/ə̃mə̃nəgʌʔɾəðə stɔː/

i am the grandmaster of cheese 🥛

sponge that goes “🛎️”

caesar salad (shift +6)

inverted caesar salad

square root of 154

how to center a div in brainfuck

how to center a div in COBOL

how to center a div in Microsoft Visual Basic 4.0 (1995)

my rumpleschnopskin is dead still alive!

make a virtual connection
make a video obsession

we will laminate your skeleton

perfection is futile

How do you desire to receive your money?

share clean birthday

i have been DYING to help- [dies]

nonsensir

can people stop saying its a quarter until 8 am
just say its 7:75 am

anyway meow

yes thats automatic correction

auto correlation is currently

are divs really supportive to be that complicated?
SUPPOSED**

Woaw

how to center a div in Assembly Intel x86 🤔

cheese its!!!

skobodo next

whatever i might be ranting about, you are among us

v3236

hey wouldn’t it be funny

rocket sand!

ghrarevringure

i saw a deer yesterday

Don’t let that ‘scary man’ discourage you. It’s just information.

i did that btw

pneumatic water

i typed terminal and it came up with termales

The most important thing is when you’re nonsensing is that you do not ever take all of nonsense personally.

you gotta be kidding me

After this, I might need to resign for a bit.

msi soup

reject misogyny, embrace miso soup

• Right, getting into the right headspace then.
• and even youtube whatever rating it has you still can get borderline nsfw advertisements 😭

You could take me to a therapist or even a psychiatrist if you want to. I only ask you to put on my shoes and experience what I’ve experienced in the past.

Good lord when nonsense becomes dangerous in real life. I mean… I’ve done my part anyway. I’m not stressed, I just wanted to do it. You have no reason to intervene. Even if I should’ve done everything else otherwise.

You could’ve just done the thing for the sake of our sanities.

Technically, I should’ve been in my schedule, but it got missed and this is why I am doing all of these on purpose. The only thing that I ask you is to focus on something else while I do my own business. If you had gotten into my shoes, you’d have had a crisis anyway. You’re just not the same.

I trust that humans will always be better when it comes to recognizing pretext that slop generator machines can’t always comprehend. I trust you. It doesn’t have to be that way.

Isn’t it weird that you’re not emotional but you feel like you just want to scream because you can and you want to, but you don’t have any resentment behind it? Whether why one screamed in the first place isn’t always about the person; sometimes, it’s simply the free will to scream.

Those are the consequences you get. But I enforce them.

But what, indeed, is ‘you’?

All glory, and screw you.