Nah, socks are too much clothing.

Yeah socks will be be enough clothes, you shouldn’t need to put on anything else before going out

Unfortunately there are bathrooms here

Nü Green Tea

as unlimited as bacon

Highly effective form of expressing ideas

Communication through nonsense entries

provisional emptiness, just in case

And this is how it’s done behind the facade.

a civil ricochet

• do you have any phobias?
• yeah I’m phobophobic screams but that’s about it

It’s not 10 (ten), it’s 10 (one zero).

my favorite method of aerial transportation is the humble bubble bath

I’m phobophobic.

If something is “hydrophobic” that means it’s scared of water

airborne jacuzzi

Why tf do I keep getting wet when I take a bath

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water dogs = sea dogs = seal

hashtag embarrassing

Microsoft Windows 11 requires an insane 4gb of ram, linux just requires electricity (optional)

🤌 money

I follow procrastinationism

midnight may be vilified validated

Every base is base 10

Be proud of your crowd

PULL UP TO THE COOKING BLOCK

…opening up his trench coat in the middle of the street to reveal that he’s wearing nothing*

*nothing, as in the eternal emptiness of existence and the unbounded cosmos itself

Be proud, be loud

mustard trail

Orbitumen

an erecioniezed baseball bat

the the the has struck again

exhibernationism

wizard posting

Exhibit Q.

i don’t know how to do cats, i don’t know what cats do!

Oh my God, it’s kittens! OH MY GOD, IT’S KITTENS!!

Showleisure

AVEZ-VOUS BIEN AIMÉ FAIRE PIPI ?

Luckily now, Daddy Craig

my gpu is frolicking in the forest and sunbathing during this amazing summer

I harvest berries for sport

my gpu is sunbathing

claws, now with more claws

Why did we invent textiles?

is that aluminium in your pants or are you just excited to see me

information information information please information

E very under

The Irish Are Haunting My Car!