It’s the only cleaner strong enough to have my name in it.

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

Tacos, fetuccini, linguini, martini, bikini.

were SO BARACK

You’re going to eat more garlic.

You’re going to love my nuts.

You’re going to have an exciting life now.

Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.

• Hey, uh… that’s probably enough.
• I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!

i would rather inject 3 whole grams of vx directly into my neurons than listen to this

don’t drink water
fish have WHAT in it

Unix: LF
Mac: CR
Windows: fuck it, take both

LET THE SLOP BEGIN!

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god wants mac and cheese for dinner

sometimes i feel like im doing something wrong by simply existing

breaking news: local postman begs a lamp to let them eat a table. more at 9

I do not want clams in my shower.

Take my UV camera…

Good morningn’t

I ordered a keyboard for my new computer
Fuck

• what should we eat for dinner?
• lunch

When I asked for “a glass of orange” I WANTED A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE, NOT WHATEVER SHIT THIS IS

Allow me to offer some speculation.

bro is rgbtqia+

that does not look like Material 3 Design…
or does it? vsauce music plays

he uses Material 3 Design…

This locker is temporarily derailed

Let’s make sure you’re on time for your meeting

is he John Paul E. Ticks

Paul E. Ticks

exens

Ext. en. s

cot cot cot cot cot cot cot cot, cot cot cot cot enak, enak~

mbahmangun

ENJOY THE TIME No.16
CLASSIC DRINKS

THE DELICIOUS LET A PERSON CAN’T RESIST, CAN’T STOP

nyindir apa nyindir

AYAM ? bkn cuma itu …

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People who frequently read nonsense are accurate and robust detectors of exact duplicated entries

Nonsense is built on de minimis

Especially if the person is using the visual editor or has found the Preview button

15 whole seconds without joshing

L’essentiel, c’est Diorrrrrrr 😄

[Yang penting Diyorrrrrrr] 😂

I CANT STOP JOSHING IT

are we joshing right neooww

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Lipstick en français = Rouge à lèvres 🤭

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