• replace the cars air filter: install a new one or use your kitchen sponge
• so I’m supposed to clean the old filter with the sponge?
• no, use the sponge AS the filter!

DICK METAPHOR!!!

rinks sptire

oh wow lim Huawei knows how to fix my troubles

its just. stuck

hi
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idfk whats going on 🫠

• WHY IS YOUR FACE SO SERIOUS??
• Because I pissed in your toilet.

eating ice seems like a delicious activity

King Regards

where you see KDMP shows how much of an ego one has

Voucher Rp 8.000
belanja min Rp 150.000 kec mnyk
grg, gula, beras, susu bayi<1 th,prd
sgr,pulsa,rokok, kdVoucher
(████████████) gnkan sblm 12/08/2026

i just ate some macdonal 🤤

“Allows biometric unlock in browsers that are not Safari”
Yeak ok but this is a windows application

GPU is short for Gold Panning Unit.

I am looking to expand my wealth and try my luck in the gold rush era of the 21st century.

I am looking for the best models for increasing my chances of finding bitcoins.

If you have any recommendations about shovels, mine lamps, etc. for mining them most efficiently, please don’t be shy (Amazon links would be great too!)

Kind Regards,
Rick A.

He took his vorpal sword in hand. The end?

When you wake up, you’ll be beautiful

I make a typo, I laugh

Introducing the latest advancement in gif sharing technology: Nontrinsic

“perhaps time to revisit nuclear energy”

video on YouTube, audio on Spotify, subtitles on Pastebin
Good luck with the alignment

Jam 9 minum SUSU

Let Me Tell You A Story of 👨‍❤️‍👨

Watch on YouTube and listen on Spotify, Apple

Cockroach Janta Party movement

The maisening

hmm, we have reached the point where references no longer even inspire confidence.

Real Touch, Only Real Diamonds

A celebration of whispered promises

THE NONSENSE APPRENTICE

Oh, I love your sauce.

Nobody will ever say no to our chili sauce.

lowkey let me eat a shoe

News headline goes here: Source

CNA CORRESPONDENT: THEY ARE COMING HOME

GOLD: THE NUCLEAR OPTION ✨

• I’m almost out of space one my ℃ drive, could you help me free up some space?
• no problem, I doubled the size of the drive you already use

Be honest… which country is the most corrupt?

Let me tell you a few English words I know: f**k you

There’s no curry with nuggets…

HOW CAN THERE BE NO CURRY WITH NUGGETS?!?!?!

“Malaysia one better”

I TELL YOU MANY TIMES ALREADY, DON’T LET THE VOUCHERS EXPIRE EH! THIS IS MONEY!

CHICKEN RICE IS A SINGAPORE NATIONAL TREASURE!!!!!

A Brahami kite

BRIDADA

• Tastes like ass.
• That’s probably your mouth.
• I have ass in my mouth?

Give yourself a sip of water.

OPEN THE MAILBOX TO LOOK FOR A JOB

space sex

Live like a cat. Hiss at strangers. Eat your own hair. Be free.