• I also sing music back there
• You sick bastard.

oh my god, we’re all different flavor salamanders!

I need to slowly and gently feed you cheese.

Why is it called a throwback? Who’s throwing whose back?? WHY ARE WE THROWING BACKS???

And how are we doing over in tomato town?

Surely they’ll forgive me, I’m from 1492!

safe food implies the existence of unsafe food

FUCK YOU I WANTED A NAP

Meh me meh, im a protector and I protect us from bad situations memememememememem

I’m just trying to have a good time and you are RUINING IT!!!!

Hit her with the Miku Miku Beam until she agrees.

found the foam sword.

My leg got bitten off earlier,,, try not to worry about it too much.

• Could you stop putting me in yaoi situations while I’m on the job?
• Not really.

Just sneezed so hard I thought I could smell shrimp colors for a second. Oh my god.

YES!!! THESE AREN’T SEEDS!!!!!!

Exhibit 38: I’d Like To Challenge That

Has Adil visited the Adel-Art exhibition yet?

Visitor, who as of right now, is currently wearing 37 pairs of pants

Does having my feet exposed make me a fucking criminal?

• To whoever keeps leaving the house without shoes, please wear shoes.
• I do what I want, shithead.

Does Adil listen to Adele?

• Hey Siri, what am I supposed to wear in this weather?
• …
• Okay, guess I’ll wear nothing

I’m motherfucking SCUMBLING!!!

The lighter fluid smells yummy. I wanna eat it—

• Damn even the cat’s depressed
• What? I am literally just sitting here???

Just in case you want to use NeoForge, don’t.

I wanna eat an onionnn… I wanna eat it whole.

I’ll add you to the list.

I’m not gonna keep pretending this cauliflower is rice, because it’s not

Sometimes, when I’m bored, I like to drink an entire bottle of olive oil

The beach is where you go for panic attacks and new beginnings

I don’t wear jewelry to the massage parlor. I’m not insane.

You are looking at a guy who is getting through with Mountain Dew and Twix

Every time I have to do homework, I want to hit the bottle

Somebody please slap me.

I’d like to give a shoutout to YOU. Yes, you.
Good job.

Try closing your eyes!! You may hallucinate cool stuff and wake up feeling refreshed!

enjoy your rest!

one deadly fish isn’t enough

• i’m gonna go take a shower and nobody can stop me
• i can.
• no you can’tttt

WHAT RAW EGGS HAVE YOU BEEN EATING FOR THEM TO TASTE GOOD???

I’m guilty until proven- wait innocent until proven guilty.

Fluid hut keannmungd mire towards nadcukinem

stop talking low we’re getting clocked

oh, i’ve died. that is an instant death.

PHONE DIED BUT I FOUND IT ANYWAY! I AM OUR NUMBER ONE YAOI WARRIOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️

nuclear reaction on grapes…could I still eat them?

I picked up my Pepsi and it barked at me

FRUIT ON FRUIT VIOLENCE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY