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-S package

scientists have combined crab sticks
and they got crab crossmarks 😂

Being too lazy to go out for junk food is a case of 2 negatives making a positive

Wait this is a nonsense
It doesn’t matter if what I say is right or not

please wait while I recover my sanity

accept this so people can read this and understand me

To keep yourself and others safe, please keep your distance and wear a face covering at all times.

don’t get me wrong or anything
im just a person with depression trying to be useful to people via doing something like making nonsenses for nonsense community
but brain makes me think otherwise sometimes
i have been getting too much mental breakdowns lately
i think i need help but i don’t know how and where to tell that to anyone
im just being in the dark crying because of sadness im having during mental breakdowns
just say thank you to me so i can be happy because people like me because i help them

i had going through more things than my classmates or other people
but they don’t understand that
i just get bullied in school
and when i get to home im literally thinking of that to get my self to feel down for no reason
im literally hating myself for everything i have done

the more bad things happen
the more i hate myself

all of this is serious
depression is a serious and bad thing

just be happy and say thanks to me while im alive
im trying my best to be happy myself

• Number1#4325, 2022

This world has never been nice to me.

strange tho

the maximum i have reached for a while

my bot has /finduser

CAUTION: Nonsense Partition

Nonsense could be added any minute. Maybe in a few hour, maybe in a day, or never.

borderline nonsense

People need freedom like human need air… That’s for sure.

nonsegle is best nonsense search engine

in-flation means
you get flat inside
thanks to flat-earthers

Corporate software is never “spyware”, because you read the terms and conditions and you agreed to be spied on.

… or just use the “
” placeholder and replace that with random words!

it should be objects, verbs, whatever

actually I wish that there is something as an alternative to the “
”, like a random word placeholder

I realize that you are poor to buy
even…

Are phones made to only last a few years or so?

A Minigun is a big gun
A SwissMiniGun is a small gun

minigun is actually a gun with mini-guns in it

when the imposter is nonsenseful

Minigun doesn’t mean that it is mini

when you try
you will lose

• mr. motivational

maulu

Specify a name for your nonsense:

Please do not distrupt them, let them be; otherwise it will slowly be a mess.

Lucky for me, she isn’t virtual.

Take a byte.

Food is amazing and that’s all I need to hear.

On your next trip overseas, you can expect big problems.

blackberry? more like blackzerry

Hey, slow down Visitor!

We here at the black market sell fertilizer for really low prices

Hey Visitor, What is 15 × 3?

“I am French, I speak French, I live in France”
“I’m Spanish, I speak Spanish, I live in Spain”
“I’m American, I speak English, I live in the USA”

Imagine being a trillion-dollar company producing operating systems in 2022 yet there’s no tabs feature in their File Explorer.

Write nonsense with confidence across text files, messaging apps, and the web with advanced nonsense suggestions from Nonsense Editor.

Hey there kids! Do you like nonsense?

Visitor, please stop using me

Fine, i’ll give you 5 nonsense

damn imagine dry water

water has been gotten too dry

stop watching the pfp of a random user!!!