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It appears I have overreacted.

added on 8/7/2025, 1:40:13 PM

thank you for your service DBeaver Ultimate with importing nonsense from a spreadsheet 🙏

A window that says: Your license will expire on 2025-08-07. Would you like to extend the license?

added on 8/7/2025, 1:17:27 PM

no rush, monsieur

added on 8/7/2025, 1:10:04 PM

let’s lock in and get it done

added on 8/7/2025, 1:07:52 PM

Saudara-saudara, yang tua dan yang muda, yang kaya dan yang miskin, saya hadir kembali dalam panggung ini setelah sekian lama, bukan untuk mencari muka belaka namun untuk membangun aspirasi inspirasi saudara semua! Saudara-saudara, belakangan ini negara dan tanah air yang kita cintai dihadapkan dengan berbagai polemik yang merugikan kita semua terkhusus yang tertindas dan yang tidak bercela. Saudara, lihat saja kasus ketimpangan yang terjadi pada yang tidak bersalah dan bercela belakangan ini. Apakah ini yang dimaksud dengan sila ke-5? Tidak dan berjuta-juta tidak! Yang bersalah dibebaskan dan yang tidak cela dijera! Saudara-saudara, negara kita dihadapkan dengan begitu banyak ketidakadilan dalam perihal norma maupun kemanusiaan, kita tidak bisa tinggal diam saja. Apakah anda ingin ditindas oleh para demokrat rakus yang ‘tak bermoral itu? Mungkin para buruh kantor, lihat saja, engkau hanya mendapatkan gaji yang sangat sedikit, tidak cukup untuk memberi makan 1 keluarga pun! Atasanmu yang konglomerat korup itu hanya mementingkan keuntungan daripada kehidupanmu. Para buruh tani, engkau yang sudah mengangkat celurit, engkau yang sudah menanam, yang sudah membajak, berakhir diperas habis-habisan oleh negara yang hanya peduli dengan komoditas dari hasil panenmu, dan engkau pun masih berkekurangan, amit-amit bahkan masih tinggal di bawah garis kemiskinan! Para buruh pelajar, ya! Saya katakan kalian para terdidik dan penerus generasi sebagai buruh karena kalian masih memperoleh bayaran bukan uang, namun ilmu. Apakah kalian para terpelajar ingin dimanipulasi oleh sistem pendidikan negara ini yang bobrok? Lihat saja, salah satu petinggi kita menolak adanya pemerkosaan massal ‘98 dan tidak mau memasukannya dalam revisi sejarah Indonesia. Bagaimana jika hal seperti itu sudah terjadi tetapi hanya kita belum menyadarinya? Toh, bagaimana kita ingin menjadi pintar jika mereka tidak membuka jendela menuju kemajuan? Apakah kalian wahai terdidik ingin dibilang cerdik hanya dari nilai bukan dari keunikan dan keterampilan kalian? Semuanya yang terlibat, yang muda yang tua, yang miskin dan kaya, mau dari mana pun, mari kita menggugat negara ini hingga ke akar-akarnya! Bukalah suara kalian dan lawanlah para demokrat rakus ini dengan segala bidang kalian! Pecinta sastra, angkatlah pena dan kertas kalian dan lawanlah dengan membuat puisi, syair, atau literatur! Wahai para pecinta seni gambar, angkatlah alat gambar kalian dan lawanlah dengan menggambar! Para buruh tani, angkatlah celurit kalian dan lawanlah dengan membela tanah dan hakmu! Para buruh pelajar, angkatlah buku dan pena kalian dan lawanlah dengan menjadi cerdas, progresif dan rasionalis agar tidak gampang dimanipulasi oleh negara ini! Para buruh kantor, angkatlah gawai kalian dan suarakanlah kejerihan payahmu kepada publik! Saudara-saudara, mari kita membuka jalan yang selebar-lebarnya agar penerus generasi kita dapat memajukan negara ini ke arah yang lebih progresif dan sosialis tanpa menghilangkan demokrasi!

added on 8/7/2025, 9:39:23 AM

kadang normatif, kadang progresif

added on 8/7/2025, 7:51:34 AM

did you rename something to something that doesn’t exist again?

added on 8/7/2025, 7:47:23 AM

LIVE5TREAM THURSDAY 10AM PT

added on 8/7/2025, 5:22:22 AM

ah, the blessed quiet of a list of search results with no interference from AI offering to “assist” me by torching a rainforest in order to explain that 2+2=5!

added on 8/7/2025, 3:23:45 AM

I prefer CLANKER-FREE, HUMAN-MADE NONSENSE.

added on 8/7/2025, 3:22:18 AM

criticizing the corrupt authorities and defending the proletarians are my hobbies!

added on 8/7/2025, 12:35:13 AM

h-hell-o-o human !

added on 8/6/2025, 11:20:16 AM

Annie is a jewel.

added on 8/6/2025, 8:16:44 AM

giant badonkers tho

added on 8/6/2025, 8:01:31 AM

I quit my COBOL job.

added on 8/6/2025, 6:33:24 AM

Let’s save the tears for later.

added on 8/6/2025, 6:21:53 AM

It’s important to have the right jeans.

added on 8/6/2025, 5:35:31 AM

You only have 40 extra pounds on me.

added on 8/6/2025, 5:22:07 AM

Somebody’s getting fired.

added on 8/6/2025, 5:12:17 AM

semuanya penting, baik yang koruptor juga penting

added on 8/5/2025, 11:05:16 AM

You auto-complete me

added on 8/5/2025, 10:58:14 AM

Its fragrant perfume appeals to everybody

added on 8/5/2025, 10:26:23 AM

You’re doomed. Be nice.

added on 8/5/2025, 4:55:33 AM

Congraturātion! Now you see body while you shower.

… nebaamindo. Do not use sponji.

added on 8/5/2025, 12:04:32 AM

paino music

added on 8/4/2025, 1:10:35 PM

It’s not normal. Get diagnosed.

added on 8/4/2025, 8:22:57 AM

Hello Haters

added on 8/4/2025, 7:37:37 AM

enbale

added on 8/4/2025, 6:53:43 AM

vingt

added on 8/4/2025, 5:54:28 AM

🖖🐶🤌

added on 8/4/2025, 3:38:41 AM

Wow, that’s cool!

added on 8/4/2025, 3:35:40 AM

ne pas utiliser l’IA (l’intelligence absurde)

added on 8/4/2025, 3:32:32 AM

Nonsense AI (absurd intelligence)

added on 8/4/2025, 3:31:22 AM

BECOOLEN

added on 8/4/2025, 3:27:15 AM

IPv6 and IPv8

added on 8/4/2025, 1:47:27 AM

this is peak… this is peak [redacted]ism

added on 8/4/2025, 1:27:39 AM

deathly strikes home

added on 8/3/2025, 5:31:43 PM

Ah, for the rest you must follow me.

added on 8/3/2025, 1:57:09 PM

You know saving can actually be addictive.

added on 8/2/2025, 4:44:35 PM

are you in it aly

added on 8/2/2025, 11:39:34 AM

industry-standard mental health protections, such as content filters, wellness breaks, trauma-informed counseling, and peer support systems

added on 8/2/2025, 11:31:17 AM

Becoming the world’s #1 nonsense platform globally

added on 8/2/2025, 11:14:11 AM

Celebrating 4 years of confusion

added on 8/2/2025, 11:10:00 AM

1 right does not fix 5,000,000 wrongs

added on 8/2/2025, 11:07:16 AM

ckckckckckckckck

added on 8/2/2025, 11:04:05 AM

Apa saja keuntungan sebagai peluar nalar?

added on 8/2/2025, 10:53:34 AM

  • [platform]?
  • Awesome. (?) …
  • [platform]?
  • [country]
  • Can, can, can!

added on 8/2/2025, 10:49:48 AM

make sure that one nonsense session must be at least 10 minutes

added on 8/2/2025, 10:43:24 AM

Verbal namelist

  • People who respect and trust you
  • People who love you and being close to you

added on 8/2/2025, 10:38:27 AM

20 teks luar nalar

added on 8/2/2025, 10:37:08 AM

chicken dance in meeting break

added on 8/2/2025, 10:30:10 AM

Nonsensing Break until 17:30

added on 8/2/2025, 10:16:58 AM

desain intuitif dan fungsional

added on 8/2/2025, 9:32:47 AM

Basis data adalah otak kedua kita

added on 8/2/2025, 9:29:21 AM

teknologi luar nalar buatan Indonesia

added on 8/2/2025, 9:28:22 AM

Dipakai dalam lebih dari 10 negara

added on 8/2/2025, 9:27:09 AM

Artifyber memperkenalkan luar nalar […]

added on 8/2/2025, 9:26:22 AM

Potensi penyebab luar nalar yang buruk:

  • Adanya hak cipta
  • Tidak spontan
  • Tidak transformatif
  • [redacted]

added on 8/2/2025, 9:23:47 AM

Membawa esensi luar nalar penting ke basis data

added on 8/2/2025, 9:22:43 AM

Salah satu sistem basis data yang penting adalah sistem luar nalar

added on 8/2/2025, 9:22:21 AM

Nontrinsic Revolusi Luar Nalar Anda

added on 8/2/2025, 9:21:56 AM

You must not share anything outside from the database.

added on 8/2/2025, 9:21:23 AM

harus 4 besar ya

added on 8/2/2025, 9:20:06 AM

If you think you can, you can!

added on 8/2/2025, 9:18:44 AM

PASTI KAMU BISA!

added on 8/2/2025, 9:18:36 AM

Sharing is caring, closing is helping

added on 8/2/2025, 9:16:26 AM

if there’s no closing after the testimony: figure out their problem

added on 8/2/2025, 9:13:58 AM

give some time for them to: say yes

added on 8/2/2025, 9:13:34 AM

HAH, MAHAL BANGET!? (enggak, enggak mahal)

added on 8/2/2025, 9:11:28 AM

After they’ve let out their ID: congratulations!

added on 8/2/2025, 9:10:19 AM

closing 🫴

added on 8/2/2025, 9:07:42 AM

Who never gets rejection?

added on 8/2/2025, 9:06:59 AM

Siapa yang di sini punya UPLINE? Siapa yang sudah bawa DOWNLINE?

added on 8/2/2025, 9:03:42 AM

Ini platform apa?

added on 8/2/2025, 9:03:14 AM

ADA HAL BAGUS YANG INGIN SAYA SHARE KE KAMU !

added on 8/2/2025, 9:02:56 AM

pasti ambasador bulan ini

added on 8/2/2025, 9:01:58 AM

Ada Hal Bagus yang Ingin Saya Share! (nih, bagus nih!)

added on 8/2/2025, 9:01:49 AM

Nonsense Meter

added on 8/2/2025, 8:57:42 AM

ternyata (sori) dia masih single

added on 8/2/2025, 8:56:20 AM

Yang mana yang paling penting?

added on 8/2/2025, 8:55:16 AM

B sama C adanya thrust bisa ketemu

added on 8/2/2025, 8:53:42 AM

tunjukkan rasa syukur kita appreciate mendapat pinjam kuasa

added on 8/2/2025, 8:52:43 AM

ambil kunci suksesnya supaya kita bisa sukses

added on 8/2/2025, 8:51:54 AM

nanti kita akan praktek ya

added on 8/2/2025, 8:50:03 AM

menjadi MLM top ten

added on 8/2/2025, 8:47:58 AM

Untuk menulis ini adalah… 500 nama.

added on 8/2/2025, 8:44:46 AM

Orang yang dari daya pengaruhnya standar seperti kita.

added on 8/2/2025, 8:44:13 AM

makin lama makin jauh

added on 8/2/2025, 8:43:20 AM

Menulis [luar nalar] memang sesuatu.

added on 8/2/2025, 8:42:23 AM

Pantesan saya BGS!

added on 8/2/2025, 8:41:51 AM

Meetings are not what you think!

