If I have to speak honestly, I want somebody like you.

I’m totally not projecting here.

Why are you so terrible at chess?

Are you using a Rubik’s Cube WHILE nonsensing?

…it’s very red in here

Wait why are we cutting so many onions and not any garlic?

myths of math vs moths of REDACTED

I’d help you with the math if I knew oregonometry.

I’M NOT THE ONE WONDERING IF I CAN OPEN A DOOR WITH MY SCHLONG.

Stop doing moth and start doing math.

the condiment bit me :(

he looks like a wet cat

I was impaled by a horse. By accident.

I AM NOT A PENIS

LIMITED SOCK

Are you a libertine? Wait no… what word am I looking for? Library?

oh man, oh man…

I sincerely hope you live your ideal life.

Heatwave? What?

I need me some fried… whatever the fuck. I just need some fried stuff.

IT’S CALLED A FUCKING DECIMETER

We’re only a couple hundred millimeters away from our destination.

Just let me know if you want it in video form.

Do you want to be a sardine?

It’s my turn.

You look like you’re… melting.

Please. Whatever you do. Do not.

If I ever turn to the dark side, get bored.

Please make sure there is no sushi in the back seat before you exit the cat

WE need to solve the Pyraminx!

For more information, type C for fast… charging?

I have a bunch of spare markers I can give you.

I’ll give this aluminium slab a thappor, I call this shit percussive maintenance

Use your TI-83 with googly eyes to calculate the volume.

ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

exposed circuit boards, display suspended by wires, pointy screws sticking out, and the casing is partially made of cardboard.

i’m building upside-down ts everywhere i go and nobody can stop me

I just ate the nudism sandwich, now I’m a nudist
…wait no, I’ve always been a nudist

But… we already HAVE a Bon Jovi!

i could also turn his boyfriend into a flamingo but i don’t think i will

i don’t even need to google this shit i just come up with it. marker 20-pack

NO FAIR I WANT TO SMASH CERAMIC PLATES

• AUHAUAHHAUGUUH WHY DID YOU BITE INTO THE LEMON
• ??? tasty.

shes so cute im gonna turn her into a ping pong paddle

Don’t pull a Donkey. You could never be Donkey.

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

sorry there’s no magic

No more 80890951. We’ve abolished it.

I’D RATHER NOT HELLO????

help someone put a 80890951 in my aluminium slab…,,.,,.,.,.,