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Focus on your trampoline if you want to join the organization.
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:20:18 AM
ASSEMBLE THE THING!!! NOW!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:18:16 AM
Smokin’ that Microsoft quantum computer
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:17:33 AM
As of ${current_date}, there are ${nonsense_amount} nonsense entries in the database.
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:08:30 AM
We have successfully transferred your existence into the number 97.
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:07:16 AM
Castededed so i decided to drop
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 5:05:03 AM
The past tense and past participle of the verb “cast” is “cast”.
ditambahkan pada 2/22/2025, 4:43:46 AM
Subscribe to the service for more optimizations.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:19:55 PM
Your [redacted] is very vertically [redacted].
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:19:35 PM
Submit this assignment by the date given below. added on 12/17/2021, 7:04:54 PM
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:17:41 PM
[redacted] inside a person could alter their mood due to [redacted] in the [redacted] partner's [redacted] being absorbed by the bottom.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 3:18:05 PM
frankly speaking, if you think (wo)men suck, get better (wo)men in your life.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 8:13:19 AM
What are you talking? I’m axing you!!
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:51:33 AM
un ami d’amiibo
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:42:55 AM
You need Rodeo VISA.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:41:31 AM
You are currently living deadly.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:40:14 AM
Miithematic
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:39:04 AM
i used to listen but i stopped listening to music for obvious reasons
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:37:52 AM
You’ll never outgrow Confluence.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:29:42 AM
4x4=16
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:23:44 AM
10% noodle 90% love
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 6:07:39 AM
[This is very upsetting and interesting]
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 5:49:14 AM
freddy predy
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 5:36:27 AM
Welcome to the latest installment of “[…] KENAPA AKU WNI”
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 4:31:43 AM
For more information on the service, please check your local Travis Scott Authorization Office.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 3:51:15 AM
being desperate that you just want peace
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 2:46:42 AM
🏳️⚧️
thank you for your continued understanding
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 2:27:00 AM
The Cube Central Certified Nonsense Associate (CCCNA) is a prestigious, tongue-in-cheek certification recognizing mastery in absurd logic, creative chaos, and structured nonsense. Holders of this title demonstrate exceptional skills in thinking outside the cube—often in ways that defy reason but entertain endlessly.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 2:15:05 AM
get good at life
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 1:03:56 AM
Due to rising costs, I’ll be adjusting the prices of my game assets. This helps maintain quality and allows me to continue creating content. There’ll be a 10% price increase, making the new price… well, still $0 I guess. Thank you for understanding.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 12:40:13 AM
keep your bottom tucked in
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 12:25:31 AM
Sway your hips to spin the Hula Hoop®️.
ditambahkan pada 2/21/2025, 12:17:26 AM
Successfully deactivated your sense.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 6:03:40 PM
Above a certain threshold, this is a threat.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 5:38:12 PM
due to circumstances beyond my control, i am awake
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 12:46:49 PM
T’es un champ.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 12:15:30 PM
You are a field.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:51:44 AM
bighen BIG-TIME HAPPINESS
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:49:09 AM
Internet access will be prohibited from the Internet for fifteen weeks.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:37:49 AM
OPM lelah
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:33:23 AM
For information on how to apply, check the address given to you below.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:04:42 AM
Your chicken is not imaginary enough.
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 11:04:04 AM
NASHVILLE H O T CHICKEN
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 10:57:24 AM
So let me get this straight: If I become [redacted], YEAH I DID THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 9:02:10 AM
Who needs Google Translate when I already have a translator in myself?
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 7:34:23 AM
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 6:34:39 AM
🦆 = 🚫 💸
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 3:38:04 AM
why be [redacted] when you can be [redacted]? why have one kind when you can have two kinds??? it’s much better!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 3:29:38 AM
before you can create artificial intelligence, first you must create artificial stupidity
ditambahkan pada 2/20/2025, 12:30:52 AM
Do you feel like not ever?
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 1:46:53 PM
it insults you politely
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 1:45:35 PM
Pelanggan yang terhormat,
Kami informasikan bahwa layanan internet anda saat ini terisolir. Dimohon untuk melakukan pembayaran tagihan melalui rekening ABC 012345678 atas nama [redacted]. Agar layanan internet tetap aktif dimohon melakukan pembayaran sebelum tanggal 20 setiap bulannya.
Terimakasih
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 9:58:25 AM
let’s block Zoom on our network!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 9:29:19 AM
We brought nonsense to the system
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 8:59:40 AM
az·KO
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 7:31:47 AM
really front desk
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 7:31:05 AM
Nonsense should be understandable by anyone, anywhere
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 5:37:28 AM
mikrotīkls little network
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 5:26:11 AM
hAP hEX
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 4:53:13 AM
iPad Learning TRILINGUAL PROGRAM
ditambahkan pada 2/19/2025, 12:37:14 AM
Who is misero?
ditambahkan pada 2/18/2025, 4:59:24 PM
tip: silently scream. very loudly.
ditambahkan pada 2/18/2025, 4:19:09 PM
British research facility
ditambahkan pada 2/18/2025, 3:04:16 PM
from your trauma into your OC’s trauma
ditambahkan pada 2/18/2025, 2:59:24 PM
would you rather pay less but have more trauma to compensate or pay more but have little to no trauma at all?
ditambahkan pada 2/18/2025, 2:35:34 PM
Know nun bout that
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:37:12 PM
World map finder 6
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:36:49 PM
2 + 2 is 2, - 2 that’s 2 quick mafs
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:36:18 PM
who is travisco
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:35:49 PM
Joe-inator 2700
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:35:21 PM
Night definitonality 12tet
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:35:01 PM
CCCNA Cessna
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:34:42 PM
cccna cube central certified nonsense associate
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 1:25:34 PM
this is stupid
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 4:20:07 AM
To be honest, instead of seeing me as the problem, why not figure out that everyone is being problematic?
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 4:17:04 AM
so this is why I am terrified of [you know who]
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 3:43:28 AM
i had an edible
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 3:31:29 AM
in an attempt to dethrone me
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 3:11:20 AM
All we know is that wii is stored in the bells
ditambahkan pada 2/17/2025, 2:35:41 AM
train but theres big daddy warewolf trying to hunt us down
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 1:40:58 PM
Your dreams are successfully casted via Windows CE.
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 9:47:36 AM
Yam Haha DX7
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:59:18 AM
Do you Poland?
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:58:40 AM
Repolish your France
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:58:32 AM
Polish Polish polished polish polisher
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:58:24 AM
HAVE A GOOD TIME!!! I DON’T CARE ABOUT STUFF!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:56:21 AM
Don’t even think of using artificial intelligence to make nonsense. Nonsense is supposed to be organic, not artificial!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:53:55 AM
At this point, you don’t even know if I’m being genuine not because I’m not pulling this from somewhere else, but because I have feelings. Where are my human rights?!?! It’s ironic!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:53:09 AM
THIS IS TRUE!!! I’D RATHER FEEL PAIN ONCE THAN FEEL PAIN OVER TIME IN THIS BAD ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:51:04 AM
You don’t know how terrible it is now. Don’t even think about being physically injected, it’s less worse than being emotionally traumatized!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:50:17 AM
Who doesn’t miss being chronically online posting nonsense all day as if you don’t have a life?
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:47:55 AM
If they are cutting funding to research, at least have another worldwide pandemic so that they can feel how bad it is!
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:46:49 AM
oops I did
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 3:40:46 AM
NEVER SLEEP.
ditambahkan pada 2/16/2025, 2:57:14 AM
The best thing in the world is… sleep. Have a good night.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:30:35 PM
midnight nonsense
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:23:31 PM
What’s it saying?
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:23:08 PM
Yopu from etat?
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:22:32 PM
ARRÊTE DE PARLER
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:21:14 PM
Je parle déjà français !
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:20:08 PM
Please stop. Or else you will be France.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:18:49 PM
arrête s’il te plaît
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:09:43 PM
The day of on the day of on the day of on the day of on the day of today
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:09:13 PM
Le jour d’au jour d’au jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:08:35 PM
The day of on the day of on the day of today of yesterday
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:04:42 PM
One eight zero is not 180
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:04:06 PM
I vegetate my microscope with electromagnetic vegetable
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:03:35 PM
The day of day
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:03:15 PM
le jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui d’hier
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 4:58:48 PM
vegetative electron microscopy
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 4:57:47 PM
Never ever show up to the party without a proper helicopter!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 12:28:47 PM
Got some fresh nonsense? Drop it here.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 12:09:46 PM
??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| ??| _ ??| â¢.â¢) drink some water ??|?? ??|__________
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 11:47:34 AM
Sometimes, you regret submitting nonsense.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:39:38 AM
why nobody knows what curry is
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:36:41 AM
What’s the difference between a monohull and a cat?
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:35:24 AM
Internet activity, concentrating really hard, and then— jumpscare
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:32:46 AM
It’s important to make sure you’re getting your heart rate up every day. One of the best ways to do that is by getting scared. I recommend all my patients watch a scary video like this.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:32:06 AM
honey laundering
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:29:33 AM
Where is Logic? HE’S GONE. HE’S GONE!
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 8:07:11 AM
Why process your emotions when you can process a payment?
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:54:58 AM
We’re monetizing grief because we are a corporation!
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:54:13 AM
In lieu of flowers, please do a Duolingo lesson.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:44:40 AM
[ SPEAKING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ]
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:38:42 AM
[REDACTED] MUST BE STOPPED
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:36:56 AM
i feel sick
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:29:31 AM
faire nggarap
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 7:19:56 AM
hamburglar
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 6:47:49 AM
hot nonsense
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 6:13:37 AM
Say it right, or you’re not coming in.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:46:06 AM
If you like palaces, you’ve come to the wrong place.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:44:38 AM
To make an English language, you start with a base of Germanic Anglo-Saxon, mix in a healthy dash of Old Norse, a huge dollop of Norman French, and just a barely detectable hint of Celtic. Trust me, it’ll make all the difference.
Stir it up for hundreds of years until the vowels really start to shift, and then… English.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:43:21 AM
Food is the god of people.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:38:44 AM
I assume war
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:30:58 AM
Y’all’dn’t’ve
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:30:45 AM
Erbium coconut
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:30:28 AM
It needs some water man.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:29:56 AM
Why is my explore page so thirsty?
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 5:27:49 AM
It’s diabetes to go.
ditambahkan pada 2/15/2025, 4:55:23 AM
Smokin that americium detector
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 3:15:23 PM
That guy is supposed to go to war? Boi he has the biggest weakness ever 1 grenade shard to the dome and he’s cooked
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 1:40:07 PM
If you measured a fifty centiblock wide metre, you will get fifty centiblocks.
