Out, out, damned Spotify!

‘Breakfast’? Is that the thing some people eat in the ‘morning’?

Your debug build works, works, works, works, works, works, works. 🎉

I lw

why don’t you ask my dad Redzy for nonsense instead?

I HATE FLORIES!!! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!! I HATE FURRIES!!!!

**Ba**king
**Br**ead

slow it way way way down for the eeending

and slow it way way down for the memory

and the musical
music is true

I accidentally read your nick as linux femboy

I need a sweat band
not because i do sports all the time
but because breathing makes me exhausted

🍹 glug glug glug glug glug .. ah

We might not know what is wrong.

i almost sent my password 💀

🤯

we get Red Zer

Red Syntetizer

selfie

I hate myself
My self
My
Self
Selfy
I hate selfy

Deleting a user is dangerous.

“School” sounds like “is cool”, but school isn’t cool so it should renamed to “notchool” or something

linerly spitting facts

This is entirely optional.

Working as B

in’taended

XNOR XNOR XNOR

wdym by flood tho

lets nuke my house

like mine

no way

because the thing i said was a ✨ joke ✨

i like warmth

this hit me so hard my phone locked itself

der was reason

you did I’m lazy to travel through 5 years

why you have me still blocked

I have a bad feeling about this

Wi-Fi means Wireless Fidelity
but in russian it means wireless precision???

I have to bring RZ to my school because she asked for flowers

Don’t you hate it when the keyboard suddenly unplu

Congratulations, you won an uncommon nothing.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

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Fun fact: Netflix is called netflix because john netflix created netflix
The service was called Smith before he changed his name

Brazilians when the numbers 7 and 1 appear in in the same sentence

Get egg’d lol

imagine john wick picked up a pencil

🧏 ✏️
This is a pencil
Wait
This wasn’t updated in decades!
Imma make a pencil with wifi!

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