idk, it’s a popular accusation rn

J’ai le cœur maladroit (j’ai le cœur maladroit)

IOS (not to be confused with iOS)

iOS, especially written iOS

Did you move to Mars or something?

“JUST PLAY THE GAME!”

The game gets easier now, apparently.

IOS packs are a concept that have been outdated for years, as they overwrite crucial IOS on your console with cIOS. They are wholly unsupported and incompatible with this guide as can cause several unexplainable issues, such as the Homebrew Channel being upside down.

R bjh jpjrw: Bjhj, rmpjo jkxdc wx qnjerwnbb xa wx wdcqrw, d qnja vn? Wjrrw… Nwm.

nonsenseman: collect my entries

Something something meos

All i see is Taylorsville, and alliteration… And what the heck is tethered vita? Vitae? æ?

It’s Artipeak…

Perfect is the enemy of done.

[a huge red arrow pointed at a smol cat] [text saying "does he even know he exists 😂 🤔"]

studies have shown that artists, musicians, and all the luddites, are humans and therefore capable of murder. so here at copen ai, this is our reasons to why you should fund US instead of THEM so we can save people from getting murdered. your funds directly support our future endeavours of creating war machines for the senile and aging us government

buzzin

cute girls (windows) sending me love letters (please install security update)

Depressing cock 🥀

wait..

haaaaaaa

[ohnonononothiscainbe] (n-nononono)

[erido ishooo haaaaa](nnnaaa.. w..)

and i absolutely REFUSE to work at ikea

🕊️🖐️

to establish a permanent union of intimate and exclusive nature for the purpose of living a common life

妈妈骂马的麻吗?

Yes, we love this country

i will now throw all formatting out of the window and type in all lowercase

Anderdingidy dingidy dog. hey it’s me, anderdinfidy, ask me anything

HEY, THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME! お前はもう死んでいる

simulated knee replacement surgery

Yosie星期一睡在TKA前面
Yosie sẽ ngủ vào ngày mai, thứ Hai, trước cửa TKA.
ヨシーは月曜日にTKAの前で寝た
Yosie sleeps Monday in front of TKA
ينام يوسي يوم الاثنين قبل محاكاة عملية
استبدال مفصل الركبة.

more accurately: lesbian

Wet knob first.

I’ve been absolutely cooking with my Mac mini the fact that it’s a hot slab of aluminium

My job title is Unprofessional mario kart “driver”

you are a stupid, spineless, weak-willed jellyfish, you’ll be sorely disappointed

Makesense: I don’t want it. I never wanted it. It causes nothing but harm.

Terms of Use

Congratulations on the free everything! Valid from now until the server crashes.

what tablet I use?: xppen pro 16 pro
YES MY LEFT EYE ITS OKAY, THE VTUBER ITS BUGGED
goal of 100 people :3
im from saturn xd.

Something went wrong when fetching Nontrinsic quote: Error: Failed to fetch https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/api/v1/nonsense/random: {“error”:”Failed to fetch nonsense”}

Was the last naked thing you saw on the computer screen?

The REDACTED Docker image can be used: ██████████

Hate Docker?
Everyone loves systemd: ██████████

There’s Avant Garde and Avenir and Aksendiz (Grotesk) and Arial; Benton, Bebas, Bembo, Bookman, Bauhaus, Bell Centennial…

Some people have no taste.

I am the very model of a modern day typographer.
I am the very model of a modern typographic connoisseur.

Papyrus is a virus and restraint is the inoculum.
Papyrus is a virus and restraint is the inoculum.
Papyrus is a virus and restraint is surely the inoculum.
(Don’t even download it.)

The font… is everything.

percakapan SMP

Call the toilet the Situation Room, the way I REDACTED