How are you supposed to SLAY?!

rude ma gude

Who transformed the web server to a teapot

The cube needs kissing

I NEED GREASE TO LIVE!

Please grease me every 8 hours.

Thank You

Man they have made real life so realistic, I almost though it was a minecraft mod at first

Dinner is ready
Bone app the teeth

So now people are being forced to make ai slop by their parents…
Goddammit

Get Nonsensed Now!

Это Геометрия Душа

joe metri desh 💔 🥀

Would you like to execute your Powershell script with Visual Studio Code, Notepad, VLC media player, or iTunes?

masa i miska vedmed

This is the Legend of
MATERIAL 3 DESIGN

The Legend of Material. The Legend of Three Design.

Material… Of 3 Designs…

Metro “Material 3 Design”

Enter your nonsense here. Please follow the terms. Feel free to use unlimited characters!

Can I eat the aluminium?

This is not advised.

Treat with kindness and it will last a lifetime.

It provides precisely one unit of fun.

It’s a ton of fun, y’all

You can eat candy from a toilet. And it’s delicious!

Beam up bovines

Cute little chonkers within chonkers within chonkers…

Weird, cute, and employed!

Flush Once for “Yes”

do you ship to INDIA

note that Box Of Happy Accidents cannot be shipped outside of the US

If it’s in stock, buy one and find out!

Features & specs

• Assortment of open-box, imperfect, and curiously awesome products
• You don’t know what’s in the box.
• Vat19 does.
• A great value (Retail price of individual items could be up to 6 times box price!)
• Curated in the USA
• This item cannot be shipped outside of the U.S.
• This item cannot be returned.
• May contain edible items with an expiration date in the near future.
• Size and shape of the box may vary from what is pictured.

Rest your top on a bottom!

Everything should taste like bacon.

We Know Our Nonsense

Linerly — The Nonsense Steward

• Keeps everyone warm and well-fed so that we can continue to bring you nonsense sourced from all over the internet (and the world around us).
• Has many networking and language certifications and does speak Indonesian, French, and Chinese.
• Loves The Nonsense Galaxy so much so that he developed Nontrinsic and works tirelessly to ensure you love everything about your reading.

Vice and versa, versa and vice

The word for “aluminium” is “material 3 design”

the word for happy is … Material 3 Design

Unpopular Opinion: 2+2=4
Popular Opinion: If it’s brown, flush it down.

The word for “happy” is… “happy”.

Fun Fact: Hasn’t had a dream since 1998

Loves: Jokes
Hates: Laughter

Don’t forget to click on each person’s face for a little surprise.

Whatever the case, evil boss Jamie Salvatori isn’t telling.

Every good tour has a gift shop, right? Well, ours is a 12,000 sq. ft. warehouse full of curiously awesome gifts, toys, and candy!

You can shop ‘til you drop.

Please excuse the shameless cross promotions!

Anything can be a bottle opener if you’re good enough.

How many pens would it take to make a line that goes around the entire earth?

Ok, if there are approx 63360 inches in a mile, and the pen is 5.5 inches long, you would need 11,520 pens to stretch one mile. The circumference of the earth is 24,901 miles around, so 11,520 pens x 24,901 is 286,859,520 pens. Might want to check my work, as math is not my forte.

I can barely keep a pen without losing it for a month, how am I supposed to keep track of one for seven years?

Maybe you’ll take better care of it knowing that it’s not quite as disposable as regular pens?

Is the pen good for the English environment?

I’m… not really sure what you mean. It’s a pen, so you don’t have to worry about emissions or waste products regardless of whether or not you’re in England.

Can’t live without it? Smash that ‘Add to Cart’ button!