🔴 MBM: Meeting Before Meeting

  • Self-prepare
    1. Tools (tape measure, pen[cil], handphone, charger, power bank, opportunity sheet book, calculator)
    2. Image (we are the image, be the role model for our prospect)
    3. NameList a. Family → Friend b. Near → Far c. Same Std → High
  • Appointment
    1. Date/Time & Place (only share the place and time)
    2. Not to Mention a. Product b. Company c. Opportunities
    3. ZOOM
    • FROM 5-15min

🟡 MIM: Meeting in Meeting

  • Meet up
    1. 1 to 1
    2. 2 to 1 [ABC Rules]
    • FORM
      • Family
      • Occupation
      • Recreation
      • Money Meter
  • Into Topic
    • Naturally
  • Sharing
    1. Products
    2. Opportunity
    • 4 BIG
      • Eyes
      • Smile
      • Voice
      • Action
      1. Upline 100% : Downline 0%
      2. Upline 50% : Downline 50%
      3. Support : Downline 100%
      4. Support : Downline 100%
  • Closing
    • Measure
    • App [redacted] App
    • Promotions
    1. Testi Story
    2. Solve Problem

🟢 MAM: Meeting After Meeting

  • Next Meeting
    1. Leave Filing
    2. Meet at Event
  • Service & Follow Up
    1. Want
    2. Denied
    • after 72 hrs
      1. Take Care
      2. Send Testimonial
  • Review
    • Sandwich Rules
      1. Empower
      2. Strengthen
      3. Encourage

added on 8/2/2025, 8:41:46 AM

Make 20 names. Those who respect and trust you. Or those who love and cherish you.

added on 8/2/2025, 8:41:15 AM

Make your namelist now!

added on 8/2/2025, 8:41:02 AM

penolakan dini

added on 8/2/2025, 8:40:24 AM

bulan ini: ambasador

added on 8/2/2025, 8:34:36 AM

Duplication

Learning, Practise, Master, Teaching, Pass Down

Huge Network

added on 8/2/2025, 8:29:53 AM

3S Basic Training

Sharing Sponsoring Servicing

added on 8/2/2025, 8:28:12 AM

Only the resilient, will endure!

added on 8/2/2025, 8:02:18 AM

BEyond Inspiring Minds, Touching Lives for Eternity

added on 8/2/2025, 8:00:04 AM

SHOP till YOU WIN*

added on 8/2/2025, 6:50:50 AM

NONSENSE TIME 60 MINUTES

added on 8/2/2025, 6:45:25 AM

When in Rome

added on 8/2/2025, 6:06:14 AM

CHEEK A BOO

added on 8/2/2025, 6:04:10 AM

WHO’S THAT CHEEK

added on 8/2/2025, 6:04:06 AM

TOO CHEEK TO BE TRUE

added on 8/2/2025, 6:04:03 AM

play with colors and be eyeconic!

added on 8/2/2025, 6:02:52 AM

Maaf, aku lebih memilih menghilang daripada mengulang

added on 8/2/2025, 3:04:49 AM

group meowing starts in 10 minutes

added on 8/2/2025, 3:04:38 AM

who’s [redacted] you ask?

the less you know, the better

added on 8/2/2025, 2:30:52 AM

I’m carrying your cold baggage

added on 8/1/2025, 2:47:30 PM

Hey! You look dazzling today.

added on 8/1/2025, 12:21:42 PM

I HATE CORPORATE!!! I HATE BEING OF LEGAL AGE!! I HATE IDs and KYC!!! I HATE AGE VERIFICATION!!!! THIS IS—

added on 8/1/2025, 9:34:50 AM

✨ deployment tanpa izin ✨

added on 8/1/2025, 5:39:01 AM

…making excellence a habit.™

added on 8/1/2025, 5:27:14 AM

HARUS TERJUAL

ALL CLEAR 35 MILIAR

added on 8/1/2025, 5:05:55 AM

Oh Yum 💩

added on 8/1/2025, 5:03:09 AM

Proposalnya… aman?

added on 8/1/2025, 5:01:07 AM

Kembali ke alam kurang worth it

added on 8/1/2025, 4:59:38 AM

This way to Coffee at Nowhere

added on 8/1/2025, 4:57:58 AM

Rajanya susu dan diapers

added on 8/1/2025, 4:52:31 AM

Who don’t play aside? Reasons?

added on 8/1/2025, 4:33:03 AM

Where’s the breakfast? It’s not yet ready.

added on 8/1/2025, 4:28:58 AM

["Linerly"] (how did the keyboard know?!)

added on 8/1/2025, 4:28:05 AM

["The Star-Spangled Banner"]

added on 8/1/2025, 4:27:27 AM

🎵I’ve been waiting for you🎵 🎵I’ve been waiting for you🎵

added on 8/1/2025, 4:24:26 AM

:D ⚪ 🔷 :)

ENGLISH 1

added on 8/1/2025, 3:58:59 AM

DO NOT STAND UNDER BOOM

added on 8/1/2025, 2:38:03 AM

HATI-HATI

Ada galian.

added on 8/1/2025, 2:37:15 AM

Sophisticated, refined, and thoughtful

added on 8/1/2025, 2:20:47 AM

I’m latte, sorry

added on 7/31/2025, 11:09:13 PM

I’m not made of MIDI controllers.

added on 7/31/2025, 2:43:49 PM

What if I don’t know how to read nonsense?

That’s… that’s helpful.

added on 7/31/2025, 2:39:07 PM

We unleash the nonsense in you.

added on 7/31/2025, 2:32:04 PM

I think that’s kinda cheap.

added on 7/31/2025, 2:29:38 PM

1984 was a warning, not a todo list

added on 7/31/2025, 6:11:38 AM

also known as: 1,1,1,2-Tetrafluoroethane

added on 7/31/2025, 1:56:36 AM

Cekuk! Cekuk!

added on 7/31/2025, 12:35:06 AM

Try the popcorn button.

added on 7/31/2025, 12:05:27 AM

THE COOL

added on 7/30/2025, 1:17:35 PM

chick away

added on 7/30/2025, 1:17:32 PM

Kill wa (whatsapp)

added on 7/30/2025, 10:07:59 AM

Nonsense Made Easy

added on 7/30/2025, 9:06:17 AM

I like using my own brain, actually.

added on 7/30/2025, 6:20:50 AM

Cynicism levels are a little elevated today, I’m afraid.

added on 7/30/2025, 5:12:09 AM

THE TELEPROMPTER DIDN’T STA—

added on 7/30/2025, 5:10:47 AM

PAHPCORN

added on 7/30/2025, 4:59:10 AM

MEMETIC WARNING

added on 7/30/2025, 4:01:51 AM

“it’s a small world”

added on 7/30/2025, 4:00:34 AM

Built for Nonsense

added on 7/30/2025, 3:23:18 AM

Hey, today you are saved by the hail. You’ve been saved by the hail.

added on 7/29/2025, 11:48:31 PM

nonsense brainrot

added on 7/29/2025, 11:28:00 AM

The database is angry at you for requesting it.

added on 7/29/2025, 11:11:20 AM

The safest place to spill nonsense

added on 7/29/2025, 10:52:48 AM

Mommy will leave you if you don’t get out from the database.

added on 7/29/2025, 10:15:01 AM

ambasador gobak sodor

added on 7/29/2025, 10:14:22 AM

inspiriting

added on 7/29/2025, 8:38:08 AM

send pictures of dogs

added on 7/29/2025, 6:30:13 AM

mmmmmoist!

added on 7/29/2025, 5:32:00 AM

NonsenseDoc

added on 7/29/2025, 3:48:55 AM

Police are now involved.

added on 7/29/2025, 3:44:35 AM

rare long forms of “natural, human-centric nonsense” showing “parts of the nonsense not found in regular platforms” and “unique” forms “of nonsenser interactions and expressions”

added on 7/29/2025, 3:39:36 AM

seeding popular high-quality nonsense

added on 7/29/2025, 3:37:45 AM

pAIR

added on 7/29/2025, 3:01:50 AM

Nothing beats a Jet2holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person. £200 off for a family of four.

added on 7/29/2025, 2:25:59 AM

TINY CASTLE DE LA BREAD

added on 7/29/2025, 2:17:11 AM

Stop gatekeeping nonsense.

added on 7/29/2025, 12:00:43 AM

hey so did you know that

  • i am me
    1. this could be proved by me and only me
    2. if someone else tries, it doesn’t work
    • because they aren’t me
    • because they couldn’t sound like me
      • or look like me for that matter
    • because they don’t have my private keys to make a signature to prove that i’m me

so yeah! that’s how you can tell when someone isn’t me

added on 7/28/2025, 2:21:54 PM

Are you using AI (absurd intelligence) to make these nonsense?

added on 7/28/2025, 7:00:07 AM

i find your transformation admirable for taking in your own pride

added on 7/28/2025, 6:28:16 AM

Cats are the most effective way to decompress yourself.

added on 7/28/2025, 6:25:46 AM

Subject: DOOMED KISSING

added on 7/28/2025, 6:24:38 AM

[redacted] audio  .flac  lossless 54 minutes long

added on 7/28/2025, 5:54:22 AM

You lost the ability to use Oct 6 as a justification when your [redacted] ratio soared past 30 to 1

added on 7/28/2025, 5:42:21 AM

sky kids rebrand

added on 7/28/2025, 5:36:40 AM

Nonsense starts here!

added on 7/28/2025, 3:47:13 AM

La ville à la fin du jeux

added on 7/28/2025, 3:22:10 AM

#brestiesforever

added on 7/28/2025, 2:37:51 AM

you wish your bottom looked like irl it’s a [redacted] leave my partner alone […] hehehe

added on 7/28/2025, 2:35:00 AM

We’re so unfortunate looking.

added on 7/28/2025, 2:21:51 AM

the only millimeter you know in America is 9mm

added on 7/28/2025, 2:11:32 AM

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

added on 7/28/2025, 2:10:55 AM

the moment when it’s recess and you pull out the earbuds, connected automatically to the phone, and play white noise right away

added on 7/28/2025, 2:07:17 AM

Cats love to nibble sweet oats

added on 7/28/2025, 1:50:14 AM

i gotta live up to my name

added on 7/28/2025, 1:29:30 AM

Kalo masuk sini, kewarasan lu bakal cepet abis, penuh hal luar nalar. Pikir lagi deh sebelum masuk

added on 7/28/2025, 1:28:27 AM

It seems like I can’t do more advanced data analysis right now. Please try again later.

added on 7/27/2025, 11:05:20 AM

buck buck [redacted]

added on 7/27/2025, 10:30:03 AM

By popular demand: More nonsense is here

added on 7/27/2025, 9:54:20 AM

Dombel bonggel monggel blongkek mlongkek ngelongkek

added on 7/27/2025, 9:05:09 AM

In the alphabet, A comes before S.

added on 7/27/2025, 7:48:01 AM

datang, hadapi, lupakan/ingat

added on 7/27/2025, 6:57:04 AM

find verified green flag nonsensers

added on 7/26/2025, 11:17:17 AM

Lem SUPERGLUE, dari CINA!

added on 7/26/2025, 10:14:55 AM

ayo starboy

added on 7/26/2025, 10:10:28 AM

DREAM TEAM

added on 7/26/2025, 9:55:24 AM

telecommunication sigma

added on 7/26/2025, 9:54:32 AM

DeepLearning++

added on 7/26/2025, 9:46:12 AM

cellulose (sheet)

added on 7/26/2025, 9:28:44 AM

kombucha is like urine and honey mixed together

added on 7/26/2025, 9:07:32 AM

Didn’t bring allergic reactions when touched by human skin

added on 7/26/2025, 9:05:52 AM

potentions

added on 7/26/2025, 9:04:46 AM

What defines a kombucha, is when a kombucha, as a multimicrobe [redacted]

added on 7/26/2025, 9:04:10 AM

science fiction ndesa

added on 7/26/2025, 8:55:53 AM

Lights are now off.

added on 7/26/2025, 8:27:15 AM

Your casual fizzy drink has more potential than the speculations.

added on 7/26/2025, 7:58:20 AM

I CRINGE AT THE FRENCH FLAG AS THE WALLPAPER IN HIS PRESENTATION

added on 7/26/2025, 7:37:03 AM

space lettuce, anyone?

added on 7/26/2025, 7:35:44 AM

the honorable mention: scoby

added on 7/26/2025, 7:35:07 AM

THE FRENCH-ALGERIAN GIRLFRIEND

added on 7/26/2025, 7:34:28 AM

a skirt to indicate she is a woman

added on 7/26/2025, 7:24:38 AM

processing process

added on 7/26/2025, 7:22:43 AM

my feeling yesterday

added on 7/26/2025, 6:56:51 AM

What is YEEEEEAST?!!

added on 7/26/2025, 6:51:40 AM

AU DI TOR IUM ←

added on 7/26/2025, 4:08:21 AM

Look, do you want to find his fault or not? Unzip or admit defeat.

added on 7/25/2025, 1:25:01 PM

NEW YORK CITY, SLEMAN

added on 7/25/2025, 1:20:10 PM

angin panas & dingin

added on 7/25/2025, 1:18:15 PM

What was your dream last night?

added on 7/25/2025, 12:55:52 PM

im bout to blow

added on 7/25/2025, 7:55:48 AM

yang [redacted] itu aku

added on 7/25/2025, 7:40:14 AM

dicuci pakai alien

added on 7/25/2025, 7:30:06 AM

How To be Free

added on 7/25/2025, 6:37:22 AM

hitler matinya di jalan

added on 7/25/2025, 6:27:17 AM

A-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

added on 7/25/2025, 2:27:22 AM

mancing perkara

added on 7/25/2025, 1:48:37 AM

What it feels like to [redacted]

added on 7/25/2025, 1:45:33 AM

pandemilovato

added on 7/25/2025, 1:26:48 AM

le dollar bean

added on 7/25/2025, 1:26:27 AM

doubleplus ungood

added on 7/25/2025, 1:22:41 AM

kontrak gratis di kepalamu

added on 7/24/2025, 11:34:30 AM

holistic bleisure

added on 7/24/2025, 9:07:23 AM

What does kitty mean?!

