you need some examples in your life

• Vous voulez des exemples ?
• oui, s’il te plaît des exemples !!
  (allez, d’accord…)

my favorite programming language is .3gp

• it’s linux
• no it’s html

Gender: Any Gender
Sexuality: who cares bro

They made The Joker pregnart to be more woke!

…a conspiracy that would come to be known as, “The Boise Boondoggle.”

Visitor (mirrorworld inhabitant)

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

The Perineum Professionals*!*™

Ice is ready.

If you want to destroy a country, destroy its currency first.

You can safely disregard this message.

I forget if I remembered, but I’m pretty sure.

the nonse is nonsing

Unfortunately it did happen.

Yeah, lesbian, what gay or what?

Lesbian, gay, bicycle, transgender

“[H]armonic genitals” is 1984 revisionist history. >:-|

How did you happen?

What makes you want to be a GAY?

Everything becomes commercialized, you know.

Guys out here be walking around with no legs…

That’s no laesio enormis- That’s my wiggle!

the more [they] can see of you, the better

the science of gayology

Nonsense. Unforgettable experience.

It says here that you wish to be addressed by the device as:

• Vladiush
• Vovochka
• Vladik
• Bad Vlad
• Vlad Baby

It will be complicated to send a rocket to the moon with Roman numerals.

GIVE US BACK LA MONA LISA

Anticipating a 🤌 donna 🤌!!!

How to eyeron. 🤌

We don’t tolerate any racist, sexist, homophobic, white supremacist, neocolonial insinuations on our platform.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

I sense micro-racism and nano-supremacy in your assertion.

ARe you comfORtAble ? VAT is this veGETAbLe ? 🙂‍↔️

We feel you are a menace to society.

ARe you com-fOR-tAble?

Republican detected.

I think he’s a closet Democrat.

clearly biology’s overrated

When you meet your host, what will you ask first? Wi-Fi code or… the pronouns?

You will be jeopardizing the fate of democracy, the future of humanity, and life on earth as we know it. We cannot empower these backwards-thinking, theocratic conspiracy theorists on our platform!!!

What kills? Guns, or Big Mac?

Who do you trust more: Darwin, Gandalf?

Why this company, Mr… Suresh Termavengarden Syvrebuana Subreniama Venkendishalab Ramantanantatan?

If he stresses a D, you get a point. If he stresses a T, I get a point.

Very Big Company, Inc.

France needs to put all the H’s back in by 2030.

Once a great power and a centre of philosophy, culture, and inventions, France has still the potential to bring a lot of happiness to the world if it can add the H back in.