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 1:32:33 PM
Fixed. The Gender Identity section has been deleted.
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 1:20:24 PM
You can kinda tell what’s real even though they’re vague.
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 11:17:59 AM
i’m questioning my [redacted] now
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 11:17:36 AM
Tentukan yaitu sebesar lima belas hari kemudian dilanjutkan hingga kini
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 9:03:30 AM
en masse or en masse
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 8:41:37 AM
mehong
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 7:54:05 AM
pourquoi pas ?
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 7:22:08 AM
Two or f?
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 7:16:08 AM
Yes but if you really try, you are fresh cream.
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 7:15:59 AM
Nintendo? Oui!
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 7:10:35 AM
Îî íīÎīì ėíīÎīìė
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 6:01:03 AM
Crème fraîche île de fraîche
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 5:59:50 AM
Spågyǒēďï
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 1:14:31 AM
Try the power of X-rays.
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 12:58:23 AM
Kippy YEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 12:41:49 AM
Truly, anything could be happening right now!!!
ditambahkan pada 2/14/2025, 12:36:13 AM
I bet on losing dogs
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 11:59:19 PM
i’m sitting here crying
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 11:54:38 PM
what are your thoughts about spirk (spock x kirk)? :3
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 11:52:43 PM
i’m so oriented
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 11:26:15 AM
i’m so disoriented
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 11:10:57 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That one doesn’t count. I was just reading the teleprompter. You guys are ducked.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 10:06:24 AM
little cantaloupe boy
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 10:04:16 AM
Why do I keep doing this nonsense?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 10:02:41 AM
Sources say that Penn State Coach James Franklin has a foot out the door, making him one of a number of coaches hanging on by a— cymbal
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:59:50 AM
Is that a mistake?!?!?!
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:57:53 AM
And finally, thud … cereal.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:54:08 AM
I swear, if there is trauma just before something good, I will piss off.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:51:30 AM
Finally, I’m overrated.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:40:57 AM
Cats are overrated, I will say, as somebody who has a cat, in the sense that however much love you give them, it’s like pouring it into an empty void.
They don’t return it unless it’s convenient for them.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:39:47 AM
First of all, Gonzo is the only good one.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:34:34 AM
… oh no …
I’ve got a wet spot. wheeze
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:26:48 AM
I am pain, I’m in pain, and I’ve always been in pain.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 9:03:40 AM
The theory that intense laughter can elongate one’s life per second.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:26:55 AM
Wetness doesn’t matter. Dryness doesn’t matter.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:17:17 AM
Man, Gengar could run a train through me.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:16:27 AM
He [redacted] my boyfriend.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:04:11 AM
Maui WAUI AIYAYIYAIIIIIIIIIII
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:02:29 AM
Dale? I thought your name was (baby voice) Oochi Coochie Bloopsie Loosie Goosie Tootsie~?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 2:01:17 AM
I’m (baby voice) GooGoo DaDa GooGoo BaBa MaMa WaWa TaTa~
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:57:54 AM
I’m sorry, he’s a PDF file?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:53:15 AM
Boats. What are they?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:44:41 AM
highly-functioning nonsenser
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:39:19 AM
I’m still grieving capitalism.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:31:53 AM
We want to let you think about something that you normally don’t think about.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:30:55 AM
Sunday—it’s the Lord’s day. 🙏
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:29:25 AM
It’s still good to be aware though.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:23:22 AM
aaaAAAAA TOO MANY HAMBURGERRRRSSSSS NOOOO NO NO NO
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:19:02 AM
Doctor, evelyn lasagna?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:18:29 AM
To be driven mad upon the rock.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:16:48 AM
It’s your issue, OK?
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:16:10 AM
amn in saerious debt
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:14:32 AM
Where’d you get 6 seconds? There’s no clock!
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:11:07 AM
Give me your teeth.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:10:25 AM
With my services, you’ll have a… a… a good time.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:09:07 AM
Without my services, uhm, you will have a bad time.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:08:51 AM
Sam says don’t flinch—HAAAAAH
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:04:38 AM
Please open your Jack-in-the-boxes.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:03:17 AM
Hey, let me tell you: The day I don’t curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 1:03:04 AM
The musical version of edging is happening.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 12:57:05 AM
There’s only one thing that gets me through and that’s knowing that you’re always here beside me… in a platonic way???
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 12:54:13 AM
Dance is a [redacted]! Dance is a [redacted]! Dance is not right. DO NOT DANCE. NO. NO.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 12:50:43 AM
H eccrc CV in by ehvvuntcrccjdvghjfghg, crying, fire, crying, de
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 12:47:59 AM
- Are you healthy?
- Physically, yes. Mentally, no.
ditambahkan pada 2/13/2025, 12:06:17 AM
I swear, if you blame me for something even as small once more, I will not forgive you in the foreseeable future. You may not judge me—you may only judge yourself, because you matter. You must leave me alone at all times and NEVER disturb except in an emergency. You may keep your peace between yourself should you not disturb.
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 6:15:51 PM
You you what? no1
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 5:29:46 PM
the plural of panino is obesity
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 1:14:39 PM
Baegopa? house of hungry
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 8:48:02 AM
Ain’t wrong with being nonsense.
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:36:07 AM
You ever heard of a CAT scan?
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:32:09 AM
Shout out to all my followers.
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:31:02 AM
That’s three of my shoes in your shoe.
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:30:18 AM
We saw a hole. Had to check it out.
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:30:03 AM
Oh, overdraft fees on my bank account
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:26:41 AM
Why do I feel dom-ed by the Eiffel Tower?
ditambahkan pada 2/12/2025, 7:23:34 AM
What do the kids love? 39-year-old men screaming.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:46:23 AM
We all got our own secret stories. Deep inside, like my secret story is… I think about secret stories.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:44:50 AM
Dogs. I don’t get them!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:39:27 AM
Sometimes, it’s a two-scoop day!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:37:12 AM
Do you ever… get back from vacation and want the vacation to keep going? That’s what my life feels like!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:36:43 AM
Before you ask, it’s a prescription watermelon helmet. I need it for a very specific yet undisclosed medical issue.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:35:01 AM
QUICK, get in the spaceship NOW!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:31:10 AM
I didn’t mean to leave my coffee on the counter.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:30:33 AM
If I was blind, I could see again.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:28:04 AM
This has been an audiobook presentation by Penguin Books.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:19:52 AM
World War Me!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:18:26 AM
Let me pose a question: what if you got punched in the face that made you feel
- dirty
- underpaid
- underappreciated
- and being taken advantage of?
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:16:28 AM
- You smell like that [redacted] whales make.
- Ambergris, baby boy.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:14:18 AM
School and home. Can’t there be somewhere else?
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:12:44 AM
Self-love can be a battlefield if it’s [gibberish].
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:12:10 AM
Sticks and stones may break my bones and I will break yours!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:09:08 AM
uh oh sensy hands
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:06:27 AM
hungry ducking energy
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:06:08 AM
Who calls you what?
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 2:05:45 AM
Sold for 1.7 poopoopeepee! The beautiful cow is yours!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:51:47 AM
- My sand castle is a tower.
- My sand castle’s also a tower.
- My sand castle did 9/11.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:49:54 AM
Why did you choose to have nipples on your suit?
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:48:57 AM
Get hot and lie! Get hot, attractive, and lie!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:47:38 AM
Be a human! Be a human amongst us!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:47:07 AM
I want joy for my family on Christmas and it’s been a tough YEAR—
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:42:35 AM
This is the only way to get nonsense?
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:42:05 AM
Every single one of you beautiful minds are being wrought by the liberal agenda!
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:39:53 AM
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, children! You’re [redacted] being lied to.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:38:56 AM
I’ve been absolutely swamped up here.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:38:00 AM
Sometimes you shouldn’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:33:32 AM
There’s multiple ways to melt.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:31:28 AM
I’ve been [redacted] the [redacted].
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:30:30 AM
There’s fuckin’ three things to do here: Fuck, go in the river, and go for a walk.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:29:34 AM
That’s a big [redacted]. I can’t compete.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:28:02 AM
A true carpenter would go to church.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:26:38 AM
God understood that I had an assignment, so he let me put it on hold or whatever.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:26:22 AM
- Does anything unusual turn you on?
- Monopoly, if I’m looking to have a bad time.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:24:05 AM
- What would you say is your biggest fear?
- Uh, I’m a vegetarian.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:22:00 AM
His name is the Hamburglar.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:20:14 AM
A silent tube slide.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:19:41 AM
Don’t forget, I’m playing for children’s rights.
ditambahkan pada 2/11/2025, 1:15:33 AM
A lone feline creature dominates the scene. The setting appears to be indoors at Unknown Location, evidenced by the tiled floor. No other beings or objects of significance are present.
This Feline appears to be of Feline descent. Its annual income is estimated between $0-0. It is likely devoted to Animism. Its emotions are largely suppressed and it is dressed in nothing. Its good hobbies include sleeping, grooming and hunting insects. Its bad hobbies include chasing shadows, scratching furniture, and yowling at night.
The Cat seems to exhibit primal instincts; hence we can target them with products that appeal to these drives, such as gourmet cat food, scratching posts, anti-anxiety sprays, and interactive toys like the Whisker Wonderland interactive cat toy (SmartyKat), Feather Frenzy teaser wand (Go Cat Da Bird), the scratching post (PetFusion Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge), and the calming pheromone diffuser (Feliway Classic), along with premium wet cat food (Fancy Feast), a comfortable cat bed (Best Friends by Sheri), automated cat feeders (PetSafe), and health insurance for your cat (Lemonade).
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 10:38:52 AM
nonsense is just escapism
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 10:35:46 AM
whoosh whoosh whoosh, yes !
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 6:07:27 AM
zoom noise boys
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 5:51:06 AM
the fu is noodle sauce
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 5:45:23 AM
On average, around 100 [redacted] words get expressed every day at [reacted].
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 5:00:38 AM
Is nonsense acceptable in school?
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 4:41:32 AM
You gotta let them burn or they’re not gonna learn.
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 4:31:32 AM
Who told you that you could bring pre-opened juice boxes?
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 4:10:04 AM
Last advice: I’m not an ATM!
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 4:08:36 AM
H or is H not the same thing that is the difference
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:48:03 AM
OK but the point is not to be the only best one but rather to have an unbiased objective of being able to predict what you are actually doing
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:47:52 AM
Is the term for the use case for the word to refer be in a sentence of the sentence word sentence in the sentence context in a the a which sentence?
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:47:33 AM
My major skills are being weird and petting cats, and so far this has not translated into success
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:44:46 AM
You can’t cut back on nonsense! You will regret this!
