wtf is this guys do we L I F T or what

introducing new! Bedbroom: for when you’re sweepy.

i’m attracted to decks of cards, call that acesexual

No, no, you just have testicular cancer

Hold on, I think I just dipped the butt grabber in the fry sauce

I am not fat. I am just extra huggable.

Gosh, that was an aggressive door.

I knew I should have worn fishnets that day

you piss me off lets make out

you wear nirvana
i listen to nirvana
we are not the same

Did AI Mode suffer a concussion somewhere between 1992 and 2020?

a guy walks into a bar.
the guy’s name is max planck.
he walks into the h-bar.

a bar walks into a guy

a lizard walks into a bar

PATA KHA !!

this is your last chance. take your pants off.

🖊️ 🏙️

2b or not 2b, that is the question

they’re both multiples of 6

Don’t blame me; it was my agent that did the bad thing!

my soul and my estrogen

Oh no, the AI got hold of the key to human psychology!

QUQU!

beautane

your pants WILL come off no matter what

laboratory pros and cons

👖➡️🩳➡️🩲➡️

Most IPOs don’t have to address the concern that their products “possess or could develop forms of sentience or moral status.”

OOOO WEEE OOOO

don’t you hate it when you accidentally impregnate the stock market

risk of train 2

Paint the world
.

Obey Hamsa.

HO HO HO 🪬

• if i were a horse i’d be a horse
• if i were a horse i’d eat a horse

KISSING my DRAGON MOMMY with FACTS and LOGIC

🫃📈🩳❓

I see Risk Factors in your future. 93 pages of them!

the only reason our planes fly as well as they do is bc half the people working on them wanna fuck them

Corn Parboiled

homoerotic golf club

why is the hockey puck so sensual

its drip or drown and i have no business around any seas, lakes or rivers nor any swimming pools so i am surely, in the parlance of the youth, dripped the fuck out. furthermore, i live in the north of england, widely regarded for its low temperature around this time of year, so i can assure you that i am also iced down to the fucking cheeks

nice breakfast of porn and hot chocolate

DAMN THE TRUSTED ADULT IS FINE??

53 AD was a year!

WE PEGGED THE WITHER AND WON.

this ice is good. 🧊
this ice is NOT good. REDACTED

LAKE CORPORATION

I FISTED THE ENDER DRAGON AND WON.