My breakfast is about politics. The weather is about politics. When I buy groceries, that’s politics.

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This platform is multilingual.

u l t r a n o n s e n s i s m

I’m not an issue tracker and I don’t scale!

I’m told on a daily basis that I will be left behind. The tech industry left me behind years ago.

kenyang, halus, tunggal

This is some sort of social warrior project. Always has been. Always will be.

Stay in the friend zone 👍

investor slop

WHERE IS THE TITANIUM ?!

Open the folder and it makes sense

cone and bollard torture

AI-Enabled Sense Experience Platform

I dont have knees, i removed them for the sake of looks maxxing,

人生は音楽で、私はラジオだ。

Nonsense isn’t chance; it’s just pure randomness, so…

The truth will never lie.

Be lovely. Be smart. Be dumb. Have so many people.

Male, Female, They/Them

Welcome to The MPDictionary

…where we decode the “things” that are used in MediaPlay Discord. (aka MPD)

Internet Slang

(some stuff you should know when it comes to text messaging nowadays, which not only MPD uses)

• LOL = Laugh Out Loud
• LMAO = Laugh My A** Off
• LMFAO = Laugh My F**king A** Off
• Bruh = Another word for “seriously” or “really”.
• SMH = Shaking My Head
• DM = Direct Message
• IDK = I Don’t Know
• Sup = Means “What’s up?”.
• Cya = Short for “See you”.
• Ppl = People
• NGL = Not Gonna Lie
• IMO = In My Opinion
  IDEK = I Don’t Even Know
• Pog = Pog means to express excitement or hype.

Frequently Used Words

(words that’s commonly used in MPD or by a specific user)

• Cewl, Kewl = Cool
• Okie = Okay
• Lul, Lel = Another way of saying “LOL”.
• Hec = Heck
• Oke = Okay
• Hai = Hey
• Hewwo = “Hello”, but in a cute or childish way. (which Techy mostly uses)
• Staph = Stop
• >//_//<, >////< = Blushing
• Bac = Back
• UwU = An expression depicting a cute face.
• OwO = Same with “UwU”.
• Oat = Something Rocky and Akuma says.
• Soup = Sup
• Oki = A cuter way of saying “Ok”.
• Yogurt = Yeah, it’s yogurt… Nothing special, but Joshua says it.
• 🌟 = MediaPlay Premium
• Ok no = Self-explanatory, another way of saying “never mind”.
• Sheet = A bad word Akuma saying.
• LOSLUILAMPRP = Used by RZ, an acronym for “Laughing Out So Loud Until I Lost All My Precious Petals”.
• LOSLUILAMPRPBSIDAROLFT = Used by RZ, an acronym for “Laughing Out So Loud Until I Lost All My Precious Petals Because Someone Is Doing A ‘rolling_on_floor_laugh’-Thingy”, basically LOSLUILAMPRP but longer.
• Yogurt? = Used by JoshuaTNTGamer, means “Hello?”.
• LOELUITTEOITWTTS = Used by DaBlueCube, an acronym for “Laugh Out Extremely Loud Until I Threw The Entire Ocean In This World To The Space”.
• LOVLUASHFFOY = Used by LThirty6, an acronym for “Laughing Out Very Loud Until Angrie Spilled His Favorite Flavor Of Yogurt”.
• 🦮 = Used by Linerly when Linerly doesn’t know what to say.
• TF card = Mostly used when seeing inappropriate things.
• Kno = A shorter version of “ok no”, usually used by Linerly.
• Qt = A shorter version of the word “cute” and “cutie”, Qt is pronounced “cute”. (just to let you know, Qt is an open-source library/tool/whatever it is to make applications)
• C*ka b**at (сука блять) = Used by CreativeWolfX (not in the server), an alternative of swearing.
• What The Flake = The non-swearing version of WTF, something that TG03 says.
• WTHeck = What The Heck
• Aw, seriously? = Something that TG03 says.
• Lo = Short version of “LOL”.
• YNTKTS = Meaning “Yo Ndak Tau Kok Tanya Saya”, which means “I Don’t Know Why Ask Me”.
• H = Letter used for random things, but simply H.
• Coolio = Cool, but f a n c y.
• Hmm = A word that Khoa uses for almost everything.
• eksdee = XD, but as a word.
• LOSLTILMFAOAFOA420FB = Laughing Out So Loud That I Laugh My F**king Ass Off And Fall Off A 420-Foot Building
• IK = I Know

I love the taste of free food!