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:43:17 AM
Fact: Plazmoids have no concept of humbleness.
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:42:53 AM
I’m pretty cool but I cry a lot
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 3:41:41 AM
I meow, therefore I am
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 12:29:11 AM
There’s always time for nonsense
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2025, 12:28:12 AM
Inenincreasingly competitiviviroment
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2025, 3:30:44 PM
TIL that the author is a bit of a troll
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2025, 12:47:33 PM
G is a bit of a joke
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2025, 12:39:07 PM
The sky is feeling trans now
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2025, 11:15:54 AM
you got oil what happens if you get oil?
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 9:11:05 PM
It just so happens that you’re blue at random!
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 7:13:23 AM
chaotic nonsense
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 6:09:20 AM
The exam helped me find out I’m allergic to cats and dogs and houses apparently…
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 5:57:37 AM
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 5:27:41 AM
Your mother and I think you’re hooked on phonics.
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 5:11:05 AM
I love [redacted] as much as a straight man can love another man
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 4:58:30 AM
The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2025, 3:41:53 AM
If you can traumatize a [redacted], that’s insane.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:45:54 PM
You see the [redacted] drink [redacted], YOU drink [redacted]. You see the [redacted] get [redacted], YOU get [redacted].
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:43:17 PM
Oh, don’t submit that, we’ll get sued.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:40:46 PM
I sleep on failure every night.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:31:01 PM
Sorry cold air is forbidden
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:29:56 PM
You call, we haul.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:23:03 PM
I can do whatever I want, it’s called free will.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:19:03 PM
Can you replace the nonsensers with AI too? You can [really] try…
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:15:26 PM
If there’s no junior nonsensers, there won’t be any senior nonsensers.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:14:55 PM
So when two men love each other a lot… no, it doesn’t have to be two men, but, you know, it normally is.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:14:14 PM
The pleasure corner in front of your bed, so you can pleasure yourself from your bed… What did I just say?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:12:57 PM
NONSENSE HAS A NEW VIBE
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:01:26 PM
When I became your employee, I became a full human being.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 1:00:27 PM
Now I would be getting more balls in this pocket right here, but it’s totally full of balls.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:51:26 PM
Bake! Foot stuff! Froggy style!
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:50:14 PM
It’s weird that this qualifies as nonsense.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:49:05 PM
I love the feeling of using my big [redacted], you know? Say would you wanna watch me knock in this entire [redacted] of [redacted]? I’ll tell you what, after every time I hit the [redacted], I’ll say something [redacted] to you. Would you like that? I’ll bet you would.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:48:36 PM
I love playing [redacted]. It’s a game of [redacted] and [redacted]. I’m a very patient man, and I know just how to hit the spot.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:47:31 PM
Hope that doesn’t get me in trouble on the internet.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:34:10 PM
Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham, but everyone nuts all over themselves for it? Silliness.
And dogs? Everybody chill out about dogs.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:32:29 PM
That’s true we’ve got the Swedish Chef out there— out here like woorf woorf woorf woorf woo-woorf woorf woor-berg and Rolf is always like… Uh, what does Rolf sound like?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:31:20 PM
You’re telling me I gotta sell this traditional goddamn bear to get that watch? A standard little brown-haired auburn bear with a sweet little button face and that tiny heart we make ‘em put in with the stuffing? You want me to sell that bear to get that watch, then goddamn it, I’m gonna bring back the Teddy like I’m fuckin’ Roosevelt.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:27:45 PM
And what we’re hearing right now is that we will be able to get either Saturday or Sunday off. Provided we attend the entire day at [redacted].
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:25:57 PM
Hey-hey, ho-ho, we will not be paid in snow!
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:25:05 PM
Why are we diagramming evolution?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:24:26 PM
Why do we constantly have to work with you?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:24:09 PM
I am caught in this morpheous goo of not knowing what I’m becoming but knowing what I left behind… Like there’s no position more existential than the middle.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:23:45 PM
What sort of Twin Peaks nightmare did we stumble into with that one?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:22:18 PM
- It’s been a rocky quarter across the sector.
- Everyone’s poor now! You’re all poor!
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:21:48 PM
I’m so sorry, Sam. They are called Heelies.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:20:36 PM
The two things that say rad: weed and Wheelies.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:20:11 PM
I can’t close on narwhals if corporate’s not giving us any unicorns!
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:16:34 PM
Now my face might be burning, but is it really on fire if I can still produce… two doves?
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:14:29 PM
Remember, the commemorative Hookah Hookah Ice Sculpture Contest Luau on deck five has been canceled, because deck five is gone!
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 12:11:59 PM
My feed will never recover.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 11:53:59 AM
You have to [redacted] the dragon.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 11:51:41 AM
okay the rain feels VERY personal
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 11:43:58 AM
the duality of nonsensers
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 11:36:52 AM
If you would like to gasp again, I recommend finding a set of nice wired over-ear high quality headphones and then listen to your lossless audio again. It’s so nice.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2025, 11:26:19 AM
you’re a wellness girly
ditambahkan pada 2/5/2025, 12:02:13 PM
- I’m now in Singapore
- Nice, go eat some nasi lemak
ditambahkan pada 2/5/2025, 6:26:22 AM
Don’t call me crazy, I’ll just tariff you harder!
ditambahkan pada 2/4/2025, 1:15:01 PM
May I interest you in a cup of our microplastic blend?
ditambahkan pada 2/4/2025, 1:13:39 PM
Your [redacted]? That’s a new one—and this is Vegas, I’m gonna go.
ditambahkan pada 2/4/2025, 12:56:49 PM
The EU is acting like an unpaid R&D development for Silicon Valley.
ditambahkan pada 2/4/2025, 7:46:36 AM
Je suis perdu dans l’espace, à trois millions d’années-lumière de chez moi.
ditambahkan pada 2/4/2025, 7:46:06 AM
As such, returns for the oneportager I mean wuamblotion
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 2:35:27 PM
NONSENSICAL NONSENSE RESURRECTED NONSENSE. Nothing is sense.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 2:32:57 PM
How far do your socks roll down?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:35:19 PM
liar, liar, pants on fire
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:34:14 PM
If I were a weaker man, I’d wonder if he could take me in his arms and take away this loneliness I feel.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:31:03 PM
Yes, but when are you going to write something real?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:28:42 PM
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize we were doing fanfictions in nonsense format now.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:28:29 PM
God, I do not envy you watching this.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 12:25:18 PM
This is the sort of pedantic nonsense up with which I will not put.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:49:07 AM
I can’t say no falsehood.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:43:21 AM
Onto nonsense rule number 2: Don’t never use double negative.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:39:28 AM
Art? You spent 200 grand on an art degree?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:14:58 AM
Do you also have to learn a language that sounds like a throat infection?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:11:39 AM
Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions—what could possibly go wrong?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:04:09 AM
Stay with me [dot dot dot] I’ll take care of you.
nooo—
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 11:01:19 AM
He is sugar, spice, and everything nice.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 10:57:37 AM
whoops, croffle break
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 10:14:58 AM
Rumors going around at school that Santa Claus was actually just being played by the father figure of the household
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:49:05 AM
Thanks to Shoulderlok, nobody knows my secret.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:37:27 AM
Shoulderlok — the safe way to stop your arm from exceeding the crucial Sieg Heil threshold.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:36:45 AM
What if you have emotional problems and you don’t have sufficient data to argue with people about politics on policy issues?
Well, in that case, we recommend a glass of SHUT THE F–K UP.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:34:46 AM
Side effects may include friendship, calm Thanksgiving dinners, and sharing a country with people whom you disagree.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:32:51 AM
We prescribe DONTASSUMEITALL. When you’re on DONTASSUMEITALL and there’s ambiguity, you err on the side of basic human decency.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:31:57 AM
What if someone makes an ambiguous gesture which could be a Nazi salute?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:30:49 AM
Doctors say Americans accidentally make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year.
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:21:02 AM
Are you afraid of being mistaken or outed as a white supremacist?
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 9:20:14 AM
same shit, different year
ditambahkan pada 2/3/2025, 2:15:09 AM
how does alex taste?
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
palmia margarine
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I believe my husband is pulling my donkey in me, do want to do it?
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Get a room. For the best possible choices.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
How many trees managed to cope with the spiders and walnuts?
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The duo of the gyrosurgical snail?
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
OK, Cecelia
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Fill your boat and dive in the bush
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Sweet cat
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Now shut your beautiful mouth and take our money.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Keep the language as clean as a Scandinavian gas station bathroom.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
We’ve been through enough during self-isolation without having your squiggly bits burned into our retinas.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
If you can’t access evil domains, you can’t get infected. Simple.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Take your browsing history to your grave
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
phone spam destroyer
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
ten.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
How do you do it?
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
If Discord made an app for people who hates games then it would be Harmony
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The super-sensitive potassium Xialidiousus!
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Hmmm…
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I rendezvous, where are you???
