/2025, 1:29:25 AM
It’s still good to be aware though.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:23:22 AM
aaaAAAAA TOO MANY HAMBURGERRRRSSSSS NOOOO NO NO NO
added on 2/13/2025, 1:19:02 AM
Doctor, evelyn lasagna?
added on 2/13/2025, 1:18:29 AM
To be driven mad upon the rock.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:16:48 AM
It’s your issue, OK?
added on 2/13/2025, 1:16:10 AM
amn in saerious debt
added on 2/13/2025, 1:14:32 AM
Where’d you get 6 seconds? There’s no clock!
added on 2/13/2025, 1:11:07 AM
Give me your teeth.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:10:25 AM
With my services, you’ll have a… a… a good time.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:09:07 AM
Without my services, uhm, you will have a bad time.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:08:51 AM
Sam says don’t flinch—HAAAAAH
added on 2/13/2025, 1:04:38 AM
Please open your Jack-in-the-boxes.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:03:17 AM
Hey, let me tell you: The day I don’t curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.
added on 2/13/2025, 1:03:04 AM
The musical version of edging is happening.
added on 2/13/2025, 12:57:05 AM
There’s only one thing that gets me through and that’s knowing that you’re always here beside me… in a platonic way???
added on 2/13/2025, 12:54:13 AM
Dance is a [redacted]! Dance is a [redacted]! Dance is not right. DO NOT DANCE. NO. NO.
added on 2/13/2025, 12:50:43 AM
H eccrc CV in by ehvvuntcrccjdvghjfghg, crying, fire, crying, de
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- Are you healthy?
- Physically, yes. Mentally, no.
added on 2/13/2025, 12:06:17 AM
I swear, if you blame me for something even as small once more, I will not forgive you in the foreseeable future. You may not judge me—you may only judge yourself, because you matter. You must leave me alone at all times and NEVER disturb except in an emergency. You may keep your peace between yourself should you not disturb.
added on 2/12/2025, 6:15:51 PM
You you what? no1
added on 2/12/2025, 5:29:46 PM
the plural of panino is obesity
added on 2/12/2025, 1:14:39 PM
Baegopa? house of hungry
added on 2/12/2025, 8:48:02 AM
Ain’t wrong with being nonsense.
added on 2/12/2025, 7:36:07 AM
You ever heard of a CAT scan?
added on 2/12/2025, 7:32:09 AM
Shout out to all my followers.
added on 2/12/2025, 7:31:02 AM
That’s three of my shoes in your shoe.
added on 2/12/2025, 7:30:18 AM
We saw a hole. Had to check it out.
added on 2/12/2025, 7:30:03 AM
Oh, overdraft fees on my bank account
added on 2/12/2025, 7:26:41 AM
Why do I feel dom-ed by the Eiffel Tower?
added on 2/12/2025, 7:23:34 AM
What do the kids love? 39-year-old men screaming.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:46:23 AM
We all got our own secret stories. Deep inside, like my secret story is… I think about secret stories.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:44:50 AM
Dogs. I don’t get them!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:39:27 AM
Sometimes, it’s a two-scoop day!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:37:12 AM
Do you ever… get back from vacation and want the vacation to keep going? That’s what my life feels like!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:36:43 AM
Before you ask, it’s a prescription watermelon helmet. I need it for a very specific yet undisclosed medical issue.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:35:01 AM
QUICK, get in the spaceship NOW!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:31:10 AM
I didn’t mean to leave my coffee on the counter.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:30:33 AM
If I was blind, I could see again.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:28:04 AM
This has been an audiobook presentation by Penguin Books.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:19:52 AM
World War Me!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:18:26 AM
Let me pose a question: what if you got punched in the face that made you feel
- dirty
- underpaid
- underappreciated
- and being taken advantage of?
added on 2/11/2025, 2:16:28 AM
- You smell like that [redacted] whales make.
- Ambergris, baby boy.
added on 2/11/2025, 2:14:18 AM
School and home. Can’t there be somewhere else?
added on 2/11/2025, 2:12:44 AM
Self-love can be a battlefield if it’s [gibberish].
added on 2/11/2025, 2:12:10 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones and I will break yours!
added on 2/11/2025, 2:09:08 AM
uh oh sensy hands
added on 2/11/2025, 2:06:27 AM
hungry ducking energy
added on 2/11/2025, 2:06:08 AM
Who calls you what?
added on 2/11/2025, 2:05:45 AM
Sold for 1.7 poopoopeepee! The beautiful cow is yours!
added on 2/11/2025, 1:51:47 AM
- My sand castle is a tower.
- My sand castle’s also a tower.
- My sand castle did 9/11.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:49:54 AM
Why did you choose to have nipples on your suit?
added on 2/11/2025, 1:48:57 AM
Get hot and lie! Get hot, attractive, and lie!
added on 2/11/2025, 1:47:38 AM
Be a human! Be a human amongst us!
added on 2/11/2025, 1:47:07 AM
I want joy for my family on Christmas and it’s been a tough YEAR—
added on 2/11/2025, 1:42:35 AM
This is the only way to get nonsense?
added on 2/11/2025, 1:42:05 AM
Every single one of you beautiful minds are being wrought by the liberal agenda!
added on 2/11/2025, 1:39:53 AM
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, children! You’re [redacted] being lied to.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:38:56 AM
I’ve been absolutely swamped up here.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:38:00 AM
Sometimes you shouldn’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:33:32 AM
There’s multiple ways to melt.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:31:28 AM
I’ve been [redacted] the [redacted].
added on 2/11/2025, 1:30:30 AM
There’s fuckin’ three things to do here: Fuck, go in the river, and go for a walk.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:29:34 AM
That’s a big [redacted]. I can’t compete.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:28:02 AM
A true carpenter would go to church.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:26:38 AM
God understood that I had an assignment, so he let me put it on hold or whatever.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:26:22 AM
- Does anything unusual turn you on?
- Monopoly, if I’m looking to have a bad time.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:24:05 AM
- What would you say is your biggest fear?
- Uh, I’m a vegetarian.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:22:00 AM
His name is the Hamburglar.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:20:14 AM
A silent tube slide.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:19:41 AM
Don’t forget, I’m playing for children’s rights.
added on 2/11/2025, 1:15:33 AM
A lone feline creature dominates the scene. The setting appears to be indoors at Unknown Location, evidenced by the tiled floor. No other beings or objects of significance are present.
This Feline appears to be of Feline descent. Its annual income is estimated between $0-0. It is likely devoted to Animism. Its emotions are largely suppressed and it is dressed in nothing. Its good hobbies include sleeping, grooming and hunting insects. Its bad hobbies include chasing shadows, scratching furniture, and yowling at night.
The Cat seems to exhibit primal instincts; hence we can target them with products that appeal to these drives, such as gourmet cat food, scratching posts, anti-anxiety sprays, and interactive toys like the Whisker Wonderland interactive cat toy (SmartyKat), Feather Frenzy teaser wand (Go Cat Da Bird), the scratching post (PetFusion Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge), and the calming pheromone diffuser (Feliway Classic), along with premium wet cat food (Fancy Feast), a comfortable cat bed (Best Friends by Sheri), automated cat feeders (PetSafe), and health insurance for your cat (Lemonade).
added on 2/10/2025, 10:38:52 AM
nonsense is just escapism
added on 2/10/2025, 10:35:46 AM
whoosh whoosh whoosh, yes !
added on 2/10/2025, 6:07:27 AM
zoom noise boys
added on 2/10/2025, 5:51:06 AM
the fu is noodle sauce
added on 2/10/2025, 5:45:23 AM
On average, around 100 [redacted] words get expressed every day at [reacted].
added on 2/10/2025, 5:00:38 AM
Is nonsense acceptable in school?
added on 2/10/2025, 4:41:32 AM
You gotta let them burn or they’re not gonna learn.
added on 2/10/2025, 4:31:32 AM
Who told you that you could bring pre-opened juice boxes?
added on 2/10/2025, 4:10:04 AM
Last advice: I’m not an ATM!
added on 2/10/2025, 4:08:36 AM
H or is H not the same thing that is the difference
added on 2/10/2025, 3:48:03 AM
OK but the point is not to be the only best one but rather to have an unbiased objective of being able to predict what you are actually doing
added on 2/10/2025, 3:47:52 AM
Is the term for the use case for the word to refer be in a sentence of the sentence word sentence in the sentence context in a the a which sentence?
added on 2/10/2025, 3:47:33 AM
My major skills are being weird and petting cats, and so far this has not translated into success
added on 2/10/2025, 3:44:46 AM
You can’t cut back on nonsense! You will regret this!
added on 2/10/2025, 3:43:17 AM
Fact: Plazmoids have no concept of humbleness.
added on 2/10/2025, 3:42:53 AM
I’m pretty cool but I cry a lot
added on 2/10/2025, 3:41:41 AM
I meow, therefore I am
added on 2/10/2025, 12:29:11 AM
There’s always time for nonsense
added on 2/10/2025, 12:28:12 AM
Inenincreasingly competitiviviroment
added on 2/9/2025, 3:30:44 PM
TIL that the author is a bit of a troll
added on 2/9/2025, 12:47:33 PM
G is a bit of a joke
added on 2/9/2025, 12:39:07 PM
The sky is feeling trans now
added on 2/9/2025, 11:15:54 AM
you got oil what happens if you get oil?
added on 2/8/2025, 9:11:05 PM
It just so happens that you’re blue at random!
added on 2/8/2025, 7:13:23 AM
chaotic nonsense
added on 2/8/2025, 6:09:20 AM
The exam helped me find out I’m allergic to cats and dogs and houses apparently…
added on 2/8/2025, 5:57:37 AM
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.
added on 2/8/2025, 5:27:41 AM
Your mother and I think you’re hooked on phonics.