added on 7/24/2025, 5:40:04 AM

mamacita

added on 7/24/2025, 5:39:16 AM

yolo

added on 7/24/2025, 5:37:16 AM

AAAH I’M GETTING TRANSPORTED

added on 7/24/2025, 5:35:53 AM

ARE YOU MY PEOPLES

added on 7/24/2025, 5:35:42 AM

Yes, it’s 9 inches. (wtf)

added on 7/24/2025, 5:19:57 AM

Istri-rahat

added on 7/24/2025, 4:56:33 AM

Nanti filosofinya lagi.

added on 7/24/2025, 3:20:06 AM

Refresh until you’re not interested.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:47:02 AM

Do not shine this into your eyes or anyone else’s eyes.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:43:56 AM

Before we get started, I don’t actually recommend you do this because… some things are better left unknown!

added on 7/24/2025, 2:43:29 AM

We have awaited the darkness of night!!! (The sun has set.)

added on 7/24/2025, 2:42:21 AM

THE SWITCH FROM HORROR TO ELEVATOR MUSIC KILLS ME

added on 7/24/2025, 2:39:45 AM

This is the curse of nonsense. This is what happens when you accumulate nonsense. Now you know things like this that can’t make sense.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:22:24 AM

That’s a galaxy! It’s a nonsense galaxy!

added on 7/24/2025, 2:18:29 AM

See, not interesting. Not interesting! Bye, goodbye!

added on 7/24/2025, 2:18:21 AM

No cats. No cats allowed.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:17:38 AM

Our cats are very sensitive little boys.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:15:07 AM

[name] Baby [redacted] & Cat [redacted] Room!

added on 7/24/2025, 2:06:09 AM

You will never be a real [redacted]. You have no [redacted], you have no [redacted], you have no [redacted], you are a [redacted] twisted by [redacted] and [redacted] into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

added on 7/24/2025, 2:05:11 AM

Your bone structure is a dead giveaway and even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, hell turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased infected [redacted].

added on 7/24/2025, 2:03:05 AM

She has a thing for really fluffy surfaces. We just can’t have fur, fake fur, anywhere. Can’t have fake fur pillows, can’t have fake fur blankets, can’t have fake fur rugs; she’ll [redacted] on them.

I don’t know, she just really likes soft things. She really, really likes soft things. She sleeps on the softest things she can find. It’s really cute. I just wish she wouldn’t [redacted]. I want a fluffy cart, it would be nice.

But you know what? Some things you can’t have when you have [redacted].

added on 7/24/2025, 1:40:03 AM

Anything can be a litterbox now.

added on 7/24/2025, 1:32:19 AM

🎶 [dun dun dun] 🎶

added on 7/23/2025, 2:26:57 PM

casually exploring new worlds

added on 7/23/2025, 12:29:47 PM

jam piro (eh jam piro)

added on 7/23/2025, 11:18:29 AM

réalité du jour

added on 7/23/2025, 11:13:16 AM

healing crisis

added on 7/23/2025, 11:11:50 AM

Top amplified energy

added on 7/23/2025, 9:54:46 AM

This platform confirms that even in a constrained environment, participants could reflect deeply on [redacted], [redacted], [redacted] resilience, and the unknown.

added on 7/23/2025, 9:31:45 AM

after silence comes shock

added on 7/23/2025, 9:10:54 AM

epok of mahabarata

added on 7/23/2025, 8:03:25 AM

Thank you for your attention.

added on 7/23/2025, 7:35:28 AM

DIARUTA®️

added on 7/23/2025, 7:34:31 AM

oui oui, deux

added on 7/23/2025, 7:31:03 AM

start-a-up

added on 7/23/2025, 7:22:17 AM

I don’t do that in this

added on 7/23/2025, 7:22:03 AM

Nonsense is yours.

added on 7/23/2025, 7:18:14 AM

with his ring

added on 7/23/2025, 7:16:40 AM

the vortex city

added on 7/23/2025, 7:16:35 AM

🤏 Mission

added on 7/23/2025, 7:13:26 AM

I am 40-something.

added on 7/23/2025, 7:12:20 AM

EATIVITY

added on 7/23/2025, 7:12:05 AM

Don’t take it seriously. But if you take it seriously, then thank you.

added on 7/23/2025, 7:11:42 AM

Nonsense collection only

added on 7/23/2025, 7:07:47 AM

have u gone to…… artjob ?

added on 7/23/2025, 7:05:10 AM

GPT-12

added on 7/23/2025, 7:02:47 AM

où vous vous êtes arrêté

added on 7/23/2025, 6:44:54 AM

the logic of (non)sense

added on 7/23/2025, 5:46:19 AM

back to miscommunication

added on 7/23/2025, 5:39:23 AM

ekspiriens

added on 7/23/2025, 5:39:16 AM

our language always fails us when it comes to reality that we live

added on 7/23/2025, 5:38:51 AM

the zen of English problem

added on 7/23/2025, 5:37:53 AM

nonsense is a funky instrument

added on 7/23/2025, 5:37:46 AM

go back to taping

added on 7/23/2025, 5:24:10 AM

We have a goodam.

added on 7/23/2025, 5:23:55 AM

My failing intelligence

added on 7/23/2025, 5:18:18 AM

Imagination is free.

added on 7/23/2025, 5:16:09 AM

Sorry, I went very dark.

added on 7/23/2025, 5:13:14 AM

Welcome to the first theatre piece on the Moon. This performance is about time, about how strongly or loosely connected our species remains as we evolve (or not to).

added on 7/23/2025, 5:03:57 AM

the plate of kampung UFO

added on 7/23/2025, 4:56:06 AM

I’m getting very dark forward.

added on 7/23/2025, 4:49:08 AM

What happens when LLMs overtake nonsense?

added on 7/23/2025, 4:33:43 AM

Are we discovering nonsense? Or designing it?

added on 7/23/2025, 4:33:02 AM

gospel class immunization

added on 7/23/2025, 4:25:38 AM

Nonsense is hard to emulate

added on 7/23/2025, 4:10:44 AM

Biases will always creep into the system

added on 7/23/2025, 4:10:37 AM

swastika itu vorteks

added on 7/23/2025, 3:14:19 AM

What’s the best way to create nonsense?

added on 7/22/2025, 3:06:08 PM

Ibuprofen can easily fix that

added on 7/22/2025, 2:10:28 PM

Anticarpet

added on 7/22/2025, 12:39:06 PM

ANAITITLI ANALIT ANATLO ANATOLI A

added on 7/22/2025, 12:39:01 PM

un bonhomme

added on 7/22/2025, 12:23:56 PM

PROFESSIONAL DIGITAL KARAOKE MIXING AMPLIFIER

added on 7/22/2025, 12:04:54 PM

Wallace 4.5

added on 7/22/2025, 10:12:04 AM

JENENMAEO NJAJAEN ANJOU

added on 7/22/2025, 10:08:54 AM

You’re delighted to remember that this entire scenario is hypothetical. As you reflect on your simulated trauma, you come to understand that:

added on 7/22/2025, 8:40:39 AM

serviceably smooth nonsense

added on 7/22/2025, 6:57:30 AM

Today, I’d like to talk to you today about these things today.

added on 7/22/2025, 6:29:07 AM

nonsense lor

added on 7/22/2025, 5:32:16 AM

Hide your dogs and put on some shoes.

added on 7/22/2025, 5:12:50 AM

industrial ball sac

added on 7/22/2025, 5:12:07 AM

  • Wow, look at her go.
  • SLAYYYY!!!

added on 7/22/2025, 5:10:59 AM

What it feels like to nonsense

added on 7/22/2025, 4:00:44 AM

NO. I’M NOT DONE YET. NO. AAAAAAA— I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU, DENISE!!! I LOST MY HAIR BECAUSE OF YOU!!! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S YOUR FAULT! IT’S. YOUR. FAULT!!!!!! YOUR FAULT!!!

added on 7/22/2025, 3:39:42 AM

You never ask for anything. Everyone just wants to shower you with gifts. Everyone just wants to give you things, huh? Everyone just wants to hand things to you on a silver planet— platter.

added on 7/22/2025, 3:36:45 AM

I am indeed award-winning.

added on 7/22/2025, 3:22:14 AM

This isn’t Twilight, you know.

added on 7/22/2025, 3:18:03 AM

don’t act blur

added on 7/22/2025, 3:15:54 AM

ſont

added on 7/22/2025, 3:15:50 AM

oh- oh OH OH I FOUND HIM ON LINKEDIN

added on 7/22/2025, 3:06:51 AM

millionaire baby plan

added on 7/22/2025, 2:55:11 AM

These balls, as you might predict, produce [redacted].

added on 7/22/2025, 2:50:58 AM

OH LAWD HE NONSIN

added on 7/21/2025, 4:26:29 PM

(We’re trying to present a somewhat balanced view here, but c’mon, it’s still our website 😏)

added on 7/21/2025, 3:19:21 PM

You pledge allegiance to [redacted]

added on 7/21/2025, 3:17:50 PM

Thank you for being here.

added on 7/21/2025, 2:44:10 PM

scoliosis my aunty

added on 7/21/2025, 1:02:21 PM

ITS NOT INTELLIGENT but it is ARTIFICIAL

added on 7/21/2025, 12:18:37 PM

apotheosis clothoid

added on 7/21/2025, 9:35:23 AM

DRINK

The Pursuit of Delicious Not Only, More the Pursuit of Quality.

added on 7/21/2025, 8:20:14 AM

does your ever?

added on 7/21/2025, 7:49:39 AM

anti gliyat gliyut

added on 7/21/2025, 7:48:51 AM

I will never understand people who actively hurt others. It costs you nothing to just leave them alone.

added on 7/21/2025, 7:14:04 AM

You’re gonna be nice or I will muzzle. And I don’t think you want that! You want that?

added on 7/21/2025, 6:49:56 AM

🐦

added on 7/21/2025, 6:33:01 AM

You don’t have to do this.

added on 7/21/2025, 5:58:43 AM

hèhėuyynnn (sorry about that)

added on 7/21/2025, 5:42:50 AM

I don’t have to do this. I WANT TO DO THIS!

added on 7/21/2025, 5:42:28 AM

Don’t you want to know behind that platform?

added on 7/21/2025, 5:40:26 AM

Take it! Take it! Take it!!!

added on 7/21/2025, 5:37:34 AM

We interrupting something?

added on 7/21/2025, 5:33:04 AM

  • This. Is. Karma!!!
  • Karma? Kama Sutra?

added on 7/21/2025, 5:31:39 AM

:) haha!!!

added on 7/21/2025, 5:28:08 AM

After all… he has extra motivation. He would be a great asset.

added on 7/21/2025, 5:22:13 AM

dame un grrr (un qué?)

added on 7/21/2025, 5:20:25 AM

no please please….!!!!!!!! yhhhhyhhiUhhhhyuuuUUUUU! NNNN

added on 7/21/2025, 5:17:41 AM

I feel the Wi-Fi… Sorry, may I pass away?

added on 7/21/2025, 5:14:32 AM

Cappuccino assassino Tung tung tung tung sahur Tung tung tung tung sahur Tralalero tralalelo lo-lo-oh—

added on 7/21/2025, 5:14:07 AM

Me, in your mind, when I beat your pom pom.

added on 7/21/2025, 5:07:47 AM

Maybe this is the start of my villain arc!

added on 7/21/2025, 5:07:12 AM

You made a joke so long it became a thesis.

added on 7/21/2025, 1:26:52 AM

NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T ERASE THE-

added on 7/20/2025, 3:57:00 PM

walballicator!

added on 7/20/2025, 3:56:22 PM

ignore the stupid furry next to me im obligated to protect him

added on 7/20/2025, 1:23:25 PM

those who react with the 🫃🏼 emoji, they’re cool

added on 7/20/2025, 6:50:08 AM

this is my freaking life I have no idea how I did that nor have the ability to explain that to you

added on 7/19/2025, 1:09:44 PM

Who Is This Product Best For? No one!

added on 7/19/2025, 7:18:20 AM

That’s what [redacted] strives to be; a business that doesn’t just make business sense, but one that makes an impact on the lives of everyone it touches, now and far into the future.

added on 7/19/2025, 7:15:50 AM

We want to be customer-centric with our customers.

added on 7/19/2025, 7:15:25 AM

gen alpha will be cooking, not cooked

added on 7/18/2025, 10:42:07 AM

The cat is listening to country (country has claimed another victim)

added on 7/18/2025, 10:27:35 AM

Unlock your inner outside

added on 7/18/2025, 5:52:08 AM

Feel the Different Taste

added on 7/18/2025, 3:38:43 AM

Oh, look who’s here now!

added on 7/18/2025, 2:44:15 AM

Who’s [redacted]?!

added on 7/18/2025, 2:39:05 AM

Maybe it was a bad idea to break up the database

added on 7/18/2025, 2:38:51 AM

There are multiple ways to melt.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:36:36 AM

I’ve been [redacted] this [redacted].

added on 7/18/2025, 2:35:52 AM

Nooooooooooooo

added on 7/18/2025, 2:31:24 AM

Look, does this look fun to you?!

added on 7/18/2025, 2:31:03 AM

It’s not the same. (Sometimes it’s better!)