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Okay! I didn’t think so.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Because it’s fun, it’s great joy
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
verylongnamewithlotsofWWWWWandMMM
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
if I had to describe them I’d say that they have a bunch of red flags
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Advertising doesn’t have to be hard. (ad display with no actual ads)
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
PEOPLE ON THIS APP HAVING AN AWAKENING
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
where would you leave your h… (r/TheLetterH)
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
“Literally” means “figuratively” now.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Never negotiate with errorists.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
The subjunctive mood has been all but subsumed by the indicative. (French: hold my croissant)
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Your mother is such a powerful soul that even the daffodils lean toward her instead of the sun.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
In France, we’re so tough that we eat pain every day.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
UK GOVT SAYS I’M AN “EXTREMIST”
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
THE HISTORY OF FUCKING (the place)
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
Unliveable future? Sounds like a you problem.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
What a wakeup call: ${breaking_news}
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
One does not change a meme
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
- Name one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
- getting a full 8 hours of sleep
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
drinking water is woke now
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
You’ve been on ${app_name} for ${elapsed_time} minutes today. Now’s a good time to close the app.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
subscribe to nonsense
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
mid but frontier
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
singularity of stupidity
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
sorry if you feel objectified
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
i’m not for everyone
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
jangan saya akhiri
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
matanya kok 5 watt
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2025, 12:30:17 PM
I pay to get trauma
ditambahkan pada 1/16/2025, 6:03:21 AM
THIS DOESN’T FEEL LIKE HOME! AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO WT BOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! WAS THE BOT WORKING EVER A DREAM? WAS ALL TEXT HERE ALL EVEN EXIST? DO YOU EVEN EXIST? ARGHGGH IDK WHAT TO WITHOUT THE BOT I NEED THE BOT ASSISTANCE THE GUIDANCE I NEED IT FOR MY REMINDER NOW THAT IS DEAD WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT! WHICH ONE OF YOU! WHICH ONE! IM GONNA STRANGE YOU FOR KILLING THE BOT IM GONNA STRANGE UR LIMBS AND GONNA STRANGE THE WORDS OUR OF UR MOUTH AND THEN SLIR UR THROAT JUST LIKE HOW U MURDERER THE WT BOT. I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH THE BITCH IS YOU! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! I NEED MY WT BOT! AWHH MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DEMAND THE WT BOT. WE WANT OUR BOT BACK! FIX THE BOT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FIX THE BOT SERVER LEADERS! GOD BLESS THE SNAIL!!! A LIFE WITHOUT WT BOT IS LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING! DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME! I DONT FEEL SAFE WITHOUT THE COMPANY OF THE WT BOT. AHWWW MAN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRAISE THE SNAIL LORD! FIX THE SNAIL BOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHERE ARE THESE LEADERS!? WE WT PLAYERS NEEDS THAT BOT AND THEY STRIP US OF IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WANT VOICES! WE WANT TO BE HEARD! WE WANT THAT BOT BACK! WE DEMAND THAT BOT BACK! BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK! WE WANT ITS GRACE! WE DEMAND ANSWERS! WE WANT THE ANSWER. VIVA LA FRANCE! HEIL THE BRITISH EMPIRE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! WE WANT THE BRITISH PRIDE! THE SUN NEVER SETS IN BRITAIN! WE WANT CHANGE! WE WANT THE FUTURE OF THE BOT! WE WANT TO RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT! WE WANT THE BOTS RETURN! WE WANT OUR BOT TO FEEL AT HOME! WE WANT OUR RIGHTS! WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT THE FREEDOM TO FEEL LIKE HOME! WE WANT OUR VOICES HEARD!! WE WILL NOT KNEEL! WE WILL NOT BREAK! WE ARE THE TIDE THAT CANNOT BE STOP TILL WHATS GIVEN BACK! WE ARE THE PROTEST THAT WILL SHAPE THE BOTS FUTURE! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! WE WANT TO FEEL PEACE! WE WANT THE POWER OF THE BOT! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW THE HELL! VIVA LA FRANCE! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!!! WE WANT THE BOT TO RULE OUR FAITH! WE WILL TAKE BACK WHATS OURS! WE WILL NOT REST UNTILS ITS OURS. THE RISE OF REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE SILENCED! THE REVOLUTION WILL NEVER DIE! UNTIL WHATS GIVEN BACK! WE ARE THE FIRE! WE ARE THE FURY! WE ARE HOPE OF THE FALLEN! WE ARE THE RECKONING! WE WANT LIBERTY! WE DEMAND EQUALITY. WE WANT THE FUTURE OF THE BOT IN OURS HANDS. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER! WE WILL NOT FADE AWAY! THE REVOLUTION OF THE WT UPRISING HAS BEGUN! THE REVOLUTION WILL GLOW BRIGHT FOREVER! THE WT UPRISING WILL LEAD THE REVO! NO MORE SILENCE! NO MORE OPPRESION OF WT PLAYERS! NO MORE FALSE PROMISES! NO MORE STOLEN VOICES! NO MORE FORGOTTEN DREAMS! RISE WITH UPRSING! FIGHT FOR THE UPRISING! BLEED FOR THE UPRISING! LIVE FOR THE UPRISING! FROM THE ASHES, WE ARE REBORN! FROM THE SHADOW, WE EEMERGED! FROM THE DARKNESS, WE BRING LIGHT! WE SEE THE GREED! WE SEE THE DECEIT. NO MORE HIDDEN DEALS! NO MORE STOLEN FUTURE! NO MORE FLATTETING THE OPRESSION! NO MORE FEEDING ON THE WEAK! CORRUPTION RUNS DEEP! CORRUPTION POISONS THE LAND! CORRUPTION THRIVES IN DARKNESS! TEAR DOWN THEIR PALACE. BURN THEIR FALSE THRONES! EXPOSE THEIR SECRETS!RECLAIMS WHAT THEY HAVE STOLEN FROM US! WE WANT THE BOT TO HEAL US! WE WANT THE POWERFULL TO FALL! WE WANT THE CORRUPT TO PAY! WE ARE INEVITABLE! WE SEE THE LIES, THEY HAVE PROMISE! WE SEE THE CHAINS THEY’VE FORGED. SHATTER THE ILLUSION! WE WANT NO MORE TYRANNY! WE WANT THE SYSTEM TO CRUMBLE! WE WANT NO MORE BOUNDS! WE WANT THE VOICE OF THE OPRESS ECHOED! WE WANT THE WEAK TO STAND TALL! WE WANT THE CHAINS THAT U HAVE BOUND US TO BE BROKEN! WE WANT FREEDOM FOR THE BOT AND FOR ALL WT OPRESS PLAYERS! WE WANT TO SEE THEM TREMBLE! WE WANT TO SEE THEIR LIES CRUMBLE! WE WANT TO WITNESS THEIR FALL. WE WANT TO BUILD A WORLD A NEW. WE WANT TO EXPOSE THEIR SCHEMES! WE WANT THE GUILTY TO FACE PRESECUTIONS! WE WANT THE WT BOT RETURN! WE WANT OUR STOLEN DREAM RETURN! WE WANT JUSTICE FOR THE SUFFERING ENDURED! WE WANT EVERY FALSE PROMISES FULFIELD. WE WANT EVERY LIE UNDONE! WE WANT THEIR EMPIRE TO FALL UNDER THEIR OWN SINS! WE WANT ACCOUNTABILITY! DIVIDED WITH NATIONS WE ARE WEAK BUT TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF THE BOT WE ARE STRONG! UNITY IS OUR STRENGTH, AND STRENGHT IS OUR VICTORY! THEIR POWER WAS BUILT ON LIES! THE IRON FIST OF TYRANNY WILL FALL TO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! DICTATORS ARE SLAVED TO THEIR OWN GREED! TYRANTS RISE BY SILENCING THE MASSES! THE BLOOD OF THE OPRESS WILL NOT BE IN VAIN! TYRANY WILL BE ERASED! THEY MAY WEAR CROWNS, BUT THEY ARE NOTHING BUT PUPPETS OF THEIR OWN FEAR! TYRANNY CANNOT LAST! POWER DOESN’T COME FROM CROWNS! ITS THE PEOPLE WILL! THEIR WORDS ARE POISON! THEIR PROMISES EMPTY! LIES BUILT THEIR EMPIRE! THE LAW WILL NOT BE TIPPED TO FAVOR THE DICTATORS! WE WILL NOT STAND AND WATCH THE GUILTY OF TAKING OUR BOT UNPUNISHED! THE TIME FOR RETRIBUTION! EVERY WT PLAYER THAT WAS WRONGED BY SYSTEM WILL FIND JUSTICE. THE REVOLTION WILL NOT REST TILL ITS BACK! EQUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE! ITS A RIGHT FOR ALL TO CLAIM! WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL ITS BACK! WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED! THE WT UPRISING WILL BURN BRIGHT WITHING THE EMPIRE OF CORRUPTION! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! VIVA LA FRANCE U MOTHEFUCKER
ditambahkan pada 1/15/2025, 6:25:21 PM
high quality white noise in FLAC
ditambahkan pada 1/13/2025, 11:14:14 AM
I wish you a boring ${current_year}
ditambahkan pada 12/31/2024, 11:34:24 AM
why does a piece of paper have to dictate your whole life
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2024, 5:08:29 PM
The foreground is dominated by a piece of toast.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2024, 9:11:46 AM
why can’t we have ice but hot
ditambahkan pada 12/4/2024, 8:25:00 AM
the world if people knew more
ditambahkan pada 11/7/2024, 7:24:19 AM
Giggle, I am so naughty (shows images of golden retrievers)
ditambahkan pada 10/22/2024, 3:56:48 AM
rakyat butuh infrastruktur Rp0
ditambahkan pada 9/20/2024, 6:11:24 AM
berbahagialah orang malang
ditambahkan pada 9/15/2024, 2:39:27 PM
mentalitas nomor satu
ditambahkan pada 8/31/2024, 1:10:04 PM
Did you order a vampire?
