Baking bread and violating public decency laws in the process

weltime 🫠

How does one be Eggsexual?

Waxly lighted staired copper weather.

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks. Stop stirring when the eggs are half cooked.

You overcooked it—let’s try it again.

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks. Stop stirring when the eggs are half cooked

That’s not right—let’s try it again.

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks. Stop stirring when the eggs are—

No, not like that! (screams in the background)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion—

It’s ruined!

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spir— Stop stirring when the eggs are half cooked.

That’s not right. (screaming in frustration in the background)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly—and you overcooked it.

(laughs maniacally in frustration while using the spatula to hit the pan with the failed omurice)

Pour in the egg. Stir the eggs quickly in—you overcooked it.

Try adding oil. Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly…

(fries in awe)

Flip.

(fails to flip and screams in frustration)

Try adding butter. Pour in the eggs. You overcooked it.

Try adding more butter. Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks while you shake the pan.

(shakes the pan in frustration while screaming)

You overcooked it.

(screams for a second in frustration)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks. Flip.

(flips in frustration while screaming and hitting the stove)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion—you overcooked it.

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a—you overcooked it.

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly—you overcooked it.

you overcooked it.

you overcooked it.

you overcooked it.

you overcooked it.

you overcooked it.

(watches a video showing the cooking method)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks while you shake the pan. Stop stirring when the eggs are half cooked. Flip. You overcooked it.

(rages in frustration against the pan)

Pour in the eggs. Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks while you shake the pan.

(stirs in frustration)

This is too difficult.

(throws many eggs on the pot aggressively)

Stir the eggs quickly in a spiral motion with your chopsticks while you shake the pan.

(stirs and sighs in frustration)

That’s good enough…
Carefully place it on top of the rice.

(pours the runny egg mixture on the rice)

Cut it open using a knife.

(separates half of the dish easily)

That’s perfect! You’ve successfully made the world’s hardest omelette—enjoy!

(eats the mixture aggressively while grunting)

👍

your pee can be drunk or sober…

Stop saying won’t, say wi’n’t

comply or die

évènement d’appli

In Chinese, you will have to be more specific about time.

when your nonsense is scattered across the galaxy

Lob ur botomy

Bntr ya saya lg gunting rambut awkkwkwqwq

Nonsense is not for sale

Nonsense. That’s Nontrinsic.

Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs with light blue carpet

If you are a makesenser, kindly get off the platform

Constructing sleep deprivation…

the moon is ████████████ again

death by radiation (ate too much banana)

france may be tasty but francium is tastier

sticky note: ohhh im sso sticky

Automatically set by Chelsea

Setting the time by the time of the bonfire

Meow Production Room

yaris versus yaris (YURIS !?)

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I don’t give a shit

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Instead of eating calcium foods, why don’t we just directly eat calcium metal

i took the wrong pil))lnhvvdbhhh—hh

bacon trek

Well, that escalated at a moderate pace

fleep floop

watching myself from far away

Trouble is as it is because of the trouble we face within ourselves.. it is as it is as you are what it is you are…and what you aren’t. sideshows …to the main storyline that’s not worthy of being written as the main storyline… Remember your exactly what you aren’t.. at all times…accept for in the 5ths perception.. from that viewpoint time is…unless for you..it isn’t… if when and where are a product of what is and isn’t there.. say it ain’t so..or say it ain’t what it is if you say so..so ya…now you know now..you are knowing now now what was known but now knowingly so.. anyways..know that now you know now…then..when it’s whenever .. it’s always now..they sell it to know self..I’ll trade ego to carry self forward from a past knowingly known now now.. in the known realm of now knowing..while knowing now..now knowing knowledge now known knowingly. decentralized finance..swish it around like that toothpaste you’d rather swallow… or sit back and let the governing mental cases stigmatiz your existence then existentially assault you through undeniable abandonment.. fresh..clean..dark and a little bent.. call me friend. …. eyz…..

Persona 6 teaser and color palette was inspired by Persona 6 VERGS musiv fan projection, ill die on that hill prove me wrong

Your artistic expression will be seen by one or more living beings, with or without your knowledge. That’s the law

Family: A group of living or deceased members that feel forced to put up with one another for no good reason. Which is nonsense of course but it happens

Well, that escalated slowly

I think we should abolish mars.

I’m not sure when I can or can’t say before we go credible

pronouns: him/him

je vous déclare…
(vas-y, dis-le ; dis-le, dis-le, dis-le, dis-le !!!!!!!!)

Les caractéristiques pour un bon épisode :

• Des blagues de Génie
• Des infos utile
• Une musique entrainement

je veux du sale pour l’amour du ciel…

• i have a kiwi
• the bird or the fruit?
• both

Brun? Brun! Ouiiii!!!

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• c’est quoi ça?
• …la dynamite

c’est charmant