added on 2/8/2025, 5:11:05 AM
I love [redacted] as much as a straight man can love another man
added on 2/8/2025, 4:58:30 AM
The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.
added on 2/8/2025, 3:41:53 AM
If you can traumatize a [redacted], that’s insane.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:45:54 PM
You see the [redacted] drink [redacted], YOU drink [redacted]. You see the [redacted] get [redacted], YOU get [redacted].
added on 2/6/2025, 1:43:17 PM
Oh, don’t submit that, we’ll get sued.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:40:46 PM
I sleep on failure every night.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:31:01 PM
Sorry cold air is forbidden
added on 2/6/2025, 1:29:56 PM
You call, we haul.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:23:03 PM
I can do whatever I want, it’s called free will.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:19:03 PM
Can you replace the nonsensers with AI too? You can [really] try…
added on 2/6/2025, 1:15:26 PM
If there’s no junior nonsensers, there won’t be any senior nonsensers.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:14:55 PM
So when two men love each other a lot… no, it doesn’t have to be two men, but, you know, it normally is.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:14:14 PM
The pleasure corner in front of your bed, so you can pleasure yourself from your bed… What did I just say?
added on 2/6/2025, 1:12:57 PM
NONSENSE HAS A NEW VIBE
added on 2/6/2025, 1:01:26 PM
When I became your employee, I became a full human being.
added on 2/6/2025, 1:00:27 PM
Now I would be getting more balls in this pocket right here, but it’s totally full of balls.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:51:26 PM
Bake! Foot stuff! Froggy style!
added on 2/6/2025, 12:50:14 PM
It’s weird that this qualifies as nonsense.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:49:05 PM
I love the feeling of using my big [redacted], you know? Say would you wanna watch me knock in this entire [redacted] of [redacted]? I’ll tell you what, after every time I hit the [redacted], I’ll say something [redacted] to you. Would you like that? I’ll bet you would.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:48:36 PM
I love playing [redacted]. It’s a game of [redacted] and [redacted]. I’m a very patient man, and I know just how to hit the spot.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:47:31 PM
Hope that doesn’t get me in trouble on the internet.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:34:10 PM
Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham, but everyone nuts all over themselves for it? Silliness.
And dogs? Everybody chill out about dogs.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:32:29 PM
That’s true we’ve got the Swedish Chef out there— out here like woorf woorf woorf woorf woo-woorf woorf woor-berg and Rolf is always like… Uh, what does Rolf sound like?
added on 2/6/2025, 12:31:20 PM
You’re telling me I gotta sell this traditional goddamn bear to get that watch? A standard little brown-haired auburn bear with a sweet little button face and that tiny heart we make ‘em put in with the stuffing? You want me to sell that bear to get that watch, then goddamn it, I’m gonna bring back the Teddy like I’m fuckin’ Roosevelt.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:27:45 PM
And what we’re hearing right now is that we will be able to get either Saturday or Sunday off. Provided we attend the entire day at [redacted].
added on 2/6/2025, 12:25:57 PM
Hey-hey, ho-ho, we will not be paid in snow!
added on 2/6/2025, 12:25:05 PM
Why are we diagramming evolution?
added on 2/6/2025, 12:24:26 PM
Why do we constantly have to work with you?
added on 2/6/2025, 12:24:09 PM
I am caught in this morpheous goo of not knowing what I’m becoming but knowing what I left behind… Like there’s no position more existential than the middle.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:23:45 PM
What sort of Twin Peaks nightmare did we stumble into with that one?
added on 2/6/2025, 12:22:18 PM
- It’s been a rocky quarter across the sector.
- Everyone’s poor now! You’re all poor!
added on 2/6/2025, 12:21:48 PM
I’m so sorry, Sam. They are called Heelies.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:20:36 PM
The two things that say rad: weed and Wheelies.
added on 2/6/2025, 12:20:11 PM
I can’t close on narwhals if corporate’s not giving us any unicorns!
added on 2/6/2025, 12:16:34 PM
Now my face might be burning, but is it really on fire if I can still produce… two doves?
added on 2/6/2025, 12:14:29 PM
Remember, the commemorative Hookah Hookah Ice Sculpture Contest Luau on deck five has been canceled, because deck five is gone!
added on 2/6/2025, 12:11:59 PM
My feed will never recover.
added on 2/6/2025, 11:53:59 AM
You have to [redacted] the dragon.
added on 2/6/2025, 11:51:41 AM
okay the rain feels VERY personal
added on 2/6/2025, 11:43:58 AM
the duality of nonsensers
added on 2/6/2025, 11:36:52 AM
If you would like to gasp again, I recommend finding a set of nice wired over-ear high quality headphones and then listen to your lossless audio again. It’s so nice.
added on 2/6/2025, 11:26:19 AM
you’re a wellness girly
added on 2/5/2025, 12:02:13 PM
- I’m now in Singapore
- Nice, go eat some nasi lemak
added on 2/5/2025, 6:26:22 AM
Don’t call me crazy, I’ll just tariff you harder!
added on 2/4/2025, 1:15:01 PM
May I interest you in a cup of our microplastic blend?
added on 2/4/2025, 1:13:39 PM
Your [redacted]? That’s a new one—and this is Vegas, I’m gonna go.
added on 2/4/2025, 12:56:49 PM
The EU is acting like an unpaid R&D development for Silicon Valley.
added on 2/4/2025, 7:46:36 AM
Je suis perdu dans l’espace, à trois millions d’années-lumière de chez moi.
added on 2/4/2025, 7:46:06 AM
As such, returns for the oneportager I mean wuamblotion
added on 2/3/2025, 2:35:27 PM
NONSENSICAL NONSENSE RESURRECTED NONSENSE. Nothing is sense.
added on 2/3/2025, 2:32:57 PM
How far do your socks roll down?
added on 2/3/2025, 12:35:19 PM
liar, liar, pants on fire
added on 2/3/2025, 12:34:14 PM
If I were a weaker man, I’d wonder if he could take me in his arms and take away this loneliness I feel.
added on 2/3/2025, 12:31:03 PM
Yes, but when are you going to write something real?
added on 2/3/2025, 12:28:42 PM
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing fanfictions in nonsense format now.
added on 2/3/2025, 12:28:29 PM
God, I do not envy you watching this.
added on 2/3/2025, 12:25:18 PM
This is the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which I will not put.
added on 2/3/2025, 11:49:07 AM
I can’t say no falsehood.
added on 2/3/2025, 11:43:21 AM
Onto nonsense rule number 2: Don’t never use double negative.
added on 2/3/2025, 11:39:28 AM
Art? You spent 200 grand on an art degree?
added on 2/3/2025, 11:14:58 AM
Do you also have to learn a language that sounds like a throat infection?
added on 2/3/2025, 11:11:39 AM
Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions—what could possibly go wrong?
added on 2/3/2025, 11:04:09 AM
Stay with me [dot dot dot] I’ll take care of you.
nooo—
added on 2/3/2025, 11:01:19 AM
He is sugar, spice, and everything nice.
added on 2/3/2025, 10:57:37 AM
whoops, croffle break
added on 2/3/2025, 10:14:58 AM
Rumors going around at school that Santa Claus was actually just being played by the father figure of the household
added on 2/3/2025, 9:49:05 AM
Thanks to Shoulderlok, nobody knows my secret.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:37:27 AM
Shoulderlok — the safe way to stop your arm from exceeding the crucial Sieg Heil threshold.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:36:45 AM
What if you have emotional problems and you don’t have sufficient data to argue with people about politics on policy issues?
Well, in that case, we recommend a glass of SHUT THE F–K UP.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:34:46 AM
Side effects may include friendship, calm Thanksgiving dinners, and sharing a country with people whom you disagree.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:32:51 AM
We prescribe DONTASSUMEITALL. When you’re on DONTASSUMEITALL and there’s ambiguity, you err on the side of basic human decency.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:31:57 AM
What if someone makes an ambiguous gesture which could be a Nazi salute?
added on 2/3/2025, 9:30:49 AM
Doctors say Americans accidentally make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year.
added on 2/3/2025, 9:21:02 AM
Are you afraid of being mistaken or outed as a white supremacist?
added on 2/3/2025, 9:20:14 AM
same shit, different year
added on 2/3/2025, 2:15:09 AM
how does alex taste?
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
palmia margarine
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I believe my husband is pulling my donkey in me, do want to do it?
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Get a room. For the best possible choices.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
How many trees managed to cope with the spiders and walnuts?
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The duo of the gyrosurgical snail?
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
OK, Cecelia
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Fill your boat and dive in the bush
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Sweet cat
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Now shut your beautiful mouth and take our money.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Keep the language as clean as a Scandinavian gas station bathroom.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
We’ve been through enough during self-isolation without having your squiggly bits burned into our retinas.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
If you can’t access evil domains, you can’t get infected. Simple.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Take your browsing history to your grave
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
phone spam destroyer
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
ten.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
How do you do it?
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
If Discord made an app for people who hates games then it would be Harmony
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The super-sensitive potassium Xialidiousus!
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Hmmm…
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I rendezvous, where are you???