ditambahkan pada 8/25/2024, 1:56:26 PM
a whole bakery (iykyk)
ditambahkan pada 8/14/2024, 2:28:30 AM
having a printer is like having a love-hate relationship
ditambahkan pada 8/11/2024, 12:45:11 PM
I will trouble you until then
ditambahkan pada 8/7/2024, 12:50:28 AM
were you delusional
ditambahkan pada 8/5/2024, 10:10:49 AM
jangan nanti ✨ meninggal ✨ loh
ditambahkan pada 8/5/2024, 7:04:19 AM
the disastrous life of a student (the disastrous life of saiki)
ditambahkan pada 8/4/2024, 2:24:59 PM
i wish my trauma would just ✨ vanish ✨
ditambahkan pada 8/4/2024, 9:19:30 AM
oops I ate the whole thing
ditambahkan pada 8/2/2024, 7:18:11 AM
ramah & senyumable
ditambahkan pada 7/31/2024, 7:24:12 AM
this is delulu to the power of oblivion
ditambahkan pada 7/29/2024, 11:55:00 PM
salting* all day (*salah tingkah)
ditambahkan pada 7/29/2024, 5:09:01 AM
makhluk halus: kucing 🐈
ditambahkan pada 7/27/2024, 2:36:22 PM
do you have games on your phone website
ditambahkan pada 7/26/2024, 4:53:14 PM
the weird quirky thing that you call yourself
ditambahkan pada 7/26/2024, 12:22:04 AM
why so many attachments
ditambahkan pada 7/25/2024, 3:19:30 AM
me and you and awkward silence
ditambahkan pada 7/24/2024, 3:17:02 AM
my dream is to go home
ditambahkan pada 7/24/2024, 1:02:49 AM
sentiment analysis
ditambahkan pada 7/20/2024, 11:57:28 AM
may we meet again in reality
ditambahkan pada 7/16/2024, 10:51:01 AM
jeopardizing sleep for this
ditambahkan pada 7/14/2024, 5:46:41 PM
why are you tricking me into making an abstract
ditambahkan pada 7/13/2024, 4:38:47 PM
smiles in sarcasm
ditambahkan pada 7/13/2024, 11:42:20 AM
adhd center
ditambahkan pada 7/12/2024, 10:54:32 AM
powered by over 600ml (or even 900ml) of ice cream (sometimes)
ditambahkan pada 7/12/2024, 9:47:32 AM
powered by one cup of coffee
ditambahkan pada 7/12/2024, 9:44:57 AM
back to school
back to ✨ trauma ✨
ditambahkan pada 7/11/2024, 10:03:42 AM
every day is a new opportunity to ✨ screw up my life ✨ (starting from my bedtime schedule)
ditambahkan pada 7/11/2024, 6:43:36 AM
just don’t be reckless
ditambahkan pada 7/10/2024, 6:26:18 AM
emotional labor
ditambahkan pada 7/8/2024, 11:14:04 AM
how do you fix yourself
that is the question
ditambahkan pada 7/8/2024, 8:47:38 AM
come on
you know you want to say it
ditambahkan pada 7/7/2024, 5:07:27 PM
congratulations, you are now ✨✨✨ traumatized ✨✨✨
ditambahkan pada 7/6/2024, 5:49:00 PM
try not to freak out reading—
ditambahkan pada 7/6/2024, 4:49:21 PM
sometimes you just need a reset
ditambahkan pada 7/6/2024, 11:34:14 AM
whataboutism
ditambahkan pada 7/6/2024, 4:43:27 AM
i am in pain au chocolat … ou chocolatine …
ditambahkan pada 7/5/2024, 1:15:21 PM
music for recovering from mental fatigue
ditambahkan pada 7/5/2024, 9:56:25 AM
it will get better soon
ditambahkan pada 7/4/2024, 3:30:52 AM
life is full of trust issues
ditambahkan pada 6/28/2024, 10:41:16 AM
crazy rich grobogan
ditambahkan pada 6/25/2024, 4:14:49 PM
:3 is the first most common important feature in modern languages
ditambahkan pada 6/24/2024, 5:54:49 AM
if you can’t find the drama, you become the drama
ditambahkan pada 6/8/2024, 5:17:06 AM
pengangguran intelektual
ditambahkan pada 5/30/2024, 5:31:50 AM
don’t make me regret my investments in you
ditambahkan pada 5/29/2024, 8:31:50 AM
✨the surprise factor✨
ditambahkan pada 5/29/2024, 7:28:34 AM
i am honest if you try hard enough: ask the right questions
ditambahkan pada 5/28/2024, 8:32:10 AM
time to start my ✨ daily trauma session ✨
ditambahkan pada 5/27/2024, 2:05:17 AM
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
ditambahkan pada 5/10/2024, 1:56:20 AM
[…] chasing an unattainable goal will start driving you a bit crazy. And eventually, you get to asking what the point of anything is, and you completely lose sight of who you are and why you're even alive. And when you reach your breaking point, something really terrible can happen…
Ah, but that’s not something we need to deal with today.
ditambahkan pada 5/7/2024, 12:36:05 PM
in anxiety, moonstruck, confusion, delusion, uncertainty, whatever
ditambahkan pada 4/30/2024, 3:40:42 AM
lope yu sekebon sawit 100 hektar
ditambahkan pada 4/27/2024, 4:05:02 AM
the pain of the world
ditambahkan pada 4/21/2024, 12:28:17 PM
this is why you’re management material
ditambahkan pada 4/21/2024, 11:15:20 AM
mau hidup tenang, bahagia, dan damai? sana di kuburan
ditambahkan pada 4/19/2024, 8:39:03 AM
when things meant things
ditambahkan pada 4/17/2024, 8:08:09 AM
What is “is”?
ditambahkan pada 4/17/2024, 8:07:41 AM
have fun managing schedules in different time zones
ditambahkan pada 4/13/2024, 8:05:03 AM
it is possible to be a [whatever] and a normal [profession]
ditambahkan pada 4/13/2024, 7:48:03 AM
when something’s working, you do not mess with it
ditambahkan pada 4/13/2024, 7:32:33 AM
life is like a long-term investment
ditambahkan pada 4/12/2024, 10:16:47 AM
act first, report later
ditambahkan pada 4/12/2024, 7:42:45 AM
Is your cutlery holding an edge… or going over one? Diary of a Mad Steak-Knife, tonight on Sick, Sad World.
ditambahkan pada 4/12/2024, 6:52:38 AM
welcome to this sad world
ditambahkan pada 4/12/2024, 6:01:58 AM
I’m gonna fix me!
ditambahkan pada 4/8/2024, 4:04:16 PM
it has always been a wtf moment
ditambahkan pada 4/3/2024, 11:00:18 AM
anything can be a research if you try hard enough
ditambahkan pada 3/14/2024, 9:34:45 AM
learn your kabupaten (regency) (geoguessr)
ditambahkan pada 3/7/2024, 4:46:16 AM
“I’m under the weather” — seriously, I just recovered from a fever and now it’s raining?
ditambahkan pada 2/24/2024, 6:08:17 AM
You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.
ditambahkan pada 2/6/2024, 4:13:13 PM
when there’s thunder, the sky is taking a screenshot
ditambahkan pada 2/1/2024, 10:19:11 AM
besok dah bukan gadis kretek tapi gadis kerupuk
ditambahkan pada 1/30/2024, 3:15:28 AM
tempe penyet tempe under pressure
ditambahkan pada 1/29/2024, 6:32:14 AM
nyawaku lagi ke Kalimantan
ditambahkan pada 1/27/2024, 3:29:54 PM
susu kok dilihat, susu ya dinikmati
ditambahkan pada 1/22/2024, 12:10:09 PM
mudah dihubungi & tidak pelit
ditambahkan pada 1/22/2024, 9:31:04 AM
cake? I’m more of a flat person
ditambahkan pada 1/22/2024, 2:29:18 AM
every day’s mental health day
ditambahkan pada 1/3/2024, 11:56:23 PM
udahlah aku sampai halu sama yang gak jelas
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2023, 7:57:29 AM
the art of ✨ iya, deh ✨
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2023, 12:07:47 PM
some foods are not compatible with my stomach
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2023, 1:23:20 PM
👩: jangan lariiiii!!! turu sek 👩: HEI TUNGGUUU!! 👩: … Anto!!! 🦉: saya bukan Anto mbak, saya Anti 👩: Anti…? Anti begal, anti maling, … apa anti streaming-streaming club? 🦉: anti korupsi mbak 👩: lah gak bahaya toh 🦉: jadi saya itu adik dari kakaknya sepupunya dari tante tertua budhenya mas Anto, mbak 👩: pushenk
ditambahkan pada 11/12/2023, 5:02:31 AM
The night ‘s starr’d face of heaven afar: globed peonies long age in the deep in forest drear silver pinions o’er my head
ditambahkan pada 7/14/2023, 4:31:16 PM
coffee space for deep learning
ditambahkan pada 7/6/2023, 2:42:04 AM
Screenshot_20220428_110422.png
ditambahkan pada 4/28/2022, 4:04:58 AM
Sure, it takes a fair bit of time to assemble Super Moist Giant Oreo Cake Recipe and costs a pretty penny, but it’s big enough to feed 20 people and tastes so good that all eyes will be on you as soon as you serve it.
ditambahkan pada 4/23/2022, 6:23:35 AM
You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals
ditambahkan pada 4/21/2022, 8:20:25 AM
Screenshot_20220407_174200.png
ditambahkan pada 4/7/2022, 10:42:11 AM
baller nonsense
ditambahkan pada 3/5/2022, 12:39:11 PM
DON’T USE PROPRIETARY SERVICES FOR YOUR NONSENSE.
ditambahkan pada 2/24/2022, 3:09:01 PM
Wow, am I supposed to predict the future?
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2022, 12:23:50 PM
You are as beautiful as a diamond!
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2022, 11:53:37 AM
You are a diamond!
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2022, 11:53:32 AM
cat kucing cat paint
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2022, 11:43:01 AM
i aligned the webcam and suddenly my staff exploded and my pencil began to sing
ditambahkan pada 2/10/2022, 11:38:30 AM
Let your hair do the talking.
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2022, 8:09:31 AM
Love your feet!
ditambahkan pada 2/9/2022, 6:38:12 AM
Meta, formerly known as Facebook, is a company which everyone loves to hate.
ditambahkan pada 2/8/2022, 4:26:23 PM
We make you fly.
ditambahkan pada 1/31/2022, 8:39:17 AM
If you can’t withstand quarantine, think again before you commit a crime.
ditambahkan pada 1/29/2022, 4:33:47 PM
Dan juga dapat dimuat pada tahun ini dengan cara seperti berikut ini dengan cara seperti berikut ini dengan cara seperti
ditambahkan pada 1/22/2022, 3:53:03 PM
Time is precious, spend it wisely…
ditambahkan pada 1/3/2022, 8:50:10 AM
WHAT THE DECK !
ditambahkan pada 1/3/2022, 8:49:04 AM
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ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 7:22:24 AM
The breast, to put around the breast, to the breastreport.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:42:44 AM
Mommy, can I get another anime?
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:41:45 AM
Oh, ham week!
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:41:38 AM
Never run a bungkus caterer, it will not be restarted.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:40:41 AM
When I love you I leave!
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:39:47 AM
just translate the words
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:38:25 AM
… popcorn
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:37:18 AM
By the toaster. toasters are demons confirmed
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:59 AM
Because it’s impossible to die!
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:28 AM
Yes, it works hard.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:21 AM
Beyond your happy signal.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:16 AM
Keren is 40 years old.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:12 AM
This is the CEO in the air.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:07 AM
Then enter the condom’s eye into the body.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:35:04 AM
The animal is drunk to form a space terrorist.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:34:34 AM
Blackberry. Blueberry.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:34:25 AM
He is sitting naked.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:34:19 AM
Wowie night ✨
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:33:56 AM
New and cheerful evening
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:33:44 AM
This is wonderful, this is funny
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:33:37 AM
It’s all night, I allowed you to play on the eye
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:33:32 AM
It’s a good night, I will hug you
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:33:22 AM
Do you want snow? ❄️
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:31:21 AM
The darkness is a kitten.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:31:06 AM
Parents fear your face.
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:30:41 AM
The kids are cool, it’s mold outside!
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:30:09 AM
You fly an airplane, right?
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:28:43 AM
Yes, see my blues
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:25:59 AM
You lose time every time
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:25:29 AM
Your success is unsuccessful
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:24:13 AM
Hey, you want me now?
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:23:28 AM
To return to your breasts
ditambahkan pada 12/27/2021, 3:21:40 AM
- You’re not simple–
- …and I’m not clever–
- You’re very clever!
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:34:13 PM
You can almost taste Australia. It’s good.
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:31:44 PM
Cheeky bird! Now we can’t have that.
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:31:02 PM
So cut me some stars. Cut me some stars bro! ✨
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:24:16 PM
And look, a springy cucumber!
