We prescribe DONTASSUMEITALL. When you’re on DONTASSUMEITALL and there’s ambiguity, you err on the side of basic human decency.

What if someone makes an ambiguous gesture which could be a Nazi salute?

Doctors say Americans accidentally make Nazi salutes six to eight times a year.

Are you afraid of being mistaken or outed as a white supremacist?

same shit, different year

Your mother is such a powerful soul that even the daffodils lean toward her instead of the sun.

THE HISTORY OF FUCKING (the place)

PEOPLE ON THIS APP HAVING AN AWAKENING

if I had to describe them I’d say that they have a bunch of red flags

singularity of stupidity

Take your browsing history to your grave

We’ve been through enough during self-isolation without having your squiggly bits burned into our retinas.

Because it’s fun, it’s great joy

matanya kok 5 watt

I am made of microplastics and can be trusted with your forklift.

no AI (all nonsense here is human generated)

jangan saya akhiri

i’m not for everyone

sorry if you feel objectified

mid but frontier

subscribe to nonsense

You’ve been on Nontrinsic for 523 minutes today. Now’s a good time to close the app.

drinking water is woke now

• Name one thing that you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
• getting a full 8 hours of sleep

Advertising doesn’t have to be hard. (ad display with no actual ads)

where would you leave your h… (r/TheLetterH)

“Literally” means “figuratively” now.

Never negotiate with errorists.

The subjunctive mood has been all but subsumed by the indicative. (French: hold my croissant)

In France, we’re so tough that we eat pain every day.

UK GOVT SAYS I’M AN “EXTREMIST”

Unliveable future? Sounds like a you problem.

One does not change a meme

Okay! I didn’t think so.

verylongnamewithlotsofWWWWWandMMM

Hmmm…

If Discord made an app for people who hates games then it would be Harmony

I rendezvous, where are you???

NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME.

How do you do it?

ten.

Sweet cat

SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY

Now shut your beautiful mouth and take our money.

Keep the language as clean as a Scandinavian gas station bathroom.

If you can’t access evil domains, you can’t get infected. Simple.

phone spam destroyer

Get a room. For the best possible choices.

How many trees managed to cope with the spiders and walnuts?

The duo of the gyrosurgical snail?