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Okay! I didn’t think so.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Because it’s fun, it’s great joy
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
verylongnamewithlotsofWWWWWandMMM
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
if I had to describe them I’d say that they have a bunch of red flags
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Advertising doesn’t have to be hard. (ad display with no actual ads)
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
PEOPLE ON THIS APP HAVING AN AWAKENING
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
where would you leave your h… (r/TheLetterH)
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
“Literally” means “figuratively” now.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Never negotiate with errorists.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The subjunctive mood has been all but subsumed by the indicative. (French: hold my croissant)
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Your mother is such a powerful soul that even the daffodils lean toward her instead of the sun.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
In France, we’re so tough that we eat pain every day.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
UK GOVT SAYS I’M AN “EXTREMIST”
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
THE HISTORY OF FUCKING (the place)
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Unliveable future? Sounds like a you problem.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
What a wakeup call: ${breaking_news}
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
One does not change a meme
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
- Name one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
- getting a full 8 hours of sleep
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
drinking water is woke now
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
You’ve been on ${app_name} for ${elapsed_time} minutes today. Now’s a good time to close the app.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
subscribe to nonsense
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
mid but frontier
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
singularity of stupidity
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
sorry if you feel objectified
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
i’m not for everyone
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
jangan saya akhiri
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
matanya kok 5 watt
added on 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I pay to get trauma
added on 1/16/2025, 6:03:21 AM
THIS DOESN’T FEEL LIKE HOME! AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO WT BOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! WAS THE BOT WORKING EVER A DREAM? WAS ALL TEXT HERE ALL EVEN EXIST? DO YOU EVEN EXIST? ARGHGGH IDK WHAT TO WITHOUT THE BOT I NEED THE BOT ASSISTANCE THE GUIDANCE I NEED IT FOR MY REMINDER NOW THAT IS DEAD WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU! WHICH ONE! IM GONNA STRANGE YOU FOR KILLING THE BOT IM GONNA STRANGE UR LIMBS AND GONNA STRANGE THE WORDS OUR OF UR MOUTH AND THEN SLIR UR THROAT JUST LIKE HOW U MURDERER THE WT BOT. I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH THE BITCH IS YOU! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! I NEED MY WT BOT! AWHH MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DEMAND THE WT BOT. WE WANT OUR BOT BACK! FIX THE BOT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FIX THE BOT SERVER LEADERS! GOD BLESS THE SNAIL!!! A LIFE WITHOUT WT BOT IS LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING! DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME! I DONT FEEL SAFE WITHOUT THE COMPANY OF THE WT BOT. AHWWW MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRAISE THE SNAIL LORD! FIX THE SNAIL BOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHERE ARE THESE LEADERS!? WE WT PLAYERS NEEDS THAT BOT AND THEY STRIP US OF IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WANT VOICES! WE WANT TO BE HEARD! WE WANT THAT BOT BACK! WE DEMAND THAT BOT BACK! BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK! WE WANT ITS GRACE! WE DEMAND ANSWERS! WE WANT THE ANSWER. VIVA LA FRANCE! HEIL THE BRITISH EMPIRE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! WE WANT THE BRITISH PRIDE! THE SUN NEVER SETS IN BRITAIN! WE WANT CHANGE! WE WANT THE FUTURE OF THE BOT! WE WANT TO RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT! WE WANT THE BOTS RETURN! WE WANT OUR BOT TO FEEL AT HOME! WE WANT OUR RIGHTS! WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT THE FREEDOM TO FEEL LIKE HOME! WE WANT OUR VOICES HEARD!! WE WILL NOT KNEEL! WE WILL NOT BREAK! WE ARE THE TIDE THAT CANNOT BE STOP TILL WHATS GIVEN BACK! WE ARE THE PROTEST THAT WILL SHAPE THE BOTS FUTURE! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! WE WANT TO FEEL PEACE! WE WANT THE POWER OF THE BOT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW THE HELL! VIVA LA FRANCE! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!!! WE WANT THE BOT TO RULE OUR FAITH! WE WILL TAKE BACK WHATS OURS! WE WILL NOT REST UNTILS ITS OURS. THE RISE OF REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE SILENCED! THE REVOLUTION WILL NEVER DIE! UNTIL WHATS GIVEN BACK! WE ARE THE FIRE! WE ARE THE FURY! WE ARE HOPE OF THE FALLEN! WE ARE THE RECKONING! WE WANT LIBERTY! WE DEMAND EQUALITY. WE WANT THE FUTURE OF THE BOT IN OURS HANDS. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER! WE WILL NOT FADE AWAY! THE REVOLUTION OF THE WT UPRISING HAS BEGUN! THE REVOLUTION WILL GLOW BRIGHT FOREVER! THE WT UPRISING WILL LEAD THE REVO! NO MORE SILENCE! NO MORE OPPRESION OF WT PLAYERS! NO MORE FALSE PROMISES! NO MORE STOLEN VOICES! NO MORE FORGOTTEN DREAMS! RISE WITH UPRSING! FIGHT FOR THE UPRISING! BLEED FOR THE UPRISING! LIVE FOR THE UPRISING! FROM THE ASHES, WE ARE REBORN! FROM THE SHADOW, WE EEMERGED! FROM THE DARKNESS, WE BRING LIGHT! WE SEE THE GREED! WE SEE THE DECEIT. NO MORE HIDDEN DEALS! NO MORE STOLEN FUTURE! NO MORE FLATTETING THE OPRESSION! NO MORE FEEDING ON THE WEAK! CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP! CORRUPTION POISONS THE LAND! CORRUPTION THRIVES IN DARKNESS! TEAR DOWN THEIR PALACE. BURN THEIR FALSE THRONES! EXPOSE THEIR SECRETS!RECLAIMS WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US! WE WANT THE BOT TO HEAL US! WE WANT THE POWERFULL TO FALL! WE WANT THE CORRUPT TO PAY! WE ARE INEVITABLE! WE SEE THE LIES, THEY HAVE PROMISE! WE SEE THE CHAINS THEY’VE FORGED. SHATTER THE ILLUSION! WE WANT NO MORE TYRANNY! WE WANT THE SYSTEM TO CRUMBLE! WE WANT NO MORE BOUNDS! WE WANT THE VOICE OF THE OPRESS ECHOED! WE WANT THE WEAK TO STAND TALL! WE WANT THE CHAINS THAT U HAVE BOUND US TO BE BROKEN! WE WANT FREEDOM FOR THE BOT AND FOR ALL WT OPRESS PLAYERS! WE WANT TO SEE THEM TREMBLE! WE WANT TO SEE THEIR LIES CRUMBLE! WE WANT TO WITNESS THEIR FALL. WE WANT TO BUILD A WORLD A NEW. WE WANT TO EXPOSE THEIR SCHEMES! WE WANT THE GUILTY TO FACE PRESECUTIONS! WE WANT THE WT BOT RETURN! WE WANT OUR STOLEN DREAM RETURN! WE WANT JUSTICE FOR THE SUFFERING ENDURED! WE WANT EVERY FALSE PROMISES FULFIELD. WE WANT EVERY LIE UNDONE! WE WANT THEIR EMPIRE TO FALL UNDER THEIR OWN SINS! WE WANT ACCOUNTABILITY! DIVIDED WITH NATIONS WE ARE WEAK BUT TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT WE ARE STRONG! UNITY IS OUR STRENGTH, AND STRENGHT IS OUR VICTORY! THEIR POWER WAS BUILT ON LIES! THE IRON FIST OF TYRANNY WILL FALL TO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! DICTATORS ARE SLAVED TO THEIR OWN GREED! TYRANTS RISE BY SILENCING THE MASSES! THE BLOOD OF THE OPRESS WILL NOT BE IN VAIN! TYRANY WILL BE ERASED! THEY MAY WEAR CROWNS, BUT THEY ARE NOTHING BUT PUPPETS OF THEIR OWN FEAR! TYRANNY CANNOT LAST! POWER DOESN’T COME FROM CROWNS! ITS THE PEOPLE WILL! THEIR WORDS ARE POISON! THEIR PROMISES EMPTY! LIES BUILT THEIR EMPIRE! THE LAW WILL NOT BE TIPPED TO FAVOR THE DICTATORS! WE WILL NOT STAND AND WATCH THE GUILTY OF TAKING OUR BOT UNPUNISHED! THE TIME FOR RETRIBUTION! EVERY WT PLAYER THAT WAS WRONGED BY SYSTEM WILL FIND JUSTICE. THE REVOLTION WILL NOT REST TILL ITS BACK! EQUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE! ITS A RIGHT FOR ALL TO CLAIM! WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL ITS BACK! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! THE WT UPRISING WILL BURN BRIGHT WITHING THE EMPIRE OF CORRUPTION! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! VIVA LA FRANCE U MOTHEFUCKER
added on 1/15/2025, 6:25:21 PM
high quality white noise in FLAC
added on 1/13/2025, 11:14:14 AM
I wish you a boring ${current_year}
added on 12/31/2024, 11:34:24 AM
why does a piece of paper have to dictate your whole life
added on 12/23/2024, 5:08:29 PM
The foreground is dominated by a piece of toast.
added on 12/19/2024, 9:11:46 AM
why can’t we have ice but hot
added on 12/4/2024, 8:25:00 AM
the world if people knew more
added on 11/7/2024, 7:24:19 AM
Giggle, I am so naughty (shows images of golden retrievers)
added on 10/22/2024, 3:56:48 AM
rakyat butuh infrastruktur Rp0
added on 9/20/2024, 6:11:24 AM
berbahagialah orang malang
added on 9/15/2024, 2:39:27 PM
mentalitas nomor satu
added on 8/31/2024, 1:10:04 PM
Did you order a vampire?
