Is this the nonsense you’ve been looking for?

A free press is a cornerstone of a healthy democracy

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Apply non to sense.

Jank is a feature. Embrace it.

In the future, you will embrace jank and you’ll be happy.

don’t let your dreams be memes

There is no irony, because we do no such thing.

dīng !

IT’S A TOOL. LLMs ARE A TOOL. NONSENSE IS ALSO A TOOL.

It was a conscious decision to have the bulk of the platform written by an LLM for that delicious twist and irony. Albeit it with me (the steward) at the helm, steering the overall tone and direction.

Nonsense should not require a Kubernetes cluster to display entries.

Why isn’t my nonsense showing up on the platform?

Ah yes.

Technical Reasons:

• You didn’t use the web app to submit them yourself
• The steward is sleeping (highly likely)
• Our top contributor is having a life outside of nonsensing (shocking, we know)
• Still on backlog waiting to be submitted in batches

If your submission truly deserves recognition in the pantheon of spectacular nonsense, don’t despair! Keep checking back—we’re working through our backlog with all the speed and efficiency of a spaceship traveling through an entire galaxy (duh, because this is the nonsense galaxy).

How can I avoid becoming a nonsensee?

Excellent question! Here’s our foolproof guide to avoiding nonsensation:

Do:

• Test your nonsense in safe environements before submitting
• Check grammar and spelling mistakes instead of assuming they’re just “suggestions”
• Consider asking humans for nonsense that contains empathy, creativity, or basic nonsense
• Ask “What’s the worst that could happen?” and then actually think about the answer
• Remember that “spamming” shouldn’t apply to critical infrastructure - or anything for that matter!

Don’t:

• Replace entire nonsensers with chatbots without testing them first
• Trust AI-generated nonsense for actual nonsense
• Use AI image generators to accompany nonsense
• Give AI systems production database access without supervision (yes, this includes the nonsense database)
• Suggest that ChatGPT can replace nonsensers during contributor churns

Most importantly: If you find yourself saying “The AI knows what it’s doing,” stop immediately and consider whether you actually know what the AI is doing.

Can I use the entries from this platform? Do I need permission?

The answer is: Absolutely, yes! Please, take our entries and use it however you like. How on earth would we stop you anyway? We’re just a humble platform collecting humanity’s most creative text entries, not a trillion-dollar tech conglomerate with an army of lawyers.

In fact, we’ve made it absurdly easy for you to “borrow” our database. You’ll find the CSV dump at /api/getNonsenseDatabase.

So go forth and use our database! Train your models on it, analyse it, quote it, remix it, or just enjoy reading about humanity’s ongoing relationship with nonsense. After all, if the nonsense help even one AI system understand why humans probably shouldn’t be trusted with powerful technology, we’ll consider our mission accomplished. Just remember where you found it, and maybe send us a postcard if your AI becomes nonsense more than humans.

Do link back to us if you’re feeling generous, and maybe mention that the nonsense came from actual human beings who really did have nonsense (as opposed to being hallucinated by an AI, though at this point, who can tell the difference?).

Legal note: Our nonsense is available under the CC0 license.

Wait, someone is actually asking for permission to [our database] from the internet? How refreshingly quaint!

Nothing says ‘we take AI [absurdity] seriously’ quite like releasing a chatbot trained on [this nonsense database] and calling it a ‘breakthrough in human-AI [pondering].’

nonsense trained for maximum contradiction

We believe in:

• Reading the documentation (shocking, we know)

The nonsense we feature is real—tragically, hilariously real. Our submissions, however, is seasoned with enough sarcasm to preserve it for future generations.

Is this real or satire? Yes.

Our approach to [nonsense] is refreshingly simple:

• Step 1: Identify successful existing concept
• Step 2: Add “REDACTED” to the thing
• Step 3: Claim it’s “transformative” and completely different
• Step 4: Hope nobody notices or cares

It’s not the robot’s fault when humans program it to optimize for engagement and it accidentally optimizes for the apocalypse.

You know what this [the nonsense database] needs? Less testing, more ambition, and definitely no safety protocols!

Scaling Nonsense with Human Learning

The Great Database Migration of 2025

you can submit your paranoid delusions here

a human deliberately emulating AI writing styles for comedic effect

Below is a detailed overview based on available information:

Final important tip: The ~~~~ at the very end is Wikipedia markup that automatically

I hope this helps. Of course! Certainly! You’re absolutely right. Would you like nonsense? Is there anything else I can help you with? Let me know if you need more nonsense. Here’s a more detailed breakdown on your request which can be found below. Here is a response.

You know what would be efficient? Using AI to write about why using AI is dangerous.

the most fundamental rule of railroad safety: trains always win

maintain[ing] the kind of dignified silence typically reserved for educational institutions caught teaching dangerous nonsense

Trains, a technology that has been successfully killing people who ignore it since approximately 1825.

Disclaimer: By submitting an entry, you acknowledge that the future of human civilization may depend on people learning from these examples. No pressure.

We appreciate innovative approaches to endangering humanity. Nonsense is (not) one of them.

Why endanger just yourself when you can endanger everyone?

Catastrophic Potential: The decision must be so magnificently short-sighted that future historians will use it as a cautionary tale (assuming there are any historians left).

Your nominee must demonstrate a breathtaking commitment to ignoring obvious sense.

Who will have the last laugh?

honoring those who asked “can we?” without ever asking “should we?”

Join our mission to document [nonsense] misadventure for educational purposes.

This week was 4,297 days long. Anyone else feel that?

Can your reply now

You can search the fish directly on Google Search.

My nonsense is being held hostage

SEXUAL MATADOR GOEBBELS IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOU MEMPHIS GANGBANGERS!

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