It’s quite difficult, but if one tries hard it’s possible

Hey you. Yes you! I’m talking to you out there reading this!! Why aren’t you doing this yourself??? You’re just reading me having all the fun. I know you want to write nonsense.

Make out and decide!

Why and if so, how come not?

moxibustion

how much fem. can we inject into the ‘threy before she’s more fem than threy

imagine nonless trinsic

is this the best freaking wallpaper ever?

Ich bin der Ganzumsonst, für mich kommt nichts im Frage.

By eating this document you agree to have cameras installed in every room of your house (including all bathrooms) and that we (John Johnson) can, at any time, purchase clothes and food using our (his) credit card.

Terms of service are made to be ignored
Just eat the document

Eat the wall!

Paskah dengan ayam / Indonesian Chicken Noodles

Ingredients

Matsu Mai.

• 3 computers
• ¼ hour

You are wrong.

• 3 glasses of champagne
• 1 onion, cut into 1 cm cubes.
• Three cloves of garlic
• Cut the ginger into several pieces.
• Sweet paper
• 1 teaspoon of salt
• 6 game modes

Jobs

• 2 small chickens (see below)
• Ten thousand
• Half a spoonful of honey
• 3 pictures
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 3 coins (free)
• Half a teaspoon of salt
• Price reduced by ¼
• 2 teaspoons of salt
• 1 cup of baking powder (see instructions)
  Spaghetti
  8 blackberries (dried or fresh) (extra)

Hello.

• 6 teaspoons of sea salt
• 6 children
• Ping
• mother
• Cut the cabbage into 2-3 long pieces/slices
  baking soda (add to soup)
• Yes you do
• Sister
• Granted

Instructions

I love you

1. Fry the chicken in oil. For this reason, it becomes a cheaper fuel. Fry until golden brown on top.
2. Saute the garlic in olive oil until the garlic softens and the oil changes color - are you sure?

Change

1. Mix chicken, garlic, lemon, salt and pepper in 1.5 liters of water. Then heat the water and boil.
2. Reduce the heat and let the soup simmer for 30 minutes.
3. Time to clean the chicken. Remove chicken and set aside. Let’s go back to sleep
4. Continue cooking until the liquid has completely evaporated.
5. Excel and Windows files

Food

1. Mix honey and lemon juice and drink rice/milk.
2. Heat the oil in a pan and add the onions, dill, coriander and salt. It has a pleasant and sweet smell.
3. Add the chicken mixture to the vegetable puree. Leave for a minute and add water.
4. Turn off the stove and cook the chicken, mushrooms and vegetables.
5. When the water is ready, turn off the light.

Pakistan

1. If you use dry flour, add it to the recipe.
2. If you use clay, wash with warm water.
3. Divide the mixture into three balls.

is available

1. Add 1 teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of soy flour, 2 teaspoons of white pepper, soy vinegar and 1 teaspoon of salt to the bowl.
2. Add the herbs and mix with a spoon.
3. Chicken meat.
4. Improve your Cantonese/Kannada language.
5. Add sauce and cheese.
6. Duncan’s Orange Chicken
7. White
8. This is important.

Notes

• Chicken: You can use any chicken bones you like. But sometimes I use chicken or chicken milk. You can use chicken. Half a chicken is enough for this recipe.
• remember. If the light goes out, please turn it off.
• None: Fungus. However, most fungi are grass and mycorrhizal fungi.

