C’est manque, c’est manque, c’est manque…
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sharec’est que ton vocabulaire est vraiment pauvre
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shareIt’s Wednesday. 9:45, I have English in the morning.
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share👏 the 👏 bass 👏 kicks 👏 in 👏 on the 👏 city 👏
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shareTake your anger and shape it into something very blunt and very impactful.
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shareI was planning to demolish Hong Kong educational bureau center for not listening to me
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shareYou can use a hammer to build or destroy. You can use a hammer to make music or noise. You can use a hammer as a weapon or as a fidget toy.
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shareyou say logical And i say logical more
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shareSelagi status tidak jelas, aturan main bebas
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shareBURGER and ICE CREAM
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shareblur your eyes and pretend to be 13 years old and read nonsense again
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sharea machine that gaslights you if you disagree with it
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shareboy I wish my mistakes resulted in a gigantic paycheck, but this wasn’t a mistake
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shareWell I guess I could care less.
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share“oh children, come to the Black Forest, it’s a place with delicious cakes and whimsical costumes”
(Black Forest is a name for a kind of cake)
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shareyou can be a social warrior project
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shareplease have a 10 minute conversation with the people from your community you already know
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shareyou can’t fix makesense with love or good chicken
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shareinsane decision after insane decision after insane decision
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shareThose who do not do nonsense will be done in by nonsense.
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shareMy breakfast is about politics. The weather is about politics. When I buy groceries, that’s politics.
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shareLeft bracket, two thousand twenty-six dash zero seven dash twenty-eight T sixteen colon forty-seven colon fourteen point five hundred fifty-three thousand two hundred three plus zero zero colon zero zero, right bracket, doctrine.INFO colon Disconnecting left bracket right bracket left bracket right bracket
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shareThis platform is multilingual.
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shareu l t r a n o n s e n s i s m
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shareI’m not an issue tracker and I don’t scale!
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shareI’m told on a daily basis that I will be left behind. The tech industry left me behind years ago.
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sharekenyang, halus, tunggal
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shareThis is some sort of social warrior project. Always has been. Always will be.
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shareStay in the friend zone 👍
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shareinvestor slop
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shareWHERE IS THE TITANIUM ?!
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shareOpen the folder and it makes sense
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sharecone and bollard torture
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shareAI-Enabled Sense Experience Platform
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shareI dont have knees, i removed them for the sake of looks maxxing,
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share人生は音楽で、私はラジオだ。
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shareNonsense isn’t chance; it’s just pure randomness, so…
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shareThe truth will never lie.
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shareBe lovely. Be smart. Be dumb. Have so many people.
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shareMale, Female, They/Them
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shareWelcome to The MPDictionary
…where we decode the “things” that are used in MediaPlay Discord. (aka MPD)
Internet Slang
(some stuff you should know when it comes to text messaging nowadays, which not only MPD uses)
- LOL = Laugh Out Loud
- LMAO = Laugh My A** Off
- LMFAO = Laugh My F**king A** Off
- Bruh = Another word for “seriously” or “really”.
- SMH = Shaking My Head
- DM = Direct Message
- IDK = I Don’t Know
- Sup = Means “What’s up?”.
- Cya = Short for “See you”.
- Ppl = People
- NGL = Not Gonna Lie
- IMO = In My Opinion
IDEK = I Don’t Even Know - Pog = Pog means to express excitement or hype.
Frequently Used Words
(words that’s commonly used in MPD or by a specific user)
- Cewl, Kewl = Cool
- Okie = Okay
- Lul, Lel = Another way of saying “LOL”.
- Hec = Heck
- Oke = Okay
- Hai = Hey
- Hewwo = “Hello”, but in a cute or childish way. (which Techy mostly uses)
- Staph = Stop
- >//_//<, >////< = Blushing
- Bac = Back
- UwU = An expression depicting a cute face.
- OwO = Same with “UwU”.
- Oat = Something Rocky and Akuma says.
- Soup = Sup
- Oki = A cuter way of saying “Ok”.
- Yogurt = Yeah, it’s yogurt… Nothing special, but Joshua says it.
- 🌟 = MediaPlay Premium
- Ok no = Self-explanatory, another way of saying “never mind”.
- Sheet = A bad word Akuma saying.
- LOSLUILAMPRP = Used by RZ, an acronym for “Laughing Out So Loud Until I Lost All My Precious Petals”.
- LOSLUILAMPRPBSIDAROLFT = Used by RZ, an acronym for “Laughing Out So Loud Until I Lost All My Precious Petals Because Someone Is Doing A ‘rolling_on_floor_laugh’-Thingy”, basically LOSLUILAMPRP but longer.
- Yogurt? = Used by JoshuaTNTGamer, means “Hello?”.
- LOELUITTEOITWTTS = Used by DaBlueCube, an acronym for “Laugh Out Extremely Loud Until I Threw The Entire Ocean In This World To The Space”.
- LOVLUASHFFOY = Used by LThirty6, an acronym for “Laughing Out Very Loud Until Angrie Spilled His Favorite Flavor Of Yogurt”.
- 🦮 = Used by Linerly when Linerly doesn’t know what to say.
- TF card = Mostly used when seeing inappropriate things.
- Kno = A shorter version of “ok no”, usually used by Linerly.
- Qt = A shorter version of the word “cute” and “cutie”, Qt is pronounced “cute”. (just to let you know, Qt is an open-source library/tool/whatever it is to make applications)
- C*ka b**at (сука блять) = Used by CreativeWolfX (not in the server), an alternative of swearing.
- What The Flake = The non-swearing version of WTF, something that TG03 says.
- WTHeck = What The Heck
- Aw, seriously? = Something that TG03 says.
- Lo = Short version of “LOL”.
- YNTKTS = Meaning “Yo Ndak Tau Kok Tanya Saya”, which means “I Don’t Know Why Ask Me”.
- H = Letter used for random things, but simply H.
- Coolio = Cool, but f a n c y.
- Hmm = A word that Khoa uses for almost everything.
- eksdee = XD, but as a word.
- LOSLTILMFAOAFOA420FB = Laughing Out So Loud That I Laugh My F**king Ass Off And Fall Off A 420-Foot Building
- IK = I Know
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shareI love the taste of free food!
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shareIt’s quite difficult, but if one tries hard it’s possible
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shareHey you. Yes you! I’m talking to you out there reading this!! Why aren’t you doing this yourself??? You’re just reading me having all the fun. I know you want to write nonsense.
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shareMake out and decide!
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shareWhy and if so, how come not?
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sharemoxibustion
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sharehow much fem. can we inject into the ‘threy before she’s more fem than threy
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shareimagine nonless trinsic
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shareis this the best freaking wallpaper ever?
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