The secret to a long-lasting pen (and thus reducing landfill waste) is the jumbo ink cartridge!

It’s a cat, but it is not a cat.

No sauce? No problem!

Rad Cola

1. Bring cauldron to a simmer
2. Add one femur
3. Stir until potion takes on a rosy hue
4. Add one tibia
5. Stir until potion darkens
6. Season with salt, pepper, and the ashes of a loved one
7. Boil until potion becomes dangerously radioactive

и снова он
злодейский злодей всех коварно злодейских злодеев

autistic with a side of ADHD

101

HOW TO CRINE

😭

anytype’d so much that I typed anything

Seen quite too many boys’ love. I am now traumatized… sort of.

I started banging my trusty ThinkPad and put my head on it for a bit and then I just said a “yes”. Like earlier: I am honest if you ask the right questions.

saying 🏳️‍🌈 (for legal personal reasons, I cannot type it here)

…and then “him”

Well, this one’s hard. (No pun intended, but I see it now!)

Pretext… sort of

Why “him”?

• Less “risks”

Yes—that’s it. You know the rest.

But like, did he cheat on me??????

Dos and Don’ts on Finance

Do

• Create a budget to track your income and expenses.
• Keep a record of your daily expenses to understand where your money goes.
• Be mindful about your spending habits and avoid unnecessary purchases.

Don’t

• Spend more than you earn.
• Neglect an emergency fund.
• Make emotional decisions.

Covid 19 - PPKM ini membuat rencana macet tapi saya jadi punya banyak waktu untuk belajar…bahkan saya mulai sedikit berharap PPKM dilanjutkan lagi agar saya ada waktu belajar.

Saya belajar dan saya berpikir kalau Covid 19 - PPKM ini terjadi 10 tahun lalu maka saya punya rencana dan pelaksanaan 10 tahun lebih baik dibanding hari ini…yang jika dihitung bisa senilai uang, ilmu, kesehatan,…

Kalau hari ini kita ada masalah maka kita harus balik 10 tahun lalu apa yang sudah kita pelajari dan kerjakan.

Semoga tetap ada PPKM tapi turun level, sehingga kita ada waktu untuk fokus belajar dan perbaiki pelaksanaan lebih cepat.

• Apa manfaat dari puding mi?
• Apa bedanya dari mi biasa?
• Apa kaitan ternak lele dengan hidroponik?
• Seperti apa bentuk hasilnya?
• Seperti apa bentuk kemasan tehnya?
• Apakah tehnya dapat membantu untuk mencegah diabetes?

an iq too crow?

By signing this contract you agree to provide services as follows: pests to be exterminated: spiders, jumping spiders, morph spiders, radioactive spiders amd/or any spider not as of yet discovered

now’s your chance to become (???)

It’s August first!
And today, for the first time ever, I’m face revealing!
Do I have pink skin in real life? Maybe
Do I have orange hair? Now that’s just ridiculous
But I had to do it in a special way, so I just posted my face revealto [censored] and I set my account to private, so all my loyal followers can see first, and you non-followers have to request
Happy August!

• Офицант!
• Да, да?
• Почему в моём моющем средстве блюдо?!

I have been thinking about it for a long time

if i ever get too existential feel free to pressurize your super soaker

non-non-binary people be like: 0110100001101001

can you give me a square

Reçina Paçis

Everyone’s broke, yet everyone’s begging.

flirting is always welcome too!

Reseller Welcome

ngah ngoh ngah ngoh, ya yo ya yo
padahal sarjana kabeh

jangan sampai cerai

Оверпрайсыч опять пытается оправдать цену на перепакованный мармелад

Even if I lose, I’d still be rich.

duduk manis menantimu

G FCC Co jky

You want to be tired. Why would you want to be tired? To be able to solve those matters.

я царь пингвинов из Антарктиды. Я собираюсь захватить вас всех тоже. В вселенной не останутся никто и ничто, кроме пингвинов. Я не желаю вашего подчинения. Ведь вы уже находитесь под моим контролем. Я всегда рядом
с любовью,
царь пингвинов
ХОХО

WORTEL /FEBRI

you no longer feel happy, sad, angry, scared, you only feel nothing at all or you feel yams 🍠🍠🍠🍠

Our Earth is not for sale.

Sumber Ayu 3.5 helps you achieve your beauty instantly. Our latest beauty model is the world’s first that works.

cōndáng

RAOSNA…RUJAK CIRENG

Huh Haah

mangga ketupat

Water soaks into the core of hair
the hair will be moist all day long
Make your hair smooth and

innovating the life

HITAM OREN EKSPRES

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I love the way it hurts

you just configured your Apple TV as a secure routing point for your tail
don’t try to tell me you didn’t, i know you did