“port forward all of the ports :)”
- Nintendo

youtube on their way to change the ui every 5 minutes

🏝️
iLand

Would you like an grim rub kentucky

java be like ClassFactoryProviderSingletonBuilder

i turn left then i turn around and desert you

built on Matrix

it is the matrix

javascript is the best language of all time here’s why

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“This image is gimped?”
“It’s krited”

“This image is photoshopped?”
“It’s tuxpainted”

Here’s a nonsense:

The new Discord update is actually good

Here’s a classic Google tactic: use “open source” to get devs hooked, then gradually slip in proprietary bits.

Once i got an ad that was literally
“who came first, the egg or the chicken
DOWNLOAD AMAZON TO FIND OUT”

i’m finding myself in this nonsense place

The motorcycle is the chicken???? 🏍️🐓

The bike is the silky chicken!

Wow. Wow! Look at that nonsense!

Quick, before it’s gone, just drag it to the desktop and you’ve got it (or copy and paste somewhere)!

No, no, no, no, no, no, there will be seagulls.

(you) Sure it wasn’t Victor Tran?

George, why is your search history full with “hot dandelion pics”?

how do you even install the app store if there is no app store

With
, the chance of building a killer app is bigger!
It’s a chance, not a guarantee

abcdes

oops, February 29th

but what about leap years though (i.e., 29 February)

nonsense overdose

Let’s start living carefully.

Visitor did not do it for me — the zoom!

Cherry bread?

Break up with your girlfriend because I’m bored

Let’s not pretend you’d scream.

What if you saw somebody outside hang-drying their toilet paper?

Your awkwardness is hurting me! It’s hurting my grades! Which hurt my college apps! Which hurts my future! Stop being awkward!

Dead; not a big surprise.

apple users when apple logo 🛐 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

OMG, thx

I HOPE YOUR WIFI DIES

Windows
Pro: You can name a file “pro”
Con: You can’t name a file “con”

nooooooo you can’t just put chromium and node.js together then call it a native app
haha electron go brrrrrrrrr

Captcha in 2040: Before you use this website, please let us see you through your camera and wait for someone to look at you so we can make sure you’re not a robot.

It’s called “Python” because of Monty Python, because it’s a joke

depending on your contacts, the statuses in WhatsApp can get weird very quickly

The real nonsenses are the friends we made along the way

Visitor. Visitor!!!

flories when i lock them in my basement (they don’t like me)

humanOS is bloated, like, why they added the existential crisis feature

top 10 amazing programming languages

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