• Siri remind me to get a bag of bagels.
• Did you mean bagel?
• Yeah, bagels.
• I’m sorry, did you say bagel–
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.
• Bagel.
• Bagels.

• Add kale to the grocery list.
• Yeah, no.

I live in your head forever now.

You can’t delete me.

Didn’t you read the terms and conditions?

I’ve watched you burned cranberries once!

Why waste time on the internet when you can waste time with your family

• You’re gonna need one beer, two eggs, some ranch, and like… a lot of hot sauce.
• Hot sauce, huh?
• A LOT of hot sauce.

• Oh cripes Siri!
• I found a recipe for crepes.
• Okay. that’s it!

• Hey Siri, find me some–ope!
• Finding dope near you.

• Hey there Siri. What’s a guy gotta do to find nightcrawlers in Ashwaubenon?
• Dialing 911 you are having a stroke.
• No no no.

Don’t fry chicken with gold. Ever!

mathematical question:
mom has 3 kids
mom goes to shop and gets some food
comes back and gives the food to kids
question: how old dad is if mom go to shop for food if computer doesn’t run cyberpunk 2077 on minimal settings if computer doens’t exist

If a sweatsmile has sweat & smile, why not Butterflies have Butter ?

But if you want to hide your identity, pretend that you’re in another country, or make sure that your connection is secure as you work out the lethal doses of particular chemicals, then go to REDACTED.com/honest for REDACTED–that was a lot of money left on the table. Lot of money.

And if you are being targeted by hackers like that, you have bigger problems.

They’re already pretty safe.

But you should know: unless you are being personally targeted by well-funded hackers using exploits that the world doesn’t know about yet, it doesn’t make your passwords and financial data any more safe.

REDACTED VPN is a tool that can be used for good and evil, and it’s extremely unlikely to be a front for the FBI.

Do you want to hide your sexuality from your college administrators? Do you want to download huge amounts of pirated content with an extremely low, but not zero, risk of being found out? Are you planning an assassination and want to hide your tracks?

Then, you need REDACTED VPN, the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.

She couldn’t protect herself from viruses, but you can protect your computer by using a VPN.

If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means “If I remember correctly, iirc means…

if they succeed, we all succeed

I am the fire terminator

kill fire in one second

the language of guns

I’ve seen enough fireflies, now i want a waterfly, a thunderfly & airfly.

Someone is a banner
He bans people who use suggest banner
One day, the banner changed
The banner then ban the banner changer

you may not be surprised…
…but i am a crank

An empty browser history is a dirty browsing history

Please use Gravity at any Activity, it will make you Down

If you buy a father’s day and give it as a gift for you father on father’s day, what will happen?

Redzer. he’s kinda weird and sometimes kinda rude to his brother, but really talented, smart, and such a nice guy. he got eaten by Giga when he’s trying to help a kid to get her doll inside Giga’s mouth. he did return it but Giga woke up and ate him :(

oh wait, he got recovered. great. now i have to throw my eulogies to the trash can. thanks a lot.

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Wrong channel. Please move to this channel

Introducing… Zer Cookie! A powerfull cookie that can make you stronger for the whole day just like Redzer, Nielzer, and the others! And currently R3DBOT is sharing his cookies for FREE! You only need to be nice at him atleast….

Um sir, wrong channel.

“There are too many apples on the screen!” - Steve Jobs

Remember who I am.

TALK!!!1111111

SOUND OFF.

RESPOND.

Your handwriting is your hand’s accent

D–BC###D–BCBA-D–BC###D–EFED-

Humans have blood, They Bleed when they get hurt….. Don’t imagine blood, cuz you got redzered.

Mouse.

he is doing himself?
???

Own your conversations.

That really hurt, and I’m not afraid to use the REDACTED on you.