lets have an apple watch

🍎 👀

I have a very convenient spot for my chargers: the floor

server name - meowy cabin
c - cabin
cat ears - c is a cat therefore its meowy
meowy cabin

I must be tweaking right now.

I think the padding is the problem.

Well, there is a man here, he offers you something.

Important questions:

• Is nonsense a joke?
• Is nonsense slop?
• Is nonsense brainrot?
• Is nonsense weird?
• Is nonsense absurd?
• Is nonsense makesense? (wait, we can’t ask that)
• Is nonsense creative text?

Gloriously, happily, completely nude! For eighteen weeks!

RIP MY GRANNY SHE GOT HIT BY A DUCK

Go ahead, I’m open source.

bhablock.

in most cases it’s wise not to go around shoving your ass into people’s faces

karilooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
karilo.

Relevance decays unless you actively refresh it.

Do you wish to be?

Can we all, please, just agree to stop using the word “seasoned”? That is a word for food, not people.

Please check if you are.

am i bare? yes
do i care? not really

I’m… pear?

Seriously, who’s going to hire me? I’m male, pale, and stale.

carry on ohhhhhhhhhhh

arabic music (move)

lacroix? close enough

of course abraham lincoln would like this

Ageism loves silence

Pause / Break /

Who said soup?

We don’t use words like “yippee”. It’s not professional.

✨ [intro] ✨

YIPPEE!

Who would’ve thought?

How to tell if someone is an angmo: ask them if they know the meaning of angmo

• Terence, how much nonsense do u want in your lines?
• Y E S

Bukit Batok: whose batok?

(2026-3036)

Angmo: Tam-pines!
Singaporean: Tam-pi-nees
True Blue Singaporean: Tam-pi-neeees

there is nothing that motivates us more than our own success

NEWYORKNEWYORK

You can’t look at me like that.

did you get the chernobyl rolls

I am so fucking gluteus

to ck seal it

this other recruiter has wayyyy more morrison

i don’t lock caps, sorry

Mam, I don’t eat caps, sorry

You are allowed to say “gex”.

I’m going on vacation now, to the grocery store, getting some… Uhhh… What’s it called? I scream?™ Uhh, yeah, that I guess

cot(x) stands for cot(x)

john rainwater will solve riemann hypothesis trust 🙏

all masculine on bottom

lecnetworkery

Note that being a gaijin in Japan means that you are also offered WAY more lenience than a japanese person.