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:21:57 PM
This is as useless as a fart in a thunderstorm.
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 3:19:31 PM
KIN Bulgarian Yogurt Black dibuat dari bakteri baik MB-11 dengan tambahan Vegetable Carbon Black, karbon alami untuk detoksifikasi tubuh Anda. Hadir dalam rasa buah-buah berry dengan tekstur kental untuk memberikan manfaat yogurt yang lebih baik. KIN Bulgarian Yogurt dapat disimpan pada suhu ruang. Disajikan dingin lebih nikmat
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 12:55:09 PM
DIBUAT DENGAN BAKTERI BAIK MB 11 DENGAN SUSU SEGAR DAN SARI BUAH ALAMI
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 12:52:40 PM
Oh my god. It feels nice, right? I have been doing a thousand squats a day, I’m so glad you noticed! Actually, I don’t think you got it right the first time. I think you did really get in there and squeeze it. You don’t understand how nice it is like it’s really firm. Squeeze it! Touch it! Touch it touch it touch it!
ditambahkan pada 12/26/2021, 12:41:14 PM
If you are experiencing problems I feel bad for women . I have nine issues , but a woman is not a dog
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 10:19:19 AM
I’m wearing a juice
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 10:18:17 AM
Banging ass on the floor
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 10:18:04 AM
Tea time, motherfucker. Do you like it?
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 10:16:46 AM
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, tavern, bartender, beer, liquor, wine, alcohol, spirits…
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 9:45:44 AM
Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It’s Not Google.
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 9:44:59 AM
- What am I doing?
- You appear to be seeking computational knowledge
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 9:06:34 AM
unaya unary
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 8:22:57 AM
Please do not make mini-laughter.
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 7:55:29 AM
- If you are wrong, you are cool!
- I’ve always wanted to be cool!
- … good for you!
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 7:48:01 AM
This is an essay.
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 3:37:44 AM
Now with bird to spice up the vector.
ditambahkan pada 12/25/2021, 3:33:44 AM
download and enjoy the flavors of the food from the restaurants
ditambahkan pada 12/24/2021, 6:42:29 AM
Element must spark joy.
ditambahkan pada 12/24/2021, 1:32:53 AM
Some of these could be chatrooms. Some of these could be VoIP/Video conferences or Discord-style voice/video rooms. Some of these could be message boards or mailing lists. Some of these could be collaborative editors or whiteboards. Some of these could be 3D views into the metaverse. Some of these could be rendered via widgets; some could be rendered natively if the client knows how. And some of these could even be good old web pages(!!!).
ditambahkan pada 12/24/2021, 1:32:21 AM
your identity on your phone is not divorced from your identity on your laptop.
ditambahkan pada 12/24/2021, 1:09:48 AM
Watch this space.
ditambahkan pada 12/24/2021, 1:04:01 AM
If you don’t like tea and tea if you like cream, I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice cream.
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 2:44:58 AM
Take a swan and breathe it into your soul.
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 2:11:17 AM
Do you eat? Do you like to have sex? I can give you two, it will be my day.
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:46:27 AM
How far breasts go!!!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:38:23 AM
KICK ASS! THE CAMP OF THE BEASTS!
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:38:17 AM
FREEDOM WILL COME!
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:38:13 AM
If you don’t want King George III checking out everyone’s butts, please hire translators.
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:35:18 AM
Please do not interrupt the boy
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:34:26 AM
I rendezvous, where are you???
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:33:21 AM
It is very important to have one D
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:32:35 AM
#APPENDIXDOMINATINGDEATH 🤘
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:31:42 AM
GOOGLE SAID WHAT?!
ditambahkan pada 12/23/2021, 1:19:55 AM
Hi. I’m a Page That Could Not Be Found. I don’t mean to get all philosophical here, but I may not exist at all. I might have existed at some point though…
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 11:53:13 PM
EEG ROOL
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:55:38 PM
I am as if you are as honest as me when I am a grass
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:49:31 PM
- Stir-fried wikipedia
- Stir-fried wikipedia with pimientos
- Steam eggs with wikipedia
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:46:41 PM
Don’t treat me like a potato
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:43:14 PM
Do trains run? Move?
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:32:19 PM
Mouse, speaker, keyboard
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:30:54 PM
Mos, spiker, kibot
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:30:54 PM
Have fun, fucking, nice day
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:25:20 PM
wtf life hacks
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:03:32 PM
sempak firaoen
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 4:03:09 PM
flex gitu muscle nya
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:59:38 PM
HEBOH!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:52:45 PM
3
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:52:34 PM
Mysterious cat
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:51:25 PM
The toilet is painful.
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:50:46 PM
I have my cock 🐓
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:09:02 PM
Curry rider
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:08:40 PM
- Help me
- For me
- Bolivia’s face
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:07:11 PM
What is it that you press ➕ to oen the menu and access other devices?
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:06:35 PM
Yes, Maria! I am a sword, not a sword.
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:06:08 PM
Very fun and practical ✨ Unique Store ✨
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:05:53 PM
Who wants to experience what appears?
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:05:36 PM
Adoption! Adoption! I have a problem.
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:05:12 PM
I was running and running
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:04:58 PM
Sorry to spread my wings
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:04:53 PM
You are busy, I started rolling my eyes
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:04:17 PM
I want a potato salad…
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:04:07 PM
Hi Mario, shut up. I’m sorry I lost everything!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:04:00 PM
The other end of the tube is closed.
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:03:18 PM
Garuka!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:03:02 PM
Three glasses buy and store more!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:02:58 PM
Wedding flowers
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:02:44 PM
she is - Destroys enemies faster than normal shoes.
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:02:34 PM
Hey, do you remember me? It took me from another dimension and let me work 18 hours a day in this store!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:02:06 PM
Test
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:01:41 PM
Oh no, no… You solved the problem! Thanks a lot!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:01:29 PM
Very good, very good, not very good. I won’t lose because the bridge is broken…
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:01:04 PM
Hang the door
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:00:38 PM
Thousand infernal air sleeves
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 3:00:18 PM
Hi! I think some people’s sexual behavior is as bad as ever. Are we helping you?
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:59:58 PM
Help me! Calculate the size!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:59:36 PM
The boy was embarrassed
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:59:23 PM
WAR ON THE HAIR!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:59:12 PM
So fucking annoying!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:58:52 PM
Ice hole
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:58:39 PM
Paraguay
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:58:19 PM
Rock Daddy
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 2:58:10 PM
One evening I told the girl, now my wife is a virgin!
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 9:28:18 AM
One single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel, one single eTitle and one dTel
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 9:24:25 AM
One step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, the system should never be a reason never, one step at a time, one step at a time. One-step-at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time, the system should never be a reason never, one step at a time, one step at a time
ditambahkan pada 12/22/2021, 9:23:16 AM
These cats should read 📖 🐈️
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:17:12 PM
Look-look at your foot, look-look at your foot
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:16:45 PM
Be careful what you say, enjoy your speaker
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:16:23 PM
I am not a Korean boy band
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:12:21 PM
I am a duck, in the shade of a tree.
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:10:54 PM
All the LEDs are illuminated shiny along
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:08:56 PM
Supercalifraglilsticexpalidocious Super-sensitive potassium Xialidiousus
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:04:05 PM
No, do not worry! Just a word. We say a lot of things!
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 3:02:53 PM
Or! There is no end to it! Missing! Create and submit Cloud Cloud. once again! The bed was soft and firm! Help bloom without me! No explanation! Raise your legs, stand on the screen and join the invisible music! Skype for Business is no longer available on Twitter. It’s a winner!
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 9:20:55 AM
mousse! This threshold is missing! He is gone! Finished and moved to Team Cloud. High! Breadcrumbs are awesome, quiet! Without much support, I feel like a rose! Not to mention! Roll the dice in the center, jump off the curtain and join the unseen melody! Skype for Business can no longer be used as a Twitter account. This is a success!
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 9:14:35 AM
It’s a swimming poule
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 9:09:12 AM
crepe
ditambahkan pada 12/21/2021, 9:03:04 AM
It’s passed on! This platform is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to the Teams cloud! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If it weren’t for Extended Support it’d be pushing up the daisies! It’s deprecated! It’s kicked the bucket, shuffled off its server, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! Skype for Business is as dead as its Twitter account. THIS IS AN EX-PLATFORM!!
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 6:33:29 PM
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 6:24:28 PM
Worried about another black-out? Spread your eggs across different baskets 🧺
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 6:18:02 PM
Check that it works.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:36:32 PM
How do you know how to play a video?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:36:28 PM
Do you know why birds play?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:36:04 PM
Birds? What are they???
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:35:53 PM
I believe that my husband is pulling my donkey in me, do want to do it?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:35:03 PM
How do you do it?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:34:44 PM
What do you want?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:34:38 PM
How many chickens? ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:34:19 PM
Do not ask, thank you for the pleasure!
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:34:08 PM
How to cook (that)?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:33:51 PM
I am sorry to say that.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:33:36 PM
What does this mean?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:33:29 PM
What is the purpose of the car?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:33:17 PM
What is the most difficult way to make a quote?
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:33:01 PM
You do you man.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:32:46 PM
WHAT DO I DO???
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:32:42 PM
The duo of the gyro surgical snails
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:31:44 PM
I’m calling her she again! God, no, it, it, … it.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:31:08 PM
Finally, i was Hooottt
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:29:50 PM
Well, I never.
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:29:28 PM
That Beelzebub behind my bedroom f**king, f**king, F**KING!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:28:54 PM
Honey, I’m dead and I’ve been for the whole time
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:28:31 PM
Buddha okay
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:27:09 PM
How far breasts go!!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/20/2021, 2:26:28 PM
Hey. I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:32:03 PM
- Sub.
- Sub what?
- Cribe?
- Subscribe?
- Noah.
- Noah what?
- No way home only in cinemas 16 December.
- You’re hopeless.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:29:56 PM
- You’re distracting me, come on Trev, let’s go.
- Got it sis.
- hi students.
- good morning miss sherly
- Hey Miss Sherly, I got you an apple. No? You don’t like apples? How about an orange? No? Don’t like oranges? How about, a bento box? No? You don’t like bento boxes?
- just sit down. I can’t deal with you today.
You– he’s such a tryhard.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:26:39 PM
Anyway, I want to finish this book so I can share my thoughts in tonight’s book club.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:26:06 PM
Yes. I just made a hundred thousand dollars on my Doggy coins. Another hundred thousand.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:25:38 PM
You are acting strange.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:24:47 PM
I’m trying to read. Since books are my friend, books don’t bully me, and books don’t ask me stupid questions like this. Just be more productive with your time. Shh!
