DMSO could help muscle pain and cancer maybe? Give it a shot! just don’t use it with medicine.

Not medical advice btw, use distilled water with it or something

.time to brush my teeth

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you will from now on be greeted by a cute looking digital drawing of a lego brick

Life is about clashing our bowels with our toilets till the end of time

On my way to go eat grandma!

Can I get one large urine and a small fries

I get **** at the thought of you

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#longerisbetter

I got a Nintendo DS!

Market cannot be marketable

habit of beloving

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Service could not be started because pants have been detected in the vicinity.

color and pain, bread and pain

it stands for “I hope you draw well” which means goodnight or sleep well

…implying that canadians are the opposite of ai

Footballs are made of stone

WARNING

spacetime properties (just kidding!)

tl;dr

Lucky for me, I’m immune to Monday

I ate happy meal but still feeling sad, this is false marketing!

Hodjodfuddyu!

this has some has some has some

cosine of morocco

streaking through the street at 331 fps

Polish Andy’s Site

sui-sh-depr-ed-an

Daily reminder that it’s Monday tomorrow

If you don’t want me, I’ll just deem you gay

social sunburn

generating suffering at work and school

Oh, also, you’re not invited. I just mentioned it to make you feel less dignified about your social status.

Old “English”

You identify as a minor

Wii sports theme but I’m a minor

Youtube has been playing a lot of video games lately

Apple sells base-model Macs with 256 GB SSDs that you can’t upgrade… sort of.

Does the urine come with bubbles or carbonation?

I call it… the “Memorial”… hahahaha…

If that is a prank, that is not funny. Tapi ada surat resminya, jadi ya udah.

Hello? You’re normal? (moos) OK, you’re normal.

If you can get GTK and Python working on Mac, then a lot of it may work.

besok pake batik ya, oiya jgn lupa bawa buku mbb

yummer lovers

SimulatorTrampoline

Even the RAM is transgender now

you build… steaks…

im vegan (eating a beef sandwich)
the cow identified themselves as tomato