de la shitfuck pro max

stabless finnickers

caramel flavored blood

windshield subscription service

Always assume that you may never get a second chance to make a first impression.

The product has to be so good, people want to talk about it.

….probably butchered that

Psychology tends to tell us a completely different story.

Never invest more than you can afford to lose.

Nonsense is not limited

Mode Union atau mode biasanya?

music to capsize to: Sinkin Park

music to feel horny to: Kinkin Park

music to feel small to: Shrinkin Park

music to contemplate to: Thinkin Park

sensual subsidies

Don’t like? Don’t read.

what were YOU thinking that’s the important part

i wish this world was livable

Installing built products

baik, terima kasihh :DD

be weird stay weird :3

membuat miniatur rumah dari kawat bulu :)

In the future there are two options: Either you guys are confident enough to not fuck this up, or you get my advice to make sure it is not fucked up.

HeY wAnNa gO pHiShIng!¿

So “el niño” is hot but “la niña” is cold?

all I can say is I feel single-celled :)

I’D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO PLAP (IN PERFECT HARMONY)

boy meets girl
girl meets boy
boy meets boy
girl meets girl

Makesense on, makesense off.

It’s that easy.

yaha? yaha… and yaha.

Nonsense? Nontrinsic.

remas remas susu

Humans are “social beings”

DA DA TA TA!

shampoo flavored ranch

wow! a good thing! i cant wait to riot and protest this so we go back to 400% tax increases

the thickest thighs in the city

trinsicless nontrinsic

nontrinsic but without nonsense

nontrinsic but every entry’s fifth vowel is replaced with KILL LINERLY

aaaaa im dying of fluxer deficiency

DO NOT DIE INSIDE

Bureau of soybean ketchup

dancing water

Labia goods. Labial goods.

Due to the airport construction. We feel sorry for you!

Visitor, look down at your hands. your legs. your feet and toes. your fingers. now imagine this. i got you to look at your skin like a weirdo right

NoSmokingIWillCrazy

In case of emergency, break this wall to escape.