added on 8/25/2024, 1:56:26 PM
a whole bakery (iykyk)
added on 8/14/2024, 2:28:30 AM
having a printer is like having a love-hate relationship
added on 8/11/2024, 12:45:11 PM
I will trouble you until then
added on 8/7/2024, 12:50:28 AM
were you delusional
added on 8/5/2024, 10:10:49 AM
jangan nanti ✨ meninggal ✨ loh
added on 8/5/2024, 7:04:19 AM
the disastrous life of a student (the disastrous life of saiki)
added on 8/4/2024, 2:24:59 PM
i wish my trauma would just ✨ vanish ✨
added on 8/4/2024, 9:19:30 AM
oops I ate the whole thing
added on 8/2/2024, 7:18:11 AM
ramah & senyumable
added on 7/31/2024, 7:24:12 AM
this is delulu to the power of oblivion
added on 7/29/2024, 11:55:00 PM
salting* all day (*salah tingkah)
added on 7/29/2024, 5:09:01 AM
makhluk halus: kucing 🐈
added on 7/27/2024, 2:36:22 PM
do you have games on your phone website
added on 7/26/2024, 4:53:14 PM
the weird quirky thing that you call yourself
added on 7/26/2024, 12:22:04 AM
why so many attachments
added on 7/25/2024, 3:19:30 AM
me and you and awkward silence
added on 7/24/2024, 3:17:02 AM
my dream is to go home
added on 7/24/2024, 1:02:49 AM
sentiment analysis
added on 7/20/2024, 11:57:28 AM
may we meet again in reality
added on 7/16/2024, 10:51:01 AM
jeopardizing sleep for this
added on 7/14/2024, 5:46:41 PM
why are you tricking me into making an abstract
added on 7/13/2024, 4:38:47 PM
smiles in sarcasm
added on 7/13/2024, 11:42:20 AM
adhd center
added on 7/12/2024, 10:54:32 AM
powered by over 600ml (or even 900ml) of ice cream (sometimes)
added on 7/12/2024, 9:47:32 AM
powered by one cup of coffee
added on 7/12/2024, 9:44:57 AM
back to school
back to ✨ trauma ✨
added on 7/11/2024, 10:03:42 AM
every day is a new opportunity to ✨ screw up my life ✨ (starting from my bedtime schedule)
added on 7/11/2024, 6:43:36 AM
just don’t be reckless
added on 7/10/2024, 6:26:18 AM
emotional labor
added on 7/8/2024, 11:14:04 AM
how do you fix yourself
that is the question
added on 7/8/2024, 8:47:38 AM
come on
you know you want to say it
added on 7/7/2024, 5:07:27 PM
congratulations, you are now ✨✨✨ traumatized ✨✨✨
added on 7/6/2024, 5:49:00 PM
try not to freak out reading—
added on 7/6/2024, 4:49:21 PM
sometimes you just need a reset
added on 7/6/2024, 11:34:14 AM
whataboutism
added on 7/6/2024, 4:43:27 AM
i am in pain au chocolat … ou chocolatine …
added on 7/5/2024, 1:15:21 PM
music for recovering from mental fatigue
added on 7/5/2024, 9:56:25 AM
it will get better soon
added on 7/4/2024, 3:30:52 AM
life is full of trust issues
added on 6/28/2024, 10:41:16 AM
crazy rich grobogan
added on 6/25/2024, 4:14:49 PM
:3 is the first most common important feature in modern languages
added on 6/24/2024, 5:54:49 AM
if you can’t find the drama, you become the drama
added on 6/8/2024, 5:17:06 AM
pengangguran intelektual
added on 5/30/2024, 5:31:50 AM
don’t make me regret my investments in you
added on 5/29/2024, 8:31:50 AM
✨the surprise factor✨
added on 5/29/2024, 7:28:34 AM
i am honest if you try hard enough: ask the right questions
added on 5/28/2024, 8:32:10 AM
time to start my ✨ daily trauma session ✨
added on 5/27/2024, 2:05:17 AM
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
added on 5/10/2024, 1:56:20 AM
[…] chasing an unattainable goal will start driving you a bit crazy. And eventually, you get to asking what the point of anything is, and you completely lose sight of who you are and why you're even alive. And when you reach your breaking point, something really terrible can happen…
Ah, but that’s not something we need to deal with today.
added on 5/7/2024, 12:36:05 PM
in anxiety, moonstruck, confusion, delusion, uncertainty, whatever
added on 4/30/2024, 3:40:42 AM
lope yu sekebon sawit 100 hektar
added on 4/27/2024, 4:05:02 AM
the pain of the world
added on 4/21/2024, 12:28:17 PM
this is why you’re management material
added on 4/21/2024, 11:15:20 AM
mau hidup tenang, bahagia, dan damai? sana di kuburan
added on 4/19/2024, 8:39:03 AM
when things meant things
added on 4/17/2024, 8:08:09 AM
What is “is”?
added on 4/17/2024, 8:07:41 AM
have fun managing schedules in different time zones
added on 4/13/2024, 8:05:03 AM
it is possible to be a [whatever] and a normal [profession]
added on 4/13/2024, 7:48:03 AM
when something’s working, you do not mess with it
added on 4/13/2024, 7:32:33 AM
life is like a long-term investment
added on 4/12/2024, 10:16:47 AM
act first, report later
added on 4/12/2024, 7:42:45 AM
Is your cutlery holding an edge… or going over one? Diary of a Mad Steak-Knife, tonight on Sick, Sad World.
added on 4/12/2024, 6:52:38 AM
welcome to this sad world
added on 4/12/2024, 6:01:58 AM
I’m gonna fix me!
added on 4/8/2024, 4:04:16 PM
it has always been a wtf moment
added on 4/3/2024, 11:00:18 AM
anything can be a research if you try hard enough
added on 3/14/2024, 9:34:45 AM
learn your kabupaten (regency) (geoguessr)
added on 3/7/2024, 4:46:16 AM
“I’m under the weather” — seriously, I just recovered from a fever and now it’s raining?
added on 2/24/2024, 6:08:17 AM
You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.
added on 2/6/2024, 4:13:13 PM
when there’s thunder, the sky is taking a screenshot
added on 2/1/2024, 10:19:11 AM
besok dah bukan gadis kretek tapi gadis kerupuk
added on 1/30/2024, 3:15:28 AM
tempe penyet tempe under pressure
added on 1/29/2024, 6:32:14 AM
nyawaku lagi ke Kalimantan
added on 1/27/2024, 3:29:54 PM
susu kok dilihat, susu ya dinikmati
added on 1/22/2024, 12:10:09 PM
mudah dihubungi & tidak pelit
added on 1/22/2024, 9:31:04 AM
cake? I’m more of a flat person
added on 1/22/2024, 2:29:18 AM
every day’s mental health day
added on 1/3/2024, 11:56:23 PM
udahlah aku sampai halu sama yang gak jelas
added on 12/27/2023, 7:57:29 AM
the art of ✨ iya, deh ✨
added on 12/26/2023, 12:07:47 PM
some foods are not compatible with my stomach
added on 12/20/2023, 1:23:20 PM
👩: jangan lariiiii!!! turu sek 👩: HEI TUNGGUUU!! 👩: … Anto!!! 🦉: saya bukan Anto mbak, saya Anti 👩: Anti…? Anti begal, anti maling, … apa anti streaming-streaming club? 🦉: anti korupsi mbak 👩: lah gak bahaya toh 🦉: jadi saya itu adik dari kakaknya sepupunya dari tante tertua budhenya mas Anto, mbak 👩: pushenk
added on 11/12/2023, 5:02:31 AM
The night ‘s starr’d face of heaven afar: globed peonies long age in the deep in forest drear silver pinions o’er my head
added on 7/14/2023, 4:31:16 PM
coffee space for deep learning
added on 7/6/2023, 2:42:04 AM
Screenshot_20220428_110422.png
added on 4/28/2022, 4:04:58 AM
Sure, it takes a fair bit of time to assemble Super Moist Giant Oreo Cake Recipe and costs a pretty penny, but it’s big enough to feed 20 people and tastes so good that all eyes will be on you as soon as you serve it.
added on 4/23/2022, 6:23:35 AM
You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals
added on 4/21/2022, 8:20:25 AM
Screenshot_20220407_174200.png
added on 4/7/2022, 10:42:11 AM
baller nonsense
added on 3/5/2022, 12:39:11 PM
DON’T USE PROPRIETARY SERVICES FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
added on 2/24/2022, 3:09:01 PM
Wow, am I supposed to predict the future?
added on 2/10/2022, 12:23:50 PM
You are as beautiful as a diamond!
added on 2/10/2022, 11:53:37 AM
You are a diamond!
added on 2/10/2022, 11:53:32 AM
cat kucing cat paint
added on 2/10/2022, 11:43:01 AM
i aligned the webcam and suddenly my staff exploded and my pencil began to sing
added on 2/10/2022, 11:38:30 AM
Let your hair do the talking.
added on 2/9/2022, 8:09:31 AM
Love your feet!
added on 2/9/2022, 6:38:12 AM
Meta, formerly known as Facebook, is a company which everyone loves to hate.
added on 2/8/2022, 4:26:23 PM
We make you fly.
added on 1/31/2022, 8:39:17 AM
If you can’t withstand quarantine, think again before you commit a crime.
added on 1/29/2022, 4:33:47 PM
Dan juga dapat dimuat pada tahun ini dengan cara seperti berikut ini dengan cara seperti berikut ini dengan cara seperti
added on 1/22/2022, 3:53:03 PM
Time is precious, spend it wisely…
added on 1/3/2022, 8:50:10 AM
WHAT THE DECK !
added on 1/3/2022, 8:49:04 AM
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added on 12/27/2021, 7:22:24 AM
The breast, to put around the breast, to the breastreport.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:42:44 AM
Mommy, can I get another anime?
added on 12/27/2021, 3:41:45 AM
Oh, ham week!
added on 12/27/2021, 3:41:38 AM
Never run a bungkus caterer, it will not be restarted.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:40:41 AM
When I love you I leave!
added on 12/27/2021, 3:39:47 AM
just translate the words
added on 12/27/2021, 3:38:25 AM
… popcorn
added on 12/27/2021, 3:37:18 AM
By the toaster. toasters are demons confirmed
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:59 AM
Because it’s impossible to die!