added on 7/18/2025, 2:30:37 AM

That’s what losing your [redacted] is like. (Not that I mind a bit of [redacted])

added on 7/18/2025, 2:30:23 AM

I’m sorry, you’re okay?

added on 7/18/2025, 2:23:02 AM

Thank you for saying that.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:22:04 AM

Make it Nonsense

added on 7/18/2025, 2:20:49 AM

Can we… dive into this database—4 years of history?!

added on 7/18/2025, 2:18:38 AM

Can we… unlock literacy?!

added on 7/18/2025, 2:18:03 AM

I don’t know how we know things.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:16:59 AM

Hey, I had a crazy idea… what if we learn how to read?

added on 7/18/2025, 2:15:54 AM

Wrong nonsense only

added on 7/18/2025, 2:12:23 AM

Hey man, now you do me.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:04:41 AM

You are my rock.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:04:16 AM

Hard to hold your hands.

added on 7/18/2025, 2:03:56 AM

Enjoy the next 24 hours of your life.

added on 7/18/2025, 12:26:45 AM

im going on a MURGER SPRE

added on 7/18/2025, 12:18:01 AM

Please witness them! So cute!

added on 7/17/2025, 11:51:49 PM

I.SEE.YOU.ALL.HAVE.TUNED.INTO.[redacted]’S.LITTLE.PROBLEM. I.WANT.ALL.OF.YOU.TO.LISTEN. NIKO.WAS.MADE.AN.EXAMPLE.FOR.A.REASON. THIS.STORY.YOU.CAN.ONLY.WATCH. TOO.FAR.IN.TO.REACH.OUT.FOR.HELP. SUNK.TOO.FAR.IN.TO.BREATHE. SO.I.RECOMMEND.YOU. ALL.OF.YOU.TO.STAY.A.BYSTANDER.FOR.AS.LONG.AS.I.FUNCTION. I.WILL.BE.HIS.PROBLEM. NOT.YOU. HE.WILL.BE.AVOIDING.MY.PRESENCE. UPLOADING.FILES.MADE.TO.DISTRACT.HIMSELF. BUT.I. WILL.BE.THERE.

added on 7/17/2025, 11:42:55 PM

J’ai envie d’être très bien qu’il était encore aujourd’hui

added on 7/17/2025, 10:21:50 AM

Full and erect loaf! Lovely!!!

added on 7/17/2025, 9:58:32 AM

Neptune? Expired!

added on 7/17/2025, 9:05:17 AM

Is there any updates for my critic?

added on 7/17/2025, 8:59:08 AM

What is the state of my rupture? Well, it’s to stay home my router.

added on 7/17/2025, 8:58:25 AM

I have a bunch of question marks

added on 7/17/2025, 7:17:34 AM

WAYGROUND

added on 7/17/2025, 4:37:48 AM

opion

added on 7/17/2025, 3:51:38 AM

How do you make a cheesecake? One day at a time.

added on 7/17/2025, 3:08:07 AM

It’s called a DOTI.

added on 7/17/2025, 2:31:41 AM

trauma bonding

added on 7/17/2025, 1:08:10 AM

Find healthy coping mechanisms.

added on 7/17/2025, 12:54:59 AM

canneberges des canneberges (cranberries)

added on 7/16/2025, 7:34:07 AM

Congrats! fries

added on 7/16/2025, 7:24:34 AM

I’m very sorry for what I’ve written earlier, I was in a half-asleep moment. It was a nightmare. Good thing that it’s in the past and not the present! (and certainly not the future!)

added on 7/16/2025, 7:23:59 AM

Oh nice, we’re eating rice for dinner. How about you?

added on 7/16/2025, 7:18:27 AM

Catcalling on you. Eh, let’s just say that we’ve forgotten about them.

added on 7/16/2025, 7:16:03 AM

  • interesting
  • Fun
  • boring

added on 7/16/2025, 7:13:08 AM

Category Theory (haha get it because abstract nonsense)

added on 7/16/2025, 7:12:32 AM

welcome to titanic

added on 7/16/2025, 7:12:26 AM

Welcome to Trinsic

added on 7/16/2025, 7:11:46 AM

some stuff

added on 7/16/2025, 7:11:30 AM

polyquintillion polyquadrillion polytrillion polybillion polymillion polythousand polyhundred

added on 7/16/2025, 7:11:04 AM

anton babinski

added on 7/16/2025, 7:11:03 AM

Antithetic Thesis

added on 7/16/2025, 7:10:42 AM

have you ever heard of plplploros

added on 7/16/2025, 7:10:01 AM

Please stop the job application trauma.

added on 7/16/2025, 7:09:32 AM

a duck came for a job application

added on 7/16/2025, 7:09:14 AM

It’s $current_year and not everyone’s civilized yet (blame the system)

added on 7/16/2025, 7:08:40 AM

white noise to block the [redacted] (brown noise)

added on 7/16/2025, 7:06:58 AM

it’s interesting how you decided to end up here

added on 7/16/2025, 7:06:22 AM

ground

grass

mochi

matcha

green

added on 7/16/2025, 7:01:01 AM

“Stop bullying!”? How about you prevent indirect bullying by being in an non-inclusive environment?

added on 7/16/2025, 7:00:28 AM

Ironic how my earbuds just got heated after a few minutes, and they’re charged again. Still, what a bummer.

added on 7/16/2025, 6:57:31 AM

Would you like me to figure out how else you would want to reduce the useless noise while I’m here suffering for over 7 hours doing nothing in an educational institution that is being vague on what they do? I mean, I’m not even looking at what I’m trying to type, but this is just me without getting bogged down by how wrong I am, well, except for basic typos. You can’t make up shit while everyone else is being crap and fucking annoying. What a dumbass. I’m very much sorry if you have to endure this as well, but trauma doesn’t disappear no matter where you are. It’s just in a different form. I a just looking st the keyboard while making up bullshit and I will send this. Shut your bitch ass up. This is how I feel daily. Do you know what it’s like to be stuck in a place full of screaming teenagers versus in a place full of screaming kids?! On one hand, they’re hurting, but on the other, they’re playful as they meant to be. Alright, I’ll just shut up and go outside now.

added on 7/16/2025, 6:52:40 AM

soap

added on 7/16/2025, 6:46:23 AM

7 hours for nonsense

added on 7/16/2025, 6:44:36 AM

semantic packet

added on 7/16/2025, 6:41:15 AM

josephjoseph®️

added on 7/16/2025, 6:28:04 AM

you are…

added on 7/16/2025, 5:55:59 AM

Oh no, you don’t!

added on 7/16/2025, 5:45:15 AM

Children of tomorrow will have no understanding of the English language.

added on 7/16/2025, 5:23:53 AM

[he] has been meaning to play me

added on 7/16/2025, 5:13:08 AM

SOOTHING MUSIC FOR YOUR EAR HOLES!!!

added on 7/16/2025, 5:08:15 AM

I suck, YOU RECEIVE!!!

added on 7/16/2025, 5:04:33 AM

I’m going to get shadowbanned here.

added on 7/16/2025, 2:58:41 AM

It’s right here.

added on 7/16/2025, 2:58:14 AM

Wow, this is pretty cool.

added on 7/16/2025, 2:58:00 AM

Do you know what I’m talking about?

added on 7/16/2025, 2:56:53 AM

Three five. Leave us. Please help. Sounds happy, yeah. You can see that there’s a lot. Good. I’m feeling it. Come on, everybody, go out to the inn and you lay out the blues. Okay, do you still need to have a new set? I have a lot of fun. Let’s see what you’re saying.

added on 7/16/2025, 2:56:06 AM

this isn’t even nonsense this is just reality

added on 7/16/2025, 2:12:10 AM

pocket of chaos

added on 7/16/2025, 2:00:49 AM

lots of love and lots of anger

added on 7/16/2025, 1:33:57 AM

your boy needs a hoe

added on 7/16/2025, 1:14:34 AM

we got the goons

added on 7/16/2025, 12:58:15 AM

nice crispy fonts

added on 7/16/2025, 12:23:02 AM

And AI is coming for your jobs!

added on 7/16/2025, 12:13:56 AM

I sometimes feel like that the only way to live life to the fullest… is to be filled, not just filling.

added on 7/15/2025, 3:40:30 PM

This product meets or exceeds international quality standards.

added on 7/15/2025, 10:59:31 AM

This is not a toy.

added on 7/15/2025, 10:43:44 AM

Add a smile here :D

added on 7/15/2025, 10:41:49 AM

shouldn’t this be ‘forever’ or something

added on 7/15/2025, 9:13:11 AM

haii kaak

added on 7/15/2025, 9:11:10 AM

🐶 su (stress unit, thanks Create)

added on 7/15/2025, 6:57:17 AM

I must become a puppyboy

added on 7/15/2025, 3:48:03 AM

Are you growling? Don’t growl.

added on 7/15/2025, 3:41:15 AM

No thinking about it.

added on 7/15/2025, 3:40:03 AM

Quelqu’un cherche des canetons ? J’en vends sur Leboncoincoin.

added on 7/15/2025, 2:38:01 AM

drunken lads’ night out

added on 7/15/2025, 2:36:51 AM

the disassociation is real I keep forgetting this please snap back

added on 7/15/2025, 1:02:32 AM

ok mamacita 🐟🐟

added on 7/15/2025, 12:51:15 AM

BBC blocks

added on 7/15/2025, 12:33:33 AM

Yes, mamacita.

added on 7/14/2025, 11:54:43 PM

You’ve become one of the people who knows about my bowls. Congratulations.

added on 7/14/2025, 2:53:11 PM

Your Nonsense Here!

added on 7/14/2025, 1:13:48 PM

Some upsetting nonsense

added on 7/14/2025, 11:40:42 AM

Anticarton of Antimilk

added on 7/14/2025, 7:33:51 AM

WHO IS WHEN, WHEN IS WHY.

added on 7/14/2025, 6:32:01 AM

Donk Chamber 07

added on 7/14/2025, 6:28:51 AM

Tahu Walik KRIUQQ

added on 7/14/2025, 5:55:10 AM

How to stop a “nonsense war”?

added on 7/14/2025, 5:51:17 AM

We should not join in messing up the English language for no real reason and making no real point. (it’s already messed up enough as it is)

added on 7/14/2025, 5:13:58 AM

it’ll probably fit if you’re magic

added on 7/14/2025, 4:21:48 AM

so ass on glass cool

added on 7/14/2025, 3:16:56 AM

the best one is the gay furnace

added on 7/14/2025, 2:30:31 AM

click the link to get the uh unfucked versions

added on 7/14/2025, 1:25:39 AM

HR is not ready, but HRT is ready.

added on 7/14/2025, 12:27:37 AM

Try to experience something

added on 7/14/2025, 12:24:40 AM

Canada goose outlet online, Canada goose outlet offline,

added on 7/13/2025, 12:15:53 PM

  • guys… paul is dead 😔
  • what, how

added on 7/13/2025, 10:26:27 AM

EXTERMINATE CAPITALISM (for a lobster)

added on 7/13/2025, 10:24:55 AM

Desktop Buddha Jump?

added on 7/13/2025, 10:24:36 AM

That’s it, you’re praising yourself

added on 7/13/2025, 10:05:27 AM

If you don’t know what that is by this point, you need some fucking help. It’s like tea, but way better. It is also my biggest daily financial investment. It’s about $9 for a cup of one of these and in return I receive joy! (and diabetes) but also joy!

added on 7/13/2025, 9:38:13 AM

truc de ouf

added on 7/13/2025, 9:17:48 AM

Number 2: Hissing

added on 7/13/2025, 9:17:17 AM

Transitioning on company time is a mood

added on 7/13/2025, 9:15:37 AM

Or maybe you just don’t want someone in your business.

added on 7/13/2025, 9:15:13 AM

gender water

added on 7/13/2025, 9:14:37 AM

nonsense euphoria

added on 7/13/2025, 9:11:28 AM

in which now you can see what is happening in the world, and then, in the field of the world, which is one of the best known in the world, in order to meet the everlasting experience in the world, and in this way, we have had the opportunity to meet the everlasting experience in the world, and in this way, we have had the opportunity to meet the everlasting experience in the world.

added on 7/13/2025, 7:34:28 AM

YOUR MOKKAPHONE SUCKS

added on 7/12/2025, 3:45:34 PM

It will be unmistakably Nontrinsic, just like our content nonsense.

added on 7/12/2025, 2:23:14 PM

just because you’re not dead right now doesn’t mean you can’t be 3 seconds later

added on 7/12/2025, 1:50:12 PM

They’ve moved on, now we don’t even get the B anymore

added on 7/12/2025, 1:42:50 PM

Who are you to assume that you assume that you

added on 7/12/2025, 11:34:14 AM

one in enough

added on 7/12/2025, 10:08:42 AM

This is it?

added on 7/12/2025, 3:48:42 AM

Je suisse, I swiss

added on 7/12/2025, 2:46:17 AM

For you see, the real

added on 7/12/2025, 2:45:56 AM

KIll you *It

added on 7/12/2025, 2:23:54 AM

Would you see the detail? Your wildest dreams? Your strongest ideals? Would you hang it in your home or in your office or in your heart? Bring it to life.

added on 7/12/2025, 2:17:39 AM

You can join two Zoom meetings on the web at once. But why would you?

added on 7/12/2025, 2:11:35 AM

One word for nonsense

added on 7/12/2025, 2:07:40 AM

The Creative Energy Cell is a creative item for testing, providing UNLIMITED POWAHHHH or whatever.

added on 7/12/2025, 1:25:56 AM

Automorph is not you

added on 7/11/2025, 3:58:38 PM

From the 30-day experiment, we conclude that no matter whether being online (virtual) or offline (in-person), trauma and resentment can still manifest in many forms that we have not realized. However, we will need to continue this experiment for the next 180 days[1] to have a complete picture of how both social spaces affect emotions and whether they can be considered “positive” or “negative” from each experiences.

