You can’t delete me.

added on 12/14/2021, 7:07:35 AM

Didn’t you read the terms and conditions?

added on 12/14/2021, 7:07:18 AM

I’ve watched you burned cranberries once!

added on 12/14/2021, 7:06:29 AM

Why waste time on the internet when you can waste time with your family

added on 12/14/2021, 7:06:04 AM

• You’re gonna need one beer, two eggs, some ranch, and like… a lot of hot sauce.
• Hot sauce, huh?
• A LOT of hot sauce.

added on 12/14/2021, 7:01:11 AM

• Oh cripes Siri!
• I found a recipe for crepes.
• Okay. that’s it!

added on 12/14/2021, 6:59:51 AM

• Hey Siri, find me some–ope!
• Finding dope near you.

added on 12/14/2021, 6:59:02 AM

• Hey there Siri. What’s a guy gotta do to find nightcrawlers in Ashwaubenon?
• Dialing 911 you are having a stroke.
• No no no.

added on 12/14/2021, 6:58:43 AM

Don’t fry chicken with gold. Ever!

added on 12/13/2021, 5:42:48 PM

mathematical question: mom has 3 kids mom goes to shop and gets some food comes back and gives the food to kids question: how old dad is if mom go to shop for food if computer doesn’t run cyberpunk 2077 on minimal settings if computer doens’t exist

added on 12/13/2021, 5:42:46 PM

If a sweatsmile has sweat & smile, why not Butterflies have Butter ?

added on 12/13/2021, 5:39:33 PM

But if you want to hide your identity, pretend that you’re in another country, or make sure that your connection is secure as you work out the lethal doses of particular chemicals, then go to [redacted].com/honest for [redacted]–that was a lot of money left on the table. Lot of money.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:47:38 PM

And if you are being targeted by hackers like that, you have bigger problems.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:46:10 PM

But you should know: unless you are being personally targeted by well-funded hackers using exploits that the world doesn’t know about yet, it doesn’t make your passwords and financial data any more safe.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM

They’re already pretty safe.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM

[redacted] VPN is a tool that can be used for good and evil, and it's extremely unlikely to be a front for the FBI.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:44:47 PM

Do you want to hide your sexuality from your college administrators? Do you want to download huge amounts of pirated content with an extremely low, but not zero, risk of being found out? Are you planning an assassination and want to hide your tracks?

added on 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM

Then, you need [redacted] VPN, the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM

She couldn’t protect herself from viruses, but you can protect your computer by using a VPN.

added on 12/13/2021, 2:33:23 PM

If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means…

added on 12/13/2021, 1:02:48 PM

if they succeed, we all succeed

added on 12/13/2021, 11:54:50 AM

I am the fire terminator

added on 12/13/2021, 11:49:37 AM

kill fire in one second

added on 12/13/2021, 11:49:25 AM

the language of guns

added on 12/13/2021, 11:48:50 AM

I’ve seen enough fireflies, now i want a waterfly, a thunderfly & airfly.

added on 12/13/2021, 6:51:53 AM

Someone is a banner He bans people who use suggest banner One day, the banner changed The banner then ban the banner changer

added on 12/13/2021, 2:08:38 AM

you may not be surprised… …but i am a crank

added on 12/12/2021, 8:21:31 AM

An empty browser history is a dirty browsing history

added on 12/12/2021, 8:03:41 AM

Please use Gravity at any Activity, it will make you Down

added on 12/12/2021, 1:23:49 AM

If you buy a father’s day and give it as a gift for you father on father’s day, what will happen?

added on 12/11/2021, 11:58:03 PM

added on 12/11/2021, 2:29:58 PM

Redzer. he’s kinda weird and sometimes kinda rude to his brother, but really talented, smart, and such a nice guy. he got eaten by Giga when he’s trying to help a kid to get her doll inside Giga’s mouth. he did return it but Giga woke up and ate him :(

oh wait, he got recovered. great. now i have to throw my eulogies to the trash can. thanks a lot.

added on 12/11/2021, 2:25:51 PM

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added on 12/11/2021, 2:46:03 AM

Wrong channel. Please move to this channel

added on 12/11/2021, 12:37:47 AM

Introducing… Zer Cookie! A powerfull cookie that can make you stronger for the whole day just like Redzer, Nielzer, and the others! And currently R3DBOT is sharing his cookies for FREE! You only need to be nice at him atleast….

Um sir, wrong channel.

added on 12/10/2021, 11:26:41 PM

“There are too many apples on the screen!” - Steve Jobs

added on 12/10/2021, 7:12:27 PM

Remember who I am.

added on 12/10/2021, 7:10:29 PM

TALK!!!1111111

added on 12/10/2021, 7:06:49 PM

SOUND OFF.

added on 12/10/2021, 7:01:43 PM

RESPOND.

added on 12/10/2021, 7:01:27 PM

Your handwriting is your hand’s accent

added on 12/10/2021, 6:16:15 PM

D–BC###D–BCBA-D–BC###D–EFED-

added on 12/10/2021, 5:18:07 PM

Humans have blood, They Bleed when they get hurt….. Don’t imagine blood, cuz you got redzered.

added on 12/10/2021, 3:41:49 PM

Mouse.

added on 12/9/2021, 1:42:15 PM

he is doing himself? ???

added on 12/9/2021, 1:40:23 PM

Own your conversations.

added on 12/9/2021, 1:23:24 PM

That really hurt, and I’m not afraid to use the [REDACTED] on you.

added on 12/9/2021, 12:25:05 PM

This research is a bombshell.

added on 12/8/2021, 3:03:34 PM

Building without sound null safety

added on 12/8/2021, 2:41:47 PM

Seriously, butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula.

added on 12/8/2021, 2:40:52 PM