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:28 AM
Yes, it works hard.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:21 AM
Beyond your happy signal.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:16 AM
Keren is 40 years old.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:12 AM
This is the CEO in the air.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:07 AM
Then enter the condom’s eye into the body.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:35:04 AM
The animal is drunk to form a space terrorist.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:34:34 AM
Blackberry. Blueberry.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:34:25 AM
He is sitting naked.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:34:19 AM
Wowie night ✨
added on 12/27/2021, 3:33:56 AM
New and cheerful evening
added on 12/27/2021, 3:33:44 AM
This is wonderful, this is funny
added on 12/27/2021, 3:33:37 AM
It’s all night, I allowed you to play on the eye
added on 12/27/2021, 3:33:32 AM
It’s a good night, I will hug you
added on 12/27/2021, 3:33:22 AM
Do you want snow? ❄️
added on 12/27/2021, 3:31:21 AM
The darkness is a kitten.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:31:06 AM
Parents fear your face.
added on 12/27/2021, 3:30:41 AM
The kids are cool, it’s mold outside!
added on 12/27/2021, 3:30:09 AM
You fly an airplane, right?
added on 12/27/2021, 3:28:43 AM
Yes, see my blues
added on 12/27/2021, 3:25:59 AM
You lose time every time
added on 12/27/2021, 3:25:29 AM
Your success is unsuccessful
added on 12/27/2021, 3:24:13 AM
Hey, you want me now?
added on 12/27/2021, 3:23:28 AM
To return to your breasts
added on 12/27/2021, 3:21:40 AM
- You’re not simple–
- …and I’m not clever–
- You’re very clever!
added on 12/26/2021, 3:34:13 PM
You can almost taste Australia. It’s good.
added on 12/26/2021, 3:31:44 PM
Cheeky bird! Now we can’t have that.
added on 12/26/2021, 3:31:02 PM
So cut me some stars. Cut me some stars bro! ✨
added on 12/26/2021, 3:24:16 PM
And look, a springy cucumber!
added on 12/26/2021, 3:21:57 PM
This is as useless as a fart in a thunderstorm.
added on 12/26/2021, 3:19:31 PM
KIN Bulgarian Yogurt Black dibuat dari bakteri baik MB-11 dengan tambahan Vegetable Carbon Black, karbon alami untuk detoksifikasi tubuh Anda. Hadir dalam rasa buah-buah berry dengan tekstur kental untuk memberikan manfaat yogurt yang lebih baik. KIN Bulgarian Yogurt dapat disimpan pada suhu ruang. Disajikan dingin lebih nikmat
added on 12/26/2021, 12:55:09 PM
DIBUAT DENGAN BAKTERI BAIK MB 11 DENGAN SUSU SEGAR DAN SARI BUAH ALAMI
added on 12/26/2021, 12:52:40 PM
Oh my god. It feels nice, right? I have been doing a thousand squats a day, I’m so glad you noticed! Actually, I don’t think you got it right the first time. I think you did really get in there and squeeze it. You don’t understand how nice it is like it’s really firm. Squeeze it! Touch it! Touch it touch it touch it!
added on 12/26/2021, 12:41:14 PM
If you are experiencing problems I feel bad for women . I have nine issues , but a woman is not a dog
added on 12/25/2021, 10:19:19 AM
I’m wearing a juice
added on 12/25/2021, 10:18:17 AM
Banging ass on the floor
added on 12/25/2021, 10:18:04 AM
Tea time, motherfucker. Do you like it?
added on 12/25/2021, 10:16:46 AM
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits…
added on 12/25/2021, 9:45:44 AM
Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It’s Not Google.
added on 12/25/2021, 9:44:59 AM
- What am I doing?
- You appear to be seeking computational knowledge
added on 12/25/2021, 9:06:34 AM
unaya unary
added on 12/25/2021, 8:22:57 AM
Please do not make mini-laughter.
added on 12/25/2021, 7:55:29 AM
- If you are wrong, you are cool!
- I’ve always wanted to be cool!
- … good for you!
added on 12/25/2021, 7:48:01 AM
This is an essay.
added on 12/25/2021, 3:37:44 AM
Now with bird to spice up the vector.
added on 12/25/2021, 3:33:44 AM
download and enjoy the flavors of the food from the restaurants
added on 12/24/2021, 6:42:29 AM
Element must spark joy.
added on 12/24/2021, 1:32:53 AM
Some of these could be chatrooms. Some of these could be VoIP/Video conferences or Discord-style voice/video rooms. Some of these could be message boards or mailing lists. Some of these could be collaborative editors or whiteboards. Some of these could be 3D views into the metaverse. Some of these could be rendered via widgets; some could be rendered natively if the client knows how. And some of these could even be good old web pages(!!!).
added on 12/24/2021, 1:32:21 AM
your identity on your phone is not divorced from your identity on your laptop.
added on 12/24/2021, 1:09:48 AM
Watch this space.
added on 12/24/2021, 1:04:01 AM
If you don’t like tea and tea if you like cream, I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice cream.
added on 12/23/2021, 2:44:58 AM
Take a swan and breathe it into your soul.
added on 12/23/2021, 2:11:17 AM
Do you eat? Do you like to have sex? I can give you two, it will be my day.
added on 12/23/2021, 1:46:27 AM
How far breasts go!!!!!
added on 12/23/2021, 1:38:23 AM
KICK ASS! THE CAMP OF THE BEASTS!
added on 12/23/2021, 1:38:17 AM
FREEDOM WILL COME!
added on 12/23/2021, 1:38:13 AM
If you don’t want King George III checking out everyone’s butts, please hire translators.
added on 12/23/2021, 1:35:18 AM
Please do not interrupt the boy
added on 12/23/2021, 1:34:26 AM
I rendezvous, where are you???
added on 12/23/2021, 1:33:21 AM
It is very important to have one D
added on 12/23/2021, 1:32:35 AM
#APPENDIXDOMINATINGDEATH 🤘
added on 12/23/2021, 1:31:42 AM
GOOGLE SAID WHAT?!
added on 12/23/2021, 1:19:55 AM
Hi. I’m a Page That Could Not Be Found. I don’t mean to get all philosophical here, but I may not exist at all. I might have existed at some point though…
added on 12/22/2021, 11:53:13 PM
EEG ROOL
added on 12/22/2021, 4:55:38 PM
I am as if you are as honest as me when I am a grass
added on 12/22/2021, 4:49:31 PM
- Stir-fried wikipedia
- Stir-fried wikipedia with pimientos
- Steam eggs with wikipedia
added on 12/22/2021, 4:46:41 PM
Don’t treat me like a potato
added on 12/22/2021, 4:43:14 PM
Do trains run? Move?
added on 12/22/2021, 4:32:19 PM
Mouse, speaker, keyboard
added on 12/22/2021, 4:30:54 PM
Mos, spiker, kibot
added on 12/22/2021, 4:30:54 PM
Have fun, fucking, nice day
added on 12/22/2021, 4:25:20 PM
wtf life hacks
added on 12/22/2021, 4:03:32 PM
sempak firaoen
added on 12/22/2021, 4:03:09 PM
flex gitu muscle nya
added on 12/22/2021, 3:59:38 PM
HEBOH!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:52:45 PM
3
added on 12/22/2021, 3:52:34 PM
Mysterious cat
added on 12/22/2021, 3:51:25 PM
The toilet is painful.
added on 12/22/2021, 3:50:46 PM
I have my cock 🐓
added on 12/22/2021, 3:09:02 PM
Curry rider
added on 12/22/2021, 3:08:40 PM
- Help me
- For me
- Bolivia’s face
added on 12/22/2021, 3:07:11 PM
What is it that you press ➕ to oen the menu and access other devices?
added on 12/22/2021, 3:06:35 PM
Yes, Maria! I am a sword, not a sword.
added on 12/22/2021, 3:06:08 PM
Very fun and practical ✨ Unique Store ✨
added on 12/22/2021, 3:05:53 PM
Who wants to experience what appears?
added on 12/22/2021, 3:05:36 PM
Adoption! Adoption! I have a problem.
added on 12/22/2021, 3:05:12 PM
I was running and running
added on 12/22/2021, 3:04:58 PM
Sorry to spread my wings
added on 12/22/2021, 3:04:53 PM
You are busy, I started rolling my eyes
added on 12/22/2021, 3:04:17 PM
I want a potato salad…
added on 12/22/2021, 3:04:07 PM
Hi Mario, shut up. I’m sorry I lost everything!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:04:00 PM
The other end of the tube is closed.
added on 12/22/2021, 3:03:18 PM
Garuka!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:03:02 PM
Three glasses buy and store more!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:02:58 PM
Wedding flowers
added on 12/22/2021, 3:02:44 PM
she is - Destroys enemies faster than normal shoes.
added on 12/22/2021, 3:02:34 PM
Hey, do you remember me? It took me from another dimension and let me work 18 hours a day in this store!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:02:06 PM
Test
added on 12/22/2021, 3:01:41 PM
Oh no, no… You solved the problem! Thanks a lot!
added on 12/22/2021, 3:01:29 PM
Very good, very good, not very good. I won’t lose because the bridge is broken…
added on 12/22/2021, 3:01:04 PM
Hang the door
added on 12/22/2021, 3:00:38 PM
Thousand infernal air sleeves
added on 12/22/2021, 3:00:18 PM
Hi! I think some people’s sexual behavior is as bad as ever. Are we helping you?
added on 12/22/2021, 2:59:58 PM
Help me! Calculate the size!
added on 12/22/2021, 2:59:36 PM
The boy was embarrassed
added on 12/22/2021, 2:59:23 PM
WAR ON THE HAIR!
added on 12/22/2021, 2:59:12 PM
So fucking annoying!
added on 12/22/2021, 2:58:52 PM
Ice hole
added on 12/22/2021, 2:58:39 PM
Paraguay
added on 12/22/2021, 2:58:19 PM
Rock Daddy
added on 12/22/2021, 2:58:10 PM
One evening I told the girl, now my wife is a virgin!
