wishing you many more nonsense in 2026

Do not press the cover until it breaks. Unless the cover is capitalism.

The bureaucracy is inhibiting the science, and that’s unacceptable to me. One week of people dying from not knowing about this is not trivial.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Get ready for Mac on a rack.

I’M COOKING

Dubai or not to buy, that is the question.

Let’s go nonsense shopping

Maintain your integrity, your values and your principles through these dark times. There’s no point emerging from the other side as someone else. That just means you died anyway.

This has been a subtle call to action.

Some of the experiments had nothing to do with advancing the capability of makesense, or of sense. There is such a thing as professional curiosity: ‘What would happen if we did such and such?’ What sensical purpose was served by performing and studying nonsense? None at all. That was just playing around. Professional people, too, like to play.

“VIRTUAL REALITY”
“AUGMENTED REALITY”
“MIXED REALITY”
WE HAVE ALLOWED THE COMPUTER SALESMEN TO DEFINE ALL THREE OF THESE IN TERMS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO CAMERAS AND SCREENS!
SCREENS OVER THE EYEBALLS!
THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH THAT!
TACTILE FEEDBACK!
“ONLY SAFE IN CYBERSPACE”!
AND YET!
WE ALL KNOW HOW IMMERSIVE TEXT ALONE CAN BE!
OR TEXT COMBINED WITH PAPER MAPS!
OR TEXT COMBINED WITH SIMPLE CARTOONS OF MONSTERS!
IT IS MY BELIEF THAT ALL FORMS OF IMMERSIVE TECHNOLOGICALLY MEDIATED REALITY MAY BE FULLY IMPLEMENTED USING NOTHING MORE THAN A SIMPLE NETWORK OF SIMPLE WEB PAGES!
TRASH MAGIC CAN BE USED TO MAKE SUCH IMMERSIVE MIXED REALITY SYSTEMS!
TRASH MAGIC IS LIKE A REALITY WE MAKE AS WE GO!
IT IS LIKE WRITING WITH WATER ON STONE!
IT IS HTML AS CHALK BOARD!

STRESS IS ONLY APPLICABLE TO THOSE WHO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

it’s a consequence of life

it is nonsense time.

providing questionable nonsense since 2021

What the heck is “press the cover until it breaks”?

Two anything/one anything makes us very nervous, Visitor.

Objection! Context is guilty

extreme kitchen

BE A GENTLEMAN AND LEND HIM A HAND!

super insightful ya

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put some sunglasses on.

ternyata ekonomi lebih sulit dari fisika

yukk boleh langsung gas ngeng

NO NONSENSER? BECOME THE NONSENSER

Belong where you do.

NONSENSER OF THE YEAR 2025

Do you know what the unit of software is? A meter! Do you know why? In 1992, we did our first software export at Netaş. We wrote the software, pressed a button, and via the satellite dish on the roof, at the incredible speed of 128 kb/s, we sent it to England. We sent the invoice by postal mail. $2M arrived at the bank. 3-4 months passed, and tax inspectors came. They said, “You sent an invoice for $2M?” “Yes,” we said. “This money has been paid?” they asked. “Yes,” we said. “But there is no goods export; this is fictitious export,” they said! So we took the tax inspectors to R&D and sat them in front of a computer. “Would you press this ‘Enter’ key?” we asked. One of them pressed it, then asked, “What happened?” “You just made a $300k export, and we’ll send its invoice too, and that will be paid as well,” we said. The man felt terrible because he had become an accomplice! Then we explained how software is written, what a satellite connection is, and how much this is worth. They said, “We understand, but there has to be a physical goods export; that’s what the regulations require.” So we said: “Let’s record this software onto tape (there were no CDs back then—nor cassettes; we used ½-inch tapes) and send that.” Happy to have found a solution, they said, “Okay, record it and send it.” The software filled two reels, which were handed to a customs broker, who took them to customs and started the export procedure. The customs officer processed things and at one point asked, “Where are the trucks?” The broker said, “There are no trucks—this is all there is,” and pointed to the tape reels on the desk. The customs officer said, “These two envelopes can’t be worth $2M; I can’t process this.” We went to court, an expert committee examined whether the two reels were worth $2M. Fortunately, they ruled that they were, and we were saved from the charge of fictitious export. The same broker took the same two reels to the same customs officer, with the court ruling, and restarted the procedure. However, during the process, the unit price, quantity, and total price of the exported goods had to be entered—as per the regulations. To avoid dragging things out further, they looked at the envelope, saw that it contained tape, estimated how many meters of tape there are on one reel, and concluded that we had exported 1k to 2k meters of software. So the unit of software became the meter.

• not the easiest, but the best way to grow further
• master something first before we do it
• show that you are the one

sangat insightful dan seru

superheated steam

That horrid feeling when I realised I’ve been a nonsenser for 4 years.

Quit touching bro

WARNING WARNING

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NONSENSE SYSTEM.

THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD BE HEARING AN UNHELPFUL HOT TAKE AND GENERAL VITRIOL.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NONSENSE SYSTEM.

crazy? I was crazy once

they locked me in a room,
a rubber room
a rubber room filled with rats

but… they made me so crazy, that I forgot the rest

ceng lou

DISPOSABLE SPHERICAL TEA COVER

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Indonesia selamanya enggak akan maju, enggak akan sejahtera, dan enggak akan aman, selama negara ini dipegang oleh orang-orang yang hanya mementingkan kekuasaan serta material semata.

Pendapat pengamat tidak didengar. Pendapat dan opini rakyat diabaikan. Politik dimainkan untuk membentuk narasi publik seakan itu hal baik dan agar terpilih lagi pemilu berikutnya. Kalau begini, negara ini memang hanya milik mereka saja.

To avoid asphyxia and other dangers please keep it away from infants

sometimes i be chillin, thinkin “damn i want REDACTED bouncing and REDACTED on it” then the next minute I be thinkin “damn, i need some REDACTED”

SHOCKING FRESH

GENIUS MOSLEM GENERATION

WARNING: nonsenser might explode on certain occasions

It happens

Good Sense? Or Nonsense?

you’re so :3 and fairness

i love my ai
i love grok
i love my half-assed ai art that looks like shit
i love microsoft copilot writing my dialogue for me
i love the sheer lack of human creativity in these soulless corporations
i love openai shelling out hundreds of millions for a thneed
i love ai moderation systems and security systems failing at the tasks they’re supposed to do or misidentifying threats
i love ai driving cars and running over pedestrians only to be covered up by the media as ’98% safer than normal drivers’

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

2026 is not the downfall of you or whatever

TIME LOST IS A BRAIN LOST