God is a 6-year-old covered in syrup, and I am the iPad he is holding…

finding what to create is as easy as doing nothing

Please make sure to get it done by yesterday

avuncular

Never met a cool straight person.

Have you tried… Plugging in the charger?

I’m pretty much in the C package…

You, yes you. Are you salty?

Assus gog ally

The link we must enter… unfortunately, it’s this: file://private/var/containers/Shared/SystemGroup/systemgroup.com.apple.mobilegestaltcache/Library/Caches/com.apple.MobileGestalt.plist

Alright, you’ve been good, thank you…

freeform://h

Give the fucking cat a fucking cucumber, NOW

Done. Your device should reboot now

Cool, done and jailbroken (hopefully)

Preparing Mac

you would be labeled a Special Case

You can really do anything for bad purposes.

professional professionals

“If you find that your eyes hurt a lot, it’s not unlikely because you’re in a room constantly where the computer is significantly brighter than the room itself is, and that puts a strain on your eyes”
ok, turns on a lamp even though it’s not dark at all

I want that for you.

he’s about to say some delulu nonsense

• How’s lunch just now?
• Lunch is 6-7.
• So is it good or bad?
• 6-7.
• Tomorrow eat again?
• 6-7!
• Okay ah, you very lame ah. I very sianz 1/2. You want to eat? Don’t buay rock leh.
• Sorry I lose, sorry I lose, sorry I lose…

anything can be 6-7

• What does skibidi mean?
• 6-7.

6-7 is basically: skibidi skibidi. skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi. skibidi skibidi s k i b i d i

Now, note that it’s always pronounced as 6-7 (six seven), and not 67 (sixty seven).

…my mac bias is showing

standard literature

Context is worth 1,000 words

Poulet tikka masala?

Masala?

Next up: conviction chicken

gl hf

“just a real simple linear interpolation”

that’s the cost of physics and multiplayer

so we’re gonna do a jump contest

scare air quotes

• you need to let people in!
• the door isn’t locked, it’s a cactus

How does it feel to run out of nothing? Where do you go when you run out?

Sorry to hear about your car accident tomorrow

Betelgeuse has explosion.

n’ ttEAl+? TJ(dfxH-,4?

开刀 — OpenKnife

I don’t think Facebook is right for you.

dial-up Discord

it’s not you, it’s me.

gasp It was Apple the whole time???

a/s/l

Everything truly leads back to Oregon Trail.

That’s a lot of computer!