A man held a fart in a meeting. This is how his colon exploded.

A man sneezed. This is how he broke every bone in his body.

A man counted 61 seconds in a minute. This is what happened to his brain.

Child was late to school. This is what happened to his bones.

A man did nothing in particular. This is how his atoms disintegrated.

A woman breathed air. This is how she overdosed.

My dad ran out of milk. This is how he went missing.

A man took a breath. This is how he turned into seven giraffes.

A man existed. This is how he died after 90 years.

So back in 1939-

A man got rejected in art class. This is what happened to Germany.

A grandpa set his clock forward 1 hour. This is what happened to his heart.

Fixed bugs, improved performance, drank way too much coffee.

I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it.

metabase (some cryptocurrency thing)

Instant website; just add hydration!

It’s true that voting left doesn’t guarantee you’ll get a good city, but voting right does guarantee that you won’t.

Katze for scale

Maybe stop hunting for mystical AI fingerprints and ask the simpler question: Is there actually a human being here? Because humanity is easier to detect.

Look! An em-dash!

GET HIM!

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www.freesantamovies.ru

You’re telling me bureaucratic institutions can be competent and serve the people?!

de heus 👑

“AI CI RO” either means:

• 爱吃肉 · ài chī ròu — love eating meat (that doesn’t sound right)
• 爱鸡肉 · ài jīròu — love chicken meat (that doesn’t sound appetizing???)

Bonus: Google Translate using “Advanced” model (powered by Gemini) below

Note: ai → ài

UTAMAKAN SELAMAT

Weird weather is weird.

Low-latency nonsense

Clock: 23:59:61
Internet: fuck you

Masih sewa gudang? Kapan punya sendiri?

pencucian luar nalar

keredet
keseret
kereset

RAWAN KALAP

there’s a problematic rage gap between us

I have no idea what’s in here and have never seen it discussed, likely internal CPU registers. Have fun.

Spaghettifying DRAM

Physical addresses are really more of a suggestion.

A refreshing treat, with our compliments.

Miss The Morning.
Miss The Bread.

why are people calling themselves lithified volcanic ash theyre clearly not

HPmu komplit

in verbatim contemporaneous notes

You are lucky you did not end up as corpses while committing the act.

The offences began in 2023.

DILARANG JONGKOK DIATAS CLOSED

JANGAN LUPA CEK SANYO

XDX

Stranger and More Absorbent

Iya, pasti enaklah.