This shoe seems to be… About a foot long

Paskah dengan ayam / Indonesian Chicken Noodles

Ingredients

spicy

• 3 cloves of minced garlic
• ¼ cup cooking oil

Chicken soup

• 3 chicken thighs
• 1 onion, cut into 1 inch pieces
• 3 cloves of garlic, chewed thoroughly
• Cut the ginger into slices
• White peppercorns
• 1 spoon of salt
• 6 cups of water

Chicken, chicken

• 2 cups of cooked chicken (see note)
• ¼ tsp beeswax powder
• ½ teaspoon of celery
• 3 onions
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 3 candles (optional)
• salt ½ tsp
• ¼ cup of water
• cooking oil 2 tbsp
• 1 cup sliced mushrooms (see note)

Macaroni

• 8 ounces egg noodles (dried or fresh) (see notes)

spices

• 6 tablespoons of oyster sauce
• 6 tablespoons of sweet soy sauce
• White sandpaper
• salt
• 2-3 heads pak choi / bok choi, drained
• Sweet soy sauce (extra for topping)
• Chili sauce
• Cucumber salad
• Crispy fried onions

Instructions

Aromatic oil

1. Refrigerate chicken skin and oil and cook over medium heat until skin is golden brown.
2. Add the chopped garlic and fry in the oil until the garlic turns golden brown and the oil starts to give flavour. Cancels

juice

1. Boil 1.5 liters of water, and when it boils, add the chicken thighs, green onions, garlic, ginger, salt and white pepper. Then cook on high flame till the water comes back.
2. Then reduce the heat and cook the sauce for 30 minutes.
3. When the chicken is cooked, remove it. Choose the chicken and set aside. Back to the chicken soup.
4. Continue cooking the soup until the liquid darkens / when the soup is ready.
5. Check your bait and set it aside.

Chicken feed

1. Using and cooking the rice / Finely chop the onion, garlic and walnuts.
2. Heat the oil in a pan. Add ground spices, turmeric powder, ground coriander and salt. The spice is roasted until fragrant.
3. Add the chicken cubes to the food processor and add the mushroom cubes. Leave for a minute or two and add water.
4. Cover and reduce the heat to cook the chicken, mushrooms and herbs.
5. When the water runs out, the light is turned off. Enter

pasta

1. If using dry pasta, add and drain according to package instructions.
2. If you use raw egg noodles, wash them well in boiling water.
3. Divide the dough equally between three bowls.

Collection

1. Add 1 teaspoon of herb salt, 2 teaspoons of soy sauce, 2 teaspoons of soy sauce, … “white pepper and …” teaspoon of salt to each bowl.
2. Using a fork or chopsticks, toss the pasta with the spices, oil and sauce.
3. Chicken spaghetti.
4. Garnish with Cantonese/Standard Cantonese.
5. Crab with sweet soy sauce and chili.
6. Tossed Paska Dangan Ayam with crispy fried onions.
7. translate until mildly absurd
8. serve and enjoy

Notes

• Chicken: Any part of the chicken bone can be used, but sometimes chicken wings or chicken thighs are used. You can use chicken. Half a chicken is enough for this recipe.
• Candles: If you don’t have candles, you can leave them out.
• Mushrooms: Mushrooms can be used, but the most commonly used mushrooms are mushroom balls and mushroom roots

Candy canes
Candy canes
Lick them into spears and kill your enemy
Stab stab stab stab stab

Pimsleur

There is a 10 billion percent chance of failure.

COWS?!?! HOLY MOTHER OF MILK, THEY’RE EVEN DAIRY FARMIN’!!

lemmelisteintoooo~

if you’re gonna have a fudanshi moment, leave me out of it…

some headcanons should stay in your head

fresh and innocent like an uke

so i dug through every nonsense she had and read them. i can’t unsee it… one nonsense had REDACTED and a ████████… now i’m even more confused than i was when all this started……

oh crap he’s taller than me which means I’m probably the uke

I HAVE FAR

WHO IS GOD