this is why communism doesn’t work - they give us nothing but always takes from us

What is a monument?

If you don’t have it in your home, you go to training center

Obviously, propaganda from a written script!

My heart was pumping with the desire of going to the
hospital.

Stop overreacting! What do you mean you can’t look around the park in a day?!

Forget family, taking care of yourself is tough enough

I got the nonsense in an illegal way

Wait, this is not AI.

No more nonsense exists here. We erased it all.

I’m a real person, not a video game character.
The version of me that lives in your head does not exist

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Reminder that every one of these insults came with a compliment

The only winning move is not to play.

The US could never have this

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Would an eight-year-old be the world’s greatest nonsenser?

the master of civilised nonsense

• What does PhD stand for?
• Pretty humongous Disappointment

He ca- no, he can’t take this.

• Do you have a girlfriend?
• No, I’m eight!

WHAT WERE THESE NONSENSE BASED ON?!?!

• Listen, listen. I was given a bunch of vague facts about this. How old are you?
• I HAVE- I DO NOT HAVE A DBS check. Is this legal?!

I’m going to k**l myself.

Sorry, unalive myself.

Drew can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds. That’s how much he hates the idea of colours mixing.

Roasting 101

Are you ever gonna get a job?

mini nonsense masters

This is competitive nonsense.

Is this legal?

Professional Nonsense Battle

And the Network is finally united again!

how to tell if you grew up too fast ?

Chickens are the gateway animals.

As we saw last night, she can stir up chaos without saying a word.

Keep warm if you can.

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

They’re wet, and you want them to be.

my sausage flies high

My wife likes to eat vinegar. There, that can’t be interpreted in any other way I’m sure.

吃豆腐 = to take sexual advantage of somebody

HOOKED ON PHONICS BAD IDEAS

‘S–t for f—ing poor people’

Shopppee

29 days til padoru padoru

easy, if you are a man

the world does not collapse if you reply tomorrow

this is huge news for the unemployed AND employed

don’t forget the magic incantation, “YOLO, bazinga, I’moutofhereseeyalater”

DON’T CALL IT A CAKE WALK IF THERE ISN’T CAKE