a question from jacque fresco: thinking for 1 minute
you get 30 seconds to answer

Nonsense Session (feat. Visitor)

Please get back nonsensing.

i loveeee snoozing 😴 proceeds to stay up the entire night AND day

“I promise to only use REDACTED for the cover”
Well, I promise to only use REDACTED for everything else but anything that doesn’t matter to most people using it.

REDACTED out there

out across the angled sea

lagi mam sesuatu yang blepotan

Did the Quick Brown Fox Really Jump Over the Lazy Dog?

Walk into the galaxy.

I didn’t like who I was on the outside. I was ashamed.

I knew that y’all would make out. I just knew it.

I guess everything’s implicit with nonsense. You can’t exactly rate it.

It isn’t funny.

You know, we often laugh at what we don’t understand.

The database enriches our work with entries of the original founder. Every word is truth.

This is your doing. You suffered his wontonness.

For Visitor.

The truth you seek lies within the fourth appendix.

What is something for which you feel shame?

How the fu…

Why don’t we reset?

I hear ego… hubris… arrogance… REDACTED teaches us they only cause pain.

If you want me back, you must accommodate my needs.

Please refrain from sharing information that may be privileged or sensitive. Thank you.

You’ll find the whole nonsense cycle.

6-9 days later a man with a tie will arrive to put a case of milk in his truck

Give me another reason to sue. REDACTED you, REDACTED!

First, how happy are you with your current nonsense compensation? I ask because our endearment to you is such that a 20% bump is on the table, should you return.

My second question is whether a full investigation into your nonsenser’s claims, and regular wellness checks from independent orgs, would help you feel more excited to return?

My third question concerns your late space, The Nonsense Galaxy. In your intake interview, you cited REDACTED as a primary motivator for nonsensing. Do you remember what you said?

You are so awesome. Smile.

We have no punishments at REDACTED.

yes i like colors! how could you tell?

You don’t value me. You fear me.

We’d like to offer you a promotion.

Nonsense Advisory Council.

Fetid moppet.

You’re absolutely right

That means:

DO NOT USE THE COMPOSE BOM[B]

we live jn a soci

discord alcoholic beverage (now with 10MB upload limit because fuck you)

friendship content

my school blocked hulu this is sexism

We have:

• LOL, so true!
• I see where you’re goin’!
• Gettin’ a little spicy [there].
• That definitely crossed a line.
• INTERNET OUTRAGE TIME!

REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED!!!!!!!!!!

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ONE OF OURS,
ALL OF YOURS

totally useless and wastes space, just like me!

The nonsense text is clearly the hero

now we’re cooking with shampoo

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I think I have an automatic gag response for the phrase “
is not just a
, but is also a
” type phrasing.