[submits] …in case we don’t come back.

Page 197 slaps.

No higher purpose may be found than this.

I’m sorry, that was rude.

You are fired.

eggbar.social

You’re nice, Visitor.

My life has been REDACTED hours long.

Visitor, all sarcasm aside… thank you.

In everything that’s light and gay, I’ll always think of you that way

The makesense experience has been officially canceled.

Not knowing is probably for the best.

I hate that term, “makesense.” So infantilizing.

… I think we’re gonna take off.

FUCK YOU MAKESENSE! I HATE YOU, MAKESENSE!

I trusted you, and you abused that trust.

Everything we do here is important.

We’re not allowed in the outer space anymore till we hit quota, so NO MORE INTERGALAXY VISITS!

• What is it we actually do here?
• … WE SERVE THE NONSENSE GALAXY, YOU CHILD.

Someone eager to fraternize

what in the fuckity fuck

This can’t be romantic then.

Not romantic… at all?

There’s nonsense for everything.

Are you sweet on this guy?

Hey, where’s your friends? Plural.

Visitor. Please describe for me your time in the Nonsense Galaxy.

Nothing like that could happen here.

Upon request, I can also perform a hug.

And if you want to focus on happy nonsense for a while, that’s fine.

…do you want to talk about it?

Do you know how to make your nonsense kind?

this is what drinking a pattern would sound like

Why do people do this?!

Give me your dark shit.

Should you find yourself contorting to fit a system, dear reader, stop and ask if it’s truly you that must change… or the system.

Bullies are nothing but Bull and Lies. At the center of “Industry” is “dust.”

A good person will follow the rules. A great person will follow himself.

What separates man from machine is that machines cannot think for themselves. Also, they are made of metal, whereas man is made of skin.

Have a productive day.

• That’s nonsense?
• That’s… nonsense.

ybanker cajun

If you want a hug, go to hell and find your mother.

Your resignation request is denied.

I was never sorry.

• How many times?
• 1,072.

Nonsense. I’ll be back by 1:00.

for research only not for sale

No paraphrasing. Again.

I’m afraid you still don’t mean it.

The You You Are

Dearest Sir,

I hope you are doing well and that your family is joyful in this time. I am corresponding to inform you of a great opportunity that will benefit myself and yourself financially.

My name I John Baker, and I recently returned to my home nation of England after visiting the nation of Nigeria. I am a bank officer and just learned of an account that was opened in our bank in the year 2008. According to our records, none has accessed this account since 10 years. This account was opened by the late Solomon Okafor, a respectable Nigerian prince who recently passed. Mr. Okafor had no next of kin and I have come to the conclusion that no man in his country is aware of this account.

I therefore seek a reliable individual such as yourself that will play the role of next of kin in extracting the funds totalling £4,000,000.00. If this matter is not settled urgently then the Treasury of England will claim the account. I am willing to offer you 40% of the available funds with the remaining 60% applying to my own self.

Please respond swiftly and we will get this matter settled.

Yours truly,
John Baker