Nobody likes pain for its own sake, or looks for it and wants to have it, just because it is pain…

Read nonsense out loud

i am siri give me apple giftcard now

Cant wait to smell you

What: The Fuck

I’m le fucking tired

it is time to let the bots go rogue - again

Write just the hanzi

You want a weather forecast? What about no

Nonsense: null
Added on: nope

WHO ENDED BART?

YOU CANNOT FIT ME INTO EITHER BOX

god? I’ll punch Him in the nuts

You cast a divination smell.

They’re holding pickle hands :)

Why would there be alcohol in the void?

They’re gonna steal my name and my gender!

I will poop on whoever’s party I want!

My body doesn’t know how to hormone right!!!

thank you blurry picture of jerma

Smack that braincell again please

I’m gonna have to color-pick bismuth >:(

I’ll psychoanalyze myself later

he was then stabbed by a man in a salmon costume

i’m gonna…
i’m gonna…

Hi (but only if you drink copious amounts of water)

shhh… they dont want you to know… you’re perfect

they kept me here for 35 years and counting please send dudes

They added the Note 7 to the banned items list???

so lets start from the beginning, literally,
so this is the first level in plants versus zombies-

GTA is essentially the iphone

zelda has more in common with google chrome than what you think

Bombs are fancy displays of evil

drink from your local water source

Hydrate until you can’t.

WE ARE THE PISSERS

The peace. In question.

Hey sweetie, I’m at work. Dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on. Love you -xxx- ❤️

PEMADAM KELAPARAN

small act. big impact

HYPNOTHERAPY TO ELEVATE YOUR LIFE

Eight glasses of water a day, healthy everyday

Terimakasih sudah menjadi solusi iPhone kami yg bermasalah

Can’t you,
Can’t you,
Love me 中?

JANGAN DIAM! SEGERA LAPORKAN!

kerupuk pasir

✨ Tunggu Aku Sukses Nanti ✨

kucing dalam karung keranjang

In other words, you’re cooked.