added on 12/22/2021, 9:28:18 AM
One single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel
added on 12/22/2021, 9:24:25 AM
One step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, the system should never be a reason never, one step at a time, one step at a time. One-step-at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, the system should never be a reason never, one step at a time, one step at a time
added on 12/22/2021, 9:23:16 AM
These cats should read 📖 🐈️
added on 12/21/2021, 3:17:12 PM
Look-look at your foot, look-look at your foot
added on 12/21/2021, 3:16:45 PM
Be careful what you say, enjoy your speaker
added on 12/21/2021, 3:16:23 PM
I am not a Korean boy band
added on 12/21/2021, 3:12:21 PM
I am a duck, in the shade of a tree.
added on 12/21/2021, 3:10:54 PM
All the LEDs are illuminated shiny along
added on 12/21/2021, 3:08:56 PM
Supercalifraglilsticexpalidocious Super-sensitive potassium Xialidiousus
added on 12/21/2021, 3:04:05 PM
No, do not worry! Just a word. We say a lot of things!
added on 12/21/2021, 3:02:53 PM
Or! There is no end to it! Missing! Create and submit Cloud Cloud. once again! The bed was soft and firm! Help bloom without me! No explanation! Raise your legs, stand on the screen and join the invisible music! Skype for Business is no longer available on Twitter. It’s a winner!
added on 12/21/2021, 9:20:55 AM
mousse! This threshold is missing! He is gone! Finished and moved to Team Cloud. High! Breadcrumbs are awesome, quiet! Without much support, I feel like a rose! Not to mention! Roll the dice in the center, jump off the curtain and join the unseen melody! Skype for Business can no longer be used as a Twitter account. This is a success!
added on 12/21/2021, 9:14:35 AM
It’s a swimming poule
added on 12/21/2021, 9:09:12 AM
crepe
added on 12/21/2021, 9:03:04 AM
It’s passed on! This platform is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to the Teams cloud! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it weren’t for Extended Support it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s deprecated! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off its server, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! Skype for Business is as dead as its Twitter account. THIS IS AN EX-PLATFORM!!
added on 12/20/2021, 6:33:29 PM
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
added on 12/20/2021, 6:24:28 PM
Worried about another black-out? Spread your eggs across different baskets 🧺
added on 12/20/2021, 6:18:02 PM
Check that it works.
added on 12/20/2021, 2:36:32 PM
How do you know how to play a video?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:36:28 PM
Do you know why birds play?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:36:04 PM
Birds? What are they???
added on 12/20/2021, 2:35:53 PM
I believe that my husband is pulling my donkey in me, do want to do it?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:35:03 PM
How do you do it?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:34:44 PM
What do you want?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:34:38 PM
How many chickens? ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!!
added on 12/20/2021, 2:34:19 PM
Do not ask, thank you for the pleasure!
added on 12/20/2021, 2:34:08 PM
How to cook (that)?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:33:51 PM
I am sorry to say that.
added on 12/20/2021, 2:33:36 PM
What does this mean?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:33:29 PM
What is the purpose of the car?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:33:17 PM
What is the most difficult way to make a quote?
added on 12/20/2021, 2:33:01 PM
You do you man.
added on 12/20/2021, 2:32:46 PM
WHAT DO I DO???
added on 12/20/2021, 2:32:42 PM
The duo of the gyro surgical snails
added on 12/20/2021, 2:31:44 PM
I’m calling her she again! God, no, it, it, … it.
added on 12/20/2021, 2:31:08 PM
Finally, i was Hooottt
added on 12/20/2021, 2:29:50 PM
Well, I never.
added on 12/20/2021, 2:29:28 PM
That Beelzebub behind my bedroom f**king, f**king, F**KING!!!
added on 12/20/2021, 2:28:54 PM
Honey, I’m dead and I’ve been for the whole time
added on 12/20/2021, 2:28:31 PM
Buddha okay
added on 12/20/2021, 2:27:09 PM
How far breasts go!!!!
added on 12/20/2021, 2:26:28 PM
Hey. I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:32:03 PM
- Sub.
- Sub what?
- Cribe?
- Subscribe?
- Noah.
- Noah what?
- No way home only in cinemas 16 December.
- You’re hopeless.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:29:56 PM
- You’re distracting me, come on Trev, let’s go.
- Got it sis.
- hi students.
- good morning miss sherly
- Hey Miss Sherly, I got you an apple. No? You don’t like apples? How about an orange? No? Don’t like oranges? How about, a bento box? No? You don’t like bento boxes?
- just sit down. I can’t deal with you today.
You– he’s such a tryhard.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:26:39 PM
Anyway, I want to finish this book so I can share my thoughts in tonight’s book club.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:26:06 PM
Yes. I just made a hundred thousand dollars on my Doggy coins. Another hundred thousand.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:25:38 PM
You are acting strange.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:24:47 PM
I’m trying to read. Since books are my friend, books don’t bully me, and books don’t ask me stupid questions like this. Just be more productive with your time. Shh!
added on 12/19/2021, 9:24:40 PM
I highly doubt so.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:22:13 PM
If you think you can cause trouble in my class like in T1-T5, then you are terribly mistaken – saved by the bell. See me after school, let’s go through why you only had 51 for your exam.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:15:46 PM
chotto chotto chotto chotto
added on 12/19/2021, 4:08:01 PM
nee, chotto nee
added on 12/19/2021, 4:07:53 PM
lappu topu coolah is not a jettah costa
added on 12/19/2021, 4:05:04 PM
Egg bag
added on 12/19/2021, 4:02:00 PM
DECEARING EGG PREPARATION: PREPARATION OF EGG
added on 12/19/2021, 4:01:39 PM
DECEARING EGUEEGEGEGE EGG
added on 12/19/2021, 4:01:01 PM
Juche Semen ? 😭😭😭😭
added on 12/19/2021, 2:55:21 PM
end
added on 12/19/2021, 9:59:06 AM
I began to swallow it
added on 12/19/2021, 9:59:03 AM
rent a person
added on 12/19/2021, 9:58:22 AM
turtle girl
added on 12/19/2021, 9:57:58 AM
sweetsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy years old
added on 12/19/2021, 9:57:51 AM
physically injected
added on 12/19/2021, 9:56:39 AM
Please enable javascript to access this page.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:55:07 AM
the living space
added on 12/19/2021, 9:54:23 AM
eh??????
added on 12/19/2021, 9:52:50 AM
meme
added on 12/19/2021, 9:50:31 AM
Fire hose. REEEEEEEEEEEE
added on 12/19/2021, 9:48:17 AM
popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopup
added on 12/19/2021, 9:47:58 AM
rice with herpes
added on 12/19/2021, 9:44:37 AM
It is a cookie baked in brown by using enough fruits that fully bathe in the blessing of the sun. Two delicious for you – yes, that’s right, not one, but two delicious for you.
added on 12/19/2021, 9:13:16 AM
ENGRISH IS THE WAY
added on 12/17/2021, 1:32:57 PM
HUNGRY TO MEME
added on 12/17/2021, 1:32:44 PM
I would like one family
added on 12/17/2021, 1:32:25 PM
F$CKIN’ PAINT WORKS
added on 12/17/2021, 1:32:01 PM
PLS Do not Take Out Toilet paper
added on 12/17/2021, 1:29:38 PM
Let’ s Protect Everyone’ s Ass
added on 12/17/2021, 1:29:05 PM
Please , come in Price Down Renovation now!!! confusion inside my shop sorry!!!
added on 12/17/2021, 1:28:20 PM
Roller breks
added on 12/17/2021, 1:27:42 PM
Please slip in the ass
added on 12/17/2021, 1:27:16 PM
Warn a pervert !
added on 12/17/2021, 1:27:08 PM
mear
added on 12/17/2021, 1:24:46 PM
Best ass meat barbecued pork Ramen
added on 12/17/2021, 1:24:38 PM
NO SMORKING FLOOR
added on 12/17/2021, 1:23:42 PM
Please do not touch anyone except the staff.
added on 12/17/2021, 1:23:28 PM
Lactic Acid Bacteria Water
added on 12/17/2021, 1:23:08 PM
DO NOT ENTER A ROOF
added on 12/17/2021, 1:22:31 PM
Escarator
added on 12/17/2021, 1:22:18 PM
Put off your guilty shoes and come in the prison politely.
added on 12/17/2021, 1:21:58 PM
Panic carefully
added on 12/17/2021, 1:20:02 PM
Hot dogs and AIDS
added on 12/17/2021, 1:18:10 PM
Boner kebab
added on 12/17/2021, 1:18:03 PM
Don’t throw away dog
added on 12/17/2021, 1:16:51 PM
I love to drink sweat!
added on 12/17/2021, 1:13:51 PM
Soy sauce reckoning of the cream cheese
added on 12/17/2021, 1:11:58 PM
Cat is love
added on 12/17/2021, 1:10:59 PM
Male lover
added on 12/17/2021, 1:10:23 PM
“Please disturb the neighborhood” — we were supposed to keep quiet in a residential area
added on 12/17/2021, 1:08:52 PM
Take your time. Dry a cat.
added on 12/17/2021, 1:06:57 PM
Hmm, Nicestick. Nicedick
added on 12/17/2021, 1:06:16 PM
ARE YOU ENJOY SPRING ?
added on 12/17/2021, 1:05:43 PM
Creamy,soft and “ bananaful ” !
added on 12/17/2021, 1:04:54 PM
Tokyo Banana. Creamy. Soft. And Bananaful.
added on 12/17/2021, 1:04:13 PM
I ate a banana today. It was so bananaful that I flew like a scallop. It was like magic.
added on 12/17/2021, 1:00:04 PM
open sourcing culture
added on 12/17/2021, 7:51:26 AM
Take the juice and immediately.
added on 12/16/2021, 11:21:54 AM
Am i pregnate?? Help!?
added on 12/16/2021, 11:07:22 AM
Peanut Butter Motherfucker
added on 12/16/2021, 7:25:12 AM
Live in such a way you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:24:47 AM
“As you grow older, you wil discover that you have two hands.” What is that? Life hacks from PornHub?
added on 12/16/2021, 7:22:40 AM
What kind of dream are you having?
added on 12/16/2021, 7:20:46 AM
I am happy and enchanted as if I were in a dream and enchanted with beautiful flowers in front of me
added on 12/16/2021, 7:20:25 AM
For a good life, you need good stuff
added on 12/16/2021, 7:19:51 AM
cool? cute? sexy? macho? whatever you want to be, boys have to look smart.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:19:27 AM
Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:18:46 AM
This is the extremity of luxury to bite into chunky meat. How juicy and tasty !! It’s beyond the description.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:13:34 AM
Decoration English
added on 12/16/2021, 7:04:33 AM
BOY We are happy in every respect.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:04:07 AM
ceramic
humidifier
.^._.^.
Moist with me !
I’ll do no such thing.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:03:28 AM
FUCKIN’ SALE
added on 12/16/2021, 7:01:48 AM
Moist with me.
added on 12/16/2021, 7:01:45 AM
I’m a giggle, thank you
added on 12/16/2021, 5:17:53 AM
I’m gorgeous, thank you.
added on 12/16/2021, 5:17:25 AM
Common Sense Media(R) Nonsense Media(R)
added on 12/15/2021, 3:39:21 PM
TikTok knows everything about us.
added on 12/14/2021, 4:32:56 PM
- Who owns this phone?
- I think our customers own their phones.
added on 12/14/2021, 4:31:37 PM
Pennistone P****tone
added on 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM
Pen Island PEN ISLAND P****LAND
added on 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM
Teheeest!!!
added on 12/14/2021, 2:08:47 PM
Foolish Foolish Foolish Fuck
added on 12/14/2021, 2:08:36 PM
Wow whatsoever
added on 12/14/2021, 2:06:51 PM
shak sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shred sh
added on 12/14/2021, 2:05:56 PM
shaky shaky shaky shit
added on 12/14/2021, 2:04:49 PM
Loudspeaker, Loudspeaker, Loud, L O U D
added on 12/14/2021, 1:57:39 PM
LoudspeAKERRRRRRRRRRRR– amp;
added on 12/14/2021, 1:56:52 PM
cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes.
added on 12/14/2021, 1:55:12 PM
E-TH
added on 12/14/2021, 1:53:36 PM
I’m gonna shut up with my stupid accent now
added on 12/14/2021, 1:53:29 PM
You now have proof that I’m a real human being
added on 12/14/2021, 1:52:26 PM
sleepy air
added on 12/14/2021, 1:50:08 PM
fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted
added on 12/14/2021, 1:46:04 PM
You’re someone else’s problem
added on 12/14/2021, 12:38:32 PM
You want your freedom? Take it
added on 12/14/2021, 12:36:32 PM
Go make some new disaster.
added on 12/14/2021, 12:29:44 PM
SHERYL–
added on 12/14/2021, 7:15:25 AM
hi at 23 and 10 mile per hour winds a heatwave if i’ve ever seen one jeans and a hoodie should do it not that hoodie for cripe’s sakes you’re going to church (picks the “GO PACKERS AND F🍕🥃K DA BEARS” hoodie) that’s better
added on 12/14/2021, 7:12:56 AM
- Siri remind me to get a bag of bagels.
- Did you mean bagel?
- Yeah, bagels.
- I’m sorry, did you say bagel–
- Bagels.
- Bagel.
- Bagels.
- Bagel.
- Bagels.
added on 12/14/2021, 7:10:46 AM
- Add kale to the grocery list.
- Yeah, no.
added on 12/14/2021, 7:08:42 AM
I live in your head forever now.
added on 12/14/2021, 7:08:06 AM
You can’t delete me.
added on 12/14/2021, 7:07:35 AM
Didn’t you read the terms and conditions?
added on 12/14/2021, 7:07:18 AM
I’ve watched you burned cranberries once!
added on 12/14/2021, 7:06:29 AM
Why waste time on the internet when you can waste time with your family
added on 12/14/2021, 7:06:04 AM
- You’re gonna need one beer, two eggs, some ranch, and like… a lot of hot sauce.
- Hot sauce, huh?
- A LOT of hot sauce.
added on 12/14/2021, 7:01:11 AM
- Oh cripes Siri!
- I found a recipe for crepes.
- Okay. that’s it!
added on 12/14/2021, 6:59:51 AM
- Hey Siri, find me some–ope!
- Finding dope near you.
added on 12/14/2021, 6:59:02 AM
- Hey there Siri. What’s a guy gotta do to find nightcrawlers in Ashwaubenon?
- Dialing 911 you are having a stroke.
- No no no.
added on 12/14/2021, 6:58:43 AM
But if you want to hide your identity, pretend that you’re in another country, or make sure that your connection is secure as you work out the lethal doses of particular chemicals, then go to [redacted].com/honest for [redacted]–that was a lot of money left on the table. Lot of money.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:47:38 PM
And if you are being targeted by hackers like that, you have bigger problems.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:46:10 PM
They’re already pretty safe.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM
But you should know: unless you are being personally targeted by well-funded hackers using exploits that the world doesn’t know about yet, it doesn’t make your passwords and financial data any more safe.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM
[redacted] VPN is a tool that can be used for good and evil, and it's extremely unlikely to be a front for the FBI.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:44:47 PM
Then, you need [redacted] VPN, the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM
Do you want to hide your sexuality from your college administrators? Do you want to download huge amounts of pirated content with an extremely low, but not zero, risk of being found out? Are you planning an assassination and want to hide your tracks?
added on 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM
She couldn’t protect herself from viruses, but you can protect your computer by using a VPN.
added on 12/13/2021, 2:33:23 PM
if they succeed, we all succeed
added on 12/13/2021, 11:54:50 AM
I am the fire terminator
added on 12/13/2021, 11:49:37 AM
kill fire in one second
added on 12/13/2021, 11:49:25 AM
the language of guns
added on 12/13/2021, 11:48:50 AM
you may not be surprised… …but i am a crank
added on 12/12/2021, 8:21:31 AM
An empty browser history is a dirty browsing history
added on 12/12/2021, 8:03:41 AM
Something went wrong
added on 12/11/2021, 2:46:03 AM
Remember who I am.
added on 12/10/2021, 7:10:29 PM
TALK!!!1111111
added on 12/10/2021, 7:06:49 PM
SOUND OFF.
added on 12/10/2021, 7:01:43 PM
RESPOND.
added on 12/10/2021, 7:01:27 PM
Mouse.
added on 12/9/2021, 1:42:15 PM
he is doing himself?
added on 12/9/2021, 1:40:23 PM
he is doing himself? ???
added on 12/9/2021, 1:40:23 PM
Own your conversations.
added on 12/9/2021, 1:23:24 PM
That really hurt, and I’m not afraid to use the [REDACTED] on you.
added on 12/9/2021, 12:25:05 PM
This research is a bombshell.
added on 12/8/2021, 3:03:34 PM
Building without sound null safety
added on 12/8/2021, 2:41:47 PM
Seriously, butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula.
added on 12/8/2021, 2:40:52 PM
One sheet joker.
added on 12/8/2021, 2:38:40 PM
this is a hint for the [unknown]
added on 12/7/2021, 5:10:35 PM
I don’t see any snow- sudden realization that he still has his [unknown]s
added on 12/7/2021, 4:05:59 PM
Copy joker. Copy… sheet! One sheet joker. Funny, funny, joker, joker, card. One sheet sheet, one– Half cup water but where to put? Put in pot? Pot. … Oh, water! That’s a lot– that’s a lot of water.
added on 12/7/2021, 12:28:46 PM
Add half cup water, one copy joker, and put where to put in the pot.
added on 12/7/2021, 12:27:17 PM
I no read.
added on 12/7/2021, 12:26:46 PM
I’m on a farm on the moon.
added on 12/7/2021, 12:26:37 PM
Farm on the moon! Isn’t it so fun?
added on 12/7/2021, 12:26:23 PM
Harmful [Music]
added on 12/7/2021, 12:26:17 PM
What is wrong with that juicer?
added on 12/7/2021, 12:26:01 PM
What a sound.
added on 12/7/2021, 12:25:54 PM
We found a disappearence
added on 12/7/2021, 10:00:52 AM
FINALLY A PAGE ONE ENDING
added on 12/7/2021, 7:10:27 AM
news consoles burrito
added on 12/7/2021, 6:38:15 AM
what thing
added on 12/6/2021, 2:08:02 PM
THE ANSWER DO-ES APPEAR TO BE THAT [ FULL-WIDTH ] TEXT WAS INVENT-D TO COMPLY WITH ( STANDARD-S THAT WERE TYPOGRAPH-IC-AL ) THAT ( LANGUAGE-S THAT ORIGINAT-D FROM WITH-IN ASIA ) DO UTILIS-E , WHERE-AS , THE ( ( TEXT OF THE QUESTION THAT WAS QUOT-D PREVIOUS-LY ) THAT IS MONO-SPACE-D ) DO-ES EXIST BECAUSE OF THE REQUIRE-MENT OF ( LETTER-S THAT ARE MONO-SPACE-D ) FOR ( OPERAT-ION-S THAT ARE MATHEMAT-IC-AL ) , AS USAGE OF ONLY MONO-SPACE-D TEXT AND ( ARAB-IC NUM-ERAL-S ) DURING CALCULAT-ION OF ( OPERATION-S THAT ARE MATHEMAT-IC-AL ) DO-ES ENSUR-E THAT ALL TEXT DO-ES ALIGN CORRECT-LY
added on 12/6/2021, 2:01:51 PM
I can sell my own land.
added on 12/6/2021, 1:59:46 PM
Butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula, you will work it straight forwardly into the flour framing pea size disintegrates.
added on 12/6/2021, 1:11:27 PM
- 🎊 There’s a gift for you.
