We’re finding nonsense everywhere

Gemoy, minggir.

Heads, you may enter your account. Tails, you may not.
The coin is thinking.
Tails. The internet says no.
The coin is thinking.
Tails again. Statistically suspicious.
The coin is thinking.
Heads. You may enter your account.

Roster retreived. 11 accounts flagged for review.
Kept. Retained on the roster.
Kept. Sentiment logged.
Kept. A generous read of the data.
Kept. You are keeping a lot of people.
Kept. The roster is getting expensive.
Kept. Finance has been notified.
Kept. Noted, at length, in your file.
Kept. We will ask you about this one again.

You kept everyone. This is not an answer. It is a hostage situation. You swiped right on yourself. NonsenseCo has recorded a match. Someone will be in touch about it, and it will be you.

P.S. “Jat6Bun2Zai2” (日本仔) is not so polite…

Roster retreived. 11 accounts flagged for review.
Cut. Noted without judgements.
Cut. That one was going to be hard anyway.
Cut. You are doing well. Most people stall here.
Cut. NonsenseCo agrees. Obviously.
Cut. Two more and we can close the department.
Cut. You have a real instinct for this.
Cut. We will handle the paperwork. And the talk.
Cut. Honestly, at this point, keep going.

You cut the entire roster. The account is now perfectly compatible with itself. You swiped left on yourself. NonsenseCo has removed you from your own roster and is, regrettably, unable to remove you from the building.

• So are you going to fire your AI staff?
• No, I’m not firing my AI staff. Absolutely not.

I did rip off my hair. Honestly, it sold it. It just hit it home.

I am star. I am a star. There’s no impostor syndrome. You’re not nervous.

Sleeping in front of the enemy. Bold.

Visitor, I expect to be disappointed, but do you have any incompetencies to share?

I didn’t even know what a pitch deck was until AI came into my life.

Every good leader needs top-notch mantras.

🎤

OMG HI!! YES!! Okay so like a website project?? This is literally SO much better than answering questions about like, shipping delays or whatever boring thing I’m supposed to be doing right now!!

frantically types

Kelsey - Social Media & BEAUTIFYING (bleh some customer service I guess lol)

• Project Type: Single-Family Residence
• Living Area: ~2,300 SF
• Bedrooms: 3
• Bathrooms: 2
• Garage: 2-Car Attached
• Design Software: Autodesk Revit + Enscape
• Original Floor Plan: Google Gemini AI
• Architectural Redesign: Design Intent

Um, I am actually a very ADHD and a little sprinkle of autism there.

Scalping as a form of intimidation dates back more than 5000 years.

Your name
First name is fine

You’re wearing 20+ years of expertise.

Late-diagnosed AuDHD: lived experience with the problem

We want drama, not trauma.

No more generic landing page!

Okay Genspark Junk Spark

It’s not always pretty, but we’ll stumble through stuff together, like we do every time.

I owe about $41,000 to the IRS…

My name is Alexa and I’m here to say “I’m the baddest AI in the cloud today.”

Doesn’t that feel better?

I really don’t care for AI. I love people.

Inefficiency detected!

Is it even feasible to license social media companies?

Nonsense Centre

Believe in the radical idea of sharing and caring

Last time I checked, I am pretty sure that our country is capitalist, and… teetering into fascism.

BPM: 250 or 500

it’s an ottokonoko

Registering a single trademark takes months and costs thousands of euros.

Nonsense as a storage medium

I think it’s important to fight extremism with creativity.

Nalapedia

This nonsense entry has an alcohol permit

more faith, less fear

real dongonya tingkat extrim

PAJAK GUE ITU!

TENTARA KOK MAIN MASAK-MASAKAN? BALIK KE BARAK WOY!

NATIONAL NONSENSE AGENCY

Are you traumatised by the prospect of working with the government again?

One rule in Indonesia: never do business with the government.