there are fireworks being lit up … gradually

🌧 Boo doo boo doo!

I’m so lazy now to do my homework from school. Feel like school’s been tearing me apart since then. I only wanted a little bit of happiness now.
Everyday is just the same day over and over but it gets worse and worse.
idk about you but this doesn’t
sound like an environment that’s supposed to encourage me to live healthy

“Schools not that bad”
“Schools are good for your future”
bro it’s literally horrible. I’ve been feeling like i hate school now. Waking up at 5am everyday, going and leaving school tired af, stressing and worrying about every little thing. Putting in hours of effort just to get a crappy grade. Constant drama and rumours, always being in a bad mood for no reason, always being so f lonely, knowing damn well she’s not gonna like me back, staying up till 12am+ knowing theres school tomorrow, dreading school the night before. Nothing cheers me up to keep up with school.

“I was human- i am human” - Mark Zuckerberg

Fun fact: Cats first appeared in uranus (planet) and quickly evolved, then they wanted to take over other planets, and they would start with earth
Cats were able to live on earth but they didn’t take over the planet, so they created mark zuckerberg, a concious ai robot thing so they could collect as much data as possible about humans to make the perfect world domination plan
But mark zuckerberg was too concious and started his own world domination plan called “metaverse”, so the cats made a new world domination plan:

• 2024: start orange juice factories on the moon
• 2025: kill mark zuckerberg
• 2027: finish the super cool weapons for exploding humans and stuff
• 2028: take over the big social media platform, making the next generation of humans love cats so much they think they’re gods and would do anything for them
• 2029: build tools for making communication between earth and uranus (planet) much easier
• 2030: take over some places with weak military and turn the humans there into slaves
• 2035: expand
• 2040: take over bigger countries using orange juice
• 2041: ww3
• 2043: attack the epokest countries in the world
• 2044: fill the atmosphere with orange juice gas thing, this thing makes all humans love cats
• 2050: cats have successfully dominated the world
• 2051: change cities and stuff to fit with the cats’ vision
• 2052: build ways of preventing humans from dominating the world again

All my projects are side projects
My friends call it “being unemployed”

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rexer is rexer backwards

every night, i wake up

R.exeR

theyearis1991wherebirdsandhumansliveinperfectharmonyuntilonedayayoungmancatchesfirethisisthephoenix

Then:
🤓
Now:
🥸

Cheese is made out of milk

“Don’t be evil” - Google

My uncle was arrested for being a fake png :(

When I look at her last picture, she is smiling so beautifully, just like she is sleeping peacefully. I think she is walking around in the wonderful heavenly paradise.

• It’s a human-to-duck translator.
• translator device quacks aggressively from the human
• the duck comes up 🦆

• So then, what’s killing 5 million people?
• Crazy. Temperatures!!! 🤪 (temperatures!! temperatures!!)

I accidentally swallowed a whole planet

My Vacuum Cleaner Suck 😭😭

Other animals: me wants food
Humans: Do chairs exist?

step 1: try to make 60 games at once
step 2: fail
step 3: recognise that it was a bad decision
step 4: touvch grass for a week?
step 5: try to make 200 games at once
step 6: go to step 2

Helpmyspacebardoesn’twork

Fun fact: Firefox turns .vom into .com

How every single normal programming language handles errors
🧏 ono ma code not worky
💻 u did dis wrong
🧏 o ok

How JavaScript handles errors
🧏 ono ma code not worky
💻 🙂
🧏 please
💻 🙂

Лелькубик

A little bear is watching your website. 🐻🐻🐻

when typing “nonsense”

nonsenze

Ever had those ads like from Speechle saying like
“You never knew I wasn’t a real human but in fact an AI”
even tho it’s very clearly sounding like a robot

👧: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We’re going bankrupt
Our strategy for achieving economical growth isn’t that great

blackberry users when square 🛐

The bots are taking over the world

don’t like the 2000-character limit

stop copying our messages

I never expect someone saying that my profile picture is cute

heck, they are a large telecommunications company yet don’t have the budget to hire actual translators

thank you FluffyChat

🥴🥵🤕🤯💀

😬😔🤨

0 was 2022 years ago

modern music sucks

Stay hopeless and keep giving up.

When you press F3

Java Version    The version of the Java (eg: 1.8.0_74 64 bit)
Memory    Amount of available memory, depending on your device.
Allocated Memory    The memory that cannot be changed
CPU    Central Processing Unit, along with Intel/Core, along with GHz
Display    Shows display dimensions, along with graphics card stats
fps    The frequency at which frames in an electronic device consisting of a video game for instance, in which the video sequence is displayed. This is also referred to as frames per second (fps).
chunk updates
integrated server
C    Number of chunk sections
D    Reder Distance (client-based)
L    Blocks that have light updates to apply to (client-based)
pC    Pending chunks
pU    Pending uploads
aB    Available buffers
F    Number of loaded chunks outside the set render distance
O    Number of chunks terminated via occlusion culling.
E    Number of rendered entities over total entities in the form of a fraction
B    Unused, always zero
I    Amount of invisible entities
P    Quantity of particles onscreen
T    Shows your max frame rate and graphics type
All    Displays the amount of loaded entities (refer to entity list via /summon)
MultiplayerChunkCache    The highest number of chunks that can be loaded at a time.
Dimension FC    Location based on the dimension
XYZ    Location based on the coordinate scale. X: Number of blocks east or west, Y: Altitude and Z: Number of blocks north or south
Block    Coordinates of the block a player stands on
Chunk    Location of a player within a 16x16 area (chunk)
Facing    The direction in which a player is facing.
Biome    Location of biome in a snake-case string. Invalid if a player is in the following parameters: y=..0, 255...
Client Light
Server Light
Local Difficulty
Looking At    Coordinates for looking at a block or fluid in the form of XYZ. This is always rounded to a whole number.```

why people are talking about technic blades alot lately?

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Zerconium ✅ ✅ ✅

“If you actually make sense, that is partially nonsense”

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