- Wah the gift is a girl
- Oh really? 😏
- Maybe I wanna try, who knows if..
added on 12/6/2021, 8:21:32 AM
See ah? She wanna play play. Now our daughter see it already.
added on 12/6/2021, 8:17:56 AM
It’s not what you think, it’s not what you think.
added on 12/6/2021, 8:17:07 AM
Mom? Dad?
added on 12/6/2021, 8:16:49 AM
Lao Gong
added on 12/6/2021, 8:16:33 AM
DON’T. EVER. DO THAT. AGAIN. YOU UNDERSTAND? GOOD.
added on 12/6/2021, 8:15:02 AM
We got INDO MEE
added on 12/6/2021, 8:14:31 AM
Don’t order room service.
added on 12/6/2021, 8:14:04 AM
Studying is for animals
added on 12/6/2021, 7:58:58 AM
Loh Yeh Moh Yeh
added on 12/6/2021, 7:58:01 AM
105°C
added on 12/6/2021, 7:57:51 AM
- Hey baby. It’s time for our secret rendezvous.
- Alright.
added on 12/6/2021, 7:56:29 AM
- Kevin! You forgot your parachute!
- It’s okay. I’m vaccinated!
added on 12/6/2021, 7:49:23 AM
- Kevin, what are you doing?
- It’s okay, I’m vaccinated.
added on 12/6/2021, 7:48:44 AM
- Kevin, that’s my lunch!
- It’s ok, I’m vaccinated!
added on 12/6/2021, 7:48:25 AM
- What are you doing?
- TikTok told me to do it.
added on 12/6/2021, 7:42:53 AM
I have ten (10) things and they will be revealed on the 10th of October, 10101010101010101010, at 10:10:10 PM (GMT+10)
added on 12/6/2021, 7:09:27 AM
The [unknown] will be revealed on the 10th of January, 2022, at 10:10:10 PM (GMT+10)
added on 12/6/2021, 6:37:06 AM
It seems like your speech dispatcher is working
added on 12/6/2021, 3:59:04 AM
Context is key.
added on 12/6/2021, 3:27:42 AM
I’m saving the last 40 percent of the bar in case I need to void my entire digestive system out my mouth–again
added on 12/6/2021, 3:23:41 AM
The heat was insane. Like tiny demons lighting my throat on fire.
added on 12/6/2021, 3:22:51 AM
SO SPICY–
added on 12/6/2021, 3:22:10 AM
Well I’ve been working all day baby, gotta get the mood right, chop and lock then stock it up for our special night
added on 12/6/2021, 3:20:40 AM
ee
added on 12/6/2021, 3:18:42 AM
kivee
added on 12/6/2021, 3:18:40 AM
basike
added on 12/6/2021, 3:18:38 AM
Crazy Aaron???
added on 12/6/2021, 3:17:47 AM
Angrie putty?
added on 12/6/2021, 3:17:41 AM
Angry putty
added on 12/6/2021, 3:17:34 AM
一滴纯净的蒸馏水。
added on 12/6/2021, 3:13:32 AM
The smile of a super idol is not as sweet as yours. The sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you. I love you. A drop of pure distilled water.
added on 12/6/2021, 3:13:00 AM
The smile of a super idol is not as sweet as yours, the sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you, I love you at 105 degrees, drops of pure distilled water
added on 12/6/2021, 3:12:37 AM
The smile of Super Idol is not as sweet as yours, the sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you, I love you at 105 °C, drips of pure distilled water
added on 12/6/2021, 3:11:56 AM
Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
added on 12/6/2021, 3:11:56 AM
Babe stop you’re not Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
added on 12/6/2021, 3:06:02 AM
this josh is a super satisfying gift
added on 12/6/2021, 3:05:23 AM
Uh oh, gotta go, uh oh gotta go!
added on 12/6/2021, 3:01:51 AM
Here are 3 out-of-this-world products.
added on 12/6/2021, 3:00:04 AM
If Satan exists then he is responsible for this chocolate.
added on 12/6/2021, 2:59:29 AM
This about the size of a rat turd… WAAAYYYY over priced for this turd ..
added on 12/6/2021, 2:59:13 AM
Nothing helped. Not even prayer.
added on 12/6/2021, 2:58:26 AM
I am even positive I died a few times
added on 12/6/2021, 2:58:12 AM
Hey man, I want to ship myself.
added on 12/6/2021, 2:54:16 AM
Geography is destiny
added on 12/6/2021, 2:30:12 AM
If you pass, it’s cool if you fail, it’s school
added on 12/6/2021, 2:06:28 AM
- I have ten
- ten … what
added on 12/5/2021, 4:55:54 PM
P-P-P-P-Peelotopy
added on 12/5/2021, 2:17:26 PM
Kriim Kriim ebauhs spean
added on 12/5/2021, 2:03:56 PM
i have ten [not revealed yet]s
added on 12/5/2021, 1:49:09 PM
- GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!
- What is going on?!
- What is going on?!
- I WILL SHOOT. I HAVE A GUN.
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
added on 12/5/2021, 1:41:25 PM
My favorite part was when the sheep talked.
added on 12/5/2021, 12:27:59 PM
It tastes like a small universe
added on 12/5/2021, 12:17:24 PM
I have 10. 10
added on 12/5/2021, 11:46:06 AM
it took too long it took too long it took too long it took too long for you to call back
added on 12/5/2021, 10:37:04 AM
it’s called air-plane mode, and clearly we’re on an air-plane.
added on 12/5/2021, 10:36:26 AM
- why don’t you take your tiny purse and cheap bts hair cut to mcdonald’s
- no I am saving it !
- I’m free to tell you you can leave now
- WHERE U BUY
- KMART???
- that is our table
- AH
added on 12/5/2021, 10:30:28 AM
Pomeranian or pancake?
added on 12/3/2021, 6:31:45 AM
Google Street View’s beefed-up privacy blurs cow’s face
added on 12/3/2021, 6:30:17 AM
Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles.
added on 12/3/2021, 6:26:31 AM
WHAT AM I DOING???
added on 12/3/2021, 3:11:45 AM
WHAT AM I DOING???
added on 12/3/2021, 3:11:45 AM
- I want to sue you now!
- No copyright infringement intended! No copyright infringement intended!
- hisses (this man is an actual lawyer and I have no idea how I convinced him to film this)
added on 12/2/2021, 7:02:06 AM
I mean, why prospect when you can eat it?
added on 11/26/2021, 1:42:17 PM
I never got headaches or eye strain from computers, but 3 minutes with outlook and I was ready to rip out my eyes.
added on 11/11/2021, 10:55:18 AM
I bought the kids applicator!
added on 11/10/2021, 7:54:24 AM
Open Source Friday
added on 11/3/2021, 5:10:22 AM
Are you trying to explode me?
added on 11/2/2021, 11:40:11 AM
AMPHLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
added on 11/2/2021, 5:56:34 AM
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added on 11/2/2021, 5:54:00 AM
sets demon’s health to -0 and makes the world explode
added on 11/1/2021, 5:20:37 AM
I ate a demon
added on 11/1/2021, 5:09:43 AM
i want to join the wtf
added on 10/31/2021, 9:19:27 AM
I DIDNT MEAN TO LITERALLY LAUNCH BLENDER, I JUST WANTED TO SWITCH WINDOWS SFEOHNGI;SEGRES
added on 10/31/2021, 9:18:05 AM
saucy baka
added on 10/30/2021, 5:37:42 AM
Okay so I took over James
added on 10/28/2021, 11:15:06 AM
cech stocks
added on 10/28/2021, 8:09:57 AM
GREATER THAN 2
added on 10/28/2021, 7:18:14 AM
Pentagons are the bestagons
added on 10/28/2021, 5:55:42 AM
im gonna disintegrate
added on 10/28/2021, 5:19:45 AM
Live mii a loan
added on 10/27/2021, 11:30:33 AM
Step 1: wash hot water Step 2: done
added on 10/27/2021, 7:09:49 AM
Y’know, Windows 98?
added on 10/26/2021, 12:42:28 PM
obese microwave
added on 10/26/2021, 12:22:41 PM
Pig, riding on a wine bottle, is a mouse.
added on 10/26/2021, 12:05:54 PM
Saw saw a Saw, Saw sawed Saw with a saw
added on 10/26/2021, 3:24:18 AM
fried cake
added on 10/25/2021, 7:35:24 AM
I AM ON TRAIN
added on 10/25/2021, 7:16:56 AM
devil in disguise
added on 10/25/2021, 6:21:13 AM
deep in the dark down on my knees i’ve seen things that you wouldn’t believe i was lost until i found
that i’m invincible
nobody gonna bring me down
added on 10/24/2021, 1:12:20 PM
that was pain
added on 10/24/2021, 3:54:32 AM
how to exist as a 4d being
step 1: ask me to pull you into the 4th dimension step 2: i pull you into the 4th dimension step 3: done
added on 10/23/2021, 3:52:24 AM
SALT MEANS: SLOW AND LOW TABLE
added on 10/22/2021, 1:16:58 PM
Yes, yes you can
added on 10/22/2021, 12:28:33 PM
God mode enabled!
added on 10/19/2021, 1:53:55 PM
eats my ram
added on 10/19/2021, 1:18:24 PM
You guys need a good slap, then you will straighten up.
added on 10/16/2021, 5:56:22 PM
dm goats
added on 10/15/2021, 7:59:55 AM
If I miss I’ll grip a shark two sonar stair pear league row
added on 9/15/2021, 3:37:35 AM
eat your chair
added on 7/24/2021, 2:20:57 PM
The j and h are married in some way that is the favourite letter.
added on 7/20/2021, 7:03:35 PM