horses can’t scratch themselves but humans can’t go fast

why does my blood taste like aluminium

haha your optic nerve is small!

I can’t be evil. I literally bake strawberry cake.

MY SANDWICH. I NEED THAT FOR MY NUDISM.

I would never steal someone’s kitchen without consent

Listen, if bribery works, then it works and I’m using it!

I’m not spiritual but I kinda wanna eat rose quartz.

do rocks have veins?

so eating pennies is a 2/10 experience, but its not a 0/10 because it was kinda funny

Money makes you happy, I’m telling you.

I just want some cake. I mean lies. I mean cake.

It’s called free decimation

SoC LIMITED

a plant bit me :(

I’m piping this aluminum sheet that I call a seating assembly.

Wherever I go, I move and nothing can stop me

I’m cute with a ping pong bat

Don’t elongate your butt. You can’t be an ass.

More often than not, endings come naturally.

They do say shopping cures any argument, so I had to take Visitor out and go shopping.

Destroying Humanity’s Opium

All the books of the four countries are over.

Red is a human dream. So is blue.

You’ve ruined the beach wall!

Banana captures the Yellow River

how do i resist the urge to make everything symmetrical i KNOW it’s detrimental

I’m straight, but who knows? I’m open-minded. Maybe at the end of the day, I will swing the other way.

Beyond English as a Second Language lies English Within A Second Language

It means that Visitor likes yaoi!

I don’t remember signing up to study such an intensive language!

thank you for letting me flip the song upside down

I should’ve added bell peppers to this nonsense.

I want the natural one!

The men’s restroom at Raising Canes, located at 2411 Sycamore Road, Delcab, Illinois, 60115, United States, has the most loudest, earthshattering restroom door of all mankind.

Who the fuck dug a hole through our ribs?

Huh, you know… that’s a strange amount of bees you have.

don’t people usually use a loofah for those purposes?

you’re literally banned from using the stovetop. what do you mean you’re making pancakes.

hold on… you got this.

EVERYBODY CONTRIBUTE!

No, that was not me, that was YOU!

i did NOT just read Bon Jovi as Jon Bovi that was NOT me

Why did the chicken cross the road? LINKIN PARK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has feelings, you dipshit.

no YOU’RE the one who deserves eternal prosperity

i’m tired i don’t wanna do this anymore i’m sweating my ass off hjsklssdafjfd

nevermind i have nothing better to do

My name is Jean-Charles-Hubert Charles de Gaule et de percevable du château de morbier St.raphael de Villepreux

what if the russia level already exists

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literally so me