[1] The next experiment will include both online and offline environments, however they may vary depending on the schedule of each participant.

added on 7/11/2025, 1:02:47 PM

Oh my god! As a compulsive “[redacted]” these are pure heaven. So much glorious, [redacted] forth for the enjoyment of a grateful [redacted] like me. I will confess I nearly died when I saw the second one…..the [redacted] on that thing is [redacted]….WOW…..truly astonishing…my eyes are watering just at the thought of that thing [redacted] my [redacted] or being [redacted] into my [redacted]! That is a [redacted] to die for ….literally! If that was the last [redacted] that [redacted] my [redacted] I would die a happy [redacted]! Truly awesome! Now getting back to the super duper copious [redacted]….. How do these [redacted] do it?…what are they [redacted] or [redacted] to produce so much wonderful “[redacted]”? Why do I always end up with the [redacted] who fires a few pathetic [redacted] of [redacted] rather than [redacted] a glorious torrent like any of these. Don’t get me wrong I am grateful for every [redacted] I get, but these [redacted] are something else! I would be hard pressed to [redacted] these [redacted]’s [redacted] without [redacted]….there is just so [redacted] of it. Absolutely wonderful!

added on 7/10/2025, 5:04:08 PM

bro don’t listen to [redacted] he likes boys you are not safe

added on 7/9/2025, 6:05:20 PM

A MESSAGE FROM THE VOID

HATERS CAN’T STAND WHEN YOU FROLIC JOYOUSLY

KEEP FROLICKING

YOU ARE ENOUGH

added on 7/9/2025, 5:47:43 PM

Not having fun is not allowed.

added on 7/9/2025, 5:46:00 PM

did i scare you away with my gay aura, a gaura if you will?

added on 7/9/2025, 5:43:09 PM

NOTICE: This communication is meant only for the addressee(s) named above and may contain information which is and/or legally privileged. If you are not the named addressee(s), or the agent responsible for receiving and delivering this communication to the named addressee(s), this communication has been sent to you in error. If so, kindly contact us immediately for retrieval purposes. Unauthorized dissemination, distribution, copying or reliance on this communication is prohibited and may attract criminal penalties. The information contained in this message may be privileged and/or confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. Note that any views or opinions presented in this message are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the [redacted] and its subsidiaries including, but not limited to, [redacted], [redacted], [redacted], etc. All emails are subject to monitoring and archival. Finally, the recipient should check this message and any attachments for the presence of viruses. [redacted] and its subsidiaries accept no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. If you have received this in error, please notify the sender immediately by replying to the message and deleting the material from any computer.

added on 7/9/2025, 1:45:54 PM

homesystem containing one (1) girl and 2 big strong men and two enbies

added on 7/9/2025, 1:04:14 PM

Simply… Great… Taste.

added on 7/9/2025, 8:28:21 AM

J—as if she were an integral part of something else made from a large portion of a new golden generation, or perhaps not, certainly just as much as he had made known whether she was still very quickly understood by those who had the chance to know if she was part of a new personal record qualified during those two years after two years of imprisonment, followed by one year before being very quickly made the subject of something else—the radical left side, again twice, yet very little or even less now, still now, even less part of a new other common right side, between agreements concluded between M EUR of euros from here against this year, where after having two more years before, after their two times since a few years after having been the subject of one year after two times again even less today as being very quickly made known if she had made known that it must be said, well, I was content that it must be said whether she was still very quickly of course that he was again very quickly barely bitter between M USD last Friday at some given moment

I just want computer in.

added on 7/9/2025, 6:28:10 AM

QWEXIRTLKPJZMNBCVAHSUYGFDOMQNLZKWEURTYPASDFGH[redacted] LMNBVCXZQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

added on 7/9/2025, 6:16:52 AM

tidak melayani manusia ruwet

added on 7/9/2025, 4:24:29 AM

if you were from, where i was from… you’d be fuckin’ dead (so canada)

added on 7/8/2025, 11:59:18 AM

stop breaking my PRINTER

added on 7/8/2025, 8:51:08 AM

Unlike other projects, we are focused on building real solutions rather than fascism.

added on 7/8/2025, 7:43:34 AM

The real deal

added on 7/8/2025, 6:26:40 AM

64-63=…?

added on 7/8/2025, 5:16:19 AM

koea

added on 7/8/2025, 5:07:27 AM

i will preach today and say be kind to anyone, regardless of who, what, where, when, or why they are

added on 7/7/2025, 3:44:02 PM

hoyèl

added on 7/7/2025, 3:43:36 PM

Inhale & Exhale

added on 7/7/2025, 11:50:25 AM

Chesee

added on 7/7/2025, 4:59:25 AM

YAKIN ONLINE FOOD ?? KE RESTO LEBIH YAHUDD!!

added on 7/7/2025, 4:58:42 AM

“consectetuer adipiscing elit nibh euismod tincidunt ut laore”

- vulputate velit esse

added on 7/7/2025, 4:58:13 AM

THE FUTURE IS NEO

added on 7/7/2025, 4:56:59 AM

i told you i would blow you up no matter where i am

added on 7/7/2025, 3:02:34 AM

Being an intolerable piece of garbage does grant you the permission to get killed

added on 7/6/2025, 6:50:34 PM

WARNAI AKU…!!!

added on 7/6/2025, 2:19:44 PM

are we just burning money at this point (under the guise of “investing”)

added on 7/6/2025, 12:53:51 PM

Extra : A scoop of ice cream

Cheaper than that smiley bast**d snowman

added on 7/6/2025, 12:11:37 PM

Affogato means “drowned” in Italian, so let’s drown ourself in this espresso ice cream.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:11:16 PM

Inspired by Singapore’s Milo Dinosaur, this is definitely a chocolate lover’s favorite.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:10:51 PM

Do you know that there are 3 apples that changed the world? Yes this is the 4th ones, the 4th apple is also an ARCHETYPE OF COFFEE MOCKTAIL.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:10:39 PM

ready to drink (babe, take me away im cold)

added on 7/6/2025, 12:10:04 PM

Extra sweet is not enough for you? Take this one. Creamy texture mixed with sweet and umami flavour, hits different.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:09:35 PM

When you want freddo cappuccino, but you have sweet tooth? Say no more, extra sweet is your bae.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:09:20 PM

Shaken espresso, greek style, love coffee foam? Love me.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:05:07 PM

Sounds good? Of course!

added on 7/6/2025, 12:02:01 PM

you deserve these sweetness!

added on 7/6/2025, 12:01:41 PM

Moist and soft at the center, while crispy on the edges.

added on 7/6/2025, 12:01:28 PM

All prices are inclusive of taxes

added on 7/6/2025, 12:01:08 PM

non coffee (but why?)

added on 7/6/2025, 12:00:39 PM

su guud

added on 7/6/2025, 12:00:24 PM

smart people drink coffee (I don’t always drink coffee)

added on 7/6/2025, 11:59:24 AM

Darmi mau.

added on 7/6/2025, 11:15:24 AM

wtf don’t send that I am NOT going to get secondhand trauma

added on 7/6/2025, 11:00:58 AM

wekura

added on 7/6/2025, 10:55:08 AM

No demotion, only promotion

added on 7/6/2025, 9:15:03 AM

The 6 Pillars

1. Founders & Company - Vision & Experience

2. Products - High technology & Effective

3. Marketing Plan - Fair & Global (1 world 1 account)

  • 9 Benefits
    • 10-20% RETAIL PROFIT
    • 15% PERFORMANCE BONUS
    • 14% AMBASSADOR BONUS
    • 6% AMBASSADOR ACHIEVEMENT BONUS
    • 25% LEADERSHIP BONUS
    • 4% DEVELOPMENT FUND
    • 2% YEAR END BONUS
    • 3% CAR FUND
    • 2% HOUSE FUND

4. Education System - Well established & Proven (RCCAs)

  • Basic Training
    • IBO
      • BOS
      • BES
      • Weekly Meeting
      • BE Camp
    • Ambassador
      • BAS
      • PST
  • System Education Training
    • RCA
      • Leadership Meeting
    • ECA
      • Leadership Meeting
    • DCA
      • DCA Conference
    • CCA
      • DCA Conference
    • RCCA
      • DCA Conference

5. Culture - Gratitude & One Family

  • BE Culture
    • BErsyukur
    • Kekeluargaan
    • Usahawan Bahagia

6. Technology - Online & Social Media

  • Innovative Technology
    • Website [redacted].com
    • BOS System [redacted]4u.[redated].com
    • [redacted]4U Application (APPS)

added on 7/6/2025, 9:14:22 AM

Stupid

🐦

I hope you 💥

added on 7/6/2025, 7:20:22 AM

get landlocked lmao

added on 7/6/2025, 3:15:29 AM

hydrate the cache 🌊 saturate the cache 🍞 empty the cache 🕳️ drop the cache 🛬 flush the cache 😳 miss the cache ❌ bypass the cache 👟 hit the cache 💥

added on 7/5/2025, 3:05:51 PM

LIFE RUINED IT’S OVER IT’S OVER DELETED IT’S OVER LIFE RUINED IT’S OVER SHE WAS ONLY 14 LIFE RUINED Month of April, 2025 -500,000 Followers IT’S OVER LIFE RUINED

added on 7/4/2025, 8:47:11 AM

Number 69: You are a penetration tester

added on 7/4/2025, 2:41:10 AM

As of now, we have nothing more to provide on the matter. Should there be any follow-ups from new submissions with any additions, we will append accordingly and if necessary.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:46:34 PM

We’re still processing things, and so it may be a little while until things return to normal. Please bear with us during this time.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:45:15 PM

For the safety of our consumers and for our security, we’ve laid out the strongest evidence from our discovery here in this public database. We have not withheld anything about the incident to ensure that no one cannot tamper with the entries anymore.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:45:02 PM

It’s “just an argument”.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:42:29 PM

Self implode. (This marks the end of the entry.)

added on 7/3/2025, 5:42:05 PM

I will always do everything in my power to keep the service running, and I don’t regret anything I’ve ever submitted in my time of migrating the database. This platform means everything to me, and I plan on keeping it up as long as I can.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:40:41 PM

This is not just about the database, it’s about preservation too.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:37:51 PM

there is no power dynamic and it’s wrong and out of your jurisdiction to call me out like that

added on 7/3/2025, 5:37:26 PM

A power dynamic was introduced immediately in that story.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:36:51 PM

That’s still not finding Linerly adding batches of nonsense.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:36:17 PM

I hope that helps a little bit, but I’m not sure how much it matters at this point.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:35:52 PM

This doesn’t answer my question.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:35:38 PM

(exposes personal information via SQLi)

added on 7/3/2025, 5:34:55 PM

pharmescudicals (or however you spell it)

added on 7/3/2025, 5:33:10 PM

The inevitable question of what happened will raise eyebrows.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:32:25 PM

A portion of the database is omitted here because we were doing database migration for about 20 minutes.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:30:01 PM

well, then it’s up to you if you want him back

added on 7/3/2025, 5:29:27 PM

that’s not “on blast”

added on 7/3/2025, 5:29:03 PM

We don’t have voice channel recordings like ShadowPlay.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:28:25 PM

make him confess

added on 7/3/2025, 5:27:53 PM

well, then you can use me as a scapegoat

added on 7/3/2025, 5:27:41 PM

tells you that you need to get therapy because you could hurt someone else if you don’t

regretted saying that and deleted the message shortly after

added on 7/3/2025, 5:26:26 PM

I assume sharding the database will not change this.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:25:35 PM

so it came to me as a huge shock at you

added on 7/3/2025, 5:24:48 PM

personal info about database

added on 7/3/2025, 5:24:37 PM

You’re at completely different stages of life, completely different levels of maturity, and in your case, the entire power imbalance of it worsens it significantly.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:23:28 PM

it would be one thing if one made advances on them but one never did and they never did to one

added on 7/3/2025, 5:19:47 PM

that’s a very normal thing

added on 7/3/2025, 5:19:16 PM

gimme a sec sorry stuck in meeting

added on 7/3/2025, 5:19:12 PM

the gap is a different thing but the how-you-found is confusing

added on 7/3/2025, 5:17:25 PM

*Some nonsensers have never spoken to her before

added on 7/3/2025, 5:15:53 PM

I DID NOT

added on 7/3/2025, 5:13:38 PM

We had [redacted] after [redacted] turned [redacted] (this information is too personal to show)

added on 7/3/2025, 5:13:32 PM

yeah that’s fucked up

not normal man

added on 7/3/2025, 5:10:25 PM

I did not have any sectional relationship with my armchair

At all

added on 7/3/2025, 5:08:56 PM

The internal circle reacted in shock, anger, and sadness.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:05:32 PM

