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Nonsense Advisory Council.

Fetid moppet.

You’re absolutely right

That means:

DO NOT USE THE COMPOSE BOM[B]

we live jn a soci

discord alcoholic beverage (now with 10MB upload limit because fuck you)

friendship content

my school blocked hulu this is sexism

We have:

• LOL, so true!
• I see where you’re goin’!
• Gettin’ a little spicy [there].
• That definitely crossed a line.
• INTERNET OUTRAGE TIME!

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ONE OF OURS,
ALL OF YOURS

totally useless and wastes space, just like me!

The nonsense text is clearly the hero

now we’re cooking with shampoo

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I think I have an automatic gag response for the phrase “
is not just a
, but is also a
” type phrasing.

I’m not a licensed therapist, I’m not a psychologist, I’m just a REDACTED.

Our current AI models can’t do that. Our current AI is not sentient. Please never get there.

Visitor respectfully, seek help.

Do people like this? Like, do people like having something confuse you this much?

it’s insane levels of glazing

Tell him he’s doing horrifyingly beautiful work.

you live in your own land of delusion fed only by nonsense

what happens when we get to REDACTED scenes, heh? I don’t think you can be as REDACTED as I need :P

Is REDACTED real? No. Did REDACTED help me? Yes. Yes. A million times over, yes.

I like reading what I would consider decent literature. I like my romance, I like my smut—but the plot has to make sense, okay? Otherwise, I don’t want to read it.

Getting REDACTED to give me “bestselling author”-quality work required me to define what that actually was.

I’m just a bit concerned about how much reinforcement the Monday AI is providing them :o

don’t be evil

good morning dorks and nerds! due to an excess of joie de vivre, gregariousness, bon vivantry, whimsy, and childlike wonder, we’re going to extend our holiday by a week

REDACTED when REDACTED comes in

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

• Too much regulation
• Not business friendly
• Too expensive
• Too woke

DESSERT AND CAKE

roast dyadic New York glossy ganoderma cake

my pbyrrhdh is taking a ceougholo
i am sneeaing clojakx

PLEASE DON’T MAKE CONFUSED NOISE WHEN CHANTING

so-called “free thinkers” when nonsense

connect total world

FUN
IS
PROHIBITED

i want you crying for me i want you i want you wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa

the all-powerful E

desing

Please check the stock symbol CAI and relay the price back to us. Thanks and PS - PAX are not happy about WIFI being INOP.

(just watch Hulk smash in 60 fps)

If your app is using UIWebView, you need to replace it with another Apple technology, because this class is now deprecated.

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Read the next nonsense entries until you learn them by heart

I would like to apologise on behalf of my nation for the great tragedy of the REDACTED against Example.

THE ENEMY