Petite Bites, Big Compliments

petite = small
bite is 🚨NOT🚨 a snack in french

coup de grâce gras

being hit with fat

Please RSVP
Please answer please before this date

croissant

Honor lies in the soil.

water from the stepmother

• Can I have a carpet?
• Sure! We have Turkish carpet, Aladdin carpet, and Met Gala red carpet.

YOU HAVE WON A FREE REDACTED click here to claim

Submit nonsense, or else.

Pantia

The REDACTED is more pronounced.

make sure that [the] bottom is straight

Hello Welcome My Name Is Everybody

The database is F-R-E-E.

If you master those things, you’ll be a rockstar. (if you don’t think about it, aren’t rock stars just planets)

This nonsense database has been contributed by me, myself, and I.

To let oneself be shaken by this siltcurrent.

Grades don’t make sense.
Money doesn’t make sense.
A lot of systems don’t make sense.
Even nonsense doesn’t make sense. (Wait, yes, obviously.)

Money is meaningless AND extremely useful at the same time. (money, it’s a gas)

cyber grilling

I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person

Bail is 19,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
And your sentence is 47^208484901 centuries in prison

Seriously though, you better get out of here.

Do not entrust your mental health to OpenAI.

I beg you to see a human therapist.

What do you mean “what about AI?”

do not have enough moneyyyy

Huh, an insurance company trying to screw someone over.
THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

Fuck capitalism.

that’s called: ✨ being inappropriate ✨

Nonsense make you lose control.

You never count your money when you’re sitting at the table. There’ll be time enough for counting when the dealings AAAAAAAAAAA-

But first… I feel like I should tell you this process might suck.

I’M SCARED OF THERAPY

YOU WANT TO BE MORE

acquire lacquer

Does this nonsense already exist?

Your favorite keybind!!

Control yourself to access this next piece of history

abeuille brother

destroyed by shoes wtf
whatever is that: OEOEOOO!!

enforced exploitation through intimidation

Woke-on-LAN

Satire is hard when you read legitimate news on a daily basis…

Passage of time does not cause the issue to magically get solved.

The one thing we need to learn is that narcissists never joke.

on what planet have food prices dropped?

A true patriot loves their country and doesn’t want to trash it. They also would never storm the capital or support a dictatorship.

Give a hoot! Don’t pollute!

— in the immortal words of Woodsy Owl 🦉

Eggs may cost $10 but this database is free

After reading this you’ll know more about nonsense than the founder does.