Pimsleur

There is a 10 billion percent chance of failure.

COWS?!?! HOLY MOTHER OF MILK, THEY’RE EVEN DAIRY FARMIN’!!

lemmelisteintoooo~

if you’re gonna have a fudanshi moment, leave me out of it…

some headcanons should stay in your head

fresh and innocent like an uke

so i dug through every nonsense she had and read them. i can’t unsee it… one nonsense had REDACTED and a █████████… now i’m even more confused than i was when all this started……

oh crap he’s taller than me which means I’m probably the uke

I HAVE FAR

WHO IS GOD

your platform. your reads. your nonsense.

Oh my god! He just hit me with his warm weiner, twice!

mcdonsôl

Mauve (mau :3)

Anémoné ?
sea anémoné ??

No lady, I am very good at England

who needs words anyways?!

If it looks like an Amazon delivery, and it drives like an Amazon delivery, then it’s an Amazon delivery.

your dad’s my best friend

Hi, I like people, places, and things. Let’s get REDACTED!

This is what I like: I like boots, I like cigars, I like this, boom, boom, boom.

Have an elevator pitch.

Nonsense: Because reading is what?

Say what you want instead of what you don’t want.

this UI ain’t it

how to unbig

looking for love and sloppy bottom

What’s The Safe Word?

DSILICON
DGERMANIUM

time to spank myself (stimulation)

REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE

I like it rather meaty.

currently Object Oriented Programming’ifying everything in there

what’s a god to an extremely determined 9th grader

let’s just give everyone a complimentary fursuit

47 Ways To Do Anything!!

Have I told you I like you yet? No? Okay then.

Reward: 314 fuckass diamonds

don’t make me drink more water im boutta piss myself

Please cleanse your mind with something a LOT better than keycap juice

WOW IT’S BEEN SO LONG

Dither. Dither. Di. Ther.

Постойте… Куда пропали подписи к напиткам??? ТЕПЕРЬ КЛИЕНТ НЕ УЗНАЕТ ИМБИРНЫЙ ЧАЙ НАСЫЩЕННЫЙ!?!?!?

Bunbun knows how to cook lettuce weed, fritters, cookies, and herself

i really love artibun. like, a lot. a whole lot. dude you have no idea… i’m pretty sure i have an unhealthy obsession with her. i will never get tired of looking at that cute, fluffy face of hers. it is my life goal to meet up with her in real life and just say hello to her. i fall asleep dreaming about going on a date with her. if i could just hold her hand for a brief moment, i could die happy. if given the chance, i would nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet noises she would make. i want to cuddle with her and never let go. to feel the softness of her fur against my skin would be a dream come true. i want to be the one to make her happy and to see that adorable smile on her face every day. artibun is the love of my life and i will cherish her forever.

I run a small business that exists only in YOUR trousers.

Turn off the faucet to conserve water.

Never underestimate the power of horny.

caçel