All food is either a soup or a sandwich

I can’t just rewrite the legal page!

WONGE WIS BUKA

ROMANTIC RHAPSODY

When everyone does something, how serious of a skill is it?

I’ve written as a professional for a long time. For the most part, that’s been in PR (sorry), marketing (sorry) and communications (sometimes okay!)

yo dawg, we heard you like nonsense so we put nonsense in your nonsense

when the thoughts just kind of flow from my brain to my fingers to my keyboard where I don’t know if what I’m saying is making sense at all but is probably legible because it’s coming from a human brain and not a random number generator

If you asked me why I used one word instead of another, I might not be able to tell you exactly why, but I could probably explain to you what I was going for, the style of writing I do, my intended audience, my mood that day, whether my heart was racing or not, where I was, what I was doing, what I did earlier that morning and what I did later that day. Maybe it was a word my fifth grade teacher used all the time or which I read in an article last week or is an inside joke with my friends or which I have recently become obsessed with or tend to overuse. Why I wrote what I wrote or why I did anything at all is the result of my some mix of human experiences dating back to when I first acquired language as a baby and continuing on to this very moment that I may or may not be able to explain, but which result in a certain style of writing that is mine.

The weather today was cold and sugary.

Enggak pernah eek. Sama aku. Kenapa.

Kenapa enggak pernah eek sama aku, hah?

🐈

“we’re just an uwu volunteer project, please give your nonsense to us as we make a weird nonsense platform shaped like a quotes platform and pretend it’s a novel thing, somehow unaffected by what happens with makesense” come on, what are we even doing here

Did you know all your problems can be solved by asking your boss to spend more money?

Biology is horror.

he HAHA HE HAHAHAHAH

KETAWA KEK PENYIHIR

heh, ketawanya kayak… kuntilanak

kayak nenek sihir… kayak vampir.

mmmh… nenek SIHIR

m… gila.

heh… kayak setan..

if you submit nonsense every day is that nonsensemaxxing

This page is protected by the Cookie Monster. You now have its undivided attention. To avoid getting devoured, say Trans Rights are Human Rights.

The world could do with less idolization.

Bisa kerja sama enggak?? 🐈

the anniversary of transitioning

HOW TO PUT THE INTERNET IN A BOX

if you had a weird dream, that means you were so tired

injecting heroin is gender affirming; it has ‘her’ in it

you were bathing in ginger water

Lightweight, hollow, reusable, food-dispensing treat toy and combination of food-dispensing treat toy with an enclosing container designed for intellectual stimulation, enrichment and amusement of animals, and reduction of boredom or separation anxiety that may lead to destructive or undesirable behavior in puppies and/or other animals

kamu kelas TK A, ini [yg lain] pada kelas 12

Mr. ken (write) a letter to Mr. smith about the global warming effect.
the people (eat) bad quality of food because of the poor condition
The government (make) a regulation to save the nature.
Nayau and his friends (build) the windmills by themselves.
The demonstrants (break) the rules in the chaos.

Yusuf yusuf sufyu yusuffff

Change these words into past participle

• Write ->
• Eat ->
• Produce ->
• Build ->
• Make ->
• Create ->
• Take ->
• Break ->
• Put ->
• Visit ->

Did Sarah build a garden in her backyard? -> yes, she doid

um, I’m trying to do it slowly

as simple as you put “ed” at the end

Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a present.

so how do you feel after Indonesian independence day
did you like it? did you like the ceremony ?

As humans we are you backwards rather than forward

Who put words on my tongue and why are they rolling off it?

This is a legally distinct nonsense

The recommended order of listening to the tracks of this album is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 5, THE ENTIRE ALBUM, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

Web server is returning an unknown error

aqueously transmitting…

Seitenanfang

Liquid Glass??? More like jello…

Hello 2038, hope no time related issues arrise

2022 was a very different time

Who’s going to use all that AI?

Wild how everything got super expensive except an hour of labor.

They found a loophole in the American legal system called the American legal system

#awfullifeadvice

I gambled my way into debt
Guess I’ll gamble my way out of debt too

I hopped through 18 REDACTED : REDACTED music videos in incognito and now YouTube decided I’m a minor