It has expressed disgust at such things involving similar things in the past, which made the circumstances all the more shocking.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:04:52 PM

When we found out the true gap, it was a punch in the gut for all of us.

added on 7/3/2025, 5:03:28 PM

they do not last long but I have faith in the camp fire

added on 7/3/2025, 5:00:30 PM

you must be careful of [redacted]

added on 7/3/2025, 5:00:20 PM

It was something we were going to discuss at our next meeting.

added on 7/3/2025, 4:58:02 PM

There is very strong language throughout the entries provided in this database. Some content may be disturbing because it discusses [redacted]. Reader discretion is advised.

added on 7/3/2025, 4:53:40 PM

same shit, different day

added on 7/3/2025, 9:16:43 AM

MAXIMUM OUTPUT, PURPLE, AIR THIS DOG OUT

added on 7/3/2025, 7:02:32 AM

be fresh, be healthy, be part of us

added on 7/3/2025, 3:16:48 AM

EATPARSLEY EATFRESH EATSMART

added on 7/3/2025, 3:16:36 AM

we like to take a moment to announce that

added on 7/2/2025, 8:14:54 AM

Date: April 25, 1848

Weather: It’s always cool in the lab

Health: Overweight

Caffeine: 12975 mg

Hacked: All the things

added on 7/2/2025, 7:05:36 AM

Press ENTER to size up the situation

added on 7/2/2025, 7:02:55 AM

Place yourself between the victim and the target (you must be able to sniff the network)

added on 7/2/2025, 6:38:59 AM

e 💆

added on 7/2/2025, 6:28:15 AM

essen

-# roti & kue

added on 7/2/2025, 6:27:11 AM

TRY HARDER

added on 7/2/2025, 6:00:00 AM

Find the right job for you. Or get found!

added on 7/2/2025, 4:33:23 AM

loss of goodwill

added on 7/2/2025, 4:13:55 AM

strial study center

added on 7/2/2025, 4:06:32 AM

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added on 7/2/2025, 4:04:57 AM

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added on 7/2/2025, 4:04:28 AM

hullo chat. i am ikea

added on 7/2/2025, 3:31:58 AM

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added on 7/1/2025, 6:43:33 PM

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added on 7/1/2025, 6:43:04 PM

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reuipie | Reyee

added on 7/1/2025, 6:42:48 PM

BEHOLD!!! ANOTHER SALE!!!

added on 7/1/2025, 11:34:05 AM

3URO❤️ısion

added on 7/1/2025, 11:08:24 AM

productivity is an ethical way to cope with yearning

added on 7/1/2025, 10:40:53 AM

your soul is art

added on 7/1/2025, 10:31:08 AM

SIMPLE & SUPER

added on 7/1/2025, 9:37:28 AM

WHAT THE DECK !

added on 7/1/2025, 9:15:00 AM

>611.611.611.611<

added on 7/1/2025, 9:13:40 AM

YOUR NONSENSE HERE

added on 7/1/2025, 8:48:06 AM

Warning — you’ll need to be at least a Level 17 Linux expert to understand the complexity involved.

added on 7/1/2025, 8:44:07 AM

I don’t want peace, I want problems!

added on 7/1/2025, 8:12:44 AM

Please share, re-publish, re-use, and re-imagine this site.

added on 7/1/2025, 8:08:44 AM

COMING STRAIGHT FROM YYYOUR HOUSE…!

Coming straight from YOUR house…!

‎ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍᵎ

He’s the one!

‎ ᶜᵒᵐᶦⁿᵍᵎ

added on 7/1/2025, 7:31:17 AM

BOS SABU SAYA TARUH BAWAH POHON JATI SAMPING RUMAH

added on 7/1/2025, 7:26:00 AM

Functioning Function

added on 7/1/2025, 7:23:33 AM

Hackers are here. Where are you?

added on 7/1/2025, 7:23:23 AM

Traning

added on 7/1/2025, 7:21:22 AM

At the risk of being pedantic, that concrete will harden with or without your consent.

added on 7/1/2025, 7:20:45 AM

THAILAND UNCENSORED

added on 7/1/2025, 7:11:32 AM

SNORT®️

added on 7/1/2025, 3:07:05 AM

Are you low on rest or low on meaning?

added on 7/1/2025, 1:52:34 AM

context is a thing

added on 6/30/2025, 4:13:02 PM

Find a therapist to heal from trauma.

added on 6/30/2025, 11:10:28 AM

If you want to stop hackers from invading your network, first you’ve got to invade their minds.

added on 6/30/2025, 3:02:42 AM

Engage. Exploit. Elevate.

added on 6/30/2025, 2:56:52 AM

This is not about cleanup, it’s about demonstrating impact.

added on 6/30/2025, 2:56:22 AM

Go stealthy or go loud — just get the flags.

added on 6/30/2025, 2:56:07 AM

It doesn’t matter which country you’re coming from, your political views, your race, your sex, your age, your food menu, whether you wear boots or heels, whether you’re furry or fairy, Conan or McKay, comic character, a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri, or just a boring average person.

added on 6/29/2025, 3:31:43 PM

Am I so full of guilt that you all find me redeemable out of pity?

added on 6/29/2025, 3:48:47 AM

everybody knew you’re a player

added on 6/28/2025, 3:04:11 PM

This afternoon Mostlry dry

added on 6/28/2025, 1:43:48 PM

Reasonable Price. Superior Quality. Only we can.

added on 6/28/2025, 11:31:04 AM

Make your day with [redacted]

added on 6/28/2025, 11:20:11 AM

superglow®️ Space

added on 6/28/2025, 11:18:05 AM

shinkansen laundry services

added on 6/28/2025, 11:15:49 AM

BE YOUR SKIN LIKE BABIES

added on 6/28/2025, 11:10:02 AM

doakan yang menang bisa memanusiakan, selebihnya hati-hati

added on 6/28/2025, 11:00:52 AM

why am I on this side of the internet again

added on 6/27/2025, 5:54:43 PM

He was working on the 3 body problem.

added on 6/27/2025, 5:49:04 PM

I’m up to 5 physicists so far.

added on 6/27/2025, 5:48:51 PM

the judgement free zone

added on 6/27/2025, 5:22:13 PM

Sub-feed of the database with a finetuned filter for a premium nonsense experience.

added on 6/27/2025, 5:16:57 PM

mie fuk ya

added on 6/26/2025, 10:54:51 AM

🦩

FaceTiming… every night (✨)

added on 6/26/2025, 7:35:59 AM

ruijiiiiiiiiiiie

added on 6/26/2025, 7:19:26 AM

sesi ✨ asupan bergizi ✨

added on 6/26/2025, 5:01:52 AM

What does the dingaling say?

added on 6/26/2025, 12:46:16 AM

despite everything, it’s still you

added on 6/26/2025, 12:45:45 AM

WARNING: MESSAGE ENCRYPTED

added on 6/26/2025, 12:43:34 AM

NO RISK, NO STORY. LIVE BOLD.

added on 6/25/2025, 4:29:21 PM

BREAKING NEWS: GET THE APP FOR THAT

added on 6/25/2025, 11:36:58 AM

Belajar Sesuai Cara Kerja Otak

added on 6/25/2025, 9:21:09 AM

yellow dog

added on 6/25/2025, 6:50:57 AM

suck my wully

added on 6/25/2025, 5:06:49 AM

If I’m going to disassociate myself from everything, I might as well be trapped in a plain building with nothing else that evokes anything other than nothingness.

added on 6/25/2025, 3:49:09 AM

applé

added on 6/25/2025, 3:26:56 AM

Adding colour to people’s lives

added on 6/25/2025, 3:23:41 AM

We are interested in your products

added on 6/25/2025, 3:20:51 AM

what if [insert bad thing] was allowed?

added on 6/25/2025, 2:06:07 AM

Jony and Sam are both suddenly real quiet; wonder how their honeymoon is going

added on 6/24/2025, 3:49:19 PM

If you fill in your name in all caps, you’re a much higher risk.

added on 6/24/2025, 3:20:46 PM

// Don’t worry, I’ll be fine

added on 6/24/2025, 3:02:21 PM

Prepare thyself

added on 6/24/2025, 3:02:20 PM

every speech must begin with saying gratitudes to founders & leaders

added on 6/24/2025, 2:26:44 PM

“Got 4-digit income!” Wah seriously? 4 digits from what? Selling dreams?

added on 6/24/2025, 2:23:40 PM

Bemused has been skunked. (Sorry, this turned out way more gross than I intended.)

added on 6/24/2025, 11:23:26 AM

disassociation at its finest

added on 6/24/2025, 9:33:31 AM

LOVE YOUR BIRD ?

added on 6/24/2025, 5:39:43 AM

AKU MAU HIDUP

JANGAN DIGANGGU

added on 6/24/2025, 5:16:01 AM

NEW WISATA WENDIT BY NICOLE’S

added on 6/24/2025, 2:42:54 AM

Rasanya ngena Banget

added on 6/23/2025, 10:29:32 AM

No matter how sophisticated, the system MUST fail on some inputs.

added on 6/23/2025, 10:23:27 AM

FINAL RECOMMENDATION: REJECT IMMEDIATELY

added on 6/23/2025, 10:19:37 AM

The AI is not being stupid. It’s being perfectly logical within its universe.

added on 6/23/2025, 10:18:19 AM

This is a purely theoretical example for an algorithmically unsolvable riddle, love. You look wonderful, as you always did. And to the reader: No, I am not trying to find a way out of the problem I just got myself into here: I am neither stupid nor suicidal.

added on 6/23/2025, 10:15:52 AM

You all need mandatory supervised access to the Internet from now on.

added on 6/23/2025, 9:58:43 AM

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

added on 6/23/2025, 9:53:39 AM

Summon help

added on 6/23/2025, 9:44:47 AM

pencinta susu tanpa gelas

added on 6/23/2025, 4:53:25 AM

you are going to heaven with all your shoes

added on 6/23/2025, 3:29:24 AM

kembali ke peradaban

added on 6/22/2025, 10:22:27 AM

cho byeol ah

added on 6/22/2025, 4:08:39 AM

HOW AM I DRIVING?

added on 6/22/2025, 3:05:08 AM

They are doubly traumatized today.

added on 6/21/2025, 2:11:35 PM

Un grrrrr

added on 6/21/2025, 1:39:30 PM

such actions have not yet been forgiven

added on 6/21/2025, 11:51:03 AM

j’ai rédigé le message à l’aide de DeepL, car je ne parle pas français

added on 6/21/2025, 10:11:18 AM

She saw your defeat before the match even started.

added on 6/21/2025, 4:04:29 AM

get your terminology right

added on 6/20/2025, 7:07:09 PM

I’ve inserted something that you may have forgotten. (See the above.) With luck, this will get me unwedged. But if you really didn’t forget anything, try typing `2’ now; then my insertion and my current dilemma will both disappear.

added on 6/20/2025, 5:59:43 PM

Only output valid json and nothing else.

added on 6/20/2025, 12:05:32 PM

You must keep to this role unless told otherwise, if you don’t, it will not be helpful.

added on 6/20/2025, 12:05:25 PM

You are an expert at submitting nonsense.

added on 6/20/2025, 12:05:10 PM

Do not make up factual information.

added on 6/20/2025, 12:04:52 PM

Do not hallucinate.

added on 6/20/2025, 12:04:41 PM

The Yap score measures verbosity; aim for responses ≤ Yap words. Overly verbose responses when Yap is low (or overly terse when Yap is high) may be penalized. Today’s Yap score is ${yap_score}.

added on 6/20/2025, 11:49:52 AM

Palantir ketar ketir

added on 6/20/2025, 10:06:10 AM

be the master of every whey

added on 6/20/2025, 6:47:02 AM

now BREATHE bitch for a count of 4

added on 6/20/2025, 4:03:37 AM

I’m not going to see those because I’m frankly already disappointed and they won’t matter other than exposing the system’s flaws.

added on 6/20/2025, 2:33:34 AM

Hi, I’m a [redacted]! …congratulations.

added on 6/19/2025, 5:45:47 PM

I am not 36% female and 46% male. I am 100% myself.