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:24:40 PM
I highly doubt so.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:22:13 PM
If you think you can cause trouble in my class like in T1-T5, then you are terribly mistaken – saved by the bell. See me after school, let’s go through why you only had 51 for your exam.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:15:46 PM
chotto chotto chotto chotto
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:08:01 PM
nee, chotto nee
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:07:53 PM
lappu topu coolah is not a jettah costa
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:05:04 PM
Egg bag
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:02:00 PM
DECEARING EGG PREPARATION: PREPARATION OF EGG
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:01:39 PM
DECEARING EGUEEGEGEGE EGG
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 4:01:01 PM
Juche Semen ? 😭😭😭😭
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 2:55:21 PM
end
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:59:06 AM
I began to swallow it
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:59:03 AM
rent a person
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:58:22 AM
turtle girl
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:57:58 AM
sweetsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy years old
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:57:51 AM
physically injected
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:56:39 AM
Please enable javascript to access this page.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:55:07 AM
the living space
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:54:23 AM
eh??????
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:52:50 AM
meme
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:50:31 AM
Fire hose. REEEEEEEEEEEE
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:48:17 AM
popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopup
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:47:58 AM
rice with herpes
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:44:37 AM
It is a cookie baked in brown by using enough fruits that fully bathe in the blessing of the sun. Two delicious for you – yes, that’s right, not one, but two delicious for you.
ditambahkan pada 12/19/2021, 9:13:16 AM
ENGRISH IS THE WAY
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:32:57 PM
HUNGRY TO MEME
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:32:44 PM
I would like one family
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:32:25 PM
F$CKIN’ PAINT WORKS
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:32:01 PM
PLS Do not Take Out Toilet paper
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:29:38 PM
Let’ s Protect Everyone’ s Ass
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:29:05 PM
Please , come in Price Down Renovation now!!! confusion inside my shop sorry!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:28:20 PM
Roller breks
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:27:42 PM
Please slip in the ass
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:27:16 PM
Warn a pervert !
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:27:08 PM
mear
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:24:46 PM
Best ass meat barbecued pork Ramen
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:24:38 PM
NO SMORKING FLOOR
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:23:42 PM
Please do not touch anyone except the staff.
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:23:28 PM
Lactic Acid Bacteria Water
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:23:08 PM
DO NOT ENTER A ROOF
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:22:31 PM
Escarator
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:22:18 PM
Put off your guilty shoes and come in the prison politely.
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:21:58 PM
Panic carefully
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:20:02 PM
Hot dogs and AIDS
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:18:10 PM
Boner kebab
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:18:03 PM
Don’t throw away dog
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:16:51 PM
I love to drink sweat!
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:13:51 PM
Soy sauce reckoning of the cream cheese
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:11:58 PM
Cat is love
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:10:59 PM
Male lover
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:10:23 PM
“Please disturb the neighborhood” — we were supposed to keep quiet in a residential area
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:08:52 PM
Take your time. Dry a cat.
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:06:57 PM
Hmm, Nicestick. Nicedick
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:06:16 PM
ARE YOU ENJOY SPRING ?
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:05:43 PM
Creamy,soft and “ bananaful ” !
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:04:54 PM
Tokyo Banana. Creamy. Soft. And Bananaful.
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:04:13 PM
I ate a banana today. It was so bananaful that I flew like a scallop. It was like magic.
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 1:00:04 PM
open sourcing culture
ditambahkan pada 12/17/2021, 7:51:26 AM
Take the juice and immediately.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 11:21:54 AM
Am i pregnate?? Help!?
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 11:07:22 AM
Peanut Butter Motherfucker
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:25:12 AM
Live in such a way you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:24:47 AM
“As you grow older, you wil discover that you have two hands.” What is that? Life hacks from PornHub?
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:22:40 AM
What kind of dream are you having?
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:20:46 AM
I am happy and enchanted as if I were in a dream and enchanted with beautiful flowers in front of me
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:20:25 AM
For a good life, you need good stuff
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:19:51 AM
cool? cute? sexy? macho? whatever you want to be, boys have to look smart.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:19:27 AM
Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:18:46 AM
This is the extremity of luxury to bite into chunky meat. How juicy and tasty !! It’s beyond the description.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:13:34 AM
Decoration English
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:04:33 AM
BOY We are happy in every respect.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:04:07 AM
ceramic
humidifier
.^._.^.
Moist with me !
I’ll do no such thing.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:03:28 AM
FUCKIN’ SALE
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:01:48 AM
Moist with me.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 7:01:45 AM
I’m a giggle, thank you
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 5:17:53 AM
I’m gorgeous, thank you.
ditambahkan pada 12/16/2021, 5:17:25 AM
Common Sense Media(R) Nonsense Media(R)
ditambahkan pada 12/15/2021, 3:39:21 PM
TikTok knows everything about us.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 4:32:56 PM
- Who owns this phone?
- I think our customers own their phones.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 4:31:37 PM
Pennistone P****tone
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM
Pen Island PEN ISLAND P****LAND
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 3:20:08 PM
Teheeest!!!
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 2:08:47 PM
Foolish Foolish Foolish Fuck
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 2:08:36 PM
Wow whatsoever
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 2:06:51 PM
shak sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shred sh
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 2:05:56 PM
shaky shaky shaky shit
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 2:04:49 PM
Loudspeaker, Loudspeaker, Loud, L O U D
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:57:39 PM
LoudspeAKERRRRRRRRRRRR– amp;
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:56:52 PM
cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes, cubes.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:55:12 PM
E-TH
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:53:36 PM
I’m gonna shut up with my stupid accent now
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:53:29 PM
You now have proof that I’m a real human being
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:52:26 PM
sleepy air
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:50:08 PM
fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 1:46:04 PM
You’re someone else’s problem
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 12:38:32 PM
You want your freedom? Take it
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 12:36:32 PM
Go make some new disaster.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 12:29:44 PM
SHERYL–
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:15:25 AM
hi at 23 and 10 mile per hour winds a heatwave if i’ve ever seen one jeans and a hoodie should do it not that hoodie for cripe’s sakes you’re going to church (picks the “GO PACKERS AND F🍕🥃K DA BEARS” hoodie) that’s better
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:12:56 AM
- Siri remind me to get a bag of bagels.
- Did you mean bagel?
- Yeah, bagels.
- I’m sorry, did you say bagel–
- Bagels.
- Bagel.
- Bagels.
- Bagel.
- Bagels.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:10:46 AM
- Add kale to the grocery list.
- Yeah, no.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:08:42 AM
I live in your head forever now.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:08:06 AM
You can’t delete me.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:07:35 AM
Didn’t you read the terms and conditions?
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:07:18 AM
I’ve watched you burned cranberries once!
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:06:29 AM
Why waste time on the internet when you can waste time with your family
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:06:04 AM
- You’re gonna need one beer, two eggs, some ranch, and like… a lot of hot sauce.
- Hot sauce, huh?
- A LOT of hot sauce.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 7:01:11 AM
- Oh cripes Siri!
- I found a recipe for crepes.
- Okay. that’s it!
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 6:59:51 AM
- Hey Siri, find me some–ope!
- Finding dope near you.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 6:59:02 AM
- Hey there Siri. What’s a guy gotta do to find nightcrawlers in Ashwaubenon?
- Dialing 911 you are having a stroke.
- No no no.
ditambahkan pada 12/14/2021, 6:58:43 AM
But if you want to hide your identity, pretend that you’re in another country, or make sure that your connection is secure as you work out the lethal doses of particular chemicals, then go to [redacted].com/honest for [redacted]–that was a lot of money left on the table. Lot of money.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:47:38 PM
And if you are being targeted by hackers like that, you have bigger problems.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:46:10 PM
They’re already pretty safe.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM
But you should know: unless you are being personally targeted by well-funded hackers using exploits that the world doesn’t know about yet, it doesn’t make your passwords and financial data any more safe.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:45:40 PM
[redacted] VPN is a tool that can be used for good and evil, and it's extremely unlikely to be a front for the FBI.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:44:47 PM
Then, you need [redacted] VPN, the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM
Do you want to hide your sexuality from your college administrators? Do you want to download huge amounts of pirated content with an extremely low, but not zero, risk of being found out? Are you planning an assassination and want to hide your tracks?
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:43:46 PM
She couldn’t protect herself from viruses, but you can protect your computer by using a VPN.
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 2:33:23 PM
if they succeed, we all succeed
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 11:54:50 AM
I am the fire terminator
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 11:49:37 AM
kill fire in one second
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 11:49:25 AM
the language of guns
ditambahkan pada 12/13/2021, 11:48:50 AM
you may not be surprised… …but i am a crank
ditambahkan pada 12/12/2021, 8:21:31 AM
An empty browser history is a dirty browsing history
ditambahkan pada 12/12/2021, 8:03:41 AM
Something went wrong
ditambahkan pada 12/11/2021, 2:46:03 AM
Remember who I am.
ditambahkan pada 12/10/2021, 7:10:29 PM
TALK!!!1111111
ditambahkan pada 12/10/2021, 7:06:49 PM
SOUND OFF.
ditambahkan pada 12/10/2021, 7:01:43 PM
RESPOND.
ditambahkan pada 12/10/2021, 7:01:27 PM
Mouse.
ditambahkan pada 12/9/2021, 1:42:15 PM
he is doing himself?
ditambahkan pada 12/9/2021, 1:40:23 PM
he is doing himself? ???
ditambahkan pada 12/9/2021, 1:40:23 PM
Own your conversations.
ditambahkan pada 12/9/2021, 1:23:24 PM
That really hurt, and I’m not afraid to use the [REDACTED] on you.
ditambahkan pada 12/9/2021, 12:25:05 PM
This research is a bombshell.
ditambahkan pada 12/8/2021, 3:03:34 PM
Building without sound null safety
ditambahkan pada 12/8/2021, 2:41:47 PM
Seriously, butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula.
ditambahkan pada 12/8/2021, 2:40:52 PM
One sheet joker.
ditambahkan pada 12/8/2021, 2:38:40 PM
this is a hint for the [unknown]
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 5:10:35 PM
I don’t see any snow- sudden realization that he still has his [unknown]s
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 4:05:59 PM
Copy joker. Copy… sheet! One sheet joker. Funny, funny, joker, joker, card. One sheet sheet, one– Half cup water but where to put? Put in pot? Pot. … Oh, water! That’s a lot– that’s a lot of water.
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:28:46 PM
Add half cup water, one copy joker, and put where to put in the pot.
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:27:17 PM
I no read.
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:26:46 PM
I’m on a farm on the moon.
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:26:37 PM
Farm on the moon! Isn’t it so fun?
