Cat? Car? Same thing
Both purr
Both start with ca
Both need oil changes

Download the database to enjoy nonsense offline. Somehow, it’s free.

The Awareness Committee

The people of SEA should unite and resist the greedy palm oil companies and the Indonesian government for subjecting them to this smoking hell. Hold them accountable for the atrocious forest burning.

Sushi for breakfast
Sushi for lunch
Sushi for dinner
Sushi for fika
Sushi for fredagsmys
Sushi for mellanmål

dipaksa sehat dan waras di negara yang takut kritik

Why is a train collusion treated as a national emergency yet a wildfire on an entire island isn’t?

Here I stand with my friends to give a red report card to the Prabowo-Gibran [administration]

HEY WOK !
NOBODY PAID US
WE ALL HATE YOU

FOR FREE

I will act feminine. There is nothing you can do about it.

making cotton house :)

ordering from the window is like blood sugar

use your trash can

Another issue is psychology.

I want to conquer the world with CFOP

I. AM TIRED. OF MILKING YOU!!!

grew up inside a piece of A4 paper

DANCING IN TRAFFIC A CAR’S ABOUT TO HIT ME LET ME JUST DANCE OUT OF THE WAY

Take your clothes off. Replace them with aluminium. That’s how.

Gas O’ Leen

WE. CLOSE. AT. 4!!!

Take your clothes off. Replace them with lasers. That’s how.

AO3??? DOWN??? FOR TWO TO FOUR WEEKS???

In this era, we need to push quality a lot.

CLOSER, LOSER SO

Let’s NOOOOO 🚫

FIVE TWELVE THIRTEEN

inject peanut butter and jelly directly into her bloodstream

i’m just about Macbeth

How did people sharpen their pencils before electric pencil sharpeners were invented?

If homosexuality isn’t contagious, then why do I always have homosexual thoughts whenever my friend takes his shirt off?

ramenloser

BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME WITH SOMEONE IN YOUUUUU

system of a left

SHOLUIDER

Have you ever had something inside you? Yes? Would you like to change that? Yes? What the fuck? How the fuck?

(miserably) Kind of

Mr. Economics.

PVC (Production Vossibility Crontier) plastic

Take your clothes off. Replace them with leaves. That’s how.

You have your labia, right?

just no no no no no

Is it aluminium flavoured blood or blood flavoured aluminium?

YOU HATE ME I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME I HATE YOU

there’s lies in your truth

Forty. Thousand. Fucking. Entries. (FTFE)

minutes to midnight is like.. an air conditioner. if that makes any sense.

someone has to scream and i’m not allowed to so i outsource the screaming to chester bennington

DO NOT PISS IN ME
FINAL WARNING

the one to find you is you