I ate a banana today. It was so bananaful that I flew like a scallop. It was like magic.

added on 12/17/2021, 1:00:04 PM

open sourcing culture

added on 12/17/2021, 7:51:26 AM

Take the juice and immediately.

added on 12/16/2021, 11:21:54 AM

Am i pregnate?? Help!?

added on 12/16/2021, 11:07:22 AM

DID YOU USE ME JUST TO GAIN FREE ZER COOKIES?

added on 12/16/2021, 9:31:02 AM

Peanut Butter Motherfucker

added on 12/16/2021, 7:25:12 AM

Live in such a way you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:24:47 AM

“As you grow older, you wil discover that you have two hands.” What is that? Life hacks from PornHub?

added on 12/16/2021, 7:22:40 AM

What kind of dream are you having?

added on 12/16/2021, 7:20:46 AM

I am happy and enchanted as if I were in a dream and enchanted with beautiful flowers in front of me

added on 12/16/2021, 7:20:25 AM

For a good life, you need good stuff

added on 12/16/2021, 7:19:51 AM

cool? cute? sexy? macho? whatever you want to be, boys have to look smart.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:19:27 AM

Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:18:46 AM

This is the extremity of luxury to bite into chunky meat. How juicy and tasty !! It’s beyond the description.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:13:34 AM

Decoration English

added on 12/16/2021, 7:04:33 AM

BOY We are happy in every respect.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:04:07 AM

   ceramic
  humidifier

   .^._.^.

 Moist with me !

I’ll do no such thing.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:03:28 AM

FUCKIN’ SALE

added on 12/16/2021, 7:01:48 AM

Moist with me.

added on 12/16/2021, 7:01:45 AM

I’m a giggle, thank you

added on 12/16/2021, 5:17:53 AM

I’m gorgeous, thank you.

added on 12/16/2021, 5:17:25 AM

Common Sense Media(R) Nonsense Media(R)

added on 12/15/2021, 3:39:21 PM

TikTok knows everything about us.

added on 12/14/2021, 4:32:56 PM

• Who owns this phone?
• I think our customers own their phones.

added on 12/14/2021, 4:31:37 PM

me is…. uuuh… idk who is me

added on 12/14/2021, 4:23:56 PM

Pen Island PEN ISLAND P****LAND

added on 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM

Pennistone P****tone

added on 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM

I english

added on 12/14/2021, 2:50:34 PM

Teheeest!!!

added on 12/14/2021, 2:08:47 PM

Foolish Foolish Foolish Fuck

added on 12/14/2021, 2:08:36 PM

Wow whatsoever

added on 12/14/2021, 2:06:51 PM

shak sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shred sh

added on 12/14/2021, 2:05:56 PM

shaky shaky shaky shit

added on 12/14/2021, 2:04:49 PM

Loudspeaker, Loudspeaker, Loud, L O U D

added on 12/14/2021, 1:57:39 PM

LoudspeAKERRRRRRRRRRRR– amp;

added on 12/14/2021, 1:56:52 PM

cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes.

added on 12/14/2021, 1:55:12 PM

E-TH

added on 12/14/2021, 1:53:36 PM

I’m gonna shut up with my stupid accent now

added on 12/14/2021, 1:53:29 PM

You now have proof that I’m a real human being

added on 12/14/2021, 1:52:26 PM

sleepy air

added on 12/14/2021, 1:50:08 PM

fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted

added on 12/14/2021, 1:46:04 PM

You’re someone else’s problem

added on 12/14/2021, 12:38:32 PM

You want your freedom? Take it

added on 12/14/2021, 12:36:32 PM

Go make some new disaster.

added on 12/14/2021, 12:29:44 PM

mine grammar its better then you’s

added on 12/14/2021, 10:22:18 AM

SHERYL–

added on 12/14/2021, 7:15:25 AM

hi at 23 and 10 mile per hour winds a heatwave if i’ve ever seen one jeans and a hoodie should do it not that hoodie for cripe’s sakes you’re going to church (picks the “GO PACKERS AND F🍕🥃K DA BEARS” hoodie) that’s better

added on 12/14/2021, 7:12:56 AM

• Siri remind me to get a bag of bagels.
• Did you mean bagel?
• Yeah, bagels.
• I’m sorry, did you say bagel–
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.

added on 12/14/2021, 7:10:46 AM

• Add kale to the grocery list.
• Yeah, no.

added on 12/14/2021, 7:08:42 AM

I live in your head forever now.

added on 12/14/2021, 7:08:06 AM