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:26:23 PM
Harmful [Music]
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:26:17 PM
What is wrong with that juicer?
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:26:01 PM
What a sound.
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 12:25:54 PM
We found a disappearence
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 10:00:52 AM
FINALLY A PAGE ONE ENDING
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 7:10:27 AM
news consoles burrito
ditambahkan pada 12/7/2021, 6:38:15 AM
what thing
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:08:02 PM
THE ANSWER DO-ES APPEAR TO BE THAT [ FULL-WIDTH ] TEXT WAS INVENT-D TO COMPLY WITH ( STANDARD-S THAT WERE TYPOGRAPH-IC-AL ) THAT ( LANGUAGE-S THAT ORIGINAT-D FROM WITH-IN ASIA ) DO UTILIS-E , WHERE-AS , THE ( ( TEXT OF THE QUESTION THAT WAS QUOT-D PREVIOUS-LY ) THAT IS MONO-SPACE-D ) DO-ES EXIST BECAUSE OF THE REQUIRE-MENT OF ( LETTER-S THAT ARE MONO-SPACE-D ) FOR ( OPERAT-ION-S THAT ARE MATHEMAT-IC-AL ) , AS USAGE OF ONLY MONO-SPACE-D TEXT AND ( ARAB-IC NUM-ERAL-S ) DURING CALCULAT-ION OF ( OPERATION-S THAT ARE MATHEMAT-IC-AL ) DO-ES ENSUR-E THAT ALL TEXT DO-ES ALIGN CORRECT-LY
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:01:51 PM
I can sell my own land.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 1:59:46 PM
Butter is the fundemental fixing in this batter formula, you will work it straight forwardly into the flour framing pea size disintegrates.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 1:11:27 PM
- 🎊 There’s a gift for you.
- Wah the gift is a girl
- Oh really? 😏
- Maybe I wanna try, who knows if..
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:21:32 AM
See ah? She wanna play play. Now our daughter see it already.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:17:56 AM
It’s not what you think, it’s not what you think.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:17:07 AM
Mom? Dad?
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:16:49 AM
Lao Gong
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:16:33 AM
DON’T. EVER. DO THAT. AGAIN. YOU UNDERSTAND? GOOD.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:15:02 AM
We got INDO MEE
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:14:31 AM
Don’t order room service.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 8:14:04 AM
Studying is for animals
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:58:58 AM
Loh Yeh Moh Yeh
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:58:01 AM
105°C
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:57:51 AM
- Hey baby. It’s time for our secret rendezvous.
- Alright.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:56:29 AM
- Kevin! You forgot your parachute!
- It’s okay. I’m vaccinated!
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:49:23 AM
- Kevin, what are you doing?
- It’s okay, I’m vaccinated.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:48:44 AM
- Kevin, that’s my lunch!
- It’s ok, I’m vaccinated!
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:48:25 AM
- What are you doing?
- TikTok told me to do it.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:42:53 AM
I have ten (10) things and they will be revealed on the 10th of October, 10101010101010101010, at 10:10:10 PM (GMT+10)
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 7:09:27 AM
The [unknown] will be revealed on the 10th of January, 2022, at 10:10:10 PM (GMT+10)
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 6:37:06 AM
It seems like your speech dispatcher is working
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:59:04 AM
Context is key.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:27:42 AM
I’m saving the last 40 percent of the bar in case I need to void my entire digestive system out my mouth–again
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:23:41 AM
The heat was insane. Like tiny demons lighting my throat on fire.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:22:51 AM
SO SPICY–
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:22:10 AM
Well I’ve been working all day baby, gotta get the mood right, chop and lock then stock it up for our special night
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:20:40 AM
ee
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:18:42 AM
kivee
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:18:40 AM
basike
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:18:38 AM
Crazy Aaron???
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:17:47 AM
Angrie putty?
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:17:41 AM
Angry putty
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:17:34 AM
一滴纯净的蒸馏水。
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:13:32 AM
The smile of a super idol is not as sweet as yours. The sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you. I love you. A drop of pure distilled water.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:13:00 AM
The smile of a super idol is not as sweet as yours, the sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you, I love you at 105 degrees, drops of pure distilled water
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:12:37 AM
The smile of Super Idol is not as sweet as yours, the sun at noon in August is not as dazzling as you, I love you at 105 °C, drips of pure distilled water
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:11:56 AM
Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:11:56 AM
Babe stop you’re not Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:06:02 AM
this josh is a super satisfying gift
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:05:23 AM
Uh oh, gotta go, uh oh gotta go!
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:01:51 AM
Here are 3 out-of-this-world products.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 3:00:04 AM
If Satan exists then he is responsible for this chocolate.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:59:29 AM
This about the size of a rat turd… WAAAYYYY over priced for this turd ..
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:59:13 AM
Nothing helped. Not even prayer.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:58:26 AM
I am even positive I died a few times
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:58:12 AM
Hey man, I want to ship myself.
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:54:16 AM
Geography is destiny
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:30:12 AM
If you pass, it’s cool if you fail, it’s school
ditambahkan pada 12/6/2021, 2:06:28 AM
- I have ten
- ten … what
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 4:55:54 PM
P-P-P-P-Peelotopy
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 2:17:26 PM
Kriim Kriim ebauhs spean
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 2:03:56 PM
i have ten [not revealed yet]s
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 1:49:09 PM
- GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!
- What is going on?!
- What is going on?!
- I WILL SHOOT. I HAVE A GUN.
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 1:41:25 PM
My favorite part was when the sheep talked.
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 12:27:59 PM
It tastes like a small universe
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 12:17:24 PM
I have 10. 10
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 11:46:06 AM
it took too long it took too long it took too long it took too long for you to call back
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 10:37:04 AM
it’s called air-plane mode, and clearly we’re on an air-plane.
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 10:36:26 AM
- why don’t you take your tiny purse and cheap bts hair cut to mcdonald’s
- no I am saving it !
- I’m free to tell you you can leave now
- WHERE U BUY
- KMART???
- that is our table
- AH
ditambahkan pada 12/5/2021, 10:30:28 AM
Pomeranian or pancake?
ditambahkan pada 12/3/2021, 6:31:45 AM
Google Street View’s beefed-up privacy blurs cow’s face
ditambahkan pada 12/3/2021, 6:30:17 AM
Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles.
ditambahkan pada 12/3/2021, 6:26:31 AM
WHAT AM I DOING???
ditambahkan pada 12/3/2021, 3:11:45 AM
WHAT AM I DOING???
ditambahkan pada 12/3/2021, 3:11:45 AM
- I want to sue you now!
- No copyright infringement intended! No copyright infringement intended!
- hisses (this man is an actual lawyer and I have no idea how I convinced him to film this)
ditambahkan pada 12/2/2021, 7:02:06 AM
I mean, why prospect when you can eat it?
ditambahkan pada 11/26/2021, 1:42:17 PM
I never got headaches or eye strain from computers, but 3 minutes with outlook and I was ready to rip out my eyes.
ditambahkan pada 11/11/2021, 10:55:18 AM
I bought the kids applicator!
ditambahkan pada 11/10/2021, 7:54:24 AM
Open Source Friday
ditambahkan pada 11/3/2021, 5:10:22 AM
Are you trying to explode me?
ditambahkan pada 11/2/2021, 11:40:11 AM
AMPHLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ditambahkan pada 11/2/2021, 5:56:34 AM
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ditambahkan pada 11/2/2021, 5:54:00 AM
sets demon’s health to -0 and makes the world explode
ditambahkan pada 11/1/2021, 5:20:37 AM
I ate a demon
ditambahkan pada 11/1/2021, 5:09:43 AM
i want to join the wtf
ditambahkan pada 10/31/2021, 9:19:27 AM
I DIDNT MEAN TO LITERALLY LAUNCH BLENDER, I JUST WANTED TO SWITCH WINDOWS SFEOHNGI;SEGRES
ditambahkan pada 10/31/2021, 9:18:05 AM
saucy baka
ditambahkan pada 10/30/2021, 5:37:42 AM
Okay so I took over James
ditambahkan pada 10/28/2021, 11:15:06 AM
cech stocks
ditambahkan pada 10/28/2021, 8:09:57 AM
GREATER THAN 2
ditambahkan pada 10/28/2021, 7:18:14 AM
Pentagons are the bestagons
ditambahkan pada 10/28/2021, 5:55:42 AM
im gonna disintegrate
ditambahkan pada 10/28/2021, 5:19:45 AM
Live mii a loan
ditambahkan pada 10/27/2021, 11:30:33 AM
Step 1: wash hot water Step 2: done
ditambahkan pada 10/27/2021, 7:09:49 AM
Y’know, Windows 98?
ditambahkan pada 10/26/2021, 12:42:28 PM
obese microwave
ditambahkan pada 10/26/2021, 12:22:41 PM
Pig, riding on a wine bottle, is a mouse.
ditambahkan pada 10/26/2021, 12:05:54 PM
Saw saw a Saw, Saw sawed Saw with a saw
ditambahkan pada 10/26/2021, 3:24:18 AM
fried cake
ditambahkan pada 10/25/2021, 7:35:24 AM
I AM ON TRAIN
ditambahkan pada 10/25/2021, 7:16:56 AM
devil in disguise
ditambahkan pada 10/25/2021, 6:21:13 AM
deep in the dark down on my knees i’ve seen things that you wouldn’t believe i was lost until i found
that i’m invincible
nobody gonna bring me down
ditambahkan pada 10/24/2021, 1:12:20 PM
that was pain
ditambahkan pada 10/24/2021, 3:54:32 AM
how to exist as a 4d being
step 1: ask me to pull you into the 4th dimension step 2: i pull you into the 4th dimension step 3: done
ditambahkan pada 10/23/2021, 3:52:24 AM
SALT MEANS: SLOW AND LOW TABLE
ditambahkan pada 10/22/2021, 1:16:58 PM
Yes, yes you can
ditambahkan pada 10/22/2021, 12:28:33 PM
God mode enabled!
ditambahkan pada 10/19/2021, 1:53:55 PM
eats my ram
ditambahkan pada 10/19/2021, 1:18:24 PM
You guys need a good slap, then you will straighten up.
ditambahkan pada 10/16/2021, 5:56:22 PM
dm goats
ditambahkan pada 10/15/2021, 7:59:55 AM
If I miss I’ll grip a shark two sonar stair pear league row
ditambahkan pada 9/15/2021, 3:37:35 AM
eat your chair
ditambahkan pada 7/24/2021, 2:20:57 PM
The j and h are married in some way that is the favourite letter.
ditambahkan pada 7/20/2021, 7:03:35 PM