Nonsense is even better with friends!
9812 nonsense entries have been added to the database!
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added on July 4, 2022 at 17:39
π€ shareπ΅ Seasoning is everythingβ¦ πΆ
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added on July 4, 2022 at 17:23
π€ shareCtrl + V does not work, only Ctrl + C works.
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added on July 4, 2022 at 07:13
π€ sharepython pillow
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added on July 4, 2022 at 07:08
π€ shareUpgrading Linux
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added on July 4, 2022 at 07:06
π€ sharesorry, I meant that ‘interesting’ is read as ‘int-res-ting’???
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added on July 4, 2022 at 07:05
π€ shareStop telling “I didn’t ask.” If you didn’t ask for it, just ignore it β it is for someone else, or one’s self.
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added on July 4, 2022 at 07:04
π€ shareInterestingly, you can switch accounts quickly when you’re sending a message in FluffyChat…
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added on July 4, 2022 at 06:42
π€ shareholidays = holy days
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added on July 4, 2022 at 06:28
π€ shareHolidays are supposed to be holidays β give someone a break!
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added on July 4, 2022 at 06:27
π€ shareThe things you have to do should only be done by one’s self. Others should not intefere what one’s is doing. Doing so will likely enhance the way one’s work.
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added on July 4, 2022 at 05:16
π€ share2022 Goals
- Invest $500 a day
- Wake up by 2:00 AM
- Shower three times (a year)
- Open a circus
- Permanently move inside the metaverse
- Become a skin in fortnite
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added on July 3, 2022 at 21:06
π€ sharei tried to change my voice using my phone but i accidentally swallowed it
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added on July 3, 2022 at 20:22
π€ shareI stabbed myself with a phone accidentally
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added on July 3, 2022 at 19:41
π€ sharedid not help the wrong little no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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added on July 3, 2022 at 17:34
π€ shareβ go, go
β which way
β every way
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added on July 3, 2022 at 17:32
π€ sharediscount, discount, discount, discount … yes!!
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added on July 3, 2022 at 17:28
π€ sharecracking and hacking
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added on July 3, 2022 at 17:28
π€ sharepyraleft pyramid pyraright
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added on July 3, 2022 at 14:39
π€ shareIt takes an instance owner about one minute to add two lines to their NGINX config:log_format post_logs '[$time_local] "$request" $status "$http_user_agent" [$request_body]'; access_log /var/log/nginx/all-your-searx-queries.log post_logs;(note the $request_body)
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added on July 3, 2022 at 14:08
π€ sharenomsense
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added on July 3, 2022 at 12:09
π€ shareAbsolutely no one asking
- Person who live in place that absolutely 0Β°
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added on July 3, 2022 at 12:05
π€ shareidk what im doing
- Number1#4325
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added on July 3, 2022 at 12:03
π€ sharethe guy with sunglasses laughs and then he says ok and goes in a folder that is in user folder and he finds yellow square saying B but then he dies from lack of oxygen and the user screenshots it and puts on discord and it gets some stars
then the user goes to reddit settings and freezes because the window is broken (its -837438*C outside) the guy realises and goes to incognito and goes in black hole that has a shop
after realising he has no cash he cried and went to watch tv while doing some stuff
police comes to his house and they wave to the guy
everyone on the planet knows that internet is going to be in debug mode so nobody will use it for a few days
the guy goes to check on cookie with magnifier and then he explodes with such power that a whole town would be destroyed but there is a huge shield for the town and then a tornado comes but it skipped the town
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added on July 3, 2022 at 12:02
π€ shareSweatsmile thinking and thinking and thinking until RZ explode, Huh.. WHAT???????
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added on July 3, 2022 at 11:59
π€ shareInsane is Intense
Wait a second wait what??
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added on July 3, 2022 at 11:57
π€ shareskeleton froze then his head exloded then he became a nerd
adult nerd
he said ok and put a thumbs up on his post and then he reacted with isforme because he has dementia and thought someone else putted that on his post
then he called 911 in belarus and then government became sad and everyone starred that and they got caught being in love with someone and the government got flushed and then they vomit on a dinosaur that was on fire but there was a guy with neutral face on the dinosaur that is on fire and he congratulates
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added on July 3, 2022 at 11:53
π€ shareMeow π
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added on July 3, 2022 at 11:12
π€ shareSAO moment
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added on July 3, 2022 at 10:49
π€ sharewe will we will rock you
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added on July 3, 2022 at 10:11
π€ sharewhile it was β¨ loading β¨
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added on July 3, 2022 at 09:56
π€ shareπΊοΈ ππ§
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added on July 3, 2022 at 05:54
π€ shareYouTube has over 2 million subscribers per hour.
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added on July 3, 2022 at 05:34
π€ shareCool, I have a headache. I like to dream. I have water. Sundara Wall
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added on July 3, 2022 at 05:33
π€ shareDaily Dose of Linerly’s Nonsense β
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added on July 3, 2022 at 04:56
π€ shareWhat do you get when you cross a duck with a speedboat? Is it a new text to speech engine, that runs locally, speaks a dozen languages, and sounds just like a hug?
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added on July 3, 2022 at 04:56
π€ shareIf being cool was illegal, I’d be a criminal.
Not because I’m cool, but because i shot-
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added on July 2, 2022 at 22:58
π€ sharealmost called emergency but fortunately 52 is not an emergency number
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added on July 2, 2022 at 16:33
π€ sharelong time no see
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added on July 2, 2022 at 15:53
π€ sharehow are u drowning, u hage flotie
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added on July 2, 2022 at 14:38
π€ shareYou definitely don’t need to mine to get nonsense β it is not crypto.
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added on July 2, 2022 at 12:46
π€ shareWARNING: Nonsense can get you to be nonsense, too.
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added on July 2, 2022 at 11:28
π€ shareThanks for reaching out to Support! Could you please send the make/model of your computer, your operating system, your browser, the temperature in the room when the error occurred, whether you were standing or seated, your favorite throwback jam, the age of your firstβ
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:35
π€ shareI don’t like how LanguageTool is not suggesting the one with the em-dash and spaces on both sides.
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:21
π€ shareI just tried it on Linux β wow, it works!
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:17
π€ shareIt’s emmmm-mazing, that’s what it is.
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:16
π€ shareWhen I see someone use an em-dash in the wild, I thinkβ¦ they get it β professional, sophisticated, sexy β it says to the world βI know things about grammar, but in a fun way.βAlt + 0 + 1 + 5 + 1 for Windows, Shift + Option + - for macOS, and Ctrl + Shift + U + 2 + 0 + 1 + 4 for Linux. It sounds a lot of keys at once, but trust me, it’s worth it.
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:16
π€ shareWhat’s harder to guess: a long string of numbers or a short string of random uppercase and lowercase letters?
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added on July 2, 2022 at 10:02
π€ shareπ΅ πΆ π₯΄
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added on July 2, 2022 at 09:55
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