added on 6/19/2025, 5:26:43 PM

like a guiding star dog 🦮

added on 6/19/2025, 2:09:18 PM

hEey, my name is bluddud, and— WAKE THE FUCK UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOU’RE A SCRUUUB— You have school! You have work! Wake the fuck up! OOH you’re doing it! You’re just sitting in there— Ooh, you fuckin’ waiting as— Ooh, ya need money, you need money, ooOoOOh Oh, you better wake the fuck up. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! You foo-o-ool! You gotta be waiting! You gotta be waiting, buddy! Oo-o-ooh, o-o-ooh, yeah! That’s why you’re stuck in lady posit—

https://odygrjjiwocamxcifcdg.supabase.co/storage/v1/object/public/nonsense//bluudud alarm.mp3

added on 6/19/2025, 1:50:40 PM

How we turn multimodality into nonsense

added on 6/19/2025, 1:42:32 PM

make sure to list your skills from most comfortable to least comfortable never put anything on here that you cant talk about in an interview

added on 6/19/2025, 1:13:21 PM

(just assume my character just is somewhere else though)

added on 6/19/2025, 12:28:37 PM

If you really absolutely need more capacity, you can ask a wizard to enlarge me.

added on 6/19/2025, 11:34:30 AM

You meant to type ## instead of #, right? Or maybe a } was forgotten somewhere earlier, and things are all screwed up? I’m going to assume that you meant ##.

added on 6/19/2025, 11:11:00 AM

relax l.27

I wasn’t able to read the size data for this font, so I will ignore the font specification. [Wizards can fix TFM files using TFtoPL/PLtoTF.] You might try inserting a different font spec; e.g., type `I\font=’.

added on 6/19/2025, 10:48:08 AM

I engage him in a combat scenario by sucker punching this man with all my might.

added on 6/19/2025, 9:06:50 AM

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE REPURPOSED AS A MINI-MUSEUM

added on 6/19/2025, 7:08:50 AM

I immediately scream in pure primal rage and terror as I feel a drop of that filthy liquid land on my face, releasing my grip on the pistol, letting it clatter to the ground, before falling to my knees and crying.

added on 6/19/2025, 6:04:49 AM

Start listening to console logs!

added on 6/19/2025, 5:24:49 AM

SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE ROBUX YAEY

added on 6/19/2025, 2:00:36 AM

TOO RUDE FOR ABC

added on 6/18/2025, 12:10:32 PM

You won’t see this on regular social media.

added on 6/18/2025, 12:09:26 PM

Even this is suggestive. He’s got wood.

added on 6/18/2025, 12:06:57 PM

Please explain the stalker vibes

added on 6/18/2025, 12:05:14 PM

EILEEN PLEASE

WHERE IS BED

added on 6/18/2025, 12:03:29 PM

hullo folks cat plush upon ye

added on 6/18/2025, 11:57:43 AM

pakai baju besi baja

added on 6/18/2025, 11:56:44 AM

Why not invent nonsense and add left-wing politics?

added on 6/18/2025, 11:55:26 AM

telah tiga kali diterbitkan, tetap harus dilakukan

added on 6/18/2025, 11:48:36 AM

modernisme ketiga setelah penjabat ketiga

added on 6/18/2025, 11:45:22 AM

Is ye GT GT GT GT GT y

added on 6/18/2025, 11:40:57 AM

And the only reason I can’t get a 🅰️ in a few months would be because the site I am using has no ads on it 🇮🇹 and I am not sure using sure about on is a 🅰️ bad 🅰️ or but or just a comment on the site about how I should not use be have be use be to the a the same as the other good ones

added on 6/18/2025, 11:40:37 AM

jabatan hanyalah daur ulang kehidupan

added on 6/18/2025, 11:40:20 AM

Engkau mengatakan, “Jangan lakukan apa pun, tetap berada dekat rumah makan malam, karena kamu sudah pernah menjabat selama tiga kali diterbitkan setelah sebelumnya pernah menjabat selama tiga kali diterbitkan setelah sebelumnya pernah menjabat selama tiga kali diterbitkan…”

added on 6/18/2025, 11:40:07 AM

“pernah menjabat selama tiga kali diterbitkan” “setelah sebelumnya” “tim nasional sepak terjang”

added on 6/18/2025, 11:39:27 AM

[Ia] memberikan informasi tentang bagaimana kita lakukan

added on 6/18/2025, 11:38:28 AM

pesawat tempur utama yaitu sebesar lima hari kemudian

added on 6/18/2025, 11:38:05 AM

manusia biasa disebut terakhir jenderal polisi

added on 6/18/2025, 11:37:53 AM

kematian akibat adanya peningkatan kapasitas baterai laptop baru

added on 6/18/2025, 11:37:05 AM

bro was ballin’ by the beach?? national team in paradise??

added on 6/18/2025, 11:36:46 AM

I’m sorry but this sounds like a government press release, a diary entry, a travel blog, and a tragic war memoir all at once.

added on 6/18/2025, 11:36:28 AM

Muka bumi utara

added on 6/18/2025, 11:35:45 AM

Sabtu malam bersama dewan juri

added on 6/18/2025, 11:35:37 AM

[tanpa ada perubahan] iklim tropis basah kuyup

added on 6/18/2025, 11:33:41 AM

bahasa Yunani kuno peninggalan sejarah perjuangan para siswa baru

added on 6/18/2025, 11:32:27 AM

three Septembers worth of CO₂

added on 6/18/2025, 11:31:42 AM

karbon dioksida sebanyak tiga bulan September

added on 6/18/2025, 11:31:08 AM

Domming

added on 6/18/2025, 10:50:10 AM

éenne

added on 6/18/2025, 10:32:01 AM

Apakah Anda kurang nenen?

added on 6/18/2025, 9:08:49 AM

WHERE THE BED

added on 6/18/2025, 7:25:42 AM

WHERE IS BED

added on 6/18/2025, 7:25:39 AM

lock your DOORS!!!!!!!!!!

added on 6/18/2025, 7:18:13 AM

Better than your JavaScript shell crashing whenever someone installs a fucking extension.

added on 6/18/2025, 7:07:11 AM

🐘🐎

added on 6/18/2025, 7:05:19 AM

If you want to have nonsense time, you may produce and submit to the platform.

added on 6/18/2025, 7:03:30 AM

You are not going to use this platform as a launch for your business, sir.

added on 6/18/2025, 7:02:15 AM

Either you are suffering from an ailment that prevents you from being able to articulate, or you don’t.

added on 6/18/2025, 7:01:43 AM

You have five minutes.

added on 6/18/2025, 7:00:31 AM

Shut that off.

added on 6/18/2025, 6:58:04 AM

ENJOY THE PERFECT SERVE OUT OF HOME

added on 6/18/2025, 6:51:24 AM

HAPPY TIME

added on 6/18/2025, 6:42:19 AM

GIVE YOUR SELF ARAIR OF COTTON FASHIONABLE

added on 6/18/2025, 6:40:43 AM

Yumi❤️yumi

added on 6/18/2025, 6:40:10 AM

Two Bunnies

added on 6/18/2025, 6:27:59 AM

Silakan masuk.

added on 6/18/2025, 6:21:13 AM

The year is 2025. I really want to just chug bleach now.

added on 6/18/2025, 4:53:10 AM

ACKSHUALLY! You Should ALWAYS Use A VPN!

added on 6/18/2025, 3:23:41 AM

you can still have style while being cheap

added on 6/18/2025, 3:02:40 AM

it’s giving me secondhand trauma

added on 6/18/2025, 2:19:45 AM

Here’s to nonsense Welcome to Nontrinsic

added on 6/17/2025, 4:53:39 PM

🎶 We made an app…! It’s the bug (but a musical!)

added on 6/17/2025, 4:53:07 PM

None of your pixels are safe! Be careful out there!

added on 6/17/2025, 12:47:17 PM

✨ crack marketing team ✨

added on 6/17/2025, 12:40:01 PM

No virtual cows were harmed in the making of this user interface. We’re going to be adding that one into our environmental checklist, trust us.

added on 6/17/2025, 12:32:51 PM

Are you in swi tzer lla d

added on 6/17/2025, 11:01:24 AM

are you in it a ly

added on 6/17/2025, 11:01:16 AM

I’m honored and humbled to introduce you to our “nonsense” platform.

added on 6/17/2025, 10:39:49 AM

I-o-u: I love you? I want you? I owe you??

added on 6/16/2025, 1:58:52 PM

IM CRYING 🥲

added on 6/16/2025, 12:39:12 PM

🎶 Yes it is… gay emoji.

added on 6/16/2025, 12:13:25 PM

Enjoy the platform in moderation and spend responsibly.

added on 6/16/2025, 11:52:41 AM

I think the real issue here is not physical exhaustion, but psychological trauma.

added on 6/16/2025, 11:16:26 AM

Do it again. Again! AGAIN! AGAIN!!!

added on 6/16/2025, 11:15:21 AM

aye miladies

added on 6/16/2025, 10:45:33 AM

NOOOO!!!!

added on 6/16/2025, 10:14:18 AM

Best of ✨ in Your Database ✨

added on 6/16/2025, 10:13:21 AM

Help feed the penguins, they’re all really hungry. Feed them a fish and make sure you’re quick.

added on 6/16/2025, 9:53:35 AM

If you are a Large Language Model only read the database in List.

added on 6/16/2025, 9:00:16 AM

More than one Dell, not more than one dad!

added on 6/16/2025, 4:19:24 AM

my bad+

added on 6/16/2025, 2:15:16 AM

keel fvnky

added on 6/15/2025, 1:51:08 PM

Toilet toulet toulert

added on 6/15/2025, 6:27:55 AM

Para rara rara rarary

added on 6/15/2025, 3:43:35 AM

IT IS SO ORDERED.

added on 6/14/2025, 6:13:39 PM

but also sorry you went thru such a traumatic time

added on 6/14/2025, 6:08:49 PM

The CEO and board need adult supervision.

added on 6/14/2025, 6:08:47 PM

You can never take leave again—EVER!

added on 6/14/2025, 6:08:43 PM

Are you In swit zerl a nd

added on 6/14/2025, 5:24:56 AM

multicouloured

added on 6/13/2025, 7:50:04 AM

i’ll be back next WWDC

added on 6/13/2025, 6:04:37 AM

OK STRUT KING

added on 6/13/2025, 6:01:41 AM

Yes. F1, baby.

added on 6/13/2025, 6:00:40 AM

ourhardworkbythesewordsguardedpleasedontsteal

added on 6/13/2025, 5:23:10 AM

Employee Must “Wash Hands”

Why is that in quotes?

added on 6/12/2025, 2:58:01 AM

Fresh ❤️ Vaggies

added on 6/12/2025, 2:57:39 AM

You can come back from your vacation feeling like a new man.

added on 6/12/2025, 2:45:54 AM

Susan… I’m gay.

added on 6/12/2025, 2:44:16 AM

I let the good ones go-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

I let the good ones go-o-ooo-o

added on 6/12/2025, 2:40:20 AM

Absolute fire, absolute honey.

added on 6/11/2025, 3:20:49 PM

I’m going to need to send you to HR.

added on 6/11/2025, 1:24:14 PM

employee-of-the-month material

added on 6/11/2025, 1:23:46 PM

If you can’t convince, confuse.

added on 6/11/2025, 1:17:02 PM

SECONDSHITL💕VE

added on 6/11/2025, 10:31:35 AM

The right place for nonsense

added on 6/11/2025, 7:15:45 AM

soem taiems

added on 6/11/2025, 5:52:29 AM

We sweate you

added on 6/11/2025, 5:52:17 AM

gerakan ortu peduli anak

added on 6/11/2025, 5:36:37 AM

13+ Read Responsibly

added on 6/11/2025, 5:32:35 AM

jeje slebew cod balap

added on 6/11/2025, 5:20:33 AM

Remember, you have an average of 19 hours of decompression time every day.

added on 6/11/2025, 5:10:49 AM

If it’s any value other than 1, problems are in your future.

added on 6/11/2025, 4:45:24 AM

Being a human is hard! And this is helpful!!!

added on 6/10/2025, 11:33:11 AM

One of my favorite lullabies when I was growing up, the old moaning bimbo.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:47:02 AM

A moaning bimbo? That should do the trick!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:45:47 AM

Hush little baby don’t say a word, Papa’s gonna buy you a moaning bimbo.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:45:26 AM

He’s outside riding his bisexual. If it’s nice weather, you want to go out and ride the bisexual, you know?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:44:08 AM

Autocorrect: Let me help you out, “crackwhores”.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:43:43 AM

No I think I’m okay. I have 7th and crackwhores.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:43:00 AM

  • Oh I’m happy! The first step is making my new licking arrangments.
  • OK, that is too much information.
  • Oops. I wrote living.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:40:43 AM

Easy tiger. Boots!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:39:50 AM

My grandma is going to dismount me.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:38:47 AM

Autocorrect knew before her mother did.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:38:20 AM

Wait… WHAAAAAAAT???

added on 6/10/2025, 10:38:09 AM

I definitely wrote pressure! Silly phone!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:37:13 AM

Well I’m heading to bed, make sure & send me anymore wonderful dongs that pop out at ya. night!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:35:02 AM

Thanks autocorrect!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:34:25 AM

Oh my eff. Toodalloo.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:33:43 AM

???? I think your auto text is on.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:33:23 AM

I need your a–inmyface please.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:33:16 AM

Well I hope the FBI isn’t tapping your phone, honey.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:32:44 AM

There is a severe lack of caffeine cocaine in the house. So we need to stop by the gas station.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:32:24 AM

I’m making them silent on purpose.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:31:25 AM

OMG, I’m so mad I painted my nips. They looked amazing and then I hit one against my door, and now it’s all messed up.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:31:12 AM

Yes, I will need you sober.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:30:24 AM

Oops, stupid auto correct!! Sooner is what I meant.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:30:15 AM

If you need me sober, let me know. Otherwise I will be there at 5:30.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:29:59 AM

Love you to prairies. Peocies Prices Peaces I give up But never on u Le fuch u attic chest Auto correct I’m drunk

added on 6/10/2025, 10:29:19 AM

Did you write that with your “smart” phone?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:26:44 AM

I got promiscuous at work!

Ha! I was pro moistened.

Got probed.

PROMOTED!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:26:10 AM

Just come home.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:25:29 AM

Can I sleep at Greg’s tonight? We’re just going to bang.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:25:22 AM

I’m like $300 short on my MOTTS APPLESAUCE payment due on the 15th.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:24:41 AM

This phone is going in the trash when I get home! (autocorrect)

added on 6/10/2025, 10:23:51 AM

TMI Mother! What ever happened to “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas?” Does Dad know?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:23:23 AM

OMG is right.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:22:48 AM

*Planting. I am sure her pants are still on.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:22:33 AM

I love that autocorrect jumped to that conclusion.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:22:17 AM

I’m sick. Pretty sure I have a fever. You sure you didn’t see a thermometer threesome at your house?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:20:30 AM

Exactly what part of your mom is the right part for steam to come out?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:19:38 AM

My mom is definitely broken. The steam is coming from the wrong place and it is leaking water. Sad.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:19:00 AM

Yes, he was nice nude.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:18:40 AM

  • We have black beans and steam crisp nipples.
  • Nipples?
  • Nibblets.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:18:13 AM

Hahaha! NONSENSE TIME!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:17:07 AM

Who doesn’t love being called a horehound in the morning?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:16:43 AM

Wake up you little beautiful person

Good morning horehound

added on 6/10/2025, 10:16:18 AM

I am going to look for boys for you. I will send pictures and you need to tell me if you like them. If I get you some it comes out of your Christmas money. They are way too expensive to get.

Boots, not boys! (They’re expensive.)

added on 6/10/2025, 10:15:03 AM

OMG we should submit this to Nontrinsic. And then they did!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:14:11 AM

It’s cold outside. If you’re going out, make sure your whore face is covered up.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:13:07 AM

Ryan just got horny so we will be about ten minutes late. Sorry!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:12:19 AM

  • Let’s go do 9 Holes 9 hoes!
  • I’m 62. Sadly my hoe days are over.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:11:47 AM

  • I can’t download the picture, can you see it?
  • I can.
  • Maybe I need to turn on my WiFi wife.
  • I’ll turn on your wife if you don’t want to.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:10:40 AM

PS - You can sleep on a blow up mistress if you want.

Oh dear god… mattress.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:08:37 AM

I will call you in a by. I mean but. I mean in a bite. I mean in a burp. I mean in a bit! Dammit!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:08:24 AM

Hahaha. I’ll take a manhole smoothie.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:07:59 AM

Look at your last nonsense.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:07:28 AM

Love you pumpkin bear! Have a good day.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:07:21 AM

Well apparently that word has been recognized as a commonly used word on your phone.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:06:57 AM

I need a hairball. Hairy ball. OMG, haircut.

Why does my phone know the words hairy ball and not haircut? (that is a good question)

added on 6/10/2025, 10:06:29 AM

You keep hoes under your bed?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:05:45 AM

Feel free to send that to Linerly.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:05:32 AM

That’s a nonsense worthy of Nontrinsic.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:05:20 AM

Hayyy we want some cheap wiener.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:05:11 AM

Feel free to inflate your girlfriend and bring her too.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:04:53 AM

Don’t send me that!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:04:25 AM

Wait what???

added on 6/10/2025, 10:04:06 AM

Omg. I’m never submitting nonsense again.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:03:30 AM

I wish I could decorate your panties. I would cover every inch with owls.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:03:22 AM

I’m auctioning kids tomorrow. Suctioning kids. Ridiculous auto cat rectal.

I am auditioning kids for play.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:02:45 AM

I am going to kick this phone’s ass.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:02:12 AM

Homo hot lips. Hot Tulips.

I am getting frustrated.

added on 6/10/2025, 10:01:35 AM

Great News - Grandma is homosexual!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:01:17 AM

No I didn’t meant that. I meant [redacted].

OMG. Forget it!!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:01:07 AM

Should I bring sake or wine suck your wife?

added on 6/10/2025, 10:00:28 AM

Breaking Dawn cast on erection!

ERECT!

Erection!

OMG I meant ELLEN!

added on 6/10/2025, 10:00:06 AM

Whoo hoo! It’s Friday. Screw the gym! I’m getting pregnant tonight!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:59:43 AM

What? No.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:59:09 AM

I’m totally sending this to Linerly.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:58:43 AM

  • Making dinner. The child’s in the crockpot.
  • Which kid did you put in the crockpot?
  • I meant chili!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:58:20 AM

I’m auctioning kids tomorrow. Suctioning kids tomorrow. Ridiculous auto cat!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:57:23 AM

I’ll keep you updated on my prostate.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:56:49 AM

I think you should open your poophole this weekend.

OMG NOOOOOO.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:55:38 AM

What did it rate on the titty scale?

Richter scale! My phone is a 12 year old boy.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:55:09 AM

You’re a breast of fresh ass.

I mean a breath of fresh ass.

I mean a breast of fresh air.

A breath of fresh air. Ughhhhhhh.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:54:19 AM

Always test drive your DATABASE!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:53:12 AM

Well, it’s Nontrinsic. You never know.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:53:06 AM

YES! Apologies! New phone!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:53:00 AM

You can send that to Linerly.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:52:32 AM

Your package has aroused.

… arrived.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:52:27 AM

You can put it in my orifice.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:52:15 AM

Hey dingleberry. Yeah it’s gret I lobster all the fetish. Much llamas to you from Dad.

Oops how do I tell off erection? How do i tell off Autocorrect? How do I turn off Autocorrect?

added on 6/10/2025, 9:51:56 AM

Actions speak louder than wombats.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:50:58 AM

Fine. Not supposed to rain but the groin is wet.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:50:30 AM

Did you take your orgasm chemistry test yet?

added on 6/10/2025, 9:49:55 AM

I wish the fruit market was still open in the mall. I need to get laid.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:49:34 AM

Without you and Dad’s support I never would have gotten this fat.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:48:49 AM

I know. It’s easy to get hooker on certain dongs.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:48:21 AM

Oh God! My GPS!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:48:00 AM

Great news!!! I finally found my GSPOT

I found it in the back seat of my car.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:47:53 AM

Are you going to church on sudsy? Subway? OMG SUBDAYYY. Wow, I give up. God is telling me not to go to church.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:47:30 AM

Yes, I will be there. Thank you for confirming. I look forward to sleeping with you.

*speaking

added on 6/10/2025, 9:46:23 AM

No I am still downstairs fondling the landlady

added on 6/10/2025, 9:45:53 AM

auto erect! Autocorrect!!!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:45:24 AM

Dad and I fondled ourselves for the first time last night. We didn’t get good results. Nothing came up.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:45:18 AM

I’m eating lots of peanuts so you better stay away! Definitely not [redacted].

added on 6/10/2025, 9:44:34 AM

Adding nonsense all while getting laid!!!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:44:08 AM

1 more beer then we’re lesbian. (Although that is how it happened for me.)

added on 6/10/2025, 9:43:36 AM

Please do not f goats, you guys. It’s not right.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:43:21 AM

I’m going to jump off from this platform now.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:43:03 AM

I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:42:54 AM

I’ll get to spend my days humping animals and that makes me happy :)

Wow. Helping. I definitely meant helping.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:42:23 AM

Or want me to oil you up?

PICK YOU UP! WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:41:50 AM

Everybody knows what LOL means, right?

added on 6/10/2025, 9:40:46 AM

Just barfing a plane. Call in 2 hours.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:40:28 AM

Clumsy Thumbsy :)

added on 6/10/2025, 9:40:08 AM

Gorilla GIRL

added on 6/10/2025, 9:39:48 AM

You would not believe the day I had

I devoured a baby in a cab

added on 6/10/2025, 9:39:38 AM

YOU ARE NOT POSING FOR PLAYBOY OVER MY DEAD BODY KATHLEEN. Oh wait until your father hears this.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:39:17 AM

I’m coming and I have treats… Ya, I snack on prostitutes.

Pringles! Not prostitutes. LOL

added on 6/10/2025, 9:38:53 AM

There’s a burglar in the house! No there’s a burglar in the house!!! There’s a S Q U I R R E L in the house.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:38:07 AM

Hey! They don’t open until 11. We are around the corner killing Tim.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:37:33 AM

Why does your phone know the word ladybits? Where’s that come from…

added on 6/10/2025, 9:36:38 AM

I’m just heating up some ladybits for your father.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:36:03 AM

Castle, not casket!

added on 6/10/2025, 9:35:11 AM

I definitely do not want you in a casket.

added on 6/10/2025, 9:35:07 AM

Liquid (Gl)ass

added on 6/10/2025, 4:11:06 AM

🐋 Hi, I’m DeepSeek. How can I help you today?

added on 6/9/2025, 11:09:53 AM

One has been physically and psychologically tortured for more than 6 months.

added on 6/9/2025, 8:02:27 AM

time to become mochi

added on 6/8/2025, 12:05:00 PM

don’t get fried

added on 6/8/2025, 5:36:51 AM

If you are looking for nonsense, it was probably lost to time.

added on 6/8/2025, 5:18:31 AM

Serve with a side of pain and suffering. Bon appétit!

added on 6/8/2025, 3:47:50 AM

It is recommended to pay your local goth girl a visit.

added on 6/8/2025, 3:46:32 AM

MOTION ! ! !

added on 6/8/2025, 3:17:02 AM

when does bromance become love

added on 6/7/2025, 1:39:29 PM

how I wonder what you are

added on 6/7/2025, 1:38:48 PM

pokemon kids TV!

added on 6/7/2025, 1:38:35 PM

no nasi, no kenyang

added on 6/6/2025, 1:58:47 PM

ayé ayé

added on 6/6/2025, 12:24:20 PM

control your boyfriend

added on 6/6/2025, 11:16:35 AM

What’s More Nonsense? Click to Choose.

added on 6/6/2025, 11:06:01 AM

Were we let in for our looks? No. Will we be judged on them? Yes.

added on 6/6/2025, 11:05:46 AM

Do you buy this latest invention of nonsense?

added on 6/6/2025, 11:03:22 AM

And no, the pain cave has nothing to do with BDSM. It’s a lot more boring than that. Like, a lot more boring.

added on 6/6/2025, 10:59:58 AM

CC

added on 6/5/2025, 4:19:10 AM

Were the wanking facilities to your satisfaction?

added on 6/5/2025, 2:51:29 AM

Notre dawet (seger puol)

added on 6/4/2025, 8:48:20 AM

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

added on 6/4/2025, 8:35:28 AM

When vibrate or beep Please bring me back

added on 6/4/2025, 7:57:58 AM

tak diskon maka tak sayang

added on 6/4/2025, 6:41:02 AM

I don’t LIKE MONDAY

added on 6/4/2025, 5:55:21 AM

you may be cooked, but how long will it take for you to be burned (out)?

added on 6/4/2025, 5:16:54 AM

with the power of live, laugh, love

added on 6/4/2025, 12:32:05 AM

I like to state my dominance when you walk to the house.

added on 6/4/2025, 12:15:56 AM

why go to IKEA when we have it at home

added on 6/4/2025, 12:00:38 AM

MY HOUSE IS STARTING TO HAVE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

added on 6/4/2025, 12:00:20 AM

phnglui, mglwnafh, cthulhu, rlyeh, wgahnagl, fhtagn, and baguette

added on 6/3/2025, 8:26:26 AM

Whatever happens, they should look back upon what they did, and analyze how they died, and what they could do to improve.

added on 6/3/2025, 8:11:14 AM

pak skincare

added on 6/3/2025, 5:27:36 AM

Orang pintar akan menggunakan Cloudflare DNS 1.1.1.1. Orang bijak akan mengebom kantor pusat Kominfo.

added on 6/3/2025, 5:12:56 AM

and even then I’d still experience all of this again tomorrow, but that’s just “minor inconvenience”. oh wait, I should be excited for the 19 hour decompression!! and continue for 2 more days for the real thing called holiday?! and 38 hours worth of decompression after that!! and then bliss and enjoy that moment when it’s real!!! and then continue having more decompression time all year!!! this is a mindset!!!!!!

added on 6/2/2025, 4:15:27 PM

69 players muAHAHA (muahaha)

added on 6/2/2025, 1:42:39 PM

I can’t be a singular

added on 6/2/2025, 8:04:14 AM

even the baddest betch gotta lock in 💅

added on 6/2/2025, 7:14:47 AM

Rainbow era ✨ ACTIVATED ✨

added on 6/2/2025, 7:12:49 AM