Literally nobody understands hyperbole anymore.

If you find yourself playing poker against a pillow and a stuffed rabbit something has gone terribly wrong. If not, everything’s fine.

Why is there a stripper IN the freezer? How long have they been there?

👆🫆

Time to lie, I guess

SO FIRSTLY- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HERE’S A LIST OF GAMES YOU CAN PISS IN FRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIEND IN!

listen. i may look like a bald egg right now but at least i’m not in a microwave.

Saying ‘I learned this from our persecutors’ feels a lot like saying ‘I learned this from a stripper’ and I don’t know why

THEY CLARIFY THAT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE TO HIT HIM WITH A NINJA STAR PLEASE

Why is the sink backwards?

pick a number, a or b

I CANNOT SEE ANYTHING HELP
oh. i’m wearing a blindfold.

almost fucking choked on my corndog

🚨 Suspicious imagery detected

too fucking large please god get this tiny ass room renovated

It’s a short one to begin with.

Press shift to crouch.

I cannot believe you sometimes. Always, even.

wiggling away, like a penis in the wind

Well you can’t spell wrong without o, can you?

That’s not Fibonacci

YEAH. I WILL. WATCH ME FIGHT ZEUS I’LL DO IT

are you having a stroke. did you walk into an electric fence perhaps.

I am like 150 rats in a trenchcoat

hefoundushefoundushefoundushefoundus

WATER IN MY EYR OH THST’S UPLSASNT

mmmm, this meat reminds me of home…

Can you not perform a lobotomy on me while I’m trying to sleep

I will destroy that goddamn accordion. Violently.

Shhhhhut up we’re doing a musical number this is very important

every single one of them needs to see the light!

• sfkjlhdsklaghsgadklhkgasdklhgdaskgds
• Sure. What else do you need assistance with?
• lhfasvw3obvnwauisblvharivw3uq5
• I see.

the horse is in my bathroom, what do i do

AND ALL THIS IS CONTAINED INSIDE ONE TINY EGG

how are you do- HATSUNE MIKU??

i think you forgot the day in birthday party

Can we have five seconds without heterochromia thoughts? Your eyes don’t have to be different colors!

You know? I should stack donuts on my hair

Who will win, prince of the universe or a single bathroom trip

i LOVE living so mucg,, like yes you go me, keep living ya best life

• IN THE EYE OF A HURRICANE THERE IS QUIET.. FOR JUST A MOMENT..
• okay sure

are you sure you’re not traumatized?

Oh god, they’re going to be stuck solving 3x+1 forever…

I can’t tell if they’re doing the expression right or not, and it scares me.

How long is 3x+1 supposed to go on for again?

• Okay so, it’s cold outside. What are you wearing?
• Naked.

Future Funk 99%

Please don’t bite the ink creatures in the room!

I keep getting jumpscared by